Date: Sun, 1 May 2011 14:20:03 +0530
From: Ranveer Singh <ranvier.rathod@gmail.com>
Subject: Shit-Fuckers

The cops in the city I live in really need to get their act together... Here,
you only see these money drains extorting money from drivers for less
important reasons like talking on the phone, not carrying insurance papers
etc. There are people jumping lights, cutting lanes, driving recklessly --
but who cares! At least the cops in this town dont!

As much as I was pissed for getting pulled over by a cop last night, I was
thanking my stars. For I ended up doing something I had fantasized for
years! This story involves raunch, shit, urination, gay anal sex. If this
not what you expected -- LEAVE NOW!!

Back to the story now -- I was driving in a pretty noisy street last night
and my phone rang. It was a friend from abroad and I had to answer the call.
So I answered the phone and told her that I was driving and would need to
exit into a smaller street so I could park and talk to her. So I turned at
the next street exit and guess what -- there were like a whole bunch of cops
waiting to pounce on me! I was pulled over as they caught me red handed --
for using a phone while driving!! Who would have expected them to be in that
godforsaken alley!! I tried to convince the cop with my story and he would
just not listen to me and demanded a fine... He took the money and my license
and went to another cop to process the payment...While I waited cursing myself
for the scene, I heard a voice that said "Shitfuckers man.. All of them..
they're just shitfuckers..."

I had never ever imagined this is how and where I'd meet the guy from my
fantasy that I had dreamt about all my life. I dont know how many buckets of
cum I might have squirted in my life thinking about this.. And it was all
going to happen tonite!!

Anyway, I turned to see who this was and I skipped a beat and almost froze.
I was looking at a guy unbelievably cute, extremely well maintained body and
dressed in very casual summer wear. Looked very typical of a surfer or a
skateboarder.. Only a little better built in terms of muscle and body hair..
Within the few seconds of me staring, I had figured he had some real strong
looking arms, chest hair sticking out of his shirt that was two buttons
down, a nice ear stud that looked like a twisted arrow almost going to
pierce his neck, lovely black hair that went till his shoulders and a lot of
it sticking to his neck because of the sweat. His shirt had wet patches near
his under arms and he was still wearing his gym shoes... It was then that I
smelled something real nasty and figured it was his body odor and was what
broke my trance. After snapping to reality, I stumbled for words and said
something to agree with him..My mind began a real quick math of all the
possibilities with this guy and what I could do to talk to him before the
cop came back.

I should probably tell you about myself at this point. I am 29 years old,
tall, very athletic with a lean body, olive skinned.. and in all modesty,
have been turning a few heads for quite sometime now. This guy I was looking
at was like a 100 times hotter than me! He was about my age, towering over
me at an easy 6'3 or so, fabulously chiseled body.. Man, he could just make
me cum just be a wicked sexy smile!

Adrenalin levels in body surged to dangerous peaks and I almost fell giddy
thinking of what the consequences were going to be. I had 4 cops less than
10 feet away, an unbelievably hot dude standing next to me and a mind that
was screaming sex!! Not knowing how to react, I shrugged my shoulders in
agreement with him and said the cops were a bunch of dirty assholes.  He
chuckled and said I was right. He had a lovely glint of light in his eyes
and he seemed like he wanted to talk more. I told him my story and he said
he got pulled over as he wasn't wearing a helmet. He explained that he was
just returning home from the gym which is next door and didn't think he
would need a helmet to ride less than half a mile. I figured that explained
the stench and the thought of his lovely body working out in a gym and his
smelly arm pits soaked in sweat gave me an instant boner. I tried to adjust
my trousers to hide it, but i was in my tight formals and there was no way
to conceal it! I decided -- wt the hell! I am going to take the risk and see
where this goes... My mind was racing and heart pumping harder just thinking
of what I was going to say next and where it could lead us..

He noticed me adjusting my trousers and just smiled to say no big deal.
Maybe he was used to seeing people getting a boner just looking at him.
Maybe that's normal for a gorgeous hunk like him.. Maybe he figured what was
going on and decided to play along!

I cleared my throat and said `You know, you called the cops shit-fuckers...
Shitfuckers? Really? Do u think these guys even know what that means? I
don't think they know anything beyond fucking their wives' loose pussy over
and over all their lives. Useless assholes'. He didn't get my point and
reacted in a way that said `yeah -- whatever'. I decided to continue with my
little play and said `I think shit-fucking is more a kinky fantasy to some
people... I've seen a porno about it and as gross as it was, it was pretty
turning on'. I thought he was going to punch me or push me aside and walk
away, he reacted saying "Really? Woah.. I'd heard about it but never
bothered to check it out -- it seems gross, but I think its more kinky!" I
couldn't believe what he'd just said.. Without hesitating, I said -- "Hey you
know what.. I think I still have that porno CD. I live like two blocks away
from here.. U can borrow it if you want to check it out". He started
blushing real red and very shyly said he'd like that.

The cop returned by then and handed back our respective receipts and
licenses and gave us a quick spiel about our offenses and what would happen
if we did it again. We were both smiling in our heads thinking what we'd
just called the cop.. Right after he left, we both burst out laughing
uncontrollably. The cop turned back and sighed to show how disappointing we
were.. or our whole generation was. We dropped his bike at his house that
was in the next street and he hopped into my car. His body odor was even
more pronounced in my car. He figured he was stinking like hell, smelled
himself said -- "He am sorry -- I didnt realize I am stinking so bad. I just
came back from the gym and was about to go shower at home. I think we should
go back to my place". By then we're already a block down and were reaching
my place. I said "Dont worry. I really dont mind. I guess its a kinky day
today.. sweat, shit-fuckers" and laughed. He reacted laughing and seemed
like he almost read what was going on in my mind..

I let him into my house and asked him to get us beer from the fridge while I
went to look for the porno DVD in my room. I went to my room and started
looking in my closet with half of me buried inside of it. He opened two beer
cans and came into my room. I knew he was in the room and was staring at my
rounded ass, but I didn't turn to see how long he would stare. After a good
long 30 seconds or so he cleared his throat announcing himself and offered
me a beer. I made an apologetic face and said "You know what, we might have
a problem. I think I only have the one DVD that has gay stuff. I think I
misplaced the straight one.. ". He looked intensely into my apologetic eyes
and said "And why would that be a problem?"

He took a step closer to me. I backed up reacting subconsciously only to hit
a wall behind me. He was still looking into my eyes and my heart was beating
like it was going to break open my chest and burst. He put his hand on the
wall and stepped even closer. I could smell his man scent so clearly now and
I almost blacked out with the whole thing. I was being pushed against a wall
by an insanely gorgeous hunk just out of the gym, smelling like a man should
and had a wicked smile that was said he was going to fuck me hard...

He brought his other hand to my crotch and got hold of my obvious erection
and said -- "Looks like we can make a new porno ourselves this evening...
Forget the CD and get out of those fucking clothes.. I want to fuck the shit
out of you.. you dirty bitch". I smiled back and said "Really? *Can* you
fuck the shit out of me?" He winked at me and said "You'll see... Oh an by the
way, the name is Adam.. Remember it coz you're gonna be screaming it aloud
very soon.. "

He took off his shirt in one move over his head and his raised arms gave out
more fumes of his nasty manly scent straight into my nose. My body hair was
standing straight in the thrill I was in.. I quickly wriggled myself out of
my clothes while he slowly removed his three-fourth trousers revealing a CK
underwear hiding something really big inside. It was a white boxer brief
that was outlining his thick cock that seemed like it was going all the way
to his hips. I could see patches of dried up pre-cum, maybe even pee or wt
ever. The underwear was dirty for sure and did smell quite nasty. A nice
trail of hair from his strong looking abs disappeared at the CK band I went
nuts imagining what it was going to be like inside..

He leaned forward and kissed me. Wasting no time, I was being pressed
against  the wall with quite some force, his tongue looking to devour my
mouth, his one had groping under my balls and another holding both my wrists
above my head against the wall. He was almost raping me -- and I absolutely
loved it. He mumbled something about me being hot and attacked my throat, my
ears my neck and the other hand was massaging my balls. I couldn't have
asked for more..

He just abruptly stopped in between and asked if I had a cigarette. I said
yes and pointed towards my bed stand. He light himself one in a very classy
way, took a deep drag and blew the smoke right above my head in the air. He
picked up his beer, took a few gulps, took another drag and pointed to me
with two of his fingers with the cigarette in between it. He said "You're a
fucking kinky asshole aren't you.. Wouldn't you love to be raped like the
whore you are?" I said "Hell yeah!" to which he stepped back a little,
looked at his crotch and said "prove your worth first".

I knew what he mean and knelt before him. He continued drinking his beer and
puffing the ciggie while I peeled his underwear half way down. His dick
sprang out free while his balls adjusted to the new freedom. His pubic hair
looked like they needed a trim, but his big dick was big enough tower over
the mess of a patch he had down there. To my delight, he was uncut and
through his foreskin oozed out strings after strings of precum. The smell
was real nasty with most of his hair soaked wet with sweat. His balls hung
quite low and looked pretty powerful...

Before I touched his cock or balls, I decided to go for the underwear. I
peeled it off of him and buried my nose where his cock had nested moments
ago. It was all him in there.. His smell, his precum, his sweat, some hair..
It was freaking heavenly! While I was enjoying the intoxicating underwear of
his, he caught hold of the hair on the back of my head with the cigarette
still between the fingers and said "Like that man-scent you faggot? Thats
how men smell.. Forget the boxer -- now smell it where it came from.. " and
he shoved my face to his crotch..

While my mouth was still trying to adjust his girth and savor the taste of
his precum, he wasted no time to go deep into my throat. He caught hold my
hair and rammed his massive cock right deep into my throat. I gagged and
felt like I was going to chock and die.. Tears were rolling down my cheek
while he pulled out in one instant, came closer to my face and warned me
sternly.. "Behave yourself and relax that throat...". This seemed to be
turning into a nightmare and I started to feel a bit worried about getting
seriously hurt.. He spit on my face, slapped me and said I was a dirty whore
and I deserved it.. As much as I was feeling humiliated, my cock thought
otherwise. I was strangely turned on and wanted this to continue!

He rammed his cock down my throat again and this time, I relaxed and let me
go as far as he wanted.. He smiled and continued to face fuck for what
seemed like an eternity.. While I started to feel him get rock hard inside
me, he fucked my mouth in supersonic speed and then shot a massive load into
my mouth.. It was so much of it that it started to leak out of the sides of
my lips.. His juice was so yummy with a strange sweet taste to it..
I savored the taste for a bit and then swallowed all of it. He slapped me
again, harder this time and said -- "who said you could do that... You'll only
do what I tell you to do.. And you want to drink? Now drink this.. ". Before
I could react, I felt a hot steamy stream of pungent piss on my face. I
opened my mouth started to drink it straight from the tap.. He was filling
my mouth more than I could gulp and his piss was all over my chest and body.
I looked up and he was drinking his beer with the cigarette still between
his fingers.. He emptied the beer can in my mouth along with the last few of
his piss drops and said "Drink up and turn around.. ". I thought we were
done, and the stallion in my room was already planning the part 2 of this
dreamy fantasy!!

"Before we start again, go get me another beer, a light and throw in that
shit fucker video in the DVD" he ordered.. I quickly obliged and went out to
get him another beer. By the time I came back, he had spread himself over my
bed like a king.. The very sight of him, his well built body, the hair, his
huge cock and the mixed stench of sweat, cum and piss in my room just made
me dizzy.. I gave him a beer can and went to pop the DVD in.. He asked me to
suck his cock while he drank his beer, watched the porno and smoked that
ciggie. He suddenly grabbed my hair which was completely wet with my sweat
and his piss, and pushed it below his balls. He lifted his legs to give me
better access and boy -- it stank! His ass was real hairy and I could see he
was too lazy to wash his ass. It reeked with the smell of shit and all the
sweat making and wet and inviting.. I dug deep into his pucker with my
tongue and he moaned with ecstasy.  I was in a whole different world and
couldnt believe all this was happening in my own room, on the very bed that
I sleep everyday!

His cock was back to its full erection and he said -- "get off the bed and
bend over you filthy piece of shit. I am going to fuck the crap out of you --
Literally". I was both scared and extremely turned on! I stood by the side
of the bed and bent over to hold on to the railing at the end.. I was
mentally preparing for the oncoming assault while he gulped the rest of his
beer, flicked the cigarette butt into the can, crushed the can and threw it
on the floor. His aggressive masculine behavior was incredibly turning me
on.. Before I could realize what was happening, he grabbed me my hips, bent
over and whispered in my ear -- "You're up for a nasty fuck... Scream all you
want, but your ass is mine today". I pinned myself against his strong chest,
turned my head and said "Kill me..".

With a wicked smile, he spit on his on his fingers and lubed up my waiting
asshole. He spit again, lubed up his own dick and started to probe my
opening with it. I could feel his big mushroom dickhead aligning itself to
the right position.. Without much warning, he rammed his full cock into my
ass and the pain was just excruciating.. It was way bigger than I expected
it to be and the sudden invasion felt like someone tore my ass up with a
knife.. I squirmed in pain and tried to get away.. but his strong arms and
legs left me immobilized. He slapped my butt cheeks several times and I
cried in pain while the cheeks turned red. He forcefully caught hold my rock
hard cock and said -- "looks you are enjoying it indeed.. You like to be
raped dont you? You want to be treated like a helpless fuckin bitch that you
are dont you?". Despite the pain which was slowly beginning to subside, I
said "Yes, please fuck me -- please rape me -- please abuse me.."

The shit in my ass was being pushed backwards by his dick and the feeling
was incredible.. The pain had completely gone by now and I was throughly
enjoying every thrust he gave me. He was being very forceful and rammed me
each time with his dick going in completely... Some of my shit was coating his
dick and provided excellent lubrication.. The smell was beginning to fill up
the room while he said "You smell like a fucking drain.. you whore.. I am
lovin it!" and continued to fuck me.. Shit was beginning to escape from the
sides as he kept fucking me.. He spit a bit more on his fingers and lubed up
his dick while he was still fucking and in turn got his fingers coated with
my shit. He brought up to his nose and said "yumm" and then rammed the
fingers in my mouth saying "Dont you love that? Ain't that shit just yummy?"
I was in such a trance that I couldn't even respond to him..

Without a notice, he pulled out my ass making my ass forcefully throw out
some shit.. He looked down the floor and said "Now look what you've done!
You filthy whore.. ". He flipped me in an instant second and threw me on the
bed on my back. He dove straight to my dirty asshole and started to eat
straight out of it.. I was surprised, and amazed and in heaven! His tongue
was invading my opened up asshole while I could feel his scruffy face around
it. He slapped my butt cheeks every now and kept eating my man-pussy. He got
up and smiled wickedly with my shit coating his mouth.. He leaned and
smooched me making me taste my own shit from his mouth.. My head was reeling
in delight wondering if this was all real or if I was dreaming..

He got up, lifted my legs to place them on his shoulders and started to fuck
me again. This time my ass took his dick with a welcome and he began to
build a good rhythm with the fucking. I reached out to stroke myself while
he fucked me but he threw my hand off, gave me a slap and said "Who said you
could touch yourself bitch". He continued to fuck me with more shit coating
his dick, he kept scooping the shit that came out and smeared it all over my
chest..

My cock was rock hard and he was repeated hitting my g-Spot with his cock..
I was beginning to orgasm and wanted to touch myself, but he just wouldnt
let me. His thrusts became more and more violent and finally with a loud
roar, he started to cum inside me.. the whole experience just pushed me over
the edge and made me cum without even touching! I was trembling while it
took a whole 10-15 secs for the orgasm to subside... I couldn't believe that
my wildest fantasy had just come true -- and that too with such a hot hunk!

His dick started to go limp, but was still inside my ass while lay over me..
He lifted himself slightly and I started to feel a warm sensation inside my
ass.. He was pissing inside me!!!! His wicked smile returned and he said
"Dont you dare spill a drop". I obliged and tightened my ass to contain all
of his in me.. He finally finished filling me with all of that beer piss and
pulled.. I sealed my ass quickly to not let the piss escape.. He slid down
on the floor, pulled me to the edge of the bed and started to lick my
asshole..

He smooched my pucked and said -- "Let it all out baby.. " I did.. my ass
just exploded on his face splashing his own piss, pieces of my shit and his
cum all over him. He rimmed me a bit more to clean up what ever was left
there and came back up on the bed to collapse over me. I kissed him and
before we could say anything, both of us fell asleep entwined with each
other and covered in filth..

The next day morning, I woke up alone for an instant thought all this was
just a fantasy dream. But the stench in the room and my body reeking with
shit, sweat and piss was still there.. His crushed beer cans where still
around.. Finally I saw a note by my bed that said "Sorry Bro. Had to go...
Call this number when you're thirsty again [image: ;)] ".

Write to me at ranvier.rathod@gmail.com if you enjoyed this story..