Date: Fri, 9 Dec 2016 16:10:01 -0500
From: K <krtmncs@aol.com>
Subject: SIR      Gay/urination

Hooked up with a hot guy. Out-of-my-league smoking hot. Called himself
Sir. No other name given. He approached me online. I would never have the
courage to approach him. He is 6'2", V shaped torso, tiny waist, bigger
than expected ass, strong legs, blue eyes, short brown hair, a handsome
mole on his perfectly formed right cheek, perfect covering of scruff, white
teeth and a devious smile.

I really didn't think he, or his profile were real but I played a long. We
chatted for a while. He was into obedience (I am not a slave, but I
followed his lead and agreed). He said his moods were always changing as
far as sex. He may just want to cuddle, he may want to fuck, he may want to
beat my ass black and blue (that got me hard). I told him I would do
anything I was told - the thought of him pushing my limits made me even
harder.

 He asked for my cell number. I gave it (assuming in that moment that I was
being stupid and that I was being lured into some scam). Moments later I
got a FaceTime request from an unknown number. He messaged me that he was
calling. I answered. I hadn't had time to primp or put on a shirt. There
was his smile. He was real.

I said hello. He said, "Shut the fuck up bitch." Still smiling
mischievously. Then, surprisingly, we had a pretty nice normal chat. We got
very comfortable with each other. After about 30 minutes he said, "So, do
you like me? I think you are a cool guy." I told him the truth, that I
thought he was an awesome guy. "Cool." he said, "You want to audition to be
one of my playthings?" I giggled a "Yes Sir."

"So, let me see your body. I moved the phone so he could see more of my
torso. He gave orders as I modeled. He had me drop my underwear. Then he
had me show him my ass. He got mad and told me to really show him my ass. I
propped the phone and bent over. He ordered me to spread my cheeks. Then to
push out my pink hole. When I did he laughed. "No virgin I see." I was
embarrassed. He said "Put on your shorts, I don't need to see any more of
your shitty hole or that hard meat." I knew it wasn't shitty because I had
showered after my morning sit down.

"You definitely pass the audition. As long as you agree to the terms, you
are in." I agreed. He chuckled, "You don't know what they are yet. Repeat
after me...I, worthless pig, do hereby agree to be Sir's pig in any way he
wants to use me. For ANY purpose he desires. I will give him my body to
use, ABUSE, to beat, to bind and to pleasure him. I will do anything he
asks during play. I will lick him anywhere, I will suck his ass or cock. I
will lick his pits. I will drink his sweat. I will devour his cock or
fist. There is but one limit, I must be allowed to walk out of the playroom
without any damage that will not heal. With Sir, I give away my rights
during play."  I knew with anyone else I would never agree to this. But I
readily agreed. He disconnected and texted me. "You pass. When I have an
opening and a need, I will text you. Don't ever text me without
permission. Night bitch....FYI, I think you are cute as shit."

I was sad that our conversation was over. I went to the bedroom, grabbed a
toy, flopped on the bed and jerked off with a big plug in my dry
ass. Ah. If nothing else, I had jerk off material in my head to last a
long,long time.

That was a Friday; he didn't contact me all weekend. I did not see him
online either.

Saturday I did hook up with a dom guy that fed me a strong load of piss (I
don't mind water sports but prefer watered down piss as opposed to salty or
strong). The big, shaved head muscle man gave me a rough fuck with lots of
ass slaps. He didn't cum in my ass, instead he pulled out and fucked my
throat.  He fucked until I was about to pass out and then back in. He did
this five or six times and then he pulled out and turned around. He planted
his ass on my face. I knew what he wanted and let my sloppy face dive into
his strong ass. While it was sweaty, it didn't stink so I went to
work. After a while he must have bored with my tongue cause he started to
grind his ass onto my face more. I really dove in. It started to taste
bad. I really wanted him off me but when I used my hand to push his ass
away he pushed back. Then I was certain he was opening his hole. My tongue
slipped in deeper. This was new. I could taste his red insides. It was
slightly metallic tasting (odd I know but that is what it tasted like). I
was eating his can. A weird sensation came over me and I really got into
this ass! After a long time of me eating ass he pushed out a bit and again
I tasted the bad taste. Before I could push him again he turned around and
pounded my face with his long curved cock.

Once again my throat was blocked. He really fucked away. He grabbed my nips
and twisted and pulled. I realized he wanted me to do the same and I
reached up and did his tits hard. The rhythm was nice and I was wriggling
away in ecstasy. I think he must have worried he was going to cum cause he
changed his pace. Then he really got aggressive and pounded my face. I
couldn't breathe as he raped my tonsils. It was awful. I puked around his
cock. That turned him on and he would gather my mess and push it into my
mouth around his pistoning cock. If I would try to break free he would
bitch slap me (which made me both obey and stiffened my cock). After what
seemed like 20 minutes of full on face torture he sped up.  As he came, I
came. It was the worse face fuck ever. There was nothing in it for me, it
was all about using a hole. When he left I was a mess. My cheeks were
bright red and I was certain they would bruise (they didn't, whew). I
cleaned up. I actually cried a little (though I don't know why - it was a
great fuck). I laid down to sleep and my erection was tenting the sheet.



I was debating whether or not to jack off again when I received a
notification. Another top I had been recruiting for a play date wanted to
play now. What the fuck.

Fifteen minutes later I was on my knees in front of a redheaded
construction guy. Man did he have a great cock. Not huge but nice size,
girth and shape. He had taken his pants off but still wore his flannel
shirt and tan construction boots. He got a text so he bent over to grab his
phone and ordered me to eat ass. I did. Second time in one night I had my
face buried in a GORGEOUS ass. Did he come straight from a construction
site porta-potty? Cause this ass was dirty. I backed away. He pushed fast
and I had my face in this mess of an ass. I moved a bit. I decided not to
breath. He ordered me to eat ass. So, I was torn. This guy was a hot red
headed blue collar dream. Total jack-off fantasy man. But his hygiene was
not part of my dream. I realized I had told Sir I would do ANYTHING...well
if that was true, I better practice doing things I didn't want to do.  In
for a penny... I put out my tongue and went to work. The hole itself did
not have shit on it so I focused there and dug in. I fell into a similar
trance as earlier. I really went to eating this ass. I realized it was
sweet. I mean it, it tasted sweet and salty at the same time. As I got him
wetter the outside got wet too and I started licking everywhere and then
back to the hole. I cleaned it up pretty good.

We rotated positions and Rusty (fuck if I know his name), started munching
on my hole. He stopped fast. He slapped my ass hard (not in the fuck
slapping way, HARD). "Fuck, you been fucked rough. Your ass is wore out!"
He went over to the pants again and took out a vape. He took a drag and
handed it to me. It was weed. Then he went back to work.

He spit on the bull's-eye and took two fingers and gave me a wild finger
fuck. Then a three finger fuck. He had almost his whole hand in when he
said I should get some lube. I did. And a towel. He went back to working my
hole. He got in three fingers from each hand and started to twist. It was
fun. His eyes were the greatest color of green. I got lost in them. The
weed was wonderful.

More lube and he pushed in his left hand. Oh. Oh. OHHHH FUCK YEA.  I have
to admit I have been fisted. But not often and not when I wasn't
prepared. He started to massage my insides. I realized, I WASN'T
PREPARED. I tensed up. He realized at the same time. He pulled out his
hand. Brown. Dripping. He looked at me - at his hand - at me. I wanted to
die. He smiled. He took his hand to his face and sniffed. "I think you
might be dirty. What do you think?" He pushed the hand to my face. I
cringed and pulled back. He chuckled at my discomfort and wiped a shit on
my face. Then took his hand and wiped his red stubble and licked the back
of his hand.

I was GROSSED out. He took the lube with his other hand and reapplied. Back
in my hole he went. Now he was digging for shit. He encouraged me to push
out. He grabbed a handful and smeared my cock and balls.  The room started
to smell BAD. His hands were magic though and I loved the sensation of his
ass work and I continued to be hypnotized by those magic eyes. I should
have been repulsed but the brown smears on his face and in his rusty scruff
made him even hotter. He managed to vape some more weed which helped the
room odor. As he vaped he got shit all over his face. He shot gunned a hit
into my mouth which transferred more shit to my face. He roughly pulled out
his hand and the contents from deep inside my intestine flowed out onto the
towel and onto the floor. I had no idea I had that much shit in me.

Rusty looked at the mess and lust filled his eyes. He practically dove into
the pile of shit. He was smearing all over himself and adding to the mess
on my body. I stretched my legs and was laying on my back. He hovered over
the pile of shit on the towel and rubbed his ass in the shit. He moved
forward and sat his ass on my face.

The weed was working. Instead of pushing him off I dove in. I wanted that
gorgeous ass bad. I moved my tongue around a bit and he pulled two inches
away. His ass lips pushed out and the tiniest glob of shit
appeared. Instantly his as was smashing into my mouth again and that sweet
sweet shit got into my mouth. He pulled back again, the ass lips parted and
a bigger glob emerged. Again he pushed it into my (this time open) mouth. I
held it on my tongue. I suppose it wasn't very big but it felt huge. I just
let it lie there and dissolve. My head was spinning from the pot and the
shit. I wasn't gaging. I felt the saliva shit pool and swallowed the liquid
but kept the turd on my tongue. He pulled back again. I used the
opportunity to spit out the chunk of shit that hadn't dissolved and to gasp
for fresh air. Fresh air didn't exist it was skank, rancid shit air. I
gasped anyway. Good thing, within seconds the sexiest ass in the world
opened again and as fast as a blink a four pound pile of shit transferred
from that tiny hole to my face.

As I was in mid gasp when the shit exploded from him, a great deal of it
filled my mouth. The majority of the pile covered my lips and nose. My
nostrils were full. My mouth was full. I panicked and gasped causing a fair
amount of shit to be swallowed. No. I did not ever want to swallow
shit. But I did, but I still couldn't breathe. There was too much shit on
my face and in my nose.

Rusty moved to my face and wiped the shit from my eyes so I could see. His
face was now touching the pile and he plowed through and open mouth kissed
me. I was able to steal a breath from him. Now we were glued together at
the face with by shit mortar. He worked is tongue on mine. Saliva was
shared. He broke away. We breathed. His tongue scooped some shit and we
kissed some more. His hand reached down and stroked my cock that must have
been poking him. Fuck I was boned. My stomach turned but I resisted the
urge to puke. We just continued the deepest shit kiss. Again he scooped a
bigger gob of shit and forced it into my throat with his tongue. I did puke
this time. So fast.

I hadn't eaten much so it was watery and acidic. I puked right into Rusty
studs mouth. He moaned. He continued to kiss me with our mouths now full of
puke and shit. I was mentally and physically uncomfortable with how far my
limits had been pushed so I was relieved when Rusty dude backed away. My
bed was a disaster. He laid back and stroked his cock. "How you wanna get
off?" he asked. I didn't know how to answer and I just laid next to him. He
arched his back, grunted and scooped fresh shit from his ass. He took his
hand and wrapped it around my cock and jerked. I did the same and applied
some of my shit to him... I didn't have much because of the fisting, but
the shit and lube mix was good for coating his great cock. We stroked for a
while. My head was spinning. It stunk too. Then it hit me, I was really
relaxed and super sex charged laying in a mess of shit. Covered in shit. I
stoked harder. Rusty maneuvered into a sixty nine and we stroked over each
others mouths. I leaned and was able to lick at his shit covered balls. He
moved and I placed my mouth on the shit ball stuck to his ass hole. He
pushed a little and it fell into my mouth. He started to moan and placed
the tip of his cock on the shit in my mouth. I stroked harder. I started to
moan around his cock. I was super sexed. He was stroking faster, his hand
hitting my lips as he stroked with the cock head still in my mouth.

I was cumming and all of a sudden he came. Man what a delicious flood. It
just kept cumming and cumming. It was like he was pissing cum. I used the
mouth full of cum to rinse the shit in my mouth. As I swallowed I wondered
if I would ever taste anything so erotic. I also wondered if I had crossed
a line. Coming down from a popper, sex filled high and guilt was flooding
me. Rusty lightly kissed me and got up.

Quietly he gathered the soiled bedding and wiped me with a load of paper
towels that had been next to the bed. He disappeared, with the bedding,
into the bath room. I have a second bathroom down the hall so I used that
shower. It took a long time in the shower. At first I just let the water
rinse my body and my thoughts. Then I scrubbed. Then I realized I still
smelled. I rinsed my body with Listerine and I just let the massage head
pound me for a while. It was a long shower. When I got out I heard the
front door. Rusty was gone. In my bathroom the sheets hung from the shower
curtain. He had done a good job cleaning the shit from them in the
shower. A nice pig.

I slept on the couch. The bedroom smelled awful. Rusty, I learned his real
name was Bryan, was so cool. He messaged me and called. Over the next week
we talked every day. Finally on Thursday he shyly asked if I would go out
on a date with him. It seemed odd to have such a nasty trick and then
date. But I jumped at it, he was so great. He was a general contractor and
seemed to be a hard working solid guy. Ambitious too, not just a pretty
face (and ass).

On Friday he picked me up and we were going to dinner and a movie. We
decided on Italian and Bryan ate like ten times more than me. He had a
great body, how could he eat like this. During dinner I had a strange
thought, normally I eat light in case I get fucked...guess that didn't
matter with Bryan! As we finished dinner Bryan left to use the bathroom. I
got a text, it was Sir. Oh shit. Finally but what bad timing. I answered
the text and told him I was out to dinner. He asked if it was a date. I was
honest. He said "good". He ordered me to seduce my date and take him home
ASAP. This was kinda odd, but fun.

Bryan got back, "Damn, I ate too much." He said. "I may fall asleep in the
movie." I told him that we could skip the movie but I hope he wasn't to
tired to fuck me. He smiled, "Never too tired to fuck the shit out of a
cute ass." Oh, it was gonna be another dirty night. We left for my
apartment.

We were practically naked by the time the front door shut. I really lusted
after this guy. We were making out, Bryan's finger in my ass, when I got a
text from Sir. "Open your front door." I made a puzzled face. Bryan
smiled. Another text, "Now".  I opened the door a crack. Bryan didn't move
to hide himself. The door pushed open. Sir was there.

If possible, he was more stunning in person. Leather pants that fit him
well, a loose preppy shirt, great boots, a thin silver chain with some
small medallion, - he looked styled by GQ. Before he could get the door
shut Bryan had his finger back in my ass. Seriously? He didn't even ask who
this was. I was freaking. Sir told us to get busy and pretend he wasn't
there.  He removed his clothes and laid them on a chair. He was down to a
real sexy yellow stained white jock. He sat on the chair and put his boots
back on and removed a leather paddle from a bag he brought. Bryan and I
were taking turns sucking cock.

Sir looked at Bryan and asked. "Mind if I bruise up your date's ass?" Bryan
said, "Nope, go for it. Mind if I eat yours?" Sir said, "Nope go for it."

Bryan grabbed a joint and lit up. Sir stopped his preparation to beat me
and took a long toke. It gave me a moment to mentally freak out. I still
wasn't sure how this happened. I wasn't sure if Bryan and Sir were
compatible as both seemed to be alpha. I didn't know if I wanted to be
shared. Mostly, I lusted after Sir, but I had really developed a crush on
Bryan-I didn't want to fuck anything up. The joint was passed to me a
second time. As I exhaled I was pushed over a chair. Sir got behind
me. Bryan behind him.

Sir was not fast. The first hit was HARD. The second came an excruciating
eternity later. It was HARD. It fucking hurt. I was told not to make any
noise. I heard Sir make a satisfied moan/grunt. He must have liked Bryan
eating his ass. I was a little jealous of Bryan being able to taste Sir, I
was a lot jealous of Sir being serviced by Bryan. Then, SMACK, another hit
followed by a strange grunt from Sir. Before another hit could land, Bryan
was face to face with me. Sir ordered me to kiss him. As I leaned in, wham,
another hit landed on my ass forcing my mouth to open wide in pain. Bryan
leaned in. His mouth was full of shit. Sir's grunt had obviously been a
small dump. Now Sir hit my ass faster forcing me to become overwhelmed with
the pain, the kiss and the shit. My ass was now numb. I was oblivious to
the smell. The pot made me crave Bryan's tongue.

All of a sudden I thought I was cumming. I had an out-of-body orgasm as the
pain, kiss, and shit thrust me into somewhere amazing. It seemed like an
eternal high, but it was just a moment and as I came down I realized Sir
and Bryan hadn't even noticed my excitement.

Bryan moved to my red ass and in a quick thrust entered me mercilessly.
After three thrusts, Sir moved Bryan and fucked me. Sirs cock was a lot
larger in both length and width. It was a monster (which is saying a lot as
Bryan's perfect penis isn't at all small).

So Sir fucked me as hard as he had paddled me. Sir commanded Bryan to feed
me dick. "Suck your buddy's cock bitch, you got it dirty now clean it up."
Sure enough, Bryans cock had a glistening coat of shit on it. Bryan looked
at me with total lust and offered his cock. I was quite hesitant, which Sir
noticed. Sir slapped my cheek hard. I opened and Sir's cock slammed home as
Bryan shoved his cock deep in my mouth.

They fucked me for a few minutes when Sir again ordred a change of
position. Now I was presented Sir's cock; dirtier than Bryan's and
bigger. It was forced down my throat. The fucking continued. I got used to
the rhythms and the pleasure of really being slut used.

Bryan began to slap my well abuse ass cheeks. Sir slapped my face cheeks as
he pounded my mouth. Then, as if on cue, they both slowed and much more
sensuously fucked my orifices. Again a wave of exquisite ecstasy came over
me. Oh man this was good. I think they knew I was in a good place because
they just kept up the sensual, sexual assault.  Bryan grabbed a joint and
toked, handed it to Sir who then pulled out and offered it to me. When my
drag was over, Sir turned and presented his ass. "Remember your
pledge. You'll do as I say. Now eat my ass."

I went to work. His shitty ass was not as sweet as Bryans. Oddly I did
taste a distinct difference. I licked and slurped and when Sir pushed back
I dove my tongue in. And, oh my god, I felt amazing. I was in heaven. Total
heaven. My ass was getting pounded by a guy I was crushing on and my face
was buried in my dream trick's ass. He was giving commentary and telling me
how good it felt, to eat deeper and to really dig in. We did another
toke. Sir made a motion to Bryan who disappeared for a few minutes. Sir
moved me to the floor and sat almost smothering me with that amazing pair
of perfect ass cheeks.

Sir ordered me to finger him. I did. He then told me to go deeper. When I
went deeper I felt some turd. He really pushed back on my finger. He knew I
had hit his gold. He ordered me to pull it out. I did and he forced my
finger into my mouth and then quickly returned his ass to my face. I was
super high. He ordered me to swallow and lick ass. Instead of thinking
about it I just followed his order. I didn't smell it or really taste it. I
just swallowed, which was more difficult than I would imagine. It was like
my body did not want me to do this. Yet I forced myself through it. I would
like to say it wasn't horrible. It was horrible. My mind was repulsed. My
stomach almost revolted. My cock swelled.

When Bryan reappeared, Sir ordered me to stand and to kiss my
`boyfriend'. I did. Bryan's cock perked at the taste of Sir's shit in my
mouth. My new boyfriend was obviously a bit of a shit eater, if not eater
at least shit enthusiast.



Continued in SIR Part Two