Date: Sat, 12 May 2007 11:28:24 -0400
From: Allievo 12 <allievo12@hotmail.com>
Subject: Slave vs Toilet

i am currently the property of Master Dave. My Master enjoys lending me out
to other Masters via email or chats (esp. gay.com chats). One Master
requested that i explain why Master Dave should allow me to take his piss
instead of using the toilet. Why was i more deserving of Master?s piss that
the toilet.

This was my response:

Every society that has ever existed on this Earth was divided by class or
status in some form or another. The creation of hierarchies seems to be a
natural necessity in the societal organizations of social creatures such as
humans. But nature has rarely produced a result where another creature or
animal exists solely for the benefit of another. This parasitical
relationship would not be a normal course of evolution for the lesser
creature. But this is what nature has produced. In today?s modern world, we
find a human species of True Men, who seem have been put on this Earth to
lead, control and dominate a subhuman species which appears to have oddly
evolved at their feet.  And so, we now see Homo sapiens, the ?Intelligent
Man?, served and worshipped by Homo improbus, the ?inferior man?.

The subspecies, Homo improbus, seems to have evolved from the main species
phylum and diverged into an independent line of the evolutionary
process. And what is interesting is that the evolution seemed to have been
a regression. It is quite clear and obvious that the subhuman species has
significantly more primitive intelligence, physical and social
characteristics than the highly evolved Homo sapiens male. The cruel
evolutionary process has regressed the species to a point which is so
primitive that it is often, and accurately, referred to as a subhuman
dog. It can not expect to compete in any contest with a Man in any
category. In fact, even situations where the subhuman species might have an
advantage over a Man, all possibilities of a gain are forfeited due to its
incredible stupidity. That stupidity has led to its unwavering admiration
of Men and an intense jealousy of their superiority. The idiocy of the
subhuman dog has reduced the species to a very single-minded goal and
mission. It will serve Men to the best of its knowledge and abilities. With
this simple-minded objective, the subhuman hopes to gain prestige and pride
in properly serving and pleasing true intelligent Men.

The simple psychology of the common cock-worshipping, turd-tasting subhuman
dog is an intense need to satisfy Men?s wishes. Every act in its existence
is in the pursuit of that goal. However, the weak-minded, pussy-assed
subhuman dog possesses a seriously debilitating trait which often prevents
it from properly achieving that goal: severely reduced intelligence. As a
result, the faggot dogs must often be trained to correctly serve Men?s
needs. This training if for the whipping boy?s own good. It has been
observed that Man-worshipping dogs who improperly serve Men lead very sad
and unhappy lives. But a basic instinct which is difficult to understand,
can hinder the proper training of a subhuman parasite. This instinct is the
intense need to consume all biological substances released by Men. The
exact source of this instinct is still unclear, but a number of theories
exist. The most popular theory is that this is a very basic instinct to
protect Men from harm.

Because of this instinct, the subhuman species actually considers an
inanimate object as a threat to its social position. Due to its incredible
stupidity, the subhuman dog sees the common bathroom toilet as competition
for Men?s feces and urine.

It is known that sewage and human waste can lead to potentially dangerous
living conditions. This waste can harbour a number of human pathogens which
could lead to unhealthy living conditions. It is believed that the
evolution of the ass-licking, snot-swallowing, rat-brained subhuman dog has
led it to try to ensure the healthy living of Human Men. Of course, this
instinct and the reason behind this revolting impulse is completely unknown
to the common piss-drinking dog. They simply feel the urge to consume the
Men?s waste.

Most Men will agree that it is cruel to allow the stupid and inferior
subhumans to feed off their superior shit and piss. It is well known that
Men carry an unfair responsibility for the caring of stupid dogs. The well
being of these submissive creatures is completely dependent on the
generosity of the superior Man. And it is for this reason that most Men
will agree that it is necessary to keep inferior idiots from consuming the
unhealthy and potentially contaminated wastes of the Superior Man?s
body. There is, however, evidence suggest that subservient toilet
bowl-licking, blue-balled, cock-worshipping faggots should be permitted the
incredible honour and privilege of drinking their Master?s piss.

As previously mentioned, the idiot brains of Homo improbus regard the
common household toilet as a threat to its position. They will often beg
and plead to be permitted the opportunity to drink their Master?s piss. The
simple mind of the small-dicked dog will drive itself to an unhealthy state
of insecurity if the toilet is given more attention that it. This is why
superior Men must take special care in granting the occasional permission
to their lowly, ass-sniffing, foot-smelling, floor-eating, subhuman
counterparts to drink their piss. Although it is understood that this can
sometimes be somewhat unhealthy, it is the pity and incredible generosity
of the Superior Man which allows Him to compassionately grant permission
for His incredible piss to be touched by undeserving bags of shit which
arrogantly place themselves to the undeserved elevated level of subhumans.

But the psychological well-being of the common puke-eating, shit-smelling,
cocksucking subhuman turd is not really the concern of the Human Male. The
only responsibility which Men must endure is allowing the sweat-ridden,
weak-bodied, pathetic subhuman cockroaches to serve them to the fullest
measure of their abilities. However, the will and effort which is put by
each of the two servants, the toilet and the shit-smelling, cum-eating,
simple-minded faggot boy, is what differs them from each other.

The toilet, although a strong and loyal servant, cannot adapt its servitude
to its Master?s will. It is simply static creature which can only
accomplish a limited number of tasks. It has neither the desire nor the
need to completely satisfy and impress a Man with its abilities and
cock-sucking experience.

The collar-bound, spit-swallowing, ass-serving subhuman dog will actively
adapt its behaviour to please its Master and impress upon Him its ability
to learn and conform. The dog can be trained and will enthusiastically obey
all commands put forth to it. It will do all it can to obtain the honour
and privilege of drinking its Master?s piss. A toilet cannot wash dishes or
clean the car. It cannot serve drinks or become a footstool. And it cannot
suck a cock or sit on its Master?s dick. Everything a toilet does is the
direct result of the brilliant engineering of Hot Men is laboratories
across the world. It cannot do anything it was not built for, and it cannot
hope to learn a new task. If a real man were to have only of the two, it
would undoubtedly choose a dim-witted, nipple-worshipping, muscle-adoring,
man-loving, subservient, cock-sucking, subhuman dog which can present its
throat to sensual dick massages and its shaved asshole to hard
fuckings. The stupid subservient dog can accomplish an incredible number of
tasks including performing menial household chores, entertain friends,
serve at parties, act like furniture and carry out sexual duties. And the
filthy, brainless, cock-loving pig can also swallow a Man?s urine. Although
a cold, sweaty, wet, immobile and uninspired porcelain toilet can take a
Man?s urine, it cannot do anything else and is actually redundant in the
presence of a well-trained, piss-drinking, subhuman dog.

And the one task that a toilet can actually perform is loud, wet and
completely indelicate. Firstly, and most insulting, Men must walk to a
specific cold room where the cumbersome toilet is bolted into its
stationary position. Men must stand before it, holding their own penises in
their own hands, and shoot their urine ungracefully through the air into a
bowl of cold water. The Man must then push on a lever that will send
torrents of water into the bowl, splashing the mixture of water and
ambrosia all over the place, and very loudly drain itself into a plumbing
system which is responsible for hundreds of tons of organic waste. This is
an incredibly impersonal, clumsy, awkward system.

Now let?s compare this with the beautiful act performed by a cocksucking,
shit-cleaning, foot-worshipping obedient faggot. The faggot dog will kneel
before its superior Master wherever He happens to be, and whenever he needs
to piss. The dog will kneel and look up adoringly at its Master?s body,
appreciating the ownership of the relationship and thanking Him for the
honour of drinking His piss. The faggot subhuman pig will then open his
Master?s jeans and underwear and delicately take the beautiful and idolized
penis. The Man never has to touch His own penis. The penis is then taken
into the boy?s warm and moist mouth where it can let loose and release it
torrent of liquid gold. The dog will eagerly swallow the cock, massaging it
with every swallow and warming it in its mouth. Once the bladder has been
drained, the dog can continue in its act of reverence and further worship
to cock to orgasm and ejaculation. Once everything has been completed, the
cock is cleaned and dried, and returned in its underwear and jeans. The Man
is then thanked and admired.

The elegant act of piss drinking is much more personal and enjoyable that
the cold flushing of a toilet. And it is for this reason, along with the
incredible kindness and pity of Superior Men, that cocksucking, subhuman,
cum for brain faggots are more deserving of Master?s piss than a common
bathroom toilet.

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Thank you.

i welcome any comment or feedback you may have at allievo12@hotmail.com

You are also encouraged to contact my Master directly if you wish at
davefurtado@hotmail.com