Date: Sat, 27 Jan 2001 23:52:25 -0800
From: Roderick Shafton <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: THE TACS CLUB

(scat)

                   THE TACS CLUB

   "Friday night, finally. Where do you want to go, Ron? I
don't know about you, but my prick's been hard all day."
   "Me too. Somewhere hot so we can find some sex. But all the
bars are getting so tired lately."
   "I know. Say, why don't we try the Shit 'N Lick?"
   "THE WHAT?!!" he laughed.
   "Actually, it's named the TACS Club...SCAT spelled back-
wards, get it? But guys that go there call it the Shit 'N Lick."
   "Graham, you're putting me on, right?"
   "Nope, it's true. I...hear it's really wild! It's down in
the basement of an old building. Just looks like a little bar
on the outside."
   "I know you're pulling my leg, but alright, what goes on
there? I can't believe there's a club for...shit!"
   "And lick, don't forget that," Graham giggled. "They've
got...I mean I've heard they've got theater seats and a stage.
You get up on the stage and take a shit. Somebody gets their
face back there and licks your turd while you do it! It's fun!"
   "AH HA! You've been there, haven't you?"
   "Y-yeah, just once...but all I did was watch--honest!"
   "Hmmm. You sure? I remember back when we were getting it on
you were quite the rimmer. Nobody ever rimmed my ass like you."
   "Heh! I still am. You wanna go or not? All we gotta do is
sit there and jack off watching them if you want or get up and
shit. Nobody's gonna make you do anything else, and believe
me...somebody'll lick it! I was only there for an hour before I
came all over myself, and I saw at least seven guys take shits
and every one of them had at least one guy with his face there
licking it!"
   "Damn! It must really stink in there, hunh?"
   "Not really. They got these big fans above the stage that
draw the smell out, and these guys that go around cleaning it
off the floor...if there's anything left, that is."
   "What do you mean?"
   "Well, it only happened once that I saw, but some guys eat
'em!"
   "WHAT?!"
   "Eat their fuckin' turds right down! The one I saw was this
cute blonde taking a shit that this guy went crazy over. He was
licking on it, then he all of a sudden moved directly behind
his ass and put his mouth over it and started chompin' away! I
couldn't even tell how big the kid's turd was, but that guy ate
every bit of it!"
   "HOLY FUCK! I mean, licking it's one thing...that's bad
enough...but eating shit?! Must be a real pervert club! You
sure we belong there?"
   "Gettin' ya going, ain't it?" Graham teased, watching Ron
playing with his crotch. "Let's go. You really gotta see this.
They even have big screens with closed-circuit cameras that
zoom in on all the action ...even the guys in the seats. They
promise they don't tape, though."
   "I'll bet! Okay, long as I don't hafta do anything but
watch. And if I get sick and say we gotta leave, we leave...
right?"
   "Absolutely. If you can't handle it, that's fine. I can go
back any time. I just don't want to go alone."
   Down the long corridor, they nervously approached the desk.
They showed their IDs, paid their admission, checked their
valuables, got drink tickets for the bar, and were admitted...
only to face another guy with some kind of a checklist.
   "Shit, lick, or looky-loo?"
   Ron blushed at the guy's acknowledging what they were going
in there for. Like last time, Graham said they were there to
watch, and asked the guy why he needed to know.
   "Well, just to kinda keep track. If all we get are looky-
loos, then we gotta call in some shitters. If everybody comes
to watch and there ain't nuthin' to watch then we lose customers.
Guys that just sit there and jack off can go to the porn
theaters a lot cheaper. But so far we haven't had a night like
that. Even a Monday. I'm sure you guys'll see a lot of shit
being licked tonight...have fun!"
   "Why did we have to check our stuff?" Ron whispered as they
walked down the stairs.
   "So you can take your clothes off without worrying. I mean,
anything goes! You can suck and fuck, rim, jack off, whatever.
It seems the only rules are that if you're in the seats you
don't block somebody's view, and if you're gonna shit you have
to do it on the stage."
   The low mutterings of a large crowd were filtering up the
steps along with a light, lingering, unmistakable odor. Almost
as if they were approaching an underground restroom. But no
worse than that.
   In a nearby alcove they saw what looked like an usher going
down on a young guy.
   When they rounded the corner they entered a large room with
six rows of seats, a fair-sized stage, and about thirty guys in
there. Understandably, most of them were in the front rows
watching the maybe halfdozen people on stage sucking cock and
fingering butts. Nobody was up there doing anything more than
that at the moment. But some of the guys in the seats were
quite active! Some sat next to one other, playing with each
other's hardons or leaning over to blow a prick. Most guys just
had their pants open, brazenly playing with their hard dicks.
   "I can see the cameras hanging around," Graham remarked, as
they sat in the back row on the far side. "Oh, and the
screens!" he gasped, now seeing the huge portrayals of
different activities taking place.
   In the row ahead, about four places down, a boy about 18
stood bent over the seat in front of him with his pants down,
watching the stage. Some guy had his face buried in his ass, no
doubt driving his tongue up there as far as possible by the
loud slurping noises he was making. The boy reached back,
pulling his butt apart so the man could get it all. As the
slightly older guy took a breath, they could see the kid had a
real hairy asshole and obviously that was the way the man
liked it.
   Ron and Graham sat there watching for a while. Then the man
spoke to the boy. He didn't whisper...he didn't care who heard.
   "Come on, baby. Get up there and shit for me, willya? Hot,
hairy asshole! Lemme taste your shit!"
   Ron giggled and nudged Graham.
   The kid looked back over his shoulder. "You sure?"
   "Hell, yes! Let's go." He helped the boy out of his pants,
took off his own, and together they rushed up to the stage.
   "Jeez, he's gonna do it!" Ron gasped. "And look. I think
that other guy up there's gonna do it. Come on, let's sit
closer!"
   They moved up several rows and saw that the man was on his
knees licking the kid's ass again. The crowd began to cheer,
happy that somebody was going to finally shit. Not one--but
two. A guy in his twenties was already sitting on someone's
face...the very beginning of his turd starting to emerge. The
kid was spread wide, bending over, getting his butthole sucked.
Both asses were aimed at the cheering audience.
   The boy started to take a shit. He stood there, legs wide
apart, again obscenely holding his cheeks open and began to
defecate! Several inches of dark turd came bolting from the
forest around his asshole...finally showing glimpses of the
pink anus. The man was now to the side, his face up close, his
tongue eagerly sticking out. Then he started to lick! Fast and
furious, he licked the boy's now slowly emerging turd.
   "Oh, man! I don't believe this!" Ron gasped, glancing up at
the large screens showing extreme blowups of both turds being
shit.
   The other guy was doing it right in the man's mouth.
Squatting over his face, his turd was hanging down from his
asshole, firming imbedded between the guy's sucking lips! One
of the cocksuckers on stage saw this and immediately knelt and
began to lick it up and down between the asshole and the man's
stuffed mouth! The shitter lifted off, leaving the turd sway-
ing back and forth. The new guy quickly spun him around and
began to lick the leftover shit from his still gaping anus!
The other man held the turd in his mouth and continued to suck
on it.
   Some naked guy came rushing onto the stage from the seats.
He knelt down and licked on the turd in the guy's mouth very
rapidly. Then he sprung up and squatted over the guy, instantly
shitting on his face. With two hot, smelly turds on him, the
man brushed them aside and pulled the guy's ass down to his
mouth and rimmed him out voraciously.
   The first man was still licking on the hairy-assed kid's
turd. One of the other fellas that was on stage stood next to
the kid, reaching over his hips and playing with his ass,
watching the turd being shit. He wasn't up there to lend
assistance. He bent over and ran his own tongue over whatever
parts he could reach. Suddenly, the shitting and turd-licking
had begun in earnest!
   Ron and Graham stared wide-eyed, alternating their glances
from the scene on stage to the screen close-ups then to the
young boys in front of them. The guy sitting directly in front
of Ron had leaned over and pulled his trousers off. Putting his
hands on the armrests, he lifted his legs onto the chair, then
suddenly stuck his bare ass over the top of the seat!
   Ron thought for a moment he was being mooned. He sat back
in his seat, shocked. Then a voice pleaded, "Anybody wanna suck
my asshole? Please!" Ron was bewildered, but Graham looked the
butt over carefully.
   "Quick, trade seats!" he nudged Ron. Ron moved into the
aisle and Graham quickly sat in his seat and smothered his face
into the pungent crack! Horned to the tits, his cock out of his
pants, Graham ate the guy out with a vengeance! Ron stood
watching, then moved behind the row and climbed over to get
into the other seat. He pulled his cock out and jacked it while
he watched his buddy sucking ass.
   Then the fellow sitting next to the guy getting rimmed
turned around and offered to Ron, "Uh, I can do that too, if
you want."
   Something about his sparkling blue eyes made Ron gush,
"YEAH!" so the guy stripped off his pants and got in the same
position. Before long, the two friends had their faces buried
up the buttholes of two guys who hung their asses over the back
of their seats. It was all a terrifically salacious display!
Even other people were turning around to watch them, having
caught it all on one of the large screens. It wasn't so much
what they were doing...but the lewd position they were doing it
in. Graham was particularly excited. The guy he was rimming had
a totally shaved asshole--smooth and luscious...just the way he
liked them. Ron wasn't exactly disappointed either. The kid he
was licking out had a really nice asshole. Slightly hair-ringed
and puffy, he secretly liked the way it smelled--glad it wasn't
sparkling clean.
   "Hey! You guys aren't gonna shit, are ya?" Someone loudly
asked. "Yeah, we wanna see it if you do!"
   "YEAH! UP ON STAGE! UP ON STAGE!"
   "I'll do it," the first guy said, chuckling, waiting for a
response.
   "Guess I could, too," said blue-eyes, reaching back and
rustling Ron's hair. "You interested? That's what you're here
for, isn't it?"
   "N-no!" Ron cried. "We...we just..."
   "I'm willing to give it a try!" Graham turned to him,
breathless.
   "WHAT?!!" Ron gaped, staring at his buddy incredulously.
   "Uh..." he shrugged, putting his mouth to Ron's ear. He
whispered with lust in his voice. "Man, this guy's got a
fantastic asshole. I could suck on it til my lips fall off!
I'm...I'm gonna try it, man. I just can't...can't imagine
anything dirty coming out of there. I can handle the smell. And
I'm gonna take a lick--I just gotta try it! All these guys go
around licking each other's shit, Ron, maybe there's something
to it. Come on, try it with me so I don't feel like a freak. I
really want to do this!"
   "Puh! Holy fuck, Graham," Ron whispered back. "Are you
serious?! I like this guy's butt too, but...aw, jeez, it does
smell good. But licking his SHIT?!! It...it's too perverted!"
   Quickly, Graham whispered back. "Pretend! Just act like
you're doing it. You can handle the smell. Just remember how
much your own shit stinks some times, and make everybody think
you're licking it!"
   Ron nodded, perhaps too quickly to sustain his declared
disgust at the idea. Even he was surprised he'd agreed so
readily. Just before they headed out to go up to the stage, he
overheard Graham say to the guy, "You got a sweet-suckin'
asshole, man. I hope this doesn't ruin it for me." He also
heard the guy reply, "Nobody's complained yet!"
   On stage, they moved off to the side, but the exhibition-
istic teens coaxed them to do it up front. Nervous and a little
bewildered, Ron and Graham followed, kneeling behind them
awkwardly.
   "Hey, fellas!" Someone cried from the front row. "I think
we got us a couple of virgin poop-lickers up there."
   "Give us a show, boys!"
   The 'boys' blushed crimson. Ron was ready to bolt, but
Graham took another look at the hot asshole that was staring
him in the face and lost his pride. "Forget them, Ron. They're
just chickenshit or envious. Aw, just look at this guy's
asslips!"
   "It's...it's gonna be hard to p-pretend...w-with the
cameras."
   "So, don't pretend. Watch me first, I'll let you know how
it is." One of the guys turned around. "Hey, aren't guys gonna
take off your pants? Let your dicks breathe, fellas. They wanna
enjoy it too!"
   "You guys done this before?" Graham asked.
   "Man, we do all our shitting up here on the weekends. I
heard you whispering about pretending. Go ahead and give it a
real try, man. You'll like it. I squirted some of my 'secret
sauce' up my butt before we arrived. That'll give you something
you won't mind licking on. You can just stop when you lick down
to the shit--if you want..."
   That encouraged Ron. He felt he could go that far, nasty as
it still was. Graham didn't seem to need any 'secret sauce.' He
was already lapping his tongue up the other guy's crack,
encouraging his hole to open. That didn't take long. Ron was
fondling his partner's ass, taking little licks at his anus,
and glancing up at the screen. He gasped, seeing himself up
there 10 feet high, licking an asshole! It sent a few tingles
through his body and made his cock rigid.
   Graham was on one of the other screens, and Ron could
clearly see his tongue flapping into the guy's now-gaping
asshole. He looked to his side...at Graham...just as his buddy
turned his head toward him. He was smiling. Then suddenly,
something dark was coming out of the guy's anus...touching
Graham's tongue. It was the beginning of his turd! Graham's
eyes shot open, and he hesitated only a split second before
licking it. Ron's mouth fell, and he kept waiting for Graham to
stop in disgust. That wasn't going to happen, he realized,
because as more and more of the guy's turd came pushing out of
his rectum, the faster Graham worked his tongue over it!
   The guy was shitting very slowly--he knew how to please an
audience...and a shit-licker! And Graham was definitely now an
A-1 shit-licker! The expression on his face told Ron that he
was absolutely loving this kid's bowel movement. Ron saw it on
the large screen, and nearly shot his wad. It was the dirtiest,
most exciting thing he'd ever witnessed.
   And he was supposed to do it next.
   When the turd fell out, there was still a big chunk stuck
in his hole. Graham licked all over it, even mashing his tongue
into the mess! He was groaning loudly, having totally forgotten
that he was supposed to let Ron know how it was. Hah! That was
hardly necessary now. Ron was certainly getting the idea! With
a final push, the teenager popped the last morsel out, leaving
Graham kneeling there with his tounge out. The kid had been
watching it all on the screen, and knew Graham was primed for
anything. He pushed his buttocks to Graham's face.
   "SUCK ME OUT, BABY. SUCK MY ASS CLEAN!" Graham pushed his
face up to it and sucked his ass clean with a vengeance. The
audience loved it!
   "Kid's got the best poop in town, don't he?" some guy
yelled.
   "You ready, man?" Ron's partner asked. "Cause I sure am!"
   "Y-yeah, do it...before I change my m-mind!"
   Closing his eyes, Ron tongued the guy's shithole, fearful
and excited about what was going to happen. He hoped the guy
wouldn't fart because he knew he'd stop immediately if that
occurred. The guy didn't fart, but Ron felt the asslips he was
licking begin to open up and expand. He kept licking. They
expanded even more. Still he licked. Then his tongue touched a
little round thing, and Ron got his first taste of the 'special
sauce'. Yeah, he could handle that for a while. After all, he
wasn't really licking on the turd yet, just the juice around
it.
   He licked all over the roundness...even while it was
getting bigger and bigger. The process was so slow that he
abruptly realized he was on a stage, naked, with a big boner,
behind a teenage boy's naked bottom, and his mouth was wrapped
around the end of the kid's big turd! It was going into his
mouth! He backed off...but not in disgust. So the audience
could see. They were screaming for a look.
   "J-just the juice," Ron said to himself, settling to the
side and holding the end of the turd. "I'll just lick the sauce
off, it's pretty good stuff...whatever it is. Mmmm. Guess it'd
be alright if I just lick down to it. What the hell." These
thoughts raced through his mind while he tongued the whole turd
shaft--now about 6" long and still coming.
   His eyes were open now, and had been for a while. He dug
the sight of the guy's widened anus wrapped around his turd.
He'd never seen a shitting up close like this before and it was
amazing! Suddenly, on the other side of the turd, Graham's
smiling face appeared.
   "Hey, buddy, whatcha doin' lickin' all over that boy's
turd? Neat, hunh? This is hot stuff! You oughta seen yourself
up on the screen, man, you're a star! Need any help with that?"
   Ron smiled at him with his eyes and shook his head. This
one was his! Graham could have it after he finished. He knew
the juice was gone now, but he still licked...finding that the
guy's shit didn't really have much taste...just a little tangy
bitterness that wasn't bad. But the end of the 8" turd was
being squished out. Ron took a quick lick on the end of it and
let it fall to the floor. He hesitated, unsure if he could do
more. Ron winked and jerked his head. Graham got his meaning
and turned the boy's hips so he could suck his asshole clean.
   Some guy from the audience had come up on stage. He was on
all fours, jacking off and licking the first guy's abandoned
turd like a dog, until the cleanup guy came along.
   "You want a doggie bag for that, or you gonna eat it
here?" he asked, sarcastically.
   "I'm gonna shit on it, man. I'm gonna shit my turd right on
top of it!"
   He hopped up and squatted over it. He pounded his prick and
began to squish out an extremely long, narrow tube of soft shit
that swirled and curled like a snake, making a big mound on top
like whipped cream. He received cheers for his effort, but no
takers. Getting back into his former position, he sniffed all
over the mess he'd made and shot a big wad on the floor.
   "Shit, man! I can't pick that up. Now I gotta go get the
pooper scooper. You know you ain't supposed to shit up here
unless you got hard turds!"
   "Quitchur bitchin', Salvatore. I know for a fact that you
begged for this job, you old fuck!" Then he grinned at the
older man. "You wanna?"
   "Of course!" he smiled back, preparing to lick the crappy
asshole.
   Meanwhile, the four guys broke into 69s. Ron and Graham had
terrific orgasms, finding that the teens sucked cock as enthu-
siastically as they took dumps. They blasted big healthy loads,
too, which the guys eagerly drank to wash down the taste of
shit.
   Preparing to leave...having had quite enough for one
night...Ron asked his partner about his 'special sauce'. He
couldn't quite distinguish the flavor. "What was it? It sure
did the trick. Tasted good!"
   "You liked it, hunh? Then I guess I can tell you. Pure
assjuice, baby! Totally natural. That's my 'secret sauce'."
   "Oh, God!" Ron whelped, realizing he'd been had. He walked
away in a daze, trying to digest the uncomfortable truth.
   Graham was giggling. "You wanna come back again?"
   "Uh, okay. But next time we watch!"
   "Whatever you say, Ron. Whatever you say." He winked.
   "No, really!"
   "Drive faster. I need to take a big dump!" Graham laughed
wickedly.

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