Date: Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:13:46 -0700
From: Dave <outinwest@gmail.com>
Subject: The Society Boys part 68

The Society Boys
By Connor Matthews


Chapter 68 -- Frankfurters and Czechs

I was interrupted from my reading by an email from Troy.

`Hey bro. Hope you are having a fun trip.  Your friend Myles came over and
we had a jello eating competition.  Kyle said we had to eat the jello with
a fork and the first one done got a blowjob from the others.  Just for the
record, it's not easy to eat jello with a fork, especially when the bowl
had to stay on the table.  I won though, so I got blowjobs from Myles,
Aaron and Kyle.  I think I like jello.  Next weekend Dad is taking me
fishing with Jason.  I've never done that before so it should be fun.
Jason says it's killer boring though.  But I can't wait to get to know your
Dad better...I guess I mean OUR Dad.  Take lots of pictures!'  Love Troy.

I smiled as he had included pictures of the jello eating.  They all looked
silly, especially since they were all in their underwear with jello over
half their chests.

The train stopped at the main station in downtown Frankfurt.  This train
thing was so easy to get around on.  I wish we had trains to get around
Canada like this.  Skytrain just doesn't cut it.  Using my GPS, I found my
way to the nearest hostel and as I was about to enter, a young guy sitting
on the steps said hi to me.  I acknowledged him.

"Are you staying here?" he asked.

"Not sure yet, I'm just going to check if they have space," I told him.  I
looked at the guy and he had bright blond hair with blue eyes.  From his
accent I would guess he was Swedish or Danish, something like that.

"They only have one double room left, but you have to book the entire room
and pay a lot more.  I've been to all the hostels in town and they're full.
The guy said there is some sort of conference in town taking up all hotels
and beds," he explained sounding a bit depressed.

"Okay thanks.  I'm just gonna check it out and see if anything has
changed."

I asked the guy at the desk if they had room and he repeated what the young
guy outside had said.  They only had one double room.  I asked how much it
was and he told me that I had to pay for two people if I wanted the room.
It was going to be 60 euros.  I asked if there were any other hotels nearby
and he told me that all rooms in the city were full that he knew of.  I
decided to book it and dropped my stuff quickly in the room.  I couldn't
help but think about the guy outside and since hostels were all about
meeting people and sharing adventures, I decided to go out and see if he
was still there.  As I went outside the guy looked up.

"I guess you took the room huh?"

"How did you know that?"  I smiled

"No backpack," he pointed out.

"Yeah, I figured if that was the last room, I better take it.  Did you find
a place?"

"Nah.  That was way too much money for me to spend on a room.  Even 22
Euros is pretty steep for a hostel dorm, but 60 was way out of range.  That
would mean I'd have to go home early.  Limited budget," he smiled.  "Looks
like I may have to go sleep in the station and then catch the train to
Prague in the morning instead of staying here a couple days."

"Well, you're welcome to share my room if you want.  At least it wouldn't
be as bad as the train station," I offered "I'm Justin."

"Henrik," he said shaking my hand.  "I can't really afford 30 Euros, so I
may just sleep in the station, but thanks for offering.  Are you American?"

"No, Canadian."

"I like Canada.  My family went to Montreal on vacation a few years ago."

"Where are you from?"

"Helsingborg," he replied.

"Not to sound stupid, but where is that?"

"In the southwest of Sweden," he explained.  Thank God I didn't have to
sign that to Spencer and Parker.

"Never heard of it.  Do you like living there?"

"Yeah.  I was born there, but I love to travel.  My parents have let me
vacation on my own since I was 14, as long as I phone them every night to
tell them where I am.  Mostly I just go around Europe, but one day I want
to go to America, Australia and Africa.  Places like that."

"Just places that begin with `A'?  I laughed.  "Afghanistan, Aruba, Alaska,
Argentina."

He laughed and had a beautiful smile.  "That's a good idea.  I could travel
in alphabetical order."

"Well if you want to stay with me, just let me know.  I am in room 6.  I am
going to go get freshened up and then go grab food.  My little brother used
to live on the street at home, so I know it's no fun sleeping on a hard
ground.  No charge if you want a place to crash, so it might extend your
vacation by a day."

"Maybe I could have a look at the room?"  He asked.  We headed upstairs and
I showed it to him.

"It only has one bed," he commented right away.

"Yeah, I guess it's probably for couples travelling, but we could always
set up blankets on the floor."  It wasn't an overly large bed probably a
double, but it was certainly big enough for two of us.

"I don't mind sharing if you don't.  I shared a bed with my brother until I
was 12, so I'm used to it."

"If you don't mind me saying, you're pretty trusting considering we just
met.  What if I'm a serial killer?"

"I can take care of myself.  Are you a serial killer?" He grinned.

"No.  Not yet.  That's one thing I found different about Europe over
Canada.  People seem a lot more open, especially in hostels and with nudity
and stuff.  North Americans are relatively prudes and a little uptight."

"Yeah, I've heard that too, but you don't seem like that," he smiled.

"Thanks."

"I figure you're probably gay and think I'm cute, so that's why you don't
mind sharing a bed with me."  He was pretty intuitive, I'd give him that.

"Oh, you think so huh?  You think you're cute?"

"That's what you got from that?" he giggled. "Okay, if you're sure you
don't mind company, I would like to stay here.  I wasn't looking forward to
the station floor.  Too easy to get robbed there."

"I agree.  At least here you can put your stuff in the locker and secure
it."

"You don't look like you would steal from me," he smiled.

"I wouldn't, but you should lock your stuff up anyway.  Just good practice
when traveling."

"I do.  I've been ripped off before."

"We should go and put your name on the registration so you can get a key."

He dropped his backpack and we went to the front desk to add him and then
went back to the room.  The room had a private bathroom so I showered as
Henrik talked to me from the bedroom.  He said he'd been to Frankfurt a
couple of times, so if I wanted he could show me around tomorrow as a thank
you for letting him stay the night.  I took him up on the offer and said we
had to go to get something to eat.  I came out wrapped in a towel as I
thought perhaps it was a little inappropriate to stroll out naked.  He was
just in his underwear and headed for the shower.  Once we were ready, we
found a nice restaurant.  Henrik complained that he couldn't afford it, but
I told him it was on me.  He ate like he was starving.  He reminded me of
Troy when we had taken him to eat the first time, minus spitting the food
on the floor.  I was a bit surprised to find out that he was just short of
17 years old and that he was traveling for two weeks on his own, although
he did mention he was meeting his brother for a few days in Prague.  He
told me of some of his adventures and it made me wish I lived in Europe.
You could travel to a dozen countries in two weeks and see so much.  We
walked around after eating and he showed me a few things that I took dozens
of pictures of.  Eventually he said he was tired and asked if I minded if
he went back to the hostel.  We headed back and I told him I was going out
to a night club.  He couldn't go because of his age, but that suited Henrik
just fine as he said he planned on going to bed after watching a movie in
the common room.  I had searched for gay things to do, but it looked like
pretty boring city compared to Amsterdam.  I found the Metropol Sauna which
was nothing special and I found the guys a little aggressive, and not as
friendly as others I had encountered.  Of course it didn't stop me from
playing with a few, although I wasn't really into it.  I left after only a
couple of hours and stopped by a small bar on the way back and had a few
drinks.  I managed to strike up a conversation with the bartender, although
he didn't really seem interested and really wasn't interested in speaking
English.  That's fair I suppose.  I wouldn't be in the mood to speak German
if he came to Vancouver.  As I strolled slowly back to the hostel, I found
a McDonald's that was open and dropped in to grab a cheeseburger.  I looked
at the menu and saw they had `McBeer'.  I laughed and ordered one.  Only in
Europe could they have McBeer.  I took a picture of it with my phone and
emailed it to Colin.

`Hi McBabe!  Just in McDonald's having a McBeer, before I go back to a club
and have a McFuck!"  Lots of McLove, Justin!'

I quietly entered my room and saw that Henrik had decided to sleep in the
bed.  I never sleep well in clothes, so I undressed and got in beside him
trying not to disturb him.  I figured he wouldn't notice that I was naked
if I stayed on my side of the bed.  I did peek to see what he was wearing
and he had his underwear on.  I fell asleep quickly and was briefly
awakened when I felt his arm around my chest.  He was spooned against me
and I could feel his breathing in my hair.  I didn't want to wake him, so I
just enjoyed it and fell back asleep.  By the time I stirred again, Henrik
had moved his hand down my body and was holding onto my morning wood.  We
were still spooning and I could feel his cock against me.  At some point
during the night he had taken off his underwear.  I moved and turned
slightly which caused him to wake up.

"Morning," I said quietly.

"Oh, shit," he said as he let go of my dick and moved to his side of the
bed.  "I'm sorry.  I didn't mean to do that."

"No worries, I liked it.  You must have known as you took off your
underwear."

"Just a habit.  I usually sleep nude but since we were going to sleep the
same bed, I stayed in my underpants.  Then when I saw you were naked, I
took mine off too.  Sorry about touching you.  Just a habit from when I
sleep with my brother."

I grinned as I knew that feeling really well.  "Is your brother older or
younger?"

"Older, by a year and a half.  I like sleeping close to someone and I
always wake up with an erection."

"We're guys.  We all wake up with a boner."  I turned and stared at his
face with the locks of blond hair across his eyes.  He was so cute and
before I had a chance to stop myself, I leaned over and kissed him on his
pouty lips.  He moved away and looked at me with his eyes darting all over
my face.

"Yep, definitely gay," he grinned.  We both lay on our backs and talked,
not really wanting to get out of bed yet.  Slowly his leg moved against
mine and I felt his hand reach over and grab my dick again.  I figured I
might as well return the favour.  We slowly played with each other until we
finally came under the sheets.

"Just so you know, I'm not gay, but I'm cool with stuff like that.  My
brother and I masturbate all the time."

"My favorite type of guy," I said as I got out of bed and headed for the
shower.  Henrik was right behind me and I had a chance to see him totally
naked.  His pubes were blond, although not as blond as his head.  His cock
was a nice size and as with every European I've met, he was uncut.  We
showered and quickly dressed to head out for breakfast.  I checked my email
and grinned as I read the one from Colin.

"Sounds like you're having fun showing your Whopper to everyone.  Hope you
are getting everything `your way'.  Nothing like a Dairy Queen getting it
from a Burger King...Oh wait, those are the wrong restaurants.  Hope you
get to do the McClown when you get McFucked.  I miss you Babe.  Text me
next time you're free and we'll Skype.'  Love Colin xoxoxo, licks, pokes
and probes.'

Henrik and I had breakfast and then he showed me around Frankfurt.  It
wasn't as exciting as Amsterdam and by the time the day ended, I was
seriously ready to move on.

"Dude, I'm going to catch the midnight train to Prague.  Frankfurt isn't
that much fun and the people are a little grumpy.  The room is paid for
until noon tomorrow, so take your time getting up."

"Would you like some company?  I am going to Prague next too, so if you
want to travel together we could.  It's a long trip by yourself."

"Sure.  That would be nice.  It's like 8 hours, so we could get a good
night sleep."

We packed our stuff and napped for a couple hours on top of the bed until
it was time to go.  Henrik had a student rail pass and I had my Global
pass.  The ticket lady asked if we wanted to purchase an upgrade to a
deluxe sleeper car.  It was only another 150 Euros, so despite Henrik's
decline of it I booked us in one anyway.  A room with a couple of bunk beds
would be much better than trying to sleep in a regular train seat, plus we
wouldn't be disturbed for the whole time, and it had a shower for the
morning.  The clickity clack of the train would probably put me to sleep
quickly, but I wanted to be on the bottom.  The bottom bunk...I meant.  We
stored our packs under the seats in the cabin which turned into the lower
bed.  We set it up first and lay on it together talking.  We exchanged
phone numbers and emails and he showed me some of the pictures in his
phone.  I saw his family, friends and town, as well as some of the places
he had visited.  His brother was an older version of him and just as cute.
When I showed him my pictures, I came across one with Jason and Alex.

"Is that your boyfriend you're with?"

"No, that's actually not me.  That's my best friend and brother.  They're
married."  I waited for it.  He looked at me and then at the picture.

"That looks like you," he said right on cue.

"Yep, I am a triplet with two identical brothers.  Sometimes I even had to
check my driver's license to make sure I'm me," I laughed.

"Wow, three of you.  That must be fun.  Plus you have a younger brother
too, but he doesn't look like you guys at all."

"Yeah, we adopted him not too long ago, but to me it feels like he's been
my brother forever."  I rubbed my shoulder as I lay there.

"Are you sore?" he asked.

"I little.  I think maybe the backpack, plus all the walking around, and
I'm probably tired."

"I can give you a massage if you want?"

That actually sounded like a great idea at the moment.  If he was good at
it, I would probably fall asleep while he did it, so I accepted but warned
him not to be upset if I nodded off.

"That's a good compliment if you do.  Means you are relaxed.  You should
take off your shirt and pants and lie in your underpants.  If you fall
asleep, I can pull a blanket over you," he suggested.  I felt guilty, but
he offered.  I stripped to my shorts and lay face down.  Henrik pulled the
top bed down and got it ready so that he could just climb in without
disturbing me.  He stripped to his underwear and straddled my ass to
massage my shoulders first.  As soon as he touched me I relaxed and enjoyed
the feeling.  I think I may have even purred like a kitten as he rubbed my
neck, back and arms.  His hands were so soft and yet he was applying just
enjoy pressure to make me enjoy it immensly.  He covered every inch of my
back including right down to just below the waistband of my shorts.  By the
time he got that low, I was sporting a boner and trying not to let it
bother me as he sat on me pressing it into the bed.  Henrik moved down the
bed and massaged my thighs and calves before moving to my feet.  He wasn't
as good as Cole, but I was so tired and relaxed I didn't care.  It felt
amazing and I fell asleep quickly so he must have been good.  When I woke
up I checked the time and we had been asleep for about 6 hours, so still
plenty of time before we got to Prague.  Henrik had fallen asleep beside me
and had one leg over mine.  He really did like being close.  I moved my
hand to rub his back and he moved slightly.  His skin was so soft that I
kept rubbing him and moved so that I could get into position on top and
straddle him like he did to me.  I started gently at his neck and worked
down his back.  I rubbed his ass over his tight fitting shorts and then
down his legs.  Henrik never moved, so I guessed either he was a really
deep sleeper or was enjoying it as much as I had earlier.  As I ran my hand
back up his leg I slipped my hands under the leg of his shorts and felt up
to his tight ass cheeks.  I squeezed and massaged each one.  Of course I
had an erection almost three minutes into straddling him, so this action
wasn't helping it go down at all.  I put my hand on his lower back and
rubbed again.  I slid into his shorts and pulled them down to expose his
ass.  I reached under his waist to free his cock from catching on the
waistband and he was rock hard.  Not a surprise, since I always woke up
with a hardon myself.  I pulled his shorts the rest of the way off leaving
him completely naked, and went back to massaging his entire body.  As I got
to his ass again I lowered my face and kissed each cheek as they were just
too irresistible.  I pulled them apart and licked into his crack.  He
moaned for the first time since the massage began, so I licked him a little
harder and deeper. I pushed my hand between his legs and stroked his balls
and along the length of his cock.  He moved slightly which gave me better
access to his dick.  If he wasn't awake he was certainly receptive to the
touches.  I couldn't resist any longer and wanted to go further.  I took my
own underwear off and straddled him again sitting on his ass.  I placed my
hard dick on his ass crack and rubbed his shoulders.  As I massaged, my
cock ran up and down Henrik's ass.  I was self-lubricating his crack, and
the more I did it, the more precum was pouring into his hole.  At one point
I pulled right back and the tip of my cock aimed into his crack.  I pushed
forward to begin the process of entering him and as my penis touched his
hole, Henrik slowly reached around and pulled my dick up away from his
entrance and lay it on his crack again.

"Nice try," he whispered without moving.

"Please," I said as I leaned down and kissed his neck contining to rub my
dick up and down his crack.  I was so horny that I needed to shove my cock
into him.

"I can't," he said as he turned his head to look at me.  I rolled to the
side and we were now facing each other.  I reached down and put our cocks
together and stroked them.

"I'd love to massage inside your ass," I smiled.

"I'm not gay.  I just like being close to people.  I've never had sex with
anyone except for the stuff my brother showed me.  I know he'd like to do
things with you.  Having something in your butt hurts.  I tried it with
Edvard, as he likes to show me how to use my prostate.  I still prefer
girls though.  We can hold penises though, I like that."

"Sorry, I just get super crazy horny in a morning and that massage last
night felt so good.  We should just go back to sleep for an hour."  I
reluctantly let go of his cock and turned over so we could spoon.  He threw
his arm over my chest and wiggled against me.  This boy was so sexy and
didn't seem to know it.  I felt his hard cock pressed against my ass crack
and I almost pulled my cheeks apart to let him in, but decided it might not
be a good idea.  Instead I lifted my top leg and pulled his cock between
them to stop it poking me.  We fell asleep for another hour before getting
up to have short showers in the tiny bathroom.  We dressed and I hated
watching his naked body disappear back into his clothes.  My mind wanted to
throw him on the bed rip his shorts down and fuck him hard, and my cock
seemed to be totally in agreement, but that would be wrong.  Of course I
wouldn't know it was wrong until I had shot my load and come down from the
horny high.  I needed to go for a 10 kilometre jog or I was going to
explode.  Before we left the room, Henrik hugged me and thanked me for the
special cabin.  It certainly wasn't helping my hardon at all.  I hugged him
back.

Once we exited the train and cleared the crowd, Henrik waved to a guy on
the platform who I recognized from the pictures.  It was his older brother
Edvard.  He ran up and hugged him as I lagged behind.  That boy was a
hugger that's for sure.  He introduced me to Edvard who also hugged me.  If
all people in Sweden hug like this all the time, I'm moving there tomorrow.

"Where are you staying?"  Edvard asked as we talked.

"Not sure yet.  I've been trying to stay at hostels so I can meet new
people as I travel, which is where I met Henrik in Frankfurt."

"There are dozens of hostels around here.  I just got in from Budapest so
maybe we could go look for a place together," he suggested.  I smiled at
the idea and Henrik grinned as we headed out onto the street.

Most of the European cities looked the same with all their old buildings
but we only walked a few blocks before we came to the Rosemary hostel and
found a good room with four beds, so we took three of them.  The first
thing I found out quickly was that the Czech Republic didn't take Euros
which surprised me.  Their currency was a crown so when the guy said the
beds were was 420 crowns each, I almost pissed myself until I used the
phone to convert it and found it was about 17 Euros or 22 bucks.  That was
a great price so we checked in.  The guy at the desk said they took Euros
but that their rate of exchange was bad, so suggested a credit card if I
had one.  The room was nice and had a private bathroom and lockers to
secure your stuff similar to the other ones I had been in so far.  Henrik
and Edvard said they were going out for a bit as they hadn't seen each
other in a while and wanted some brother time which was fine by me as I
wanted to go check out Prague.  I video chatted with Colin and the guys at
home for a bit and told them where I was and what I was up to next.  Once I
said goodbye and air kissed them, I pulled up all the tourist things to do,
as well as all the gay stuff.  There was tons of it.  This time I called
the `Q' president right away and told him I was in town and asked what I
should do first.  He said to go take the Castle tour during the day and if
I wanted he would meet me later to go to the bar as there was always
something fun going on.  Tonight was naked black light night.  Sounded
interesting so I agreed to meet him at 11pm.

I trotted my ass to the Prague castle and it was huge.  I bought a ticket
for the long tour and they weren't kidding.  I was there all day taking
pictures and gawking at things.  This is the type of home I need, although
I'd hate to dust and vacuum it.  Places like this amazed me.  Somewhere
back in ancient days they could build castles like this to stand the test
of time and didn't have the modern tools of today.  I heard they kept the
crown jewels in the castle but I couldn't find them anywhere.  I thought a
small tiara to take home for Kyle would have been a nice souvenir but
apparently they only showed the jewels on special occasions.  Perhaps they
didn't know I was coming.  I should have phoned ahead.  The changing of the
guard was pretty good and it seemed they do that at all the castles.  They
did it in Rome and London, so perhaps it was required.  I mean if I were a
guard that had to stand there, I'd want a pee break too.  Aside from taking
pictures of the castle and the amazing architecture, I also took pictures
of cute boys taking pictures of the castle.  While a lot of people I
encountered spoke English, they were no were near as proficient at it as
they were in Amsterdam.  I guess the deeper into Europe you go, the less
English you encounter.  I wasn't having trouble, as my phone was helping
interpret stuff, and could speak phrases too, but if this kept up, I would
be back to using sign language to get a blowjob.

That reminded me to text Spencer and Parker to tell them I was now in
Prague.  I received a message back that they were on the train to Zurich
and that they had had a lot of fun in Innsbruck.  They told me to make sure
to check out Hungerburg Mountain as it was amazing.  I told Spencer to have
fun in Zurich and do a few guys for me and that I'd be there in maybe a
week or so.  From all the stuff I had to do in Prague though I could be
here a while.  After the castle I went for dinner nearby at a restaurant
that overlooked the entire city.  I looked like it had a lot of churches as
there were spires everywhere.  I guess it must be a real religious city, or
they just liked pointy roofed buildings that looked like churches.  Maybe
some of them were museums.

I headed back to the hostel and when I got to my room I smiled as Henrik
and Edvard were asleep on one bed.  They were clothed and lying on the
covers but they were curled up with each other.  Edvard had his arm over
his little brother and it was so sweet.  It reminded me of Kyle and Troy
when they did it with me.  I took out my big camera and recorded a couple
minutes of video of it.  I didn't want to take a picture in case it woke
them up.  Seeing them lying there I realized how tired I was as well, so I
lay on my own bed and took a nap, as I had a feeling it was going to be a
long night.  After a couple hours, I woke up when I heard someone else
enter the room.  It was the guy who would be occupying the fourth bed.

"Sorry to awake you.  I am Nicola, friends call me Nik."

"Justin, I said sitting up to shake his hand."  I noticed that Henrik and
Edvard had left already.

"You American?"

"Canadian."

"I have friend in Toronto named Thomas.  You know him, maybe?"

I laughed.  "No, I live in Vancouver which is over 4,000 km from Toronto."

"Canada is big, no?  That is like going from Zagreb to Moscow and back."

"Canada is big, yes.  We are the second largest country in the world."

"Nice to meet you Justin.  You must visit Croatia while you are here.  You
will like it.  Very pretty and lots of nude beaches with lots of girls," he
smiled.  "You have very nice eyes."

"Thank you.  Sounds like my kind of place," I grinned.

"Have met our other room people?"

"Yep.  Henrik and his brother Edvard from Sweden."

"I look nice to meet them," he said trying to get his English correct and
was doing a pretty well job...

He sorted out some clothes and toiletries then put his backpack in the
locker.  He stripped and walked naked to the bathroom.  I guess he wasn't
shy about his body.  Either he was olive skinned naturally or spent a lot
of time on the nude beaches he mentioned as he was really tan.  He had a
bit of a hairy ass and chest, so wasn't really my type, but he certainly
wasn't ugly.  If I shaved him smooth, I could consider going for a ride.  I
waited until he returned before I went for my own shower to get ready.
Since my roomie wasn't shy, I didn't see any reason to be either, so I
walked naked to the bathroom with my shampoo and other essentials.  I
freshened up and walked out as I finished drying myself.

"Are you Jewish?"  He asked out of the blue.

"No, why?"  I asked, surprised by the strange question.

"You are circumcised.  That is a sign of Jewish."

"It's common in North America to circumcise boys still, although it's
changing quickly."

"Sorry to be asking this.  I don't see many penises without foreskins.  If
it is not too forwarding may I see it closer?"  Well Nicola certainly spoke
his mind.  I could learn a lot from this guy.  I walked over to him and
stood naked.  It felt like I was at the doctors again.  If he grabbed my
balls and made me cough, I might just break out in laughter.  He just
looked from side to side as he took great interest in my cock, like a bird
watcher takes interest in an ivory-billed woodpecker.  I giggled as I
thought of `woodpecker'.

"Thank you.  It is very nice to see but I think it is better with skin to
keep head more sensitive, yes?"

"I don't know how sensitive an uncut dick is.  I've always been
circumcised," I explained.  This was a strange conversation.  `Hi, my name
is Nik can I stare at your penis.'  I'll add Croatia to my list if they're
all like him.  I looked at the time and gave Tynek, the `Q' president, a
call to let him know I would wait for him downstairs in the lobby.

"I look forward to meeting you Justin," he said as we confirmed our plans.
I said good night to Nicola and headed out to meet Tynek.  All these
unusual names, I was loving it.  He found me quickly and gave me a big hug.

"We are going to a great club tonight and I will introduce you to friends
of mine who you will be liking," he smiled as we walked to the club just a
few short blocks away.  He asked if I visited the Palace and I told him
about my experience.

"If you are here a few night, we can go to all clubs.  Every night is very
different.  Tonight is nude black light party.  There are piss and fisting
parties, plus in two days we are having slave auction.  That is fun, you
must come to that."  We got to the club and paid the cover to get in.  We
were given a bag for our clothes and a drink ticket.  Tynek explained that
you had to keep the card with you when you ordered a drink and they would
record it.  At the end of the night you hand your ticket in and pay.  He
warned that if you lost the card, it was very expensive so to be careful.
After we stripped, and put everything except shoes and socks into the bag
and turned it in, Tynek took me over to a window where we could buy
fluorescent markers.  They were all non-permanent type which was a relief.
I certainly didn't want felt marker on me all week.  They marked our drink
tickets with the number of markers and we entered the main part of the
club.  We stopped at the bar first to get a drink and my host showed me the
bathrooms and where the cruising areas were located before we found his
friends and took a seat.  I love being naked, but it was a little strange
meeting people for the first time in such an informal setting.  Siri and
Dano were by far the cutest and totally my type of guys.  Both were blond
and smooth, whereas Tynek was dark haired.  I couldn't complain about any
of them though and hoped I would get a chance to play with them later.  I
was introduced by my title in the `Q' and the guys seemed impressed and
wanted to know more, and especially about Canada.  Siri smiled and said he
wanted to be the first to paint me.  As I looked around the room, the night
was going to be a lot of fun.  Lighting was subdued with many many black
lights and guys had designs drawn on them.  Some were very inventive;
others were just crude and obvious.  I couldn't really read what most said,
but a giant arrow on someone's back pointing to his ass with words, was
pretty obvious.  Siri took out his red marker and painted an almost
flawless maple leaf right in the center of my chest and filled it in.  He
was quite the artist.  In addition to the body paint, there were glow
bracelets and wrist bands and even cock rings.  People were certainly
colorful and creative.

Dano smiled and said something to the guys, who smiled in and nodded.  We
left our drinks and they took me to the darkroom that was completely dark,
except for a few black lights.  This made the body paint much more intense
and it was funny to see some people here.  One was just red lips floating
around.  Another was just a green penis walking past.  I giggled at some of
the things I saw, especially when the red lips dropped and aimed themselves
at the penis.  I wished I could record it, but I was adding this to the
list of events for the Slam'r to throw as soon as I got home.  We went back
out and the guys began to paint each other and me.  Tynek asked if I liked
to fuck or get fucked.  I told him both.  Dano drew a giant sun starburst
on my ass, with a hole left in the center of it.  When I looked in the
mirror under the light, it was obvious where a cock should go.  Tynek
painted his penis in a pride rainbow color.  The idea of the night was that
guys could meet people and just draw on them.  The later the night got, the
more colorful the guys.  One of the funniest things I saw over and over
again, were guys that came out of the darkroom with colored lips that were
obviously from blowing someone, or a colored ass from getting fucked by
painted penises.  This was great.  I bought a couple of glow earrings to
clip on and a cock ring.  I also put several colored rings on my wrists and
ankles.  I was introduced to a lot of people and while some weren't really
good at English, Tynek, Siri and Dano were patient in translating when
required.  I was taken into the darkroom several times to be fucked and
sucked.  I loved watching floating penises disappear into a fluorescent
ass, or a mouth swallow another cock.  Even funnier was two glowing lips
kissing each other and looking like they weren't attached to anything.  It
was so unique and so wild that I never wanted the night to end.

Siri and Dano spit roasted me in the darkroom.  I loved Siri's big dick
which was at least 8 inches and he knew how to use it.  Both guys kissed
like experts and I couldn't get enough of them.  Even as we three-way
kissed, there was another guy between our legs sucking our cocks.  At least
I think it was a guy.  For all I know it was just a pair of lips and eyes.
I could see why this bar was so popular.  Even the bartenders were naked
with drink specials written on their chests and backs.  The trays they
carried also glowed under the lights.  We sat in a grouping of chairs and
guys came and went as they introduced themselves to me.  One adorable guy
who looked like he was a work of art done by Picasso came and sat on my lap
and kissed as he stroked me hard, and then sat on my cock.  He bounced up
and down until he came and then kissed the guys and left.

"I think Matus really liked you," laughed Dano.

"I think so.  I wish all guys introduced themselves like that," I grinned.
I excused myself so I could go clean up before I bought a round of drinks
for all my new friends; and there were several now.  The night was insane
and went until 6am.  I was having so much fun that I think I complained
when they said it was time to go.  Why the fuck can't our bars stay open
that late instead of closing at 2am.  Stupid laws.

Tynek, Siri and Dano walked me back to the hostel and I must have looked
hilarious all painted up.  It was like doing the sex walk of shame after a
paint factory explosion.  I kissed them both good night and they said they
would meet me at 11pm again.  I headed up to my room quietly and went into
the bathroom for a shower.  The paint came off easily, in fact so easily it
was on my clothes as well.  I would end up having to do laundry soon
anyway.  I scrubbed myself and kept checking in the mirror to make sure I
was clean before heading to bed.  Edvard and Henrik were sleeping together
and they were either in underwear or naked.  My brain figured naked.
Nicola was also dead to the world.  I dropped asleep quickly and only woke
up when I heard Nik getting up and heading out.  The next time I woke up
was when I heard the bed next to me squeaking, so I partially opened my
eyes to see what was happening.  From the position, I assumed that Edvard
was either jerking off his little brother or fucking him.  Henrik saw me
looking and smiled.  He slowly pushed the covers aside and let me see his
chest and hard cock sticking out in front.  He wasn't being jerked off, as
Edvard's hand was wrapped over his brother's chest.  I went instantly hard
and I had to admit I felt a little jealous.  He wouldn't let me fuck him on
the train, but now he was getting stuffed right in front of me.  I realize
it was his brother and they'd probably had a bond like this as soon as they
figured out their dicks got hard, but it still didn't stop me from wanting
him.  I pushed the covers back so I could jerk off as I watched.  Henrik
smiled and reached for his cock to stroke along with me.  Edvard looked up
and saw me watching.  He stopped for a second until Henrik whispered
something to him.  He smiled and looked over to see that Nicola was gone
and threw the covers off.  I had a chance to see the older brother slamming
into his younger sibling.  It was too much for my morning horniness and I
shot all over my chest.  Edvard saw and grunted as he filled up Henrik.  He
pulled out and the younger guy flipped over and jerked himself to
completion.  We took turns running to the bathroom to clean up.

"Henrik said you are gay too," Edvard said.

"Yep 100%," I admitted as I climbed back into bed.

"Maybe we can fuck later.  I would like to have some sex with you," he said
in what was appearing to be a very blunt and casual European approach to
getting to know someone.

"I'd love that, but I need some more sleep.  I didn't get in from the club
until 6, so I need a few more hours.  Feel free to have sex with me
whenever you want."  Edvard grinned and Henrik said something to him in
Swedish causing him to wrestle with his little brother a bit.  We went back
to sleep.

I awoke to a few emails and pictures from the guys at home.  `Thanks for
the tulips.  Are there any flowers left in Holland?  We may have to move to
make room for them all.  At least you haven't forgotten about us.  Jason
and Troy are off fishing with your Dad this weekend so they are pretty
excited.  I am staying with Alex to make sure he is ok after his chemo, but
he is doing a lot better and a ton stronger...or maybe he's just too stoned
to know any better.  Miss you honey and I'll see you when you least expect
it.  Love, Colin...your boyfriend...in Vancouver...Canada!  xoxo times
infinity!'

I opened the pictures he sent and he wasn't kidding.  There were hundreds
of tulips everywhere.  Maybe I clicked something wrong and sent too many.
Oh well, it looked fun!  Kyle had sent me an email as well.  It was a
KyleUnfiltered without him knowing it.

`Hey Justin.  Thanks for the flowers.  No one ever sent me flowers before.
And certainly no one ever sent me a whole flower shop before.  They smell
awesome.  Way better than Colin's socks that's for sure.  So the big news
is that I spent the night at Jordan's house last night and slept in his bed
NAKED with him.  His Mom was out of town and his Dad isn't around anymore
as they filed for divorce, so Jordan asked me to stay over.  We got to give
each other blowjobs and he loved it.  He is really cute and it was fun to
play around with him.  Now I just have to convince him to go skinny dipping
as he's still pretty shy.  Hopefully we'll get to fuck too.  So when are
you coming home?  I miss you but I know you're probably having lots of fun.
Party for me too and keep sending emails and pictures.  Europe looks
great.'

I wrote back to both of them and headed out for the day to see some more
tourist sights, like museums and the Charles bridge, which was just a
bridge, but apparently a tourist attraction.  Once you got across it, you
were supposed to touch a plate on the St. John Nepomuk statue for good
luck.  Okay, I touched it.  I wonder what good luck I will get.

I decided to check out a couple of other gay places so I went over to the
Sauna Labyrint which I had read had an amazing steam room, and they weren't
kidding.  It truly was like a labyrinth of steam and it smelled like
eucalyptus which was good for your sinuses apparently.  You had to walk
around naked in there unlike at home where you could keep your towel on.
Of course there was tons of sex going on in the plac as expected in a
bathhouse, but I was primarily enjoying the experience of the steam room
and navigating the maze.  There were also dry saunas and a steam cabin that
they said used ocean sea salt.  Sounded healthy, so I sat and enjoyed it.
Of course as I tried to relax, several guys to suck me off, but I just
turned them away.  I did let one really hot guy do me though.  After all,
no point in turning everyone away.  I had to admit that there was lots to
do on the three floors, and had pretty much everything that you would
expect from a bathhouse and more, including professional massages.  I
actually fell asleep in one of the private rooms which I guess I needed.
The warmth and music just put me out like a comatose patient, but by the
time I awoke I was raring to go, but decided to save this energy for the
club that night.  I watched a few guys making out in the steam room and
then headed home to get changed for my evening out.  Tynek had suggested
that I wear my sexiest white shorts for this night and when I asked why, he
said I'd find out.

When they showed up at the hostel, they were dressed like Rambo on his way
to comic book coup.  They were wearing water pistols, or perhaps water
semi-automatic weapons across their shoulders.  Siri handed me a water gun
and I strapped it on.  We walked to the club like we were about to
overthrow a foreign government.  If we had been walking in slow motion with
our hair flying behind us, we would have been every action movie ever made.
Once we got in the club and showed that our water pistols were empty, we
once again left most of our clothes at the coat check, but we did stay in
underwear.  No sooner had we entered into the club than we were bombarded
by water pistols spraying us down.  So that was the kind of night this was
going to be.  We headed over to the bar to order drinks and then to the
water station to fill up the weapons.  We found a seat and began blasting
anyone who came within close proximity.  I was soaked and I soon realized
why Tynek had suggested I wear white underwear.  My cock and balls were as
visible as if I'd been naked, yet somehow much more erotic.  We headed out
onto the floor and attacked anyone we could find.  One naked guy in the
middle of the floor was sporting a huge erection and as I got close, he
kissed me and pulled the front of my underwear out and soaked my cock.  I
giggled and he pushed me down his body.  I licked the water off him and
kept going until I was at his cock.  He sprayed it with a blast of water
and I sucked him.  Dano came up behind me and yanked the back of my shorts
down.  The guy I was sucking reached over and spread my cheeks as Dano
pushed his water pistol in and blasted into my ass with his supersoaker.  I
was getting a water gun enema and the cold water felt very uncomfortable.
As soon as he finished filling me up, he slammed his cock in there and
fucked me.  The inside of my ass felt like a washing machine.  Dano came in
me and pulled out.  He yanked my shorts back up and pulled me off the guy I
was sucking before I got a hot cum reward.  We headed to the bathroom and I
emptied myself onto the toilet, and as I sat there, someone peeked over the
top and blasted me from above.  I retaliated and hit him back.  I headed
back to the guys who all looked like drowned rats.  I figured maybe we were
losing the overthrow that we came to do.

"Watch this," said Siri as he pulled out a big plastic syringe, without the
needle of course, and grabbed Dano by the dick.  He pulled his foreskin
back and the squeezed his piss slit open.  He pushed the plastic tip of the
syringe into his opening and squirted water into it.  Dano groaned and held
still as the water rushed into his penis.  Siri removed the syringe and
held Dano's dick as we all watched the water flood out as if he were taking
the largest piss of his life.  I didn't even know you could do that to a
penis.  These guys had more ideas than a Microsoft nerd convention.  Before
I had a chance to think about it, Tynek yanked my shorts to my ankle and
Siri grabbed my dick.  He repeated his syringe action inside my dick and it
was a very weird feeling.  I had no idea if it hurt or felt great, but it
definitely tickled my cock enough to cause it to immediately empty all over
the place.  It was like I had a whole new water gun to use.

"That was awesome," I grinned at the guys although the inside of my dick
was stinging a bit.

"Want to try something else?"  Tynek asked.  I nodded and they made me lie
on my back on the big chair with my feet up over the back of it.  Dano and
Siri pulled my feet back so that my ass was straight up in the air and
totally exposed.  Tynek grabbed one of the beers that had been sitting on
the table a while and placed it close to my hole.  He spit on my hole and
jammed his finger in then added a bit more spit.  I was being finger fucked
in the middle of the bar.  I was looking upside down at everyone and it
gave a whole new perspective on the water fighting going on.  Then in a
surprise move, Tynek slammed the beer bottle into my ass and drained its
contents.  First a water pistol enema, now a beer one.  I was certainly
going to be cleaned out.

"Hold it as long as you can.  The alcohol will absorb into your blood
stream and get you drunk faster.  One beer in the ass is about the same as
three the normal way, plus if you get pulled over by policie (pronounced
po.leet.zia) you don't smell drunk and get a breathalyzer."  I did as I was
told until it was just too uncomfortable to keep it in any longer.  I raced
to the bathroom and sent the beer blasting out of my ass.  It seemed like a
real waste of good beer.  I used my water gun to shoot some water up my
hole to get the rest of the beer out.  By the time I got back to the guys
and filled up my water pistol I was starting to feel the effects of the
`super beer'.  The rest of the night continued in much the same fashion.  I
was so wet and soggy by the time we left that I think my skin was beginning
to wrinkle.  We got the clothes from the coat check and the guys handed me
a towel to dry off.  We removed our wet shorts and got into dry clothes.
It felt nice to be warm and dry again.

"You had fun?"  Tynek asked smiling.

"Tons of fun, and I learned a whole new way to drink beer," I laughed.
They walked me back to the hostel and said that tomorrow night was the
slave auction and that we should get there at 10pm to see the first
auction.  I agreed and kissed them goodnight.  It was only 4am, so I still
felt wide awake, plus more than a little drunk.  I got into the room and
noticed that it was just the three of us tonight. Nicola had obviously
moved on.  Edvard and Henrik were asleep in the same bed again and I took a
few minutes to look at them.  I decided against a shower as I had pretty
much had enough water for a week.  All I did was the important stuff of
teeth and pissing, although I did squirt a little water into my ass to make
sure I got all the beer out, and headed to bed.  The next thing I felt was
someone playing with my dick.  I opened my eyes to see Edvard sitting on
the floor beside me with his hand under the covers jerking me off slowly.
Once he saw that I was awake, he pushed the covers back and gave me a
morning blowjob.  I just relaxed and let him do it as I was still
exhausted.

"Turn over," he said quietly.  I turned onto my other side and he licked my
ass from top to bottom and even pulled my balls and licked them as well.  I
felt his finger enter my hole followed by a second one in.  I looked behind
me as he removed the fingers and stood up to lube his cock up.  He pressed
it against my ass and entered slowly.  He fucked deep as he held my hips in
position.  After a few minutes, he reached around and grabbed my hard cock
to jerk me off until I came.  He let go and licked his fingers clean of my
thick cum dripping from them.  He pulled out and slapped me hard on the ass
a couple of times before he climbed back into his bed and pulled the covers
off his little brother.  He turned Henrik face down and lubed up again.  He
then lay on top of the sleeping guy, spread his legs open with his, and
fucked his sibling.  The whole time he was doing it, he watched me, so I
lay on my back and stroked my dick for him.  He smiled and grunted loudly
as he unleashed his morning load into Henrik.  I grinned and watched
closely as he pulled out, his cock still wet from the fun.  He took off to
the bathroom and I heard him piss.  Henrik turned and looked at me smiling.

"You like my brother fucking?"

"Yes!  Do you ever get to fuck him?"

"No, he's only goes on top.  I get used to it as I know he loves me."

"Can I come over and get you to cum?"

Henrik lay on his back and grabbed his hard cock.  I went and knelt beside
the bed and took hold of it.  I slowly stroked him as he lay back on the
pillow and closed his eyes.  The shower started so I hoped I had a few
minutes before Edvard came back.  I wasn't sure how he'd feel about me
doing his brother.  Since Henrik's eyes were closed, I got up and kneeled
on the bed between his legs.  I got my face close to his cock and needed to
suck on the hot piece of meat in front of me.  I swallowed the entire
length of his dick and Henrik jumped slightly as I did it, but he didn't
try to stop me.  I wanted more and decided that this might be my only
opportunity.  The boy was horny and so was I.  I grabbed the bottle of lube
that Edvard had used and covered Henrik's dick.  I straddled him and before
he could object, I sat down hard on him and took his entire length into my
hole.  He tried to say something but I told him to be quiet so his brother
wouldn't hear.  I bounced up and down on him making sure to clench my ass
cheeks tight to give him the full effect.  It didn't take long before he
announced he was cumming and as I felt the first blast of his sperm enter
me, I leaned forward and pressed my lips hard against his.  He turned his
head to try and get away, but I turned it back and locked out lips again.
I kept bouncing on his cock as he shot several more waves into my hole.
Once I knew he was finished, I got off him and walked to the bathroom to
join Edvard, leaving Henrik with his new thoughts.  I took a piss and got
into the small shower with the older brother.  We kissed and rubbed each
other's bodies for a while until we were both hard again.  We soaped our
cocks and stroked them.  I tried to turn him around to fuck him, but he
wasn't going to let me as he smiled and said `no'.  A true top.  I wondered
if that meant he had a virgin ass.  Just the thought of it kept me hard.  I
even tried a finger but he kept pulling my hand away.  The only thing he
would let me do was drop to my knees and rim his crack.  He had a perfectly
smooth hole and I wanted so badly to fuck but it wasn't going to happen.
We finished up without either of us cumming and went back to the bedroom.
Henrik looked like he had fallen back asleep although he hadn't pulled the
covers back up.  Edvard pulled his brother's ass cheeks apart and I could
clearly see the cum running out of it.  He leaned down and licked it.  A
little gross but obviously he had done this with his brother a lot.

I took in a few more sights of Prague and video phoned Colin to tell him
about the Waterfight night.  He grinned and said it sounded like I was
having fun.  I told him about the slave auction tonight and he made me
promise to tell him what that was like.

That night, the guys showed up on time and for the third night in a row we
headed to a club.  If Prague was like this all the time, I might have to
buy a house here and settle down.  For the first time we left our clothes
on and the club looked relatively normal.  A lot of guys sitting around
having drinks and talking while music played.  About as tame and normal as
I had seen at a bar here.  Tynek and Siri explained how the night was going
to go.  There were three slave auctions throughout the night.  Anyone could
sign up to be a slave and the other guys bid on them.  The winning master
had the slave for an hour and could do anything to him that he wanted;
except for permanent body modification or anything that could cause death.
Seemed like good rules to me.  Only the master could touch the slave he
purchased, although he could purchase more than one and make them do things
to each other.  Anyone could watch, but if they touched a slave they hadn't
paid for, they would be banned from the club.  Of the money paid, the slave
got half and the other half went to charity.  He did warn that some of the
masters got pretty severe and almost all of the activity took place
downstairs in the basement which was set up with all the equipment.  He
said that some masters did take their slaves outside into the alley, or
used them in the main bar, but primarily they went downstairs.  This could
easily become another wild night.

Just before 10:30, there was an announcement, which Dano told me was to ask
all slaves for the first auction to go to the stage.  About 10 guys showed
up.  An MC came out and began to say something.  My friends did the
translations as there was no English at all.  The slaves began to strip to
their underwear and spun to show themselves both front and back.  The
announcer went to the first slave and the bidding started as guys in the
crowd held up their hands.  I had no idea how much was being bid until I
asked.  They started at 500 crown which was about 25 dollars.  It quickly
escalated and slowed down around 1500.  The MC went up to the slave and
yanked his shorts down to his ankles to show his cock.  It was still
flaccid, but just the sight of it caused the price to jump slightly over
2000.  The MC ordered another slave to get on his knees and suck the first
guy off until he was hard.  That helped the price jump until he was sold
for 3200 crown or about $170.  Once someone was sold, they pulled their
underwear back up and knelt on the stage with their hands interlocked
behind their head until the remainder had been sold.  There was quite a
variety of guys from small frames to large frames, smooth and hairy, young
and older.  Almost near the end was a really hot guy who got my blood
pumping.  I pulled Tynek with me so I could get closer to the stage and see
the slave more clearly.  He was killer hot.  Dime size perfect nipples.  A
nice tan, cute belly button, short spikey dirty blonde hair and once his
shorts were yanked down, I almost passed out with excitement.  He had nice
big tight balls, a long cock where he was uncircumcised but the tip was
poking through showing half the head.  He was easily 6 inches long and was
still limp.  He had pubic hair and some leg hair, but other than that he
was completely smooth including his balls and ass.  The auctioneer yelled
something and I put up my hand.

"How much did I bid?"  I asked Tynek who looked at me

"2600 crown," he replied.  I quickly calculated that and it was only about
$140.

More hands went up as the bids climbed.  I put my hand up a few more times
without any idea how high the bids were getting.  Finally Tynek leaned over
and said, "Are you sure.  The bidding is now 3,700 crown."  (roughly $195).

"Tell him 5000," I said to Tynek who yelled out the amount as I put my hand
up.

The bid jumped again and Tynek said it was now 6500 which I realized was
getting a little ridiculous at $350.  I liked the boy but once he was
finished being a slave I could probably get him for free.  I stood down and
let the guy be taken for the 6500 crowns.  The last guy sold quickly and
the masters came up and paid for their slaves.  They were given metal
collars and a leash for each slave which they snapped on the boys and
pulled them off stage.  Most vanished into the back, no doubt to go
downstairs.  They had an hour and obviously weren't going to waste any of
it.

As my cute guy was taken off stage in his collar and leash he said "dekuji"
as he walked by.

"What did that mean?"  I asked.

"He said thank you," Tynek explained.

"Thank you for what?  I didn't win."

"No, but you pushed price so high that he gets 3250 crowns which is about a
one week pay for an average person.  He is very happy."

We followed him downstairs and the sight was unreal.  Slaves were in
various states of submission.  Some were being tied to `X's on the wall,
others were being put in cages.  I watched one guy being placed into what
looked like an oversize black body bag.  A hood was pulled over him and by
the time the master was done preparing him, all I could see was his nose
and mouth.  His cock and balls were pulled through a hole at his crotch and
then the master used a reverse vacuum on him and sucked all the air out of
the bag to form fit it around him tightly.  It was so form fitting, you
could see the guy's nipples, pecs and abs.  He looked like Hans Solo when
he was in the carbonite.  This guy couldn't move if he wanted to.  The
master played with his slaves cock and balls first and really pulled and
stretched them before he got him hard and rode him.  Then he tied the cock
up and pulled it tight stretching it as far as I've ever seen a cock and
balls go.  I could imagine the pain the guy was in.  The master then went
about fucking his slaves face.  There were no pleasantries here.  He fucked
the guy hard and deep as he basically did pushups above the guy.  The slave
couldn't see anything and had no choice but to take the hard face fuck.
The master came quickly and then began to whip his slave's chest and abs.
To finish him off the master went back and opened his slaves mouth and
pissed into him making sure that it was slow enough for the slave to be
able to swallow all of it.  This was as intense as anything I had ever
seen.  Tynek did tell me that some of the masters got familiar with the
different slaves so they knew what they could handle, but not all were that
rough.  As we looked around the room, there were some very normal things
going on.  Guys just tied up and being fucked or being played with wearing
blindfolds, ball gags etc.

My cute boy had been purchased by a very dominant master.  Tynek explained
that he had seen both of them here before.  The first thing the master did
was to shave every hair from his body.  The legs were first and then his
pubes.  Fortunately the guy was basically smooth so it didn't take long.
But what surprised me a little was that the master then shaved his head.
He used clippers first and then shaved him with foam and a razor.  My cute
boy now looked like a shiny bowling ball with ears.  The master had him
kneel and put him into stocks so he could fuck his face and ass easily.
Once he was done fucking him, he began zapping him with an electric bug
zapper thing.  Each time he touched it to his slave's skin it went off and
the guy yelled out.  Once he did it to his balls and cock, the slave really
screamed out.  Holy crap, he was getting it good.  Most of it was seriously
exciting.  I watched guys having their cock and balls tied up and weight
hung from them.  Foreskins were stretched and most of the guys had been
paddled or whipped or spanked on way or another.  There was so much sex
going on that I barely knew where to look.  What was certain was that the
masters were getting their money's worth from the slaves.  One slave had
clothespins attached to his balls and nipples and every other part of the
body they could be attached to.  Then they were whipped off.  He screamed
each time one came off and it left a red mark on him.  Many of the guys
watching were jerking off or having sex themselves as they watched the
masters dominating their slaves.

At the end of the hour, they were all freed and taken to the showers to be
cleaned up.  My cute, now bald, slave came over and tried to talk to me,
but didn't speak English, so Tynek had to translate.  He thanked me for
bidding.  I asked if he would like to fool around, but he said that slaves
weren't allowed to have sex in the club on the same night that they were
purchased, but he could meet me another night if I wanted.  I said sure,
but didn't know if I would be back or not.  Plus he wasn't as cute anymore
without hair.

The second batch of slaves got into place around midnight, and were
auctioned off quickly.  I guess the guys were getting hornier.  I watched
one slave have clamps attached to his foreskin with a chain between them
and then weights were hung from it as he was tied to a wall.  It stretched
his foreskin so far that his dick looked double the length and it
definitely looked painful.  I was glad I didn't have foreskin as I felt the
pain in my crotch just from watching.  The final group of slaves went up on
the block around 1:30 and I grinned and told Tynek to translate for me.  I
went up to the host of the auction and asked if I could be a slave.  He
smiled and said I could.  Tynek looked at me as if I were crazy, but I told
him just to keep translating what was going on.  The announcer put me near
the end and I stripped to my underwear like everyone else.  There were
about 12 of us and the auction went fast.  When it was my turn the
announcer said I was from Canada and needed an interpreter who would be
with me for the hour.  He pointed out Tynek who waved as he told me what
was happening.  The auctioneer MC said something to the crowd and came over
to yank my underwear to my knees.  He grabbed my cock and showed it to the
horny guys as the bidding kept going.  Siri and Dano had been bidding for
me early in the process but had since stopped.  I guessed that the price
was beyond what they wanted to pay.  Tynek came up behind me and began to
stroke my cock.  I quickly got hard as he was also fingering my ass.  The
bidding took on a life of its own as more people raised their hands.  I had
no idea if I was going for 1000 crown or 50000 crown, I was just enjoying
the thrill of being sold to someone in a foreign country with no idea what
was going on or what was expected of me.  I felt like one of the guys on
Spartacus, except without the super muscles.

"He wants you to turn around and bend over and pull your ass cheeks apart,"
Tynek told me.  I complied quickly and the MC shoved his finger into my
hole and then licked it and made a comment.

"He said you taste like a virgin with a nice tight unused hole."  Tynek
interpreted.

"Boy, is he way off," I said grinning at my friend.  I was told to stand up
again and turn around.  The bidding finally stopped and once it did the
crowd cheered and clapped.  I pulled my shorts back up and knelt down as
required.  I waited until the auction was over and eventually a muscular
guy probably in his late 30's came up and locked a metal collar around my
neck and attached a leash to it.  He pulled me off the stage and Tynek
followed along.  The master and Tynek spoke as we went downstairs.  I was
taken to a metal stand with a small pad on the top of it and cross bars on
the floor both front and back. The master began by feeling my body all over
and checking me out.  He even opened my mouth and jammed his fingers in to
feel around.  I have no idea what he was looking for, but it was really
unusual.  He yanked my shorts off and began checking my cock, balls and
ass. After he had a good feel and look, he picked up a long metal tube
which reminded me of one of those things you use to check tire pressure,
but not as thick.  He grabbed my penis and opened my piss slit.  He put
lube on the metal tube and slowly slid it into my cock.  I wondered what I
had gotten myself into if this was his first act.  The thing was easily 5
inches long and he pushed the whole length into me and although he was very
slow and gentle, it was incredibly uncomfortable.  I stood very still while
he did it.  Once he was finished he turned the top of it and it began to
vibrate.  The whole length of my dick went crazy with sensation.  I wanted
to pee right there and then.  He taped it in place with an `x' of tape over
the head of my dick.  He stood up and let my vibrating dick just hang
there. I was sure I would need to pee if it kept vibrating.  I was pushed
face down on the stand so my chest was on the pad.  The master quickly put
metal clamps on my legs and spread them apart to fasten me to the cross
bars.  Then he put clamps on my wrists and pulled my arms straight down to
fasten them to the front cross bars.  I was pulled tight and couldn't
really move.  He then put something around my cock and balls that felt like
a cock ring, although I couldn't see it.  I felt him pull my balls down and
click it into place to hold them firmly.  A small crowd was building to
watch.  I guess a Canadian circumcised slave was a novelty.  Finally a
chain was attached to my collar and I was secured to the bar beneath me.  I
wasn't going anywhere anytime soon.  I saw the master pick up a bottle of
baby oil and soaked me in it.  He did my face, back, legs, cock, balls and
anything else he could touch.  It was actually really nice and he used so
much oil I now knew how a turkey felt just before he was put into the oven.
Once that was completed the master stood in front of me and pulled my hair
to move my face up slightly, although I couldn't go far.  He put his cock
at my mouth and gave me a command.

"Open up, boy," Tynek translated.  "Suck my big cock pussy."

"It didn't look that big to me, but then he wasn't fully hard yet.  He did
look thick though.  I opened my mouth obediently and he pushed all the way
in.  I sucked and licked the best I knew how so that I could impress my
master. He quickly hardened and soon I was beginning to worry that my jaw
wouldn't open that far.  I could feel him hitting the back of my throat and
he was fucking so hard I figured I would have a bruised throat for sure.  I
tried to breathe each time he pulled out as he was massive.  To my credit I
didn't gag or choke, although tears were streaming down my face.  Not sure
why, as I wasn't crying.

He finished fucking my face and put a blindfold on me and wrapped a large
ball gag around my head and tightened it.  The ball had a small hole in it
to make it easier to breathe which was good.  Now I couldn't see what was
about to happen but his hands ran down the length of my body and stopped at
my ass.  He squeezed each cheek and ran a finger down my crack into my
hole.  He probed me a bit which felt good.  I actually moaned as he entered
which seemed to displease him as he pulled out and slapped each cheek hard
with an open hand.  It stung like a bitch.  He fingered me again and I kept
quiet.  Then he stuck his tongue in and the first few times I resisted the
urge to say anything, but by the fourth insertion of his tongue I couldn't
help it, I moaned.  He slapped my cock and balls as if they were a punching
bag.  I yelped at that so he slapped my ass.  I moved at the pain.  Then I
felt nothing.  I heard him say something to me and Tynek told me to count.
Before I had a chance to ask how high to count, my ass felt incredible pain
as he cracked a multi-ended whip across my cheeks.

"One" I mumbled.  Another yell from the master and Tynek said to use `sir'
after the count and to start again.  I was cracked across the ass again.
Holy shit that hurt.

"One, sir," I mumbled through the balls gag.

"Two, sir," I said as the whipped belted me again.  This went on until I
was really crying in pain and reached ten.  I felt some cool oil being
rubbed against my ass and I could only imagine what it looked like.  I
would have to sleep standing up tonight.  I waited a moment and then felt a
finger enter me again and probe around for my prostate.  Once he hit it, my
cock began to respond and as it grew, the vibrating seemed to intensify.
Once it was fully hard the master pulled on the rope holding it and yanked
tighter.  My whole cock felt alive as it continued to be stimulated with
the vibrating tube inside it.  Then I felt pinches on my balls and along
the shaft of my cock, so could only assume he was covering me in
clothespins.  I hoped they weren't going to be whipped off after having
heard the other guy scream.  Once he was done with that, my legs were
slowly spread apart and it was a little uncomfortable and they were quite
far apart now.  He went back to fingering my ass and started with one
finger, followed quickly by a second one.  I felt the cold lube being used
to keep my ass from being sore, but when he added the third finger, I was
feeling full.  As he fingered me he also pinched and stroked my cock tip to
keep my hard.  It hurt a little but was also stimulating enough to keep me
erect.  He stopped and the next thing I felt was his hard cock rubbing up
and down my hole.  I knew I was about to get fucked and surprisingly I was
looking forward to it more than his fingers.  His massive cock, which was
easily as long as mine but a lot thicker, began to enter my ass.  I tried
not to call out in anyway as I didn't want to be whipped again.  I winced
in pain as he got deeper and deeper into me finally feeling his pubes on my
ass.  His big paws of hands grabbed my ass and he fucked for at least 10
minutes.  He was slamming me hard, fast and so deep I could feel him well
past the second ring.  His fingers were digging into my hips as he held me
as firmly as he could.  He was one of the hardest and most forceful fucks
I've ever had.  Even when I'd fucked guys hard, I was sure they hadn't been
anything like this.  I wished I could see what was happening, or at least
see all the guys who were no doubt jerking off as they watched.  Finally he
stopped and pulled out and I think my ass farted a thank you to him.  If
there were any ass muscles left, they were so far inside me that they would
be useless for the rest of the night.  Just as I was feeling my ass again,
he slammed a dildo or butt plug into me.  I thought that might be okay
until I felt it begin to inflate.  It was so big that I wondered if maybe
he had put the bouncy house in there.  My ass felt like it was ripping
apart.  In my mind I could just imagine what it looked like.  I could
picture my master selling tickets for guys to walk in my ass and have a
look around.  The entrance to the spelunking cave couldn't have been this
big.  Eventually he stopped and I breathed a sigh of relief, but he wasn't
done with the pain yet.  He spread my legs even wider and I was beginning
to feel like a gymnast.  I didn't even know my legs could open that wide.
I kept waiting for the crack of my pelvis.  Finally I heard the click of
the spreader bar as he locked it into place.  I hoped that my hour was
almost up as I wouldn't be able to walk shortly.

I felt his hand slide up my body so I knew he was coming back around to my
head.  The ball gag was removed and I took in a deep breath of air.  He
wiped my lips, which were drooling with spit, and gave me a small drink of
water.  Tynek explained what it was as the bottle hit my lips.  I was
thankful for that.  He untied one arm and raised it out to the side.  I
heard him click something and then let go.  My arm was now hanging straight
out to the side, although I noticed that I could move it forward and
backward, so I assumed it was suspended from the ceiling.  He did the same
thing with the other arm.  The other position was more comfortable, but
this wasn't actually that bad until he started to pull both arms up.  They
were being stretched behind me and I tried hard not to groan, but
eventually I had to yell out as I felt like my arm would break.  For that
outburst I got five hard paddles to the ass.  I don't know which hurt more,
the whip or the paddle.  I was stretched as far as my body would go.  My
ass, balls, legs and arms.  The master returned to my head and I felt
something being put into my mouth and fastened behind my head.  It wasn't a
ball gag as I could breathe easily.  It didn't take long to figure out what
it was, as he began to stretch my mouth open.  Now it was as wide as it
could go.  It felt like when you went to the dentist and he clamped your
jaw open so wide that he and his nurse could go in there and take their
lunch break.  I seriously doubted there was anything left to stretch.  I
was wrong.  I felt a metal pole touch my chin and push my head up so that
it was back as far as it could go, or at least as far as the master wanted
it.  Once I was in position, he pushed his big hard cock back in my mouth
and fucked my face.  Only now I couldn't move and had no control over being
able to open and close lips.  He fucked all the way to the back of my
throat and half way down it.  The first time he got all the way in, I
almost threw up as I wasn't ready, but I quickly prepared myself for the
onslaught.  He fucked me hard, but thankfully not as hard as my ass.  Once
he'd had enough he pulled out and gave me a break.  He ran his hands
through my hair and rubbed my entire body again with his powerful muscles.
He worked all the way down to my toes and spread each one before going back
up to my head.  Again I felt his big cock back inside my mouth, although he
wasn't as hard.  I totally wasn't prepared for his next action as he let a
strong stream of piss blast into my mouth.  I coughed and sputtered and
almost puked as the initial blast went right down my throat.  After that my
throat did its job and clamped shut.  He kept pissing and filled my mouth
before pulling out and pissing all over the rest of my face and hair.  I
heard cheering from the group.  Sadistic bastards; although no different
than what I had done to Myles.  I guess payback really is a bitch.  I
coughed sputtered and tried to complain.  Tynek translated what I was
saying but all I got told was to shut up.  How rude!  But I did pay for my
outburst.  I got whipped 20 times on my back and ass.  I could almost feel
the blood pouring out of me from the lacerations.  An ice cold towel was
put on my back and ass when he was done, which felt nice.  It was removed a
few minutes later.  Then he came and released my jaw and gave me a drink of
water which helped get the taste of piss out of my mouth.  He put the ball
gag back in and returned to my ass where I felt the dildo deflate and
literally drop out of my hole.  I could feel the breeze blowing in there.
No one would ever mistake me for a virgin ass again after that.  I was
hoping that he was almost done as I was really sore and still stretched
beyond any level of comfort.  His hands returned to my cheeks to squeeze
and massage them, which actually felt nice considering they were still
burning in pain from all the beatings.  He went back to fingering me,
although I didn't even feel the first or second fingers, and only barely
noticed when he put the third one in.  My ass must be a gigantic opening.
He added lots of lube which felt nice, but then added a fourth finger.  He
proceeded to fuck me with his hand and I was a little impressed with myself
as this was the most number of fingers I had ever taken.  Until now, three
had been about my limit, even though I'd taken a few large cocks.  Somehow
fingers just felt bigger than a cock, maybe they weren't as smooth.  More
lube was poured into my ass and he pulled his fingers out.  I relaxed until
I felt the four fingers return and I broke into a cold sweat when I
realized that he had now added his thumb as well.  He had cupped his hand,
so the fingers were halfway in before I felt his thumb.  Oh Christ, he was
going to fist me.  I didn't know what to do.  Tears of pain began to run
down my face as he got further and further into my ass.  I screamed out
when he got the second knuckle of his thumb to my sphincter.  I knew that
this was the widest part and shortly my ass would clamp shut around his
hand as he got to the wrist.  He went very slowly but despite my screaming
through the ball gag, he kept going.  He slapped my ass cheeks a few times
to shut me up, but I was too far gone to pay attention.  My ass clamped
around his wrist and he was inside.  I could feel his fingers playing
inside my ass and he continued to go in and explore.  I finally yelled out
in agony that even a sadistic master would know meant that he was deep
enough.  He pulled back slightly and just played around inside the main
part of my ass.  I basically just tried to turn my mind off until he began
to pull out.  I imagined this is how women felt when giving birth.  I
thought he'd never get it out, but finally his hand popped past the ring
and he removed it.  There would be no need to fuck me now as I wouldn't
feel anything, but it didn't stop him from doing it.  I heard him grunt and
pant and finally blow his load inside me.  He returned to my head, removed
the ball gag and pushed his cum and lube soaked dick into my mouth and made
me clean him up.  One thing at a time, he untied me and returned me to a
relaxed state.

"Your hour is up, Justin," said Tynek as I lay there unable to move.  I
think that I was partially scared that if I stood up all my internal organs
would just drop out of my ass and land on the ground.  The master and Tynek
helped me to my feet and I could barely walk.  They assisted me to the
showers as the crowd cheered again.  The master held me in the warm water
as he washed me down and then gave me a powerful hug against his chest
which felt really nice.  I wrapped my arms around him and held on.  Mainly
because I didn't have the strength to stand on my own, and partially
because he felt strong and safe.  He lifted my head and kissed me for
several minutes.  I wasn't a fan of the torture, but when it was all over
and we were together like this, I understood for the first time why someone
would want to be a slave.  It was a powerful emotion.  I kept kissing him
as he hugged and stroked my back.  There was nothing sexual at this point,
it was just pure passion.  After I gained a bit of strength, we broke apart
and dried off.  Tynek handed me my underwear and I pulled them on.

"Your clothes are upstairs with the guys.  Stay here and I will go get them
and some lotion for your red marks."  I sat on the bench and waited.  Tynek
returned quickly with my clothes and rubbed lotion onto my back and lowered
my shorts to rub it into my ass as well.  I dressed and headed upstairs.

Siri and Dano gave me huge kisses and told me that they had cum several
times while they watched me being a slave.  They said a large crowd had
watched and I had caused many of them to shoot.  I smiled and realized that
I had actually had a lot of fun, although I was seriously sore all over.
We ordered few more drinks to deaden any pain and as we drank, dozens of
guys came over to talk and tell me how they liked what I had done.  Some
asked if I would like to get together with them another day.  A few spoke
English, but the guys had to interpret for a lot of them.  A few bought me
drinks as well, which I shared with my friends.

"Will you come to my house tonight and sleep with me?  Siri asked.  "Tynek
and Dano will be there and it would be nice for us to spend a night
together."

"Yes, but please don't try to fuck me.  My ass will need a lot of time to
recover," I said as a warning.  They all just smiled.  I realized that
after all the sex, I hadn't actually cum so one of these boys was going to
get a nice load eventually.  After the crowd thinned out, and I had enough
of my strength back, we decided to head out.  I had been having so much fun
that I forgot about the fact that I was going to get paid for being a
slave.  I received 9000 crowns, or $475, which the guys said was one of the
highest prices ever paid for a slave.  They told me that the master that
paid for me usually bought two or three each auction, so the fact that he
spent his money on just me, must have meant he thought I was something
special.  I hoped I hadn't disappointed him, although I assumed from the
kissing and hugging afterwards, I had probably done an okay job.  The guys
assured me that I had done amazingly as several of his slaves couldn't take
a lot of what he did to them.  I made sure I even paid the guys bar bills
as well.  If I ever needed money, this would be a good way to get it.

We took a bus to Siri's place which wasn't far away but too far to walk in
our condition, and especially in my condition.  It was really nice and the
best feature was a huge walk-in shower in the bathroom on the first floor.
One bathroom wall was all windows looking out into a forest.  I felt like I
was naked outside as we all got in together.  Inside the giant walk in
walk-in shower, the windows to the forest were frosted enough that you
couldn't see out, but it still felt like you were outside.  Sex began in
there as Siri fucked Dano who sucked Tynek.  I soaped the boys before
finally getting behind Siri and pushing deep into him.  He thrust his hips
back and forth between Dano and me.  We stayed in there almost half an hour
before falling onto his king size bed.  It was the first really large bed I
had seen in Europe and it was nice to lie on a soft pillow top.  We all
kissed, sucked, 69ed and made out like lovers.  The guys respected my sore
ass and back and were very gentle around them.  We slept together and I
awoke to Tynek gently fucking Dano.  I watched like a peeping tom and was
as hard as a rock as I took in the beautiful show beside me.  Siri reached
over my chest and slowly stroked me as we watched the guys fuck.  It wasn't
a rushed sex session; it was just a bunch of guys sharing their bodies with
each other.  As I approached climax, Siri went down and took my cock into
his mouth so he could enjoy the freshly squeezed juice right from the
container.  He pulled on my cock and licked every drop out of me before he
straddled my chest and I took his cock into my mouth as he fired a nice
sweet load.  I gulped it down and was about to lick my lips when he lay on
me and we kissed; sharing our cum tastes with each other.  I loved these
guys and I almost didn't want to leave Prague anytime soon.  The others
finished fucking and Tynek blew Dano after he had left his sperm inside
him.  We all went back to the shower before heading over to a restaurant
for brunch.  Tynek held Dano's hand and Siri held mine as we walked
together.  It was like we were boyfriends out for the day.  I was seriously
sore all over and my legs were barely holding me up.  The inside of my
thighs felt like they were sprained, so the guys suggested that we take a
boat tour of Prague which would allow me to sit and relax.  I paid for all
of them with my slave pay and we enjoyed a nice day together.

We went back to the hostel so I could change and the guys had a chance to
meet Edvard and Henrik who said they were leaving tomorrow.  Henrik was
continuing his vacation and Edvard was making his way back to Sweden.  We
had each other's emails and phone numbers so I promised Henrik that as soon
as I left Prague I would contact him to let him know where I was going in
case we ran in to each other.  It was beginning to feel like a game.
Henrik off to one city, Parker and Spencer in another, Colin showing up at
some unexpected time.  This was fun.  The more people I met, the more I
might run into.

We decided not to go to a club that night as the guys said it was a fisting
party at one and a piss party at another.  I wasn't in the mood for either.
I would be happy never being fisted again...well maybe for another 9000
crowns, or one small crown jewel.  We stopped by Tynek and Dano's
apartments so they could change and show me around.  They were small places
but nice and well furnished, as you might expect from gay guys.  We spent
the night at Siri's again and watched a movie.  Fortunately it was in
English with subtitles.  We also ordered pizza, although their pizza boy
was nowhere near as cute as my pizza boy.  We had sex all night and my ass
had recovered enough for the guys to all take their turns in the Justin
cavern.  In the morning it was another sex session before Tynek and Dano
said they had to go to work.  Siri walked me back to the hostel and kissed
me goodbye.  I had told them that I was moving on today and although they
were sad to see me go, we knew we would stay friends.  Siri stayed with me
as I packed, and we fooled around again before he walked me over to the
train station.  As with everyone I was meeting, we had exchanged contact
information and I invited them all to Vancouver.  Siri was so cute with his
piercing blue eyes and blond hair.  I kissed him for a long time on the
platform before the train arrived and from the bulge in both our pants, we
could have easily had another round together, but I had to leave.  I waved
goodbye and climbed aboard.  I could have taken the overnight train to
Vienna but chose the daytime one despite the fact it took two hours longer.
I booked another sleeper cabin and crashed out almost immediately, not
waking up again until I was almost in Vienna.  I checked my emails to find
a few from the guys.  They always cheered me up to see what was happening.
The first one was from Jason.

`Justin.  Had a great weekend with Dad and I think I enjoyed fishing for
the first time ever.  Troy was hilarious.  We got out into the middle of
the lake in the rowboat with Troy gripping onto the sides almost every time
the boat rocked even a little bit.  Once we stopped and dropped the anchor,
he relaxed.  He asked so many questions about Dad and fishing and other
adventures we went on that it took both Dad and I to answer them all.  I
think Dad liked it, while at the same time hoping Troy would shut up so he
wouldn't scare the fish.  He didn't need to worry as Troy was the first one
to catch anything.  Then the fun really started.  Troy had just cast his
rod into the water and was standing up when the fish grabbed the line.  It
yanked him overboard, but Troy came up to the surface still holding onto
the rod.  He was grinning with his usual smile and handed me the rod.  Dad
helped pull a soggy Troy back into the boat, and I pulled the fish in.  We
took a picture of Troy and the fish.  I don't know which one was the
wettest.  Once we threw the fish back, I gave Troy a towel and he stripped
all his clothes off which surprised Dad a lot.  You know what he's like
about nudity.  Troy just wrapped in the towel as Dad and I headed the boat
back to shore.  Troy jumped out and walked naked back to the car with Dad
not sure what to do or where to look.  It was hilarious.  After he
redressed in dry clothes from his pack we went for dinner.  Dad suggested
fish and chips and the look on Troy's face was hilarious.  I don't think
he's ever associated fish and chips with real fish before.  He decided on
pizza.  But get this.  Dad is going to help Troy get his learner's permit
so that he can teach him to drive.  So amazing that he's taking an interest
in our little brother.  I remember when he taught us to drive; I thought he
was going to turn into an alcoholic he was so stressed.  Troy is beyond
excited and I think he really likes having a Dad.  Hope you are having a
good trip.  Everyone else is doing great.  Alex is a lot stronger and
happier.  I think he's adapting to the chemo much better and we're having
good results.  We're both hopeful that he's gonna beat this thing.  Later
bro!'

That was followed almost immediately by the one from Troy.

`Hey big brother!  It's Troy.  We went fishing this weekend and I caught a
fish before anyone and it was so big it pulled me overboard.  Good thing I
took a change of clothes like Jason suggested or I might have had to come
home wrapped in a towel.  Dad is so cool.  He's going to show me how to
drive.  Do you think that's a good idea?  I don't have a car or anything,
but he said I should know how to drive for emergencies and other things
that might come up, so I trust him.  He said I can go over anytime to just
hang out.  He even said he'd show me how to build stuff and do repairs
around the house and things, which should be fun.  Did you know he has a
whole workshop of power tools?  What should I build first?  Maybe my own
fishing boat?  Okay, so gotta go as my tutor is coming over.  He said I am
learning fast and might be a genius.  I doubt it.  I think he might be
saying that to just get into my pants, but I got used to guys like that on
the street so you don't have to worry or anything.  If I decide to have sex
with him it'll be because I want to, not because he calls me a genius.
Just so you know, k!  C U soon Justin.  Have fun in Uroap...Just kidding.
I'm a genius, remember.  I know it's Europe... hehe.'

Kyle didn't have much to say, but he had sent me a picture of himself with
Aaron and Jordan in the backyard.  He had made sure to send me pictures of
them with their swim shorts on.  No need to go to jail in Austria for
possession of underage nude guys.  They had their arms around each other
and had their trademark smiles.  I really did miss them but you know what
they say.  Absence makes the heart grow fonder.  I giggled as that saying
reminded me of a joke Troy had told me.

`A guy goes to a dentist with an abscessed tooth.  The doctor looks at it
and each time he touched it the patient farted.  The sound it makes comes
out like `Honda'.

"See Doctor, that happens every time and I'm not sure what's wrong with
me."

The dentist touches it a few more times with the same result
`honda','honda' came the fart.

"You have nothing to worry about.  I can fix that, but everyone knows...
Abscess makes the fart go Honda!"'

Don't blame me for that joke, blame Troy.


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