Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2008 22:43:51 -0800 (PST)
From: skin <skinhang@yahoo.com>
Subject: Unc's Football Weekend (watersports, rimming)

The following almost true story contains consensual sex between men.  If
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Also check out Ron Takes Me to Heaven (1-11-08), Laptop Boy on the Bus
(9-2-08) and On a Mission (9-23-08) all in Gay Male/Urination


Unc's Football Weekend


"I've always believed that incest was only between parents and children.
Do you think sleeping with my nephew is really considered incest?"

"I don't know, but if it will ease your mind, I'll sleep with that cute
fucking nephew of yours and you can just watch.  Then it won't be incest!
I've wanted that sweet bubble butt of his since you first introduced him to
me.  I love that tight little jock body of his.  What is he?  About 5'7",
140?"

"Pretty close - and every inch solid muscle from playing sports his whole
life!" I answered.

"And then YOU can sleep with his roommate in the other bed.  Your cock's
been dripping this whole time you've been talking about how much you love
his hairy chest and those long, hairy, muscular legs of his that lead up to
that huge mound in his crotch!"

"Very fucking funny!  Like we're ever going to have a chance with either of
them.  Fantasize all you want!  But I have to admit; I do love that long,
lean body of Dan's.  I've always liked guys taller than me.  He's probably
6', 165 or 70...and that crotch bulge IS fucking beautiful!"

My best friend from college and I were flying from the East coast to
Chicago where we were picking up my 19-year-old nephew and his hot
20-year-old roommate.  We were taking them to a football game at our alma
mater and were going to be spending the weekend with them at a local hotel.

I've wanted my nephew sexually since he was about 13 and now I was lusting
after his roommate too.  Perving on my own nephew AND his roommate.  My
oldest friend and I new that nothing would happen with either of them, but
it was fun airplane talk and got us both hard with wet spots showing in our
jeans as we got off the plane at Midway.

The two-hour drive from Chicago turned out to be a lot of fun.  We talked
with the boys about their first year in film school, the next day's game,
city life and, of course, SEX!  I've been able to talk openly with my
nephew about sex for quite some time now.  (One night after a few beers in
New York when I came out to him, he told me his first sex was at 15 - with
a girl.  I told him my first was at 12 - with a man!)  His roommate, Dan,
was extremely liberal in his thinking and got into the sex talk.  He told
us about the girls he was banging at school.  I turned and looked into the
backseat and I could tell the conversation was turning Dan on.  He had a
nice tent in his khaki shorts. He looked so hot in the shadows...unshaven
for a day or two...messed up shoulder length hair and teeth that beamed in
the dark.  My nephew was laughing, unconsciously rubbing his crotch and
smiling his killer smile.  I couldn't decide which one I wanted more!

By the time we arrived in Elkhart around one in the morning, I was as horny
as fuck.  My friend was extremely tired and said he needed to go to bed.
(He works hard and makes LOTS of money.)  My nephew and Dan and I decided
we wanted a few beers.  The hotel bar was closed so we walked to a local
takeout and bought a case of beer.  We stood outside by a little lake
talking for a couple of hours.  Talking about murderers popping out of the
nearby woods (their imaginations were astounding)...talking about the boys'
dreams of being filmmakers...about my lost dreams of taking New York City
by storm...and often about sex.  All of us a little high, I asked them if
they had ever had sex with another guy.

My nephew immediately said, "No!  That's your thing Unc!  I like pussy."

Dan jumped in with, "There's not enough money in the world to let a guy
suck my Polish sausage!"  He laughed and squeezed his swollen crotch.

"How about for a thousand bucks," I asked.  "You just told me how in debt
you were because of school.  If some guy offered you that kind of money,
you'd say no?  A thousand bucks a blowjob and you'd have school paid off in
no time!  I'm sure there are a lot of men in Chicago who'd pay that so suck
your cock.  And all you'd have to do is lay back and enjoy it."

Dan said, "No way...it's not going to happen - no man's sucking this dick -
ever!"

We quickly laughed off the blowjob chat and spent another half hour talking
about how the night was lit...the moon was full and there was a low October
fog hanging over the grasses and catching the light in a most mysterious
way.  Cinematography 101 kicked in for them both and they wished they had
their camera to capture the eerie feeling in the chilly fall air.  (I
wished they had their camera so I could shoot them walking out of the
shower in the morning with their young cocks and balls swinging in the
breeze!).

After too many beers, it was time to go to bed.

We walked into the hotel room and my friend was snoring so loud it felt
like the windows were shaking.

I grudgingly got ready to get into bed with my friend and the two boys got
into the other full-sized bed - each on his own side.  Dan, acting very odd
at the moment, decided to sleep with his clothes on.  My nephew was in his
boxers and I in my usual nothing.  I made sure they got a glimpse of my
fat, uncut dick and low hanging nuts as I got into bed.  I turned so my
hairy ass was facing them and then climbed into bed and pulled the sheet
over me.

I heard Dan whisper to my nephew, "Are you hung like Unc?"  (All of my
nephew's friends - since he was in junior high - called me Unc just like he
and his brother did.)

"Does big, uncut cock run in your family?"

My nephew just laughed and said, "Wouldn't you like to know you stupid
faggot!  Go the fuck to sleep!!!"

Sadly, Dan fell asleep pretty quickly.  Sadly, because I new I was not
going to get to see either of their cocks or jock asses and sadly, because
it turned out that Dan snored as loudly as my friend.  Unable to sleep
myself, I could hear my nephew getting frustrated by the noise and after
about an hour, he gathered all of the extra pillows and made his bed in the
bathtub and shut the door - trying to shut out the thunderstorm going on
inside our room!

I found my friend's snoring extremely annoying as it shook the bed, but
somehow found Dan's rather sexy.  I lay there unable to sleep, my dick hard
as a rock from the scent of a hot, unshowered 20-year-old college boy
filling the room and lying in the bed next to me.  After about an hour,
Dan's snoring stopped and I thought I would finally get some sleep.

But in the darkness I soon heard Dan's deep whispering voice say, "Unc, I
lied big time.  I'm not sure I should tell you this, but...I'd love to get
a blowjob and it wouldn't take $1,000 - not a penny!  All that sex talk got
me horny for a hole - anybody's hole!  The girls I've met this year at
school are afraid of my dick.  They don't like my foreskin.  They say it
stinks and they won't go near it with their mouths!  And they tell everyone
it hurts when I fuck their cunts because my piece gets so thick and hard.
I'm so fucking sexed up!"

Hesitating for a short moment, Dan asked, "Would you suck my uncut
cock...please, Unc?"

In a flash I jumped out of bed - my hard woody leading the way - and joined
Dan in his sweaty bed.  He lifted his ass off the bed and slowly slid his
shorts off his warm body.  No underwear - a free-balling college jock!  And
what was sticking up from his thick-bushed crotch was more than I ever
could have dreamed.  Nine fat, bone hard inches of Polish sausage with a
nice thick foreskin encasing the head!

"I'm sorry but I haven't showered for a couple of days Unc.  I hope you're
not turned off by my smell like all those girls.  To tell you the truth, it
kind of turns me on when I let my dick flop out and I get a big whiff of my
uncut cock stink!"

I leaned forward, pulled his skin up with fingers from both hands and put
my nose right in the end of his stretched foreskin.  The smell of dirty,
uncut boy cock was overwhelming.  I pulled the skin up over my nose and
breathed as deep as I could.  Cock stink going deep into my lungs.  It was
better than any hit of poppers I had ever taken!

"You don't mind my stinking dick Unc?"

"No Dan!  I fucking LOVE your stink!!!  I LOVE your fucking big, Polish,
uncut stinking, jockboy dick!!!!"

I stuck my tongue into the skin and tasted Dan's nasty, dripping piss slit!
I was slurping the nectar of the god's - my personal god's internal juices
- straight from its source.  Sweet pre flowed into my mouth and I swallowed
every drop.

Dan started to squirm on the bed as I licked my way down his swollen cock
to his sweaty, hairy, stink covered nuts.  I was lightheaded from the
wonderful odor of Dan's crotch.  I sucked each ball into my mouth covering
them with my spit and sucking them clean.  Dan moaned like he had never had
this feeling before.  I worked hard and stuffed both of those swollen eggs
into my mouth, tried to swallow them and then licked them with my tongue.
Dan covered his face with a pillow so his moans of joy could not be heard.

I moved lower and then my lips sucked on the hairs between Dan's balls and
his asshole.  He was writhing around so much I had to grab his nuts and
pull hard to hold him in place.  He cried a moan of pain/pleasure into the
pillow.

I went farther with my nose until it was pushing into his asshole with his
dirty ass hairs clinging to it.  I sniffed out the fact that Dan had not
wiped his ass very well when we had stopped at the rest area an hour ago.
I sucked the sticky, wet hairs clean tasting the traces of his earlier
dump.  I was in fucking pig heaven!  The smell...the taste... was driving
me fucking crazy.  I jammed my tongue straight up Dan's dirty butt hole and
started tongue fucking like I'd never done before!  I was mad about the
boy!!!

"Oh my fucking god!!!" Dan cried into his pillow.  "You're fucking my
stinking asshole with your tongue Unc.  I just took a crap at that last
rest stop.  I don't always wipe real well!  I'm really sorry!"

I just mumbled into his butt hole, "Don't worry Danny boy...I'll clean you
up real good. You'll never even know you took a shit!"

As I dug my tongue deep into Dan's dirty asshole and tasted the remnants of
his poor ass wiping, it sounded as if he was crying.

"Are you okay with this Dan?" I asked.

"I've never felt anything like this in any sex I've EVER had.  It's soooo
fucking amazing!!!  I'm loving your tongue in my jock hole!  Why the fuck
does this feel so good? Having a man's tongue inside me?"

Then, realizing what he had said, something snapped and his attitude
changed.  He became crazed.  Dan grabbed my head and pushed me deeper into
his shit chute.

"Eat my shithole faggot!"

 "Taste that nasty jock butt!!"

 "Suck my hairy asslips clean!!!"

"Stick your nose up my hole!!!!"

 "Breathe my stink you fucking queer!!!!!"

And as he said it, Dan sent a huge, smelly fart straight into my nostrils.
Now I was the one practically crying with the feelings that were overtaking
me. I put my mouth over his hole and tasted the sweet air coming out of his
body!  I couldn't get enough of his smell...of his boy ass taste!

"You really like my hairy stink asshole don't you, faggot!!!"

I could only moan a definitive, "Yes!!!  You little fucker!!!  I'm in love
with your stinking hairy asshole!!!"

"Speaking of assholes, asshole - I need to stick my fat cock up yours!  Get
on all fours so I can fuck you like a dog!!!"

I flipped over on to my knees with my hairy ass in the air and my face in
the mattress.  Without any lube except the sweat running down my hairy
asscrack, Dan rammed all nine fat fucking inches up my ass with one quick
plunge.  He was no longer a boy.  He was fucking like a man!!!  Pulling out
all the way and then jamming his cock back into my fuckhole!!! He was
raping my willing hole!!!! My sphincter ached as it stretched around his
pole.  This time I was the one screaming into the pillow not wanting to
wake my nephew and my best friend.  I didn't want anyone or anything to end
this ecstasy.  I didn't want this to end - ever!

Dan's hairy chest was lying on my back with our sweat-covered bodies
rubbing together.  I could feel the wet hairs of his chest grinding into my
skin.  His hard nipples pressing against my shoulders.

His mouth was at my ear.  He started gnawing on it and whispering, "You're
my fuck Unc.  My big Polish dick is ripping you a new asshole!  Show me how
much you love my dick pounding your prostate!!  I've never felt anything so
tight and so warm sucking my cock faggot!

Dan grabbed hold of my hairy nips and started twisting as hard as he could
as he rabbit fucked my aching hole...riding me hard and fast!  The pain was
fucking incredible.  Could this be heaven?

Then surprisingly, my hot jockboy actually reached underneath and grabbed
my fat, uncut, dripping eight-incher.

"Wow...if I was into cock..."

He paused.

"Your fat, faggot dick doesn't feel so bad!"

Jacking my dick he pumped harder and faster!!!!  He rode my ass for a good
20 minutes more, until he slobbered into my ear...

"I'm gonna cream your hole Unc!"

  "I'm gonna shoot sperm into your shit tunnel!"

 " I'm gonna fuck the cum out of you - you fucking cock pig faggot queer!"

And with that we moaned out simultaneous cumshots.  I felt him pulse
7...8...9...10 times - nine inches DEEP inside me.  My load drenched the
sheet below us.  He pounded a few minutes more and then, catching our
breath, Dan slowly lowered us down onto the wet bed - my cum rubbing into
my hairy crotch and stomach.  Dan's hand was still squeezing my slowly
softening dick, but his mammoth piece of meat stayed hard as steel inside
me.

His mouth still at my ear, he whispered, "I'm not finished yet!  I need to
shoot another load, but first I need to take a wicked piss.  But your fuck
of a nephew's in the bathroom and I need to use it.  I need to piss through
this hard dick of mine."

He started to withdraw that cum covered cock of his.

A smile came over my face as I turned to him, clenched my sphincter around
his dick, and said, "Well, we don't want to wake him up - soooooo..."

After a long, silent moment, Dan asked, "You mean piss in your ass?"

Without words I let him know the answer. I squeezed his swollen cock as
hard as I could with my ass muscles and he knew I wanted him to stay where
he was.

"So you're a fucking pissfreak faggot too, huh!"

I sighed as I felt his warmness shooting from the weapon that had destroyed
my ass.  Dan was soothing my tortured ass with his burning piss.  He was
pissing into my body.  His bladder was emptying into my bowels.  All those
beers he had drunk were stretching my insides!  With my head down and my
ass back in the air I felt like I was being filled all the way up to my
chest by my pisser's used beer.

Dan wrapped his arms around me and squeezed me tight.  He leaned forward as
he whispered into my ear, "Unc, this is the most infuckingcredible sex
night of my life!  Who knew fag sex could be so amazingly fucking hot!"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR DICK UP MY UNCLE'S ASS YOU STUPID
FUCK!!!!!!!" my nephew shouted.

Undaunted by the sudden interruption, my sex god, in his deep mid-sex,
cocky, man voice, simply said, "If you really want to know.........I'M
TAKING A PISS!!!!"

It wasn't over...