Date: Wed, 22 Feb 2017 02:11:42 +0100 (CET)
From: z.blake@tutanota.com
Subject: Itchy in the Inbox

ITCHY IN THE INBOX
By Zachyboy
b/b, first anal

The following story is a work of fiction. A dialogue, really. Neither boy
itches, but it sure is fun to pretend they do.

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"I'm itchy in the inbox."

"Itchy in the what?"

"Itchy in the inbox. You know. My butthole. It's my inbox."

"Get out of here. It's not an inbox, it's a butthole."

"Yeah, but you can put stuff inside it."

"Like what?"

"Like whatever you want."

"Like what?"

"I don't know. You could put a crayon in it."

"Wouldn't that make it colored inside?"

"Prolly not. It'd prolly just stay brown."

"Yeah."

"Anyway, I'm itchy in the inbox."

"How'd you get that word for it?"

"My brother."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. He likes it when I'm itchy in there."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. He's always wanting to scratch it for me."

"You should scratch it now if it itches."

"Yeah. I should."

"Scratch away. Won't bother me."

"My brother says there's only three good things to scratch your inbox
with."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. One's a finger. One's a tongue. And the other's a pecker."

"Get outa here. Really?"

"Really. I'm serious."

"Who would put their pecker in an inbox? That's dumber than a crayon."

"My brother would. He puts his in mine all the time."

"Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. He puts his pecker in your inbox?"

"Yep. All the way up inside."

"I don't see how that would work."

"Oh, it works."

"Wow."

"Yep."

"Does it make the itch go away?

"It makes you not think about it anymore, that's for sure."

"Wow."

"Yeah."

"And what were the other things you itch it with? I got sidetracked by
pecker."

"Your finger or your tongue."

"Your tongue?"

"Your tongue."

"That's disgusting."

"Not really."

"How would you get your own tongue in your inbox? How would you reach it?"

"Not your own tongue. Somebody else's tongue."

"What? Somebody else does it for you?"

"Yep."

"Somebody else puts their TONGUE in your INBOX for you?"

"Yep."

"You gotta be kidding me."

"Nope."

"So, you're saying one guy licks another guy's inbox?"

"Yep."

"Right in the butthole part?"

"Yep."

"Right in the hole where his poop comes out?"

"Yep."

"Wow. That would have to be a really good friend."

"Yep. It's called rimming."

"Wow."

"You can read about it on Nifty."

"Wow. You learn a lot on there."

"Yep. A lot."

"Tongues in people's buttholes. Who would have thought?"

"Yep."

"This is getting weird."

"A little, maybe."

"What's the last thing you scratch it with? I forgot already. I'm having a
very hard time concentrating."

"A finger."

"Well that one sounds more normal, at least."

"Yep. Except you get a butt finger when you do it."

"Yeah. I've had those before."

"When you get one, it's fun to rub it under another guy's nose."

"Ha! That's funny. You mean, like surprise him?"

"Yeah."

"Just walk right up and give him a smear?"

"Yep.

"Ha! Butt finger! Inbox finger!"

"Yep."

"You ever do it to anybody?"

"Couple a guys."

"What'd they do?"

"One said `eww' and the other one hit me."

"Ha! I'd prolly hit you too."

"Anyway, mine itches."

"Your inbox."

"Yep. I think I'm gonna scratch it."

"With your finger?"

"Yep. Unless you wanna do it with your tongue. HA!"

"No. I really don't."

"Then how about your pecker?"

"I'm not sure how that would work."

"I pull down my pants, you pull down your pants, you get your pecker hard,
spit on it so it's slippery, and then you stick it in my inbox. Easy."

"And then I just leave it there?"

"No. Then you gotta move it in and out. That's how you scratch me."

"For how long?"

"Until you get all shaky and say swear words."

"Why would I get all shaky and say swear words?"

"Cause that's what my brother does."

"Oh. Is he mad at you?"

"When?"

"When he's scratching you with his pecker."

"No."

"Then why's he saying swear words at you?"

"Because it feels good."

"I don't get it."

"Putting your pecker in somebody's inbox feels so good you say swear
words."

"No shit?"

"No shit."

"Huh. Well, I'm up for a try if you are."

"I've been up for a try the whole time we've been talking."

"Me too. I just wanted to get all the facts straight."

"All right. Ready to start?"

"Yeah. Let's start."

"Pull your pants down."

"Okay."

"Now your undies."

"Okay."

"Wow. Your pecker's hard already."

"Yeah. It got hard when you talked about it."

"Yeah. Mine did too."

"Now what."

"Give it some spit."

"Got it."

"And I'll put some spit on my inbox."

"Eww. Funny."

"All right. Now put your pecker in my inbox and start scratching me."

"Got it."

"Only don't go too fast at first. You need to start out slow."

"Got it."

"Ow."

"Too fast?"

"A little."

"Sorry. There. How about now?"

"Better."

"Wow."

"Feel good?"

"Yeah. I can see why your brother likes it."

"Good. Keep scratching."

"Wow. This feels really good."

"Glad you like it."

"I mean really, really good."

"Wait until you see how it ends."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."

"Wow. This is great. I'll scratch you anytime."

"Thanks."

"But just with my pecker. Not with my tongue."

"Got it."

"I'm not scratching anybody's inbox with my tongue."

"Got it."

"Whoof. I can see why your brother says swear words."

"Yep."

"I could even say the F-Word scratching a guy like this."

"Go ahead."

"Fuck."

"Yep."

"Fuck, fuck, fucker."

"Yep. Told you."

"Still itchy?"

"Getting better. Keep scratching."

"Fuck."

"Keep scratching."

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