Date: Fri, 03 Oct 2003 14:44:17 -0700 From: dude sweet <dudesweet (at) hotmail (dot) com> Subject: Mistaken Identity Me and my older brother were on a ski trip in Big Bear. As we were riding on the first lift, he agreed to spend the morning with me in the freestyle park, but then after lunch he wanted to split up so he could flirt with the girls. He's 19 and way into girls. I'm 12, and not really into girls yet. So we had fun. He's still trying to teach me tricks. I can jump a little, but that's about all. I'm still afraid of the big jumps and board around them. After lunch, we split up. I went to the lift line and he went to the bathroom; but we planned to stay in touch with the walkie talkies. He was Big Bear, I was Little Bear. Technically, he wasn't supposed to ditch me; he was supposed to be with me all day. But I promised him I wasn't going to tell on him. He's pretty cool. So after I went up the lift and down the run, I saw some boys in the lift line and got in behind them. There were only three of them, so two went on the first chair and I got on with one of them. "Hi," I said. "Hey." He was older, his voice had changed already. "I'm Terry." "Hey Terry. Chris," he says pounding his chest. "Your with those other guys?" I say, pointed ahead of us. "Yeah." "Big Bear to Little Bear. Come in Little Bear." It's my brother Marc on the walkie talkie. "I'm here," I say into the walkie talkie. "Ok, next check-in in 60 minutes. Where are you now?" "I'm on the lift, with a new friend. His name is Chris." "Ok, well don't get pregnant. Over and Out." Shit, I hate it when he embarrasses me like that. "That's my stupid brother," I explain, embarrassed. "Hey, no problem." So we talk about school. He's in 8th, I'm in 7th. His friends are Brandon and Andy, also in 8th. When we get off, I hang with them. They're cool. Brandon is fearless and catches some serious air, even on the big jumps. Andy has the start of a mustache already. I'm jealous. I have no hair yet; anywhere. Anyway, we are all in the lift line and Chris asks me, "You got a boyfriend?" A boyfriend? Does he think I'm gay? No. SHIT! He thinks I'm a girl. FUCK! That's even worse, I think. This is embarrassing. I mean I know in show clothes, with hats and everything, its hard to tell, but come on, Jesus, I'm a boy. OH SHIT. My fucking brother. He said `Don't get pregnant.' Damn. And my stupid name Terry. He thinks its Teri. Crap! Damn my stupid rosy red cheeks. Damn my stupid beanie with the fuzzy ball on top. Now what? "No." Ok, now what else do I say? `Uh, I'm a boy, not a girl?' I don't think so. It's quiet on the lift. I'm too embarrassed to say anything. And he's...I don't know what he's thinking. "What hotel you and your brother staying at?" "Thundercloud," I answer. "Cool, that's where we are. You bring your bathing suit? They got a pool and Jacuzzi." LOL. I think he's putting the moves on me. Ok, I'm still a little embarrassed, but now I'm thinking it's kind of funny. "Yeah I got one." But not the kind you're thinking of. This might be fun. Well a few runs later, I'm on the lift with Andy. Andy is cool, so I decide to ask him "Does Chris have a good sense of humor?" "Yeah I guess. Why?" "Ok, well this is weird, but he thinks I'm a girl. I'm not, I'm a boy." "Shit." He busts up laughing his ass off. I'm afraid he's going to fall off the chair. "I think he's trying to pick me up. He asked me to go swimming back at the hotel." Andy is still laughing he can't talk. Finally, "Dude, you can't tell him. We have to get him on this. You don't know how funny this can be." Well, his laughing gets me to laughing too. "Big Bear to Little Bear." "It's my brother," I explain. "Yeah, Hi Marc. What do you want?" "Just checking on you little bro. You ok." "Yeah, I'm ok. I'm with some cool friends." "Oh, you got a giiiirl friend now?" LOL, no, I have a boyfriend. Shit this is funny. "Shut up, Marc." "Later. Over and out." "Dude, Chris does think you're a girl, I can tell. He likes you. Oh, man we got to have some fun with this." "Ok, so what can we do." "I don't know dude. Wait a while and I will talk to Brandon. Ok? You want to trick him? Just for fun?" "Ok." "Dude, this will be great. Don't let him know you're a boy. Ok?" "Ok." So we boarded some more with Brandon and Andy talking each other a lot. Then towards the end of the day, Andy suggested the plan to me that he and Brandon came up with. It sounded cool, so I said ok. As we were all splitting up at the end of the day, I put the plan into practice. "Hey Chris, you ever swim naked?" He is surprised at my question; remember, he thinks I'm a girl. "Yeah, I skinny dipped before." "You want to do it? With me? In the Jacuzzi?" "You'll go naked, if I go naked?" he asks carefully. "Yeah, sure, but you have to be naked first." He doesn't think long. "Ok." "Ok, I'll see you in the Jacuzzi at 7:00. If you are naked when I get there, then I will get naked too." "You swear? You swear you'll get naked?" "Yes, I swear. If I come into the pool at 7:00 and you are in the pool or Jacuzzi and are already naked, then I swear, I will get naked too." He looks to his buddies, who are trying not to laugh too much and give it away. He grins. "Ok, see you at 7:00." "Ok, bye." They leave. I get on the walkie talkie and make arrangements with my bother to meet me and pick me up. We eat dinner. Then he leaves me to go out clubbing. He has a fake ID. I put on my board shorts, then wrap a towel around my waist. My legs aren't hairy like my brothers, so they could pass for a girls. I wrap another towel around my upper body, around my chest, like girls do. Then I took a third towel and wrapped it like a turban around my head. I looked in the mirror. I didn't think I looked like a girl, but maybe if he was already thinking I was a girl, I could pass. I went out to the pool area. They were the only ones there. Good. Chris was in the Jacuzzi and Brandon and Andy were just sitting on the sides, hanging their feet in. As soon as I came in, Brandon and Andy jumped in the pool. "Hi," I say. "Hi Teri!" He's a little nervous. Hell, I am too. "You naked?" He points to his shorts. I take them and throw them to Andy in the pool. They are both watching the show. "Ok, prove you're naked," I instruct him. He looks around, the stands up. He turns away from me and pulls his butt out of the water. Ok, he's naked. I say grab your towel and wrap it around your head, over your eyes. All the way, so you can't see out. Then turn away from me." "You gonna get naked?" he asks me. "Yes, but not if you're looking." He wraps the towel and faces away. I pull off my towels, my shorts and only leave on the turban towel around my head. I know the other guys can see my naked ass, but I don't care. This will be funny. I quickly get into the jacuzzi. "Ok," I declare. He looks. There are bubbles and I'm scooted down so he can't see. Then Andy and Brandon, following the plan run over and grab my suit and towels as well as his towel, pretending to strand us in the Jacuzzi with no clothes or anything. "Hey," I say pretending to be mad at them. "It's ok Teri, no one's here except us," Chris says bravely, falling into the trap. I look around pretending to be scared. "But people might see us!" Hehehehe. "So what if they do, it's no big deal." "It's no big deal?" I say, looking down where his dick is. "No that's not what I mean." "Oh, well I was hoping yours WAS a big deal." "Oh it is, don't you worry," he brags. "Well, will you show me?" Brandon and Andy are having heart attacks. It almost makes me lose it too, but I control myself somehow. He wasn't ready for that question, but he quickly recovers with a gleam in his eye. "I will, but you have to show me your stuff." "Ok," I say, pretending to be shy. "But I hope yours is big and not all shriveled up." LOL "Don't worry, it's plenty big." "Ok," I giggle. "Get out of the Jacuzzi then and show me." He looks around again, apparently not caring if his friends see. He edges up slowly and suddenly pops up and sits on the side of the Jacuzzi. Yeah he's right. It's big, cause he has a boner. A pretty big one, I guess. I've only seen mine, and his was a lot bigger. Plus he had hair down there too. He is embarrassed, but stays sitting there with IT uncovered. His friends are cracking up, but he ignores them. He doesn't care. He thinks he's about to see a pussy. LOL. This is a funny joke. "Ok, hurry up. It's your turn." "Ok. I wrap my arms around my non existent tits, and slowly climb out of the water. Suddenly my dick is exposed, just when he thought he was gonna see a pussy. He's in shock. Brandon and Andy come over, grab the towel off my head and throw it where the other stuff is. Laughing, I slide back in the water. He is in shock. He is in so much shock, he just sits there, his dick going down fast. "You thought he was a girl," shrieks Andy. "Terry is a boy's name. Terry is a boy." "Chris likes boys. Chris likes boys," adds Brandon. Chris finally realizes he is naked and slides back into the Jacuzzi. "Very funny," he says. "You guys are assholes." There is a lot more laughing and teasing. Chris laughs too finally, but I can tell he's way embarrassed. After we calm down, Brandon and Andy hop out. Brandon says, "Let's swim in the pool now." "Give me my suit, dorks." They ignore him. "Hey give me my suit. This wasn't part of the deal." They ignore me too. "Wanna pants them?" he asks me. "Sure." Naked, we get out of the Jacuzzi and jump in the pool. It takes a little while, but we get them both naked and we all just swim around, enjoying the skinny dipping. I had never skinny dipped before, but it was cool. It was very cool. Also, we all walk naked, back over to the Jacuzzi and sit in there too. I'm glad nobody else uses this pool during the week. Andy says, "Let's sauna." "Go turn it on," says Chris. "It takes a while to heat up." Nobody ever comes in the sauna either. After a little bit, we wrap our towels around us and head into the sauna. Of course, we keep reliving the trick. They are teasing him about having a boner earlier. So Chris asks me, "How big is yours?" Well I know how big it is, but I don't want to say. They all look like theirs might be bigger than mine. "You first." Chris says, "Five and a half." I look to Andy. "Almost five and a half." Brandon admits, "5 and a quarter." Well now I have to say. I decide to lie. "Almost six." Well they bust up laughing. "No fucking way. We saw yours. You don't' even have hair yet," says Brandon. Well they're right, but I didn't want to admit to my four inches. Chris grabs my towel and manages to pull it off me. They all stare at my shriveled dick. "It has to be hard," I explain. "Well get it hard. I did," says Chris. The other guys agree. "Not if I'm the only one," I protest. "Fine," says Andy, as he pulls open his towel and starts to play with his dick. Brandon and Chris do the same, so I start to play with mine too. In less than a minute we all stand up to show off our boners. "Liar," they call me. "Yeah," I admit. It's hard to deny when they are all looking at it. "It's really only four." They don't really care. Andy is starts playing with his again. "You gonna jack it?" asks Brandon. "Why the hell not?" Then Brandon says, "Fucking A," and starts to jack his too. I look at Chris, he looks at me. He starts to jack his. Well this is my first experience at seeing exactly how jacking off works. I imitate them and it feels good. Way better than the way I had been doing it. Brandon says, "Almost." Every looks at him, so I do to. He squirts out some sperm into his hand, as his breathing increases and he holds his breath. Andy does the same thing and we watch as his shoots out to his belly button. Chris doesn't announce, but you can tell when he's about to come. It's cool watching sperms shoot out of guys dick. Mine doesn't make sperm or anything, but I still had a good time. We put on our towels and head back to the Jacuzzi. As we are soaking, Chris says, "It's almost time to go to our room." We all get out and pull on our shorts. "You gonna board tomorrow?" asks Chris. "Yeah." "Ok see you there girl." We all laugh. I had a lot of fun with them and looked forward to tomorrow and the next day.