Date: Sat, 29 Nov 2003 11:15:43 -0800
From: dude sweet <dudesweet (at) hotmail (dot) com>
Subject: Row, Row, Row Your Boat

We had a boat at the lake.  In the summer, we would spend almost every
weekend there and about twice a summer, spend the entire week.  We being me,
Scott, my mom and dad, and my 2 sisters.  I had just completed 8th grade and
begged my dad enough that he let me bring a friend for the week.

There was no question who I wanted to bring. Jerry!  Jerry was my best
friend.  I wasn't his best friend, though; his best friend was Brad.  The
only time I really got to spend much time with Jerry was when Brad was sick,
or away at camp and stuff like that.  Sometimes, the three of us hung out,
but mostly it was just Brad and Jerry.  Well I knew Brad was going to his
grandparents for two weeks so Jerry might want to hang with me.  So I asked
him.  He said yes!  I didn't have to talk him into it or anything.  I mean
we were pretty good friends.

Now I have to tell you a little bit about the boat.  It was small for six
people.  Heck it was small even when there was only five of us. By small I
mean when sleeping, there really wasn't much privacy.  Actually there was no
privacy.  None, zero, zilch. That meant, among other things, that when the
girls were changing in the cabin, me and my dad would change outside in the
back of the boat.  Now my dad wasn't body shy.  Not even a little.  He would
just strip naked, then pull on his shorts or whatever.  If other people came
by on their boats, he didn't even seem to care. Now me, I wasn't body shy or
anything, but I wasn't exactly an exhibitionist either. I would usually
leave my shirt on to change.  That way the only one who could see my dick
and stuff was my dad.  I didn't really care about that.

I had never seen Jerry's dick and balls and stuff.  In fact, the only boys I
had ever seen naked were two of my cousins, both a few years older than me.
I admit, I was a little curious about Jerry and what he had down there.  I
mean, I had started growing hair last year and wondered if he had any yet.
You see, his voice hadn't changed yet, so I wasn't sure. Plus I was pretty
proud of my equipment; sort of wanted to show it off, I guess.

The car ride out was boring and hot, even with the windows down. I hate the
heat; it makes me all sticky. Plus my little sisters were being brats most
of the way.  Finally my mom made one of them sit up front with her and my
dad to make peace. The unloading and stowing of our stuff took forever.
Finally it was time to swim and cool off; time to get naked. When my sisters
and mom went in to change, we were still at the dock. My dad started
stripping, as did I.

"Where are we supposed to change?" asks Jerry.  Hehehehe.

"Anywhere you want," answers my dad pulling off his shirt, exposing his fat,
hairy belly.

Jerry looks at me.  "We just change out here?  In front of everyone?"

"Not if you don't want. We can make a small room," says my dad.  He holds
the ends of two towels and passes me the other ends.  So now, there is sort
of a little changing room. It seems to be enough for Jerry.  The sad thing
is, he leaves his shirt on when he takes off his underwear so I don't get to
see anything.  Plus, he's facing my dad and not me, so even if there was
anything to see, it would be my dad who got to see it, not that he would
care. At least I saw a little of his butt crack.

I changed in my usually manner, leaving my shirt on and letting Jerry see my
thing when I pulled down my underwear.  He saw it, but didn't react or get
excited or grossed out or anything. By then, my dad had also finished
changing and was firing up the boat.  In just a few minutes, we were clear
of the docks and zooming around on the lake, finally cooling off.

We quickly took off our shirts and were top half naked like my dad.  Well
not exactly like my dad, we didn't have fat, hairy belly's.  In fact, I
don't think Jerry had any armpit hair.  I have a little, but it's hard to
see unless you're looking for it.

My dad dumps us off at the swimming area and he and my mom head to the store
to get food and stuff.  We are stuck baby sitting the brats for about half
an hour.  About 29 minutes too long for me. But nobody gets killed or drowns
or anything, so it was a successful baby sitting.

My dad lets me drive the boat, I learned two years ago, so I feel pretty
cool showing off for Jerry. My dad says Jerry can have a turn later after he
learns all the rules and stuff.  But he does let Jerry steer for a little
bit.  My dads keeps his hands on the wheel too, just in case.

As it gets late, it still does not cool off.  It might even get hotter if
that's possible. There's no need to change again for sleeping, as we just
stay in our bathing suits. Darn.

Laying next to Jerry in my bunk in a fun experience.  Even though we have
had sleepovers before, it's the first time we ever shared a bed or bunk or
anything. The only uncomfortable part is my boner.  I have a boner all
night.  A boner that I can't jack off because of absolutely no privacy.  A
boner that makes me not be able to sleep because I have to be sure I don't
get to close to Jerry and poke him with it.  Plus it's hotter than heck in
the cabin that night; too much body heat.  Way too much.  Most of it
probably coming from me. Heat just sucks.  They need to air condition this
lake.

I am grateful when the morning comes.  I get up when I hear my dad getting
up.

"Sleep ok last night?" he asks.

"Not really," I reply.

"Yeah, I heard you tossing and turning all night.  How did Jerry sleep?"

"Fine, I think.  It was just hot last night," I say trying to explain my
sleeplessness.

"Yep."

After a little bit, Jerry comes out.  "Where can I pee?" he asks.

"Right there," my dad tells him, pointing at the lake.

Jerry looks around and apparently satisfied, goes to the end of the boat and
pees.  I can't see anything but I can here it hitting the water. He pees and
pees and pees.  When he finally finishes and comes back, my bad breaks the
embarrassed silence with one of his stupid comments.  "Sounds like a world
record urination."  He's always saying embarrassing things like that.

"Sleep ok?" I ask Jerry.

"Yeah, the rocking of the boat really put me to sleep."  Well I'm glad
somebody got some sleep.  I just wish it had been me. Does he even get all
night boners? We get on our shoes and shirts and go walking around waiting
for the girls to get up so we can all have breakfast.

We have a good time that day, hanging out, swimming, eating and boating.
Jerry's favorite part of the day was when we pulled a small boat thing made
out of inner tubes behind the boat. He was hanging on like he was riding a
bucking bronco.  It was fun watching him fly up in the air too.  He wasn't
scared or anything.

My mom announced at dinner that is was 107 that day and might get below 100
for the night.  Might?  That's pretty darn hot; no wonder we were all
dieing.  The only time it wasn't hot was when we were in the water or the
boat was speeding along.

You know the bad thing about living at the lake is you don't really get to
change clothes that much.  I mean, me and Jerry just stayed in our bathing
suits all the time.  Darn. I spent another night, hot, hard and not
sleeping. In the morning, while complaining to my dad he said another one of
his little comments.  "Nobody ever dies from lack of sleep."  Yeah well
maybe that's true.  I wonder if anyone ever died because they had a boner
for so long their dick exploded?

My mom insists we take showers that day.  But since we are in different
stalls, I don't get to see anything of Jerry's private parts.  Plus I don't
get to show him mine or anything. But all through our fun and exciting day,
I am dragging because I have basically had no sleep for two days now.

After dinner when the girls are getting ready for bed my dad pops up with,
"Why don't you boys take the tubes out?  Cool off, skinny dip, have fun.
Just be absolutely quiet because it's after quiet time."  See what I mean
about embarrassing comments.  He is getting out some oars for us.  We climb
onto the tubes and paddle out.

Cool off?  Yeah, sounded like a good idea to me.  Don't make any noise? No
problem there.  Skinny dip? Did he really say skinny dip?  Does Jerry even
know what that means?  Does Jerry want to swim naked with me? Now I had
skinny dipped before a few times, when it was just my dad and me. And once
with my cousins. And lots of times when I was little.  But never with
another kid my age.  Another kid who gave me a boner when I thought about
skinny dipping with him.

When we are away from everybody and stop paddling, we both slip silently
into the water to cool off. After a little, Jerry says, "Did you dad mean it
about skinny dipping?"  Yes!

"Yeah, I've done it before.  It's pretty cool," I say as calmly as possible,
trying to hide my pounding heart.  Can he hear it?  "You want to?"  Please
say yes.  Please, please, please.

"Hehe, yeah."  Yes!  I pull off my suit and throw it on the tubes.  He sees
it.  "You're naked now?" he asks.

"Naked as the day I was born."

"Hehe, cool."  He pulls his off and throws them on the tube as well.  "I'm
naked too."

"Yeah," I say.  I'm just glad it's dark and he can't see my boner.  It's up
to full pounding size. After swimming around for a little, he pulls himself
up a little on the tube.  "You getting out now," I ask, disappointed.

"Naw. Just resting."  I can almost see his naked butt.  Almost.  He looks
around.

"Can anyone see us?"

"No.  It's dark, everyone's asleep.  Plus we're too far for them to see," I
explain.

He pulls himself up on the tube, laying face down, his naked moonlit butt
sticking up in the air.  Is that why they call it mooning?

As he gets back into the water, I see a glimpse of his dick.  It's small and
shrivelled like mine gets when I'm in the lake usually.  Except when I'm
with a naked boy.  I grab mine.  Yes, I still have a boner. We swim around
some more.  He pops up and sits on the tube, one leg in the water.  My eyes
are inches from his dick.  I can see it's still shrivelled.  Looks like he
has hair; but not as much as me.

"You coming out to rest?" he asks me.  Well yes, I want to.  I mean I did
sort of want to show off my dick.  But the only thing is, it's a boner.  I'm
not too sure I want to show that off.

"Don't have a heart attack," I warn him.

"Ok."

I pull up on the tube, my boner sticking up, pointing at the stars.

"You got a boner," he says loudly.  Very loudly.

"Shhhhhh.  I warned you."

"Yeah, I just wasn't expecting that," he says indicating my dick.

"Don't you get them?" I ask.

He stretches out his small dick.  "Sometimes."  He giggles.  Good, he's cool
with it.

Next step. "Can you come yet?"  No matter what he answers, he will have to
admit to jacking off.  Hehe, pretty sneaky of me.

He looks around again.  "Yes," he whispers. "Don't tell anybody."

"Ok.  I can come too."

"Cool," he says.  Yeah cool.  But not as cool as talking about it with
Jerry.

"Want to do it now?" I dare to ask.

He looks around again.  "Here?  Now?"

"Well there's no privacy on the boat.  Besides, nobody can see us.  And it's
just you and me."

He looks around again.  Not trusting me I guess, he says, "You first, since
you already got a boner."

As I start to jack, he plays with his.  He gets it hard.  It's way bigger
then I thought.  In fact, it might even be bigger than mine.  I keep
jacking.  Finally I lay back and shoot.  By the time I open my eyes and
recover from my orgasm, he is going at it.  He is laying down too, his eyes
closed.  That means I get to stare and watch his every movement. He does it
a long time before he finally comes.  The first shot surprised me it shoots
so far.

"Good one dude."

"Yeah.  I hadn't done it for three days," he explains.

"Me either."  We slide into the water.  Both to wipe off our sperms and to
cool off again.  Jacking off is sweaty work. Then when we sit on the tube,
both our dicks are shrivelled size.  It's fun hanging out naked.  After a
little, we put on our suits and go in.

We get in the boat as quietly as we can.  My dad must have heard us and
comes out to help us drag it in and put it away.  Noticing our wet bathing
suits he says, "Be sure to take those of before getting into bed.  Don't
want to wet the bed."  Yeah, another stupid embarrassing comment. As we pull
off our wet suits and dry off with a towel I suggest, "Want to sleep naked?"

Immediately he says, "But we might get caught."

"Yeah we might, better not."

"But we might not get caught."  Does that means he wants to?  I think so.

We wrap our towels around our waists and silently go into the cabin.  After
looking around, he pulls off his towel and jumps naked under the sheet.  I
follow.  We lay there, naked, side by side for a while.  He puts his lips
right in my ear. "I'm hard again," he whispers so quietly even I can barely
hear him.  Well this news jumps my semi to hardness as well.  "Are you?" he
asks.  I nod.  I sure am now. Eventually we fall asleep, naked and hard.

Of course getting up naked with a boner with a friend, in the same cabin as
your sisters and mom is not easy; but I manage.  After I pee, I pull on my
bathing suit from yesterday; it's dry now. Opps, my dad might have just
figured out that I slept naked.  With Jerry.  I brace myself for one of his
stupid comments, but he doesn't say anything.  Maybe he didn't figure it
out.

"Finally got some sleep?"

"Yeah.  That cooling off right before going to sleep really helped." Not to
mention skinny dipping and jacking off.

"Yep."

Jerry comes out in shorts; he must have put them on in the cabin. Again my
dad doesn't say anything. Thank you. Of course, after breakfast Jerry has to
change.  And he does, right there in front of me and my dad.  Plus he
changes like my dad does; butt naked.  It's cool to watch him do that. I'm
worried my dad will make a streaking comment or something else just as lame,
but he doesn't.  We have another fun day.  Jerry has learned to drive the
boat and loves driving.  My dad suggests that Jerry and I ride the tube boat
together.  So we hang on for our lives as he zooms the boat as fast as it
goes.  We bounce on the tube and into each other; sometimes falling off.
It's great!

I love the hot weather and the boat.

Jerry

When Brad announced he was going to spend two weeks, at least two weeks, at
his grandparents I was bummed.  He is my best friend.  But when Scott
invited me to spend a week at the lake on his dad's boat I was happy.  Brad
is my very best friend, but Scott was ok.  He was kind of a pussy; but still
a friend. Ok, not a pussy really, more of a sissy.  Or really, more of a
wimp I guess.  I mean he never was real good at sports or anything.  But he
was ok.

I couldn't believe that his dad didn't have any air conditioning in the car.
  We had to drive with the windows down.  It was so windy that we really
couldn't talk much.

After Scott bosses me around and tells me where to put everything it's time
to go out on the boat!  Him and his dad just start to strip.  Right there on
the boat, while it's still at the dock.  In front of like all the people.
When I ask about where to change, his dad sort of makes a little privacy
area with him and Jerry holding up towels.  Well I feel stupid, but at least
the entire world can't see my stuff.

I am surprised when Scott changes right out in front of the world, only
leaving on his shirt.  Maybe he's not such a pussy after all. His dick looks
kind of puny, but that's really no big deal.

As the boat starts out on the lake, it's finally got a breeze.  I pull off
my shirt to enjoy the coolness of the spray and air.  Jerry copies me and
does the same. Just when I think we're going to have fun on the boat, we get
dumped off and have to hang with his stupid sisters while his mom and dad go
off to have fun or something.

The really cool thing is later I get to ride on this little inflatable boat
thing while it's being pulled behind the boat.  It's a wild and crazy ride.
After dinner and everything, since we're all dried off, we just go into our
bunk in our bathing suits.  It's a small bunk and a little crowed with me
and Scott both in there, but the rocking back and forth of the boat soon
puts me to sleep.

I wake up with a wicked boner and a bladder ready to burst.  Scott is
already left the bunk so I wait a few minutes till I can adjust my boner
down and go outside.  I pee off the back of the boat, it's kinds cool.

The lake is freezing cold, but feels good because the air is so hot.  Also I
get to drive the boat some.  Once me and Scott both got on the raft and got
the hell bounced out of us.  Scott explained that his dad was probably going
full speed to knock us off.  His dad was a pretty cool guy.

It's so hot when we are going to bed that Scott's dad suggest we go out for
a skinny dip.  Yeah, you heard me.  Naked.  So as we're out there, I figure
that Scott is too much of a pussy to actually do it, so I challenge him.  To
my surprise he whips his suit right off. Well I do the same, I mean it was
my idea and everything.  After a while the water starts freezing my naked
nuts off so I hop up on the tube. I can see him sneaking a peak at my small,
shrivelled dick.  Probably thinks I have a small one.  Well I don't.  Mine
is huge, almost 6 inches.  But in the lake, maybe 2 inches.  Seriously.

I wondered how shrivelled his is, so challenge him to come up and sit on the
tube with me.  He does, but boy I was wrong about it being shrivelled, he
had a boner.  I nearly fell off the tube laughing so hard.  It looked like a
pretty good sized one.  Not as big as mine.  Maybe about the same size as
Brad's I would guess.

So since he's got a boner, and I haven't jacked of in three days, and he
probably hasn't either, I ask him if he wants to.  He starts to go for it.
Well he has a big head start, so I have to get a boner first.  By the time I
start whacking it, he is almost done.  We get back in the freezing water to
clean up.

Because our bathing suits are wet when we get back, we decide to sleep
naked.  As we lay there with boners, I think about grabbing his or putting
his hand on mine, but I don't do it.  There's not a lot of privacy on that
boat. I'm glad I came; he turns out to be a pretty cool kid. I'm glad he
invited me out on the boat.

Scott's dad, Ralph

It was a good time for some time off and to spend some quality time with my
family.  This is my favorite time of year, when it's just us out on the boat
with the kids.  This year Scott pestered me about bringing a friend.  Well I
really was looking forward to spending time with just the family; but I was
also concerned that Scott didn't have a lot of friends.  He didn't seem to
have a best friend or anything. So I relented; thinking it would be good for
him.

His friend turned out to be a nice boy named Jerry.  I think I had seen him
once before at the house when they were working on a school project. Well
Jerry was just a little shy about changing so I improvised him some privacy
with some towels.  I remember Scott used to be shy too, but I got him over
his naked shyness last year.

That night, every time I wake up I hear Scott tossing and turning.  It
sounds like he didn't get much sleep.  In the morning he claimed it was
because it was too hot to sleep, but he never had trouble sleeping on the
boat before.  I figured it was just sharing his bunk with Jerry.  I don't
think he ever shared a bed before.

The next night, I hear more tossing and turning, but also notice he's laying
on top of his sheet just in his bathing suit with what looks like to be an
erection. Probably dieing from not being able to masturbate with his family
and friend so close.

Next time Jerry changes, he just changes out on the boat with me and Scott,
so I figure he's already over whatever shyness he had. As the boys get ready
for bed I suggest they go out for a late night skinny dip.  I thought maybe
they might turn it into a chance to masturbate and poor Scott would be able
to sleep.  Well, I'm not sure exactly what they did, but I heard Jerry yell
out something about a boner.

In the morning I was shocked to see that the boys had slept naked.  It kind
of surprised me, but I really didn't think that much of it. I was just happy
to see that Scott had found a friend. I'm glad we have the boat.