Date: Sat, 2 May 2015 01:40:21 +0200
From: dickydoo2@gmx.com
Subject: Self-er

                          SELF-ER


    Dick-scovery       Fist Fucking        Self Satiating


    Yes, that's right, it's `SELFER', not Selfie. You know what a
Selfer can do, don't you? Well read on if you're interested...

    You know, it's a real bitch, turning 12 already and never
having had an intimate moment with anyone. Ya that's right, I was
an only child of a single parent that was home schooled, so what
were the odds, eh?

    On top of it all, I went geeky at the age of 11 which also
lowered my chances, stricken with that high IQ dilemma. This will
be obvious with the preponderance of verbiage I will use, words
and the phonetic fantasies of their alliteration, a hobby of mine at
the still early age at which I am recounting this. My mom glowed
with the accolades I received from the reports I would hand in, but
I had no peers to feel proud in front of. I was basically a kinda
sad and lonely loser.

    Let's start with some history and go back to growing up where
my `pee pee' was just something I would drain several times a day.
My mom had me pull back my skin to clean under it when I had a
bath and as I got a little older it would get hard and stick up
when I did it, and sometimes would do it on its own.

    One day when it was up, it kinda hurt so I called her into the
bathroom and pulled the skin back and told her it did kinda hurt
and I knew she used Vaseline on my cuts so I asked her if she would
put some `vaskaline' on it.

    She stifled a grin as she nodded and applied some and it did
feel good, as she did it that is, so when I would get hard I would go
in the bathroom and self-medicate because it sure felt great.

    I liked playing with it more and more, especially after
`medicating' it. I used to run around a lot naked, but now when she
saw me running around with my `hardy' and working the `vaskaline'
in on my pink tip, she said not to run around doing that.

    So I just resigned myself to my bedroom where I could do it a
lot and found that often when I did it for a while, I would kinda
shiver and feel funny all over, like funny great!

    Every morning it seemed like I would wake up and look down
(yes I had started sleeping naked, it felt better) and my pink tip was
peeking out my trunk (I thought it looked like a little elephant's
trunk) and I would slide it back and give it its morning meds.

    Mom asked me one day why I had the Vaseline beside the bed
and I told her, `in case" I had a pain again. I had become quite shy
around her lately, and wouldn't in around naked any more, let
alone hardy naked.

    Now, let's jump up to  11 BC (Before Computers) when I liked
playing with my baggy, feeling the little peas in it and realizing they
were getting bigger, as was my hardy too. And as like any boy does,
out of curiosity, I had been measuring it. It didn't seem that strange
after all, because my mom wanted to know how tall I was getting,
you know against the doorframe. Of course I didn't let her know
that. But one time as she was doing it, I burst out laughing when I
thought about what the look on her face might be if, as she was
finishing, I pulled my shorts down and looked at my hardy, "Well,
while you are at it mom..."

    Of course I had no point of comparison yet, I could see how
tall others boys were, but how not long their hardies were. So I
logged it in again.  A new length, at 11, 4 ½" from the root ( I liked
to call it that because it was like a tree sticking up) to the tip (a pink
strawberry), with the trunk back off it. Another new record! The
starting point had been 3" when I was 10.

    For the last few months I started going at it with more fervor
as the feelings was so much greater and lasted longer. The shivers
became shudders, I squirmed more, chewing on my bottom lip,
thrashing harder as this awesome feeling built up. It was hard to
stop! It was wild! It was fantastic! Let my pee pee tingle!

    uddenly I curled my toes, pressed my heels into the bed, my
hips rising as I pinched my bum cheeks then started bucking them
as a shudder, no, more of a tremor, wracked my body as I gasped,
and let out a screeching howl, "uhh... uhhhh... AAGGH...
EEEOOUUGGH!!!" and saw stars.

    I opened my eyes and dropped back on the bed, heart beating
fast, panting hard, my body still trembling in exhaustion. Wow!
Fucking (oops) Wow! Frigging intense or what? Remember?

    Jeez, I started giggling, as I thought it was a good thing
mommy wasn't close by to hear me. She would have dashed in,
and I could imagine the shocked look on her face, "Mommy, what
have you got to keep it from exploding?"

    Lying there, I slowly drifted back to reality, and guess what?
I'm not an athlete, but I sure have found a sport I loved! Yep,
promising to religiously follow an exercise regimen, I'd `vas' it up at
least every morning and night, and randomly throughout the day
whenever my lower partner in crime sends the message up to me.
Bet you know what I mean, how was it for you?

    Thank goodness my mother had started to respect my privacy,
but only after she finally had embarrassingly burst in just as I was
starting my jerky workout and luckily wasn't there when I went
over the top. Actually it was a little more intense after that, not
only from being `naughty' which is fun, but also taking advantage of
her being more subservient to me because of her being guilty what
`she' had done and not what `I' had done! LOL

    So she may have felt guilty, or whatever, because for my 12th
birthday, she got me a computer! So let's move onto this stage, the
most important one as most of you professional masturbators will
agree. Not getting the computer, silly, that's just a bit of it, but a
computer was a dream come true! I had heard about them all the
time, read about them ,but she felt I was too young.

    A bunch of relatives came for my party, more for a visit with
my mom than for my party. Several cousins, a couple were older
girls, two older boys, but at least one in my age range, Rodney. He
was 14 and had come directly from the private school he attended.

    We had the ubiquitous party complete with hats, wings at my
request and a gallon of chocolate ice cream, lawdy daw. They were
surprised at how much I could pack away, having grown 2" from my
5' to 5'2", but also, and they didn't know, but down below that I
had also grown 2" from my 11yr. old 4 ½" to my 12 yr. old 6 ½"
now. And which 2" do you think was more important?

     That weekly log of mine confirmed that. Oh yeah, I was
`charming' and `cute' and yuk, a Justin Bieber lookalike.

    They sang the usual Happy Birthday song and I modestly
blushed at the appropriate time as they placed a pile of presents in
front of me. The usual, shirts, books, new sneakers, and I profusely
thanked them, not realizing my mom hadn't even given me one.
Weird.

     She saw me looking around, then looked surprised, "Oh
goodness Brodie, I almost forgot, Rodney would you be a dear and
fetch it?"

    He went to the other room and came back carrying a new
school backpack like his. I got a bit excited because I liked the
design, so I smiled as he held it out dangling from his fingertips, so I
reached over and lightly grasped it and it suddenly headed for the
floor!

    He's suckered me, making it look like it was light and luckily I
stopped it before it hit the floor and lifted it up and looked at him,
a bit upset but more like confused.

    He started laughing, "Well, cuz, are you gonna see what it is or
just stand there with your jaw hanging down?"

    That broke everyone up and I blushed a bit as I joined them
laughing nervously and unzipped the pouch, pulled out a long wide
and thin box, but still confused, and read the name, "Ace... Acer?"
and looked at Rod questioningly.

    He chuckled, "Acer Aspire, it's a laptop computer, dummy!"

    OMG, a computer! I didn't realize it because I knew nothing,
nada, about them and thought they were all black boxes. And it
was also the last thing in the world I expected.

    I turned to my mother and squeaked, "Mommm..." as my eyes
started  to well up and gave her a hug. In front of everyone no less!

    Hers did too as she patted my head, "You have always wanted
one and you are doing so well, it's about time. You deserve it. I
don't know the first thing about them so I commissioned Rodney to
search it out"

    He piped up, "Yeah cuz, what a blast! It was about a month
ago and man, you don't know how many times I wanted to cheat
and tell you. It's got 32 meg of RAM, 100 gig hard drive...hdmi...
zzzzzzzz..., and your mom had me sign you up for everything and I
loaded it up and it's ready to go, are you?"


    My mom nodded slightly as I looked over at her, a proud grin
stretching across her face and we excused ourselves. I grabbed the
`puter and we were out of there.

    I couldn't figure why Rodney had cleared my desk off earlier
just to put his school bag on it, and now I could see why. He took it
off and put the laptop on it, knowing I was getting it. He pulled on
his crotch after he did, and I wondered if he did it because he had
noticed me checking it out.

    Being a solo kid, and liking mine so much, I wondered, `How
big was it'? Did he get hardies?` `Vas' it too?' And `How often' if he
did? Thinking about it caused a bit of a stirring by mine for sure.
You remember, `Show me yours and...'

    "I've got it all set up, I've printed the instructions so you can
practice, but I'll run through it with you so you can see how to do it,
and show you some fun places too." He grinned and ran his wrist
down what looked like a lump that was stirring. Mine sure was
when I saw him do that.

    It surprised me that it wasn't too difficult. He showed me the
start, the email, some game sites, then said, "Look down the stairs
and see if anyone is coming up, and bring some Kleenex back, K?"

    I got excited, realizing it had to be something naughty, maybe,
so I went out and took a quick look down like a spy, and softly said
back over my shoulder, "Clear!" then scurried back in and as I
started over to my bed for the tissues, I came to an abrupt halt,
and stared at him, speechless.

    He was standing with his shirt off and was starting to pull his
shorts down! Crikey! I continued staring as I slowly moved over and
grabbed the tissues by my bed. He had them down below his knees
as I slowly came back to my chair beside him and continued to
stare. He had a hardy that had popped up too! It looked pretty big
with the red berry on top already out, his baggy looked like his peas
were big too and had hairs on his root. Wow! The first time I'd seen
somebody else's! And hard too!

    He smiled at me as he pressed it down with his thumb and
made it sproing back up like I'd do sometimes. It made mine jerked
too so I automatically dropped my hand and put my wrist against it
in my shorts because it as growing too. He chuckled, "Surprised
how big it is? I like to be naked when I jerk off, and I don't wanna
get any cumm all over them, my mom would have a shit fit," then
sat back down, "you don't mind do you? We're both guys"

    I certainly didn't mind. As a matter of fact, I was glad he did, it
got me excited even though I still didn't have a clue what else he
was talking about. I stared at him as he started working on his
hardy, so I sat down and watched, wishing I could get mine out
because it was growing real fast too.

    He wrapped his fingers around it and started going up and
down on it the way I like to do, but it was in his fist where I use my
thumb and two fingers. Weird, but interesting, and I'll have to try it
that way.

    Jeez, I was really starting to tingle now, really uncomfortable
too, but was too shy to take it out and do it in front of him. So I
started to think about the fun I was going to have when I work out
tonight when I picture him doing it. I just had to satisfy my tingles
by rubbing my wrist on it now.

    Being so busy watching him go at it, I hadn't looked at the
screen till he said, "Fuck, look at all that cunt!"

    All the people were naked! He saw my expression, "It's a
nudist camp, everyone is naked," and he took a pause on his meat,
and chuckled, "could you walk around naked with all those naked
broads?" He took his hand off his hardy and pushed it down with
his thumb so it sprang back up, "and I'd have this waving all day!"

    He looked down at my lap, "Oh, you're not jerking! Right, you
just turned 12" and laughed again, "here you jerk me now and see
what a big hard cock in your hand feels like when it cumms."

    When I hesitated, he assured me, "It's okay, me and my buds
do each other when there's no cunt" and that's what I was waiting
for, so I reached over and wrapped my fist around it, a first for me.
The feel was awesome and my hardy really jerked as I started up
and down on it as he pulled on his big peas. Again he chuckled,
"After a few days of all this naked cunt, you`ll soon be pumping
your first boy goo, believe you me!"

    Jeez, I wasn't looking at all that cunt, whatever it was, I was
just staring at his hardy as I started pumping it. I didn't even know
what cunt was, but when I glanced up I did notice the big variety of
thingies. No hardies though, but I'd sure have one. All difference
lengths, some had the tips already showing and most baggies were
big and hung down. Just about everybody had hairs like Roddy,
except the kids and the women who had just hairs and big tits. K, I
knew that word.

    It startled me and I jerked my head back when he suddenly
gasped, then kinda gagged, "aaagg... aaaggHH" so I stopped. It
must be like I felt, wanting to pee, "no... keep going... uchh...
faster...ucHHH... " so I did, then he croaked, "UUC...CHHHH...
UUUGGGCCH!!" He squeezed his eyes shut, pushed back against
the chair, dropped his head back, and bucked his hips up several
times. Wow! I didn't know if he was in real pain or what!

    Then I noticed a spurt of stuff shoot up about 4 inches out his
pee hole, did he pee himself? It wasn't yellow though, but kinda
cleary white. Several more shorter ones shot up too.

    Suddenly he relaxed, breathing hard and I was worried, "Are
you okay? Did you pee yourself?" then looked down at the stuff
running out his pee slit and down my fingers. I held it up to take a
close look.

    He lazily grinned over at me, "Oh ya, better than okay." then
swiped some of that stuff off his tip was real bright red now, and
licked it off his fingers!

    As I studied the stuff on my fist, he encouraged me, "Go ahead
taste it."

    When I hesitated he grinned, "No it's not pee, it's cumm, and
won't hurt you." and since he had done it, then of course I would
have to. But I was curious anyway.

    He was right, it wasn't too bad. He saw me lick my lips and
look at his dick again, "Not so bad, eh? Hey, why don't we see if
you can squirt too? You're 12 now and I had a friend that we
whacked off at your age. And don't be shy now for me to see it, it'll
grow more"

    Boy was I ever excited, my hardy too, and it was hurting from
being all bent up. Rodney seemed cool, and he was my cuz, and he
let me jerk on his hard dick, so he won't laugh at the size or being
hard too. I hoped.  And besides, I was more excited than ever
before, my mouth dry, my heart pounding; my tingling's the most
it's ever been too!

    I quickly stood up, stripped off my shirt, undid my shorts and
yanked them and my undies down in one fell swoop and stepped
out of them. His eyes bulged and his jaw dropped when it snapped
up, right before his eyes, vibrating because it was now free!

    He reached over and curled his fingers around it, "Holy shit!
Where did you get that thing?" and that felt the best, the first time
someone touched it, and when it was hard too!

    He saw the confusion on my face, "Jeez you're only 12 and
you've got me and my friends beat by inches maybe! Shit let's
crank that thing up and see if we can get it to fire a few rounds for
the first time, K?

    I still wasn't too sure what he meant, but boy, he really liked
doing it, and I really, really liked it so far. When I nodded anxiously
he let go, turned to me, spread his legs and had me move in so my
legs touched his chair. His dick was soft now, hanging down with
some of that cumm stuff oozing out his bare knob.

    "Gotta have a closer look at this beauty!" he said as he
grasped it between his thumb and two fingers and slid the skin
back so my trunk was gone. "Oh, nice and juicy, I like your hoody.
Wish I had mine."

    When I frowned, and asked, "Didn't you get one?" He
chuckled at my innocence, "Yeah, I had one but they nipped it
when I was a baby," and he saw me frown again, "no, I don't know
why, I Googled it and the Egyptians started it, they `circumcised'
their slaves so people would know they were slaves, because  a lot
of people worked naked. A bunch of religions thought that was
great, and started making it a ritual. So I don't know why" and he
chuckled, "I'm not a slave.  Mine is always dry and rubs on my
briefs and I have friends that aren't and they say the inside of their
`trunk' is very sensitive, like `don't let chili peppers touch it!'"

    I wasn't too sure what he meant, but was loving his touch as
he cuddled my pink baggy, "Oh, and I think these are loaded
already," then bent my hardy down, "hmmm... nice and straight,
sticks straight up, not too thick but must be about 5 ½ to 6
inches..." and I interrupted, proudly, "Six and a half last week!"

    "Shit you may grow even more, you're only 12!" He smiled as
he grabbed it, squeezed it, then started jerking on it like I did to his
and boy did it feel better than when I did it. I would have to
remember to squeeze harder and pump it faster. I was tingling so
much, so much more than usual too

    He paused, "You know, I wanna try something the girls like to
do sometimes, and that some of us like to do when they aren't
available too, K?" I still didn't have a clue, but I was having such
new and incredible feelings, I rapidly nodded, wanting more of
what he was doing, whatever it was.

    But he did something I never would have imagined! He leaned
forward and ran his tongue up the shiny tip then quickly leaned
back to watch me! OMG, I just about collapsed as my knees
buckled and I doubled right over, and when I opened my eyes, my
shiny tip mere inches before them.

    When I straightened up, he looked up at me, a bit surprised. I
blushed, a little embarrassed, "Well how was that? You like?" I was
confused, it didn't really hurt, just not expecting it I guess, and
besides it made me even more tingly, so I nodded rapidly.

    "Great. I noticed how far you could bend over. Wanna do it
again?"

    Still confused, I nodded and bent over again as he held my
dick, "Now see if you can do it to yourself?" I didn't want to admit I
had done it once before and it did feel good but didn't do it again
because it maybe too dirty, you know the `wash your hands after'
thing.

    So I licked it, and he chuckled, "Now suck your knob. Your tip."
He's been right so far, so I did and it felt awesome!

    "Wow! That's fantastic! Let's see if I can make that rifle of
yours can fire a shot!"

    He bent it down, but no only sucked the `knob' but slid down
the hardy as he sucked. He looked up at me, with it still his mouth,
and raised his eyebrows, kinda nodding, so I nodded fast again as I
slid my fingers around in his curly hair.

    OMG, and as he sucked it again, he rolled those little balls in
my baggy the way I like I to, and the sucking sure was better!

    Holy frig! I could feel that tingly feeling starting faster and
bigger, and jeez I couldn't hold it any longer but I remembered how
he had acted when he said it was great. My head was back, eyes
closed, then I felt my trembling increase and started breathing
hard, then gasped, "Ohhh... nooo..."

    I was disappointed when he pulled off because it felt so good,
but I dropped my head forward, opened my eyes and glanced
down and saw him really jerking on it like he had made me do on
his own hardy.

    He saw me staring, "I wanna see it squirt if you can."

    It didn't matter, as I was overwhelmed when my whole body
changed from just shivering, to shuddering, wracking my whole
body with fireworks, and my knees went weak again as I pinched
my bum, "Ooo....I gotta... pee... bad... ahhh... yasss... ugh...ohhh...
nooo... aagGGHHH... uuuGGHHH... UUGGAAHHH...... ahhhhhhh!"

    OMG! A burst of that stuff like Roddy had spit up, now spit up
out of mine! About an inch, and another short one about half an
inch, then some dribbles! Wow! What a friggin feeling!

    He was grinning like a `twenty five cent whore' as my uncle
would say, and which I never understood, "Well! Your first! Gotta
taste." and he bent it down for a lick, making me flinch more, then
he pointed it up to me and nodded. So I bent down and helped
myself to that `chalice of cock'. My first `cummunion'...lol

    "Well since you have added to the cumm shower, I'd like to
have a water shower with you, but we don't have time and they'd
wonder why. So let's go into the bathroom and wipe each other off
with a wet washcloth for now. Not enough Kleenex!"

    Crikey! Each other too! Boy this is the funnest I've ever had!

    It felt so good as we did each other and I started learning
some new words as he said my `cock' was almost as long soft as
when it's a `hardon'. My `nuts' are a good size and so on. It felt
good as we played with each other's softies and  especially when
he rolled my `hoody' a few times.

    He pointed out that his got smaller when it was soft, but mine
didn't. When he grabbed it around the root and made it swing
around, he chuckled, "It just gets `floppy'." That's the term he
started using when he did it while introducing me to his friends.

    We want downstairs and when they asked if we had fun, I just
about choked when Roddy answered, "Oh yeah. Lotsa fun, I
showed Brodie some new things and we did them together, his first
time too. He had me beat though. He's acquired quite a taste for it
now!"

    He looked at me and smiled as I struggled to keep a straight
face, "Oh yeah, cuz. Wanna come back with me for a sleepover and
swim? We're camping around Clint's pool tonight?" then he turned
to my mom, "Clint's cuz is gonna be there and he's the same age as
Brodie?"

    I just about fell over while my mom was actually thinking
about it. So Rod added, "Considerate it another birthday party. And
it'll be another birthday present too!" and he winked at me and my
cock blipped already as I rewound the scene of his `cock'
`cumming'.

    Then I almost flipped out when my mom agreed! Of course
she then went through all the usual instructions that you give an
only and overprotected child, "Be good, make sure...yada...yada..."

    I gave her a big hug and when we split, a big grin and wave.
My head was spinning, wondering if we were going to `whack off'
and taste the `cumm' spurting out each other's `knobs'. Let the
games begin...



      Guess what? His birthday present was the best! Yep, it would
keep on giving, or should I say, keep on cumming...

    You like? I'll be back with more I hope...


Dickydoo2@gmx.com
DD