Date: Thu, 1 Jan 2015 22:58:43 +0000 (UTC)
From: fiveholepunch@comcast.net
Subject: Tales of a Teenage Butthole

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Tales of a Teenage Butthole   The Early Years


"Hi.  I'm Timmy's butthole.  I'm twelve years old.

A lot of people think buttholes are dirty.  Well, sometimes that's true,
but buttholes aren't always dirty, we can be fun, too.

When I was little, Timmy left me dirty sometimes, but that's because he was
in a hurry after using the toilet.  Boys are like that.

Timmy's babysitter used to take extra care to clean me and Timmy at bath
time when we turned seven.  That was fun.  Timmy paid special attention to
me after that.

Often, Timmy would use his finger to play with me at bed and bath time.
Timmy also played with his dick, but I was his favorite.  Well, until Timmy
turned eleven.

One time, Timmy's friend Mickey watched me poop in the woods down by the
tracks.  That was fun, but Timmy wiped with some leaves so I was irritated
and sore for a while.  Pooping outside is fun, but after is messy and
uncomfortable.

Timmy and I like riding our bike together.  I get hot and sweaty in the
summer.  It's fun when Timmy pedals really fast.

Timmy's friend Bobby used to enjoy fingering me, too, when I was eight.
Sometimes Timmy and Bobby would go to Mr. Hansen's vacant lot after school
and on Saturdays to do stuff together.  Unfortunately, Mrs. Nosinski saw
Timmy and Bobby there and told our parents so we couldn't go to the lot any
more.

Timmy and Bobby and me used to go to the woods down by the tracks up until
we were ten. But, Bobby's older brother, Greg, and his friend Davy, made
Timmy, Bobby, and me do bad things.  Bobby's older brother and Davy made
Timmy and Bobby suck their dicks and then Greg took his boner and shoved it
into me.  It hurt.  Timmy and me couldn't go down to the tracks after that
and Timmy couldn't play with Bobby anymore.

I think Timmy liked what happened down by the tracks, though.  Sometimes
Timmy would take his hairbrush from the bathroom, put some Vaseline on the
handle and push it in me.  It hurt at first because it was hard, but then
Timmy would slide it back and forth which still hurt, but kinda felt good.
Then Timmy played with his dick at the same time and that made me feel even
better.

Well, now that I'm twelve, Timmy and me are best buddies again.  Not that
Timmy doesn't like his dick, he does, but something happened over the last
few months.  Timmy and me got a new babysitter - Joey.

Joey is nice to Timmy and plays with him and me.  He fingers me and Timmy's
dick.  He gave me my first kiss which made me all gooey inside.  Joey puts
his boner in me and I love it.  It hurt a little at first, but now it
barely hurts at all.  Even though his boner is thicker than Timmy's
hairbrush, it is softer and warmer and doesn't hurt like the plastic
handle.  Joey goes slow and then he goes fast.  When he goes fast it is
like the best bike ride ever.

Well, that's my tale so far."



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