Date: Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:16:18 -0700
From: dude sweet <dudesweet (at) hotmail (dot) com>
Subject: Thank you Seinfeld (young friends)

The guys were acting majorly stupid at lunch, punching, shoving and
laughing way more than usual.

"Hey Erik, you watch Seinfeld last night?" Bobby asks.

"No." I don't really think it's funny.

"Are you the Master of your Domain?" asks Bill and everyone busts up big
time.

They are waiting for an answer. "I guess." They bust up even more.

"Come on guys, what's going on?"

After a little more teasing, Bobby finally explains that the characters on
Seinfeld all had a contest to see who could go the longest without jacking
off, only they didn't call it jacking off, they called it Mastering Your
Domain.

Donny says, "We should do it. Have a contest. See who can go the longest."

"Yeah, totally. Everyone puts in $20 and winner gets it all." Bobby has
money but always wants to bet on everything. Before I know it not only have
they all agreed, but I said I was in as well!

This was the most talking we had ever done about jacking off. We had joked
and teased each other before, but now, basically everybody was admitting
they were doing it!

My dick was so hard I thought it would bust out of my pants.

"Ok, no cheating, right? Everybody promise." We all promised.

"Bring the money tomorrow. Winner gets $100." Yeah I would sure like to
win!

When I went home, I rummaged around my room looking for every quarter,
nickel and dime I had. I only ended up with $6.45. Pretty damn pitiful.

"Mom, I need $15."

"What for Erik?" Oh, shit. Uh, well, hmmmm.

"It's something for school." Not exactly a total lie. She gives me the
money!

I am hard, all evening, all night and the next morning. I am hard in
homeroom, in English and Social Studies. I am hard when I give my $20 to
Bobby at lunch.

Bill says semi quietly at lunch, "I've had a boner since yesterday."

I add, "Mine is about to burst out of my pants!" They all laugh and
agree. I am hard in Art, in Science and Math. I am hard walking home. And
the worst time of all is after school before my mom comes home when I
usually jack off. Bill texts me, "You still hard?"

"Damn straight," I text back.

"I'm so fuckin horny," he texts back.

"LOL," I reply. This did not make my boner any less hard. Thinking about
Bill and most especially about Bills boner, which I had never seen, but
really, really wanted to. In fact, I hadn't seen anyone's boner and only
saw the tip of Bobby's dick once when we were peeing and he stood 3 feet
away from the urinal showing off to everyone about how far he could
pee. But that was last year in 6th grade. He didn't have much then, but I
wondered what he had now.

As I change out of my school clothes, my boxers are soooo tented. I get
another text.  This one from Bobby. "How's it hangin?"

"Up," I text back.

"So do it now!" He sends me. I so want to.

"No way. You do it."

"Hehehe."

I squeeze my boner. It only makes me hornier.

My phones chimes, I answer. It's Bobby.

He's talking quietly. His mom is home. "So how big is it?" he whispers.

"Shit," I laugh. I don't have to be quiet. "I'm so fucking horny and it's
only been a day and a half."

"Yeah. So you going to do it?"

"No way." But I wasn't sure.

"So how big is yours?" he asks.

"How big is yours?" I ask him back.

"Almost 6 when it's hard."

"And now, is it hard?"

"Fucking A man. So how big is yours?"

"Almost 6." Yeah, if 5.75 is almost 6.

"You alone?"

"Yeah, until 4:30."

"So better do it now so you don't go crazy." He starts to make quiet
grunting noises like he's really jacking off.

"Ha ha," I say sarcastically.

"Maybe I should send Noreen over. Maybe she would take care of it for
you. `Oh Erik, you're boner is almost 6 inches and sooo big. Can I taste
it?'" he says in a girle voice. Noreen is the class hottie. Well according
to the guys. I'm way more interested in Bobby and his boner right now.

"Sure, taste it all you want," I say loving to hear Bobby talk dirty.

"MMMM, it tastes so good. I'll start licking you," as he goes on, without
thinking about it, I pull down my boxers and squeeze my boner.

Bobby, still in his Noreen voice says, "Then I'll lick your balls too. Hmm
they are so tasty." I don't want to, but I'm not in control and as Bobby
describes the imaginary blow job from Noreen, I imagine a blow job from
him. It doesn't take long and I unload.

He stops talking. He can tell. He silently laughs. "You did it didn't you?"

"Yeah," I admit. It was my first cyber experience and it was with Bobby!

"It's cool dude. But your out."

"I know."

"See you tomorrow."

Well apparently he had talked or cybered Bill into doing it to so we were
both out. So now it's down to Bobby, Jason and Dave. Between Science and
Math Bobby says he wants to talk to Bill and me right after school.

"So I want you guys to go over to Jason's house. Get him to jack off."

"And how are we going to do that?" Bill asks.

Bobby pulls a bag out of his backpack. In it is a Hustler magazine from
last year.

"Take this over to his house. Pass it around, look at the pictures, get him
horny. Then pull yours out and start pounding. Seeing you both do it, he
will have to give in."

What? He wants us to jack off in front of Jason?!!!

"I don't know," says Bill. WTF I think, too hard and horny to even talk.

"If I win, I'll give you both back your $20 if you do it. IF you get him to
do it."

Bill looks at me. I still can't talk. I'm still in heaven with shock just
thinking about it.

"Ok. If you'll do it too?" Bill says to me.

Oh. My. God. I'm going to jack off in front of Bill and Jason. And get to
see Bill jack off. And maybe get to see Jason jack off. I manage a nod.

As Bill and I are walking to Jason's house I ask, "Are we really going to
do it? Let him see our boners? And jack off in front of him?"

"Sure. Why not? You never jacked off before?"

"I've jacked off before. Just not in front of anyone else."

"You ever compared sizes. Or measured boners?"

I shake my head. "I've never even seen another boner," I whisper.

He laughs, punches me in the arm. "It's fun. Just follow my lead. And Don't
Chicken Out!"

"Ok, I promise." Jesus! I think I am shaking.

We ring Jason's doorbell. His mom lets us in and we go back to Jason's
room.

"Hey. What are you guys doing here?" he asks. Bill shuts his room door,
opens his backpack and pulls out the magazine.

"Fuck you guys. What are you doing?" Bill doesn't say anything, just opens
the magazine and shows the naked picture to Jason. He flips a few more
naked pictures. He sits down on the floor his back up against Jason's
bed. I sit next to him. "Come on, let's look at the pictures," he
says. Jason refuses to sit down. Bill keeps holding up the magazine every
time he turns a page.

"I know what you guys are doing and it won't work. I'm not jacking off."

Bill hands me the magazine. Opens his belt and unzips, sliding his jeans
and boxers down to his knees. His boner is beautiful! He hardly has any
hair, just a few. I have way more. His boner is smaller than mine but soooo
wonderful looking. He grabs the magazine back and gives me a look. I
swallow, and slowly undo my pants. I'm afraid I will sperm even without
touching it as soon as it bounces free.

Bill alternates between jacking off and showing the pictures to Jason. I
try not to do it so fast, but shoot my load in about 20 seconds. I shoot
all the way up to my nipples, I was so horny. Bill hands me the magazine
and starts to pound the hell out of his dick. In about a minute, he sperms
all over his stomach and hand. I love it!

Jason grabs a tissue box off of his bedside table and throws it down to
us. "Ok, your done. Get out of here." It's pretty funny. I can tell he has
a boner.  Bobby calls me and I tell him we succeeded. Now if Dave losses
and Bobby wins, I will get my $20 back. Actually I will make a profit
because most of the money came from my mom.

It's so much fun at school with all the guys talking about jacking off and
boners. Bobby once again challenges Bill and I to get Dave to jack
off. Bill can't do it and I'm pretty sure I will chicken out or mess up or
something. Anyway, Bill ends up inviting Dave and me over to spend the
night at his house. He tells me that he will give me another $20 + the
original $20 if I help get Dave to jack off. Wow! 40$!!!

We have to wait to do anything crazy until Bobby's parents go to bed. We
then play PS3 for another 45 minutes just to make sure.

Bobby gets out a Hustler and a Penthouse. Dave refuses to look. In fact, he
lays down on the bed, still fully clothed and pulls a pillow over his head.

"Help me strip him," Bobby whispers to me. Strip him?!!!!!

Bobby pounces on Dave, sits on his stomach with Dave's arms pinned under
Bobby's legs. "Grab his pants," he tells me.

Dave is wiggling around and the pillow falls off his face. "What the fuck
are you doing?"

Bobby manages to pull Dave's shorts down. Dave has a boner tenting up his
boxers!

"Pull them off," he instructs me again. I pull them down to his ankles. His
legs are thrashing too much for me to get them the rest of the way
off. "Get his boxers," he tells me as he repositions himself to better grab
Dave. I grab his boxers and pull them down to his ankles and quickly whip
both them and the shorts off. Dave is naked! Except for his socks. His
boner is huge! Looks to be over 6 inches.

Dave gets an arm lose and Bobby has to grab it with both of his hands,
still sitting on his other arm. "Jack him. Jack him."

Jack him off????? He wants me to jack off Dave? He wants to pay me $40 to
jack off Dave? I would pay $40 to jack him off. If I had $40. Which I never
do.

I reach for his dick. I sit on his legs and wrap my hand around his
dick. He beautiful, soft skinned, hard boned dick. I start to stroke it.

"You fags." Shit! He knows!

"Hehe, keep jacking," Bobby says.

Dave stops struggling. "If you guys jack me it doesn't count. It doesn't
count unless I do it." I really don't care. My dick is leaking pre sperm
all over my boxers.

Bobby thinks for a second and turns to me. "Don't jack him all the
way. Just stop right before he comes. Make him so horny he will want to
finish." Uh, well I don't know about Dave, but I'm about to come in my
boxers without even touching myself.

I jack. Dave relaxes and enjoys it. Bobby continues to giggle and keeps
looking at Dave's face, then and his dick being jacked by me.

"Ok stop," he finally tells me, while letting one of Dave's hands free.

"You fuckers," Dave says as he starts to pound his own dick. Before Bobby
can get off, Dave shoots sperm all over the back of Bobby's shirt and
shorts. I think I sperm too in my boxers.

"Doesn't count," Dave says, recovering from his orgasm.

"Yes it does. You jacked off. You finished it. It counts. You jazzed all
over me asshole."

"You're the asshole, asshole." Bobby pulls off his own shirt and shorts. He
has a boner. Dave grabs Bobby's shirt and cleans up the rest of his
sperm. By now Bobby is laying down naked and pounding his own dick.

"You. Going. To. O. It?" he asks me between pounds. What to say? That I
already spermed?

Dave grabs me, pushes me on the floor, pulls down my shorts and boxers,
sits on me and starts to jack off my already spermy dick. Needless to say,
I just lay there. Once he sees me not struggle, He gets off me, repositions
his hand and continues. It doesn't take long and I sperm for the second
time.

As soon as I start coming his moves away so I grab myself and finish
it. Dave passes me Bobby sperm t-shirt and as I stand up to clean off, I
see Bobby squirt over his head, onto the wall! 2 shots. The third, fourth
and fifth shots land in his face. A few more land all over his chest and
stomach. He is covered!

Dave grabs the spermy t-shirt from me and pushes it in Bobbys face, getting
both of our sperms all over Bobby's already spermy face. I wish it was me.

Bobby grabs the t-shirt and wipes off his own body.

"It doesn't count. It's not fair. You cheated me."

"Fine, I'll give you your $20 back. But I still win ok?"

"Fine."

Hmmmm, so Bobby wins but ends up paying Bill $20, me $40 and Dave his $20
back. He only ends up with his own $20.

We all jack off twice more that night.

I love Seinfeld!