Date: Mon, 4 Jan 2016 05:44:20 +0000 (UTC) From: david.lemmaire@tutanota.com Subject: Little Big Will Pills LITTLE BIG WILL PILLS (b/b, oral, anal) by Lemmaire Hi everybody! Wow! Talk about a long time between sequels! Sorry, Jimmy got grounded for saying the "S" word in front of his mom, and I got a rash on my balls from doing it to his little brother Scott behind a bush that turned out to have poison ivy in it, so needless to say, we've been out of action for a while. But yo-ho, here we are, ready for weenis and butt games again. Woo Hoo! Everybody get your wieners out! So anyway, in case you forgot us, my name's Tyler and my best friend's Jimmy and we're both 11, and we do dick and butt stuff, and Jimmy's little brother is Scott, and he's only 9, but we hump him up the butt too and he likes it a LOT! There! Now you're all caught up! So anyway, the next day after I humped Scott up the butt in my treehouse, but before I humped him in the patch of poison ivy the next month, he came back and hollered up at me from the bottom of my treehouse. "Tyler! You up there?" "NO!" I yelled, because I was three-fourths done with a really good jack-off, and I only needed ten more pumps to cum on the picture I was using for my pretend chick. "Stop rubbing your thing!" he yelled. "I can hear you doing it from way down here!" Really? I thought, stopping right away. Was I doing it that loud? I have to use way less spit, I think. "Fine! Come up!" I yelled at him. Maybe he'd let me hump him up the butt again. He wasn't a big fan of sucking dicks, but he sure was good about taking one for the team. And by "one" I mean my penis. And by "team" I mean his butt. He climbed up the ladder and popped through my trapdoor and he was still wearing the same exact Pokémon shirt and the same blue shorts he had on yesterday, only now they were a little grimier. In fact, crap, it looked like he'd been wearing the same shirt and shorts for 16 years, if you want to be honest. But you know. He's 9. That's how they dress. "Pee-yoo," I told him. "Don't you ever change your clothes?" "What?" he looked offended. "These are fine." "Fine? I asked him, pointing to a stain. "What's that? Spaghetti sauce." "Nah," he said. "Just a nose bleed." I shrugged and held my picture out to him. Penthouse boob shot. One of my classics. "Ginormous tits," I told him. "Wanna suck my thing and let me juice in your mouth while we look at her?" "Nah," he said. "I got homework." "I can go fast," I told him with quiet confidence. "Please? Just a quick one up your butt before my boner goes down?" I was only kidding him about that part. I'm 11. My boner never goes down. "Nah," he said. "Listen, remember I told you about Steve Willy, that kid in my class?" "The one who steals the cigarettes with you?" I asked him, remembering his name from yesterday. "Yeah," he said. "The one with the really little thing." "Ha!" I snorted. "Steve Willy with the willy widdle weenis!" "Grow up, dink-nuts," he grumbled. "Sorry. But that was a good one. What seems to be the problem, little shaver. But make it quick. Your brother's due up here in five minutes and we're gonna lick our buttholes and play cowboys." He rolled his eyes. "You guys always play cowboys." "Hey," I shrugged. "It's a classic. The classics never go out of style." "Is that what the rope is for?" "Yep," I said, nodding toward the coil of rope in the corner of the treehouse I stole from out of our garage. "We're doing lassos today. I'm gonna pretend I'm in the rodeo and I'm roping a steer. Only your brother's gonna be the steer. A sexy lady one." "Whatever," he said. "But back to Steve Willy..." "Yes, yes," I waved impatiently. "Steve Willy with the willy widdle weenis." "Yeah. Well, I told him you and me and Jimmy can help him make it grow bigger." "Well, that much is true, but I've got a full schedule." I looked at the rope. "This is serious," Scott said. "He needs some confidence before he'll hump my butt!" "Tell him just rub it. It grows bigger right away!" Mine did, anyway. "No," he said, shaking his head. "I told him you'd give him big will pills to make it grow bigger." "Will pills?" I said. "What's a will pill?" Now he lost me. Plus, I could see Jimmy coming up the street, home from soccer practice, and I wanted Scott to clear out. Clear out or take your pants down, that's the rule in my treehouse, baby. "He calls his thing his will," Scott told me. "You mean his willy," I corrected. "No, his WILL," he repeated. "Willy's his name." "So, wait. Let me get this straight. The kid's name is Steve Willy, but he calls his weenis his will." "Exactly," Scott said. "So he doesn't get it mixed up with his name." I shrugged. "Whatever." 9-year-olds have told me worse. "Anyway, I told him you guys were excellent penis doctors and you could make his will grow bigger so he could finally hump me in the butt with it." "Well," I said. "That's very flattering, but this seems like something you ladies should work out on your own." "Aw, come on," Scott whined. "You owe me one. I let you butt hump me whenever you want. He's my friend, I want him to butt hump me too. But he needs help staying inside me. He gets three or four pumps and it all goes downhill." I shrugged. "Those are the breaks." "Plus he already read that story where we all played aliens and you guys probed my butt. Remember that? I told him I peed for 96 seconds after you did that to me. You really are an excellent weenis and butt doctor." "You're welcome." "Anyway," he told me, "I made up this little big will pill idea and I said if he came over here after school tomorrow, you guys would give him some little big will pills that'll make his will grow bigger." "Where do we get will pills?" I scratched my head. "Here," he said. "I stole my mom's Kit Kats out of her purse." He reached in his shorts pocket and with a rattle-shake for victory, produced a little plastic container of breath mints. "Those are Tic-Tacs, dingle nuts," I told him. "Not Kit-Kats." "Whatever," he said. "Anyway steal that medicine bottle your mom keeps her crazy pills in, and fill it up with Kit-Kats, and when Steve Willy gets here tomorrow, just tell him they're little big will pills, and I bet you can do all sorts of things to his will and his butt. And when you're done, he can hump me in mine. Everybody comes out a winner." Well, he certainly had me there. "Hey, you guys up there?" Jimmy yelled up from the bottom of the treehouse. "Yep!" I yelled down. "Come on up. Scott was just leaving. I hope you got your rump warmed up," I told him, grabbing the rope from the corner. "I'm going steer riding." "Mooooo!" he hollered up, and even Scott giggled. "All right," I told Scott. "If Steve Willy wants a bigger will tomorrow, we'll give him some little big will pills and pump him up the pucker hole and send him on his way to hump the holy hole out of you." "Good," Scott said, nodding. "Now get out of my treehouse so I can rope your brother and squirt up his butt." Scott said thanks and hopped down the ladder while his brother climbed up. "What was that all about?" Jimmy said, puzzled, looking at the Tic-Tacs. "Aw, nothing," I told him as we both took our shirts and pants off. "Friend of your brother's. We need to grow his dick bigger tomorrow." Jimmy shrugged. "Oh, right. That little weird kid who calls it his will? Steve what's-it?" "Willy," I said, staring at him, duh. "Like you can really forget that name." "Yeah," he said. "Willy. Whatever. My brother's been trying to get humped by him for ages. I didn't know what "ages" meant in the life of two third-graders, but oh well, boys will be boys. "Yep," I said. "That's the one. We gotta make his dick bigger for Scott." "Cute kid," he said, getting down on his hands and knees and spreading his butt cheeks for me. "Cute kid, but odd. Okay, we'll make his dick bigger. Now lasso your bull, big daddy." I tied the rope around his waist and got ready to yank him back onto my cock. "Little big will pills," I told him, shaking the Tic-Tacs. "He thinks they'll make his will grow bigger." "Fine with me," Jimmy shrugged as he let out a moo and got ready to be branded. "Where there's a will, there's a way. Now ride `em, cowboy!" # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # Steve Willy was indeed a cute but odd one. Button nose, brown eyes, almost a bowl cut, but super cute and nice-looking butt in tight shorts the same color as Scott's grungy ones, the pair he hasn't taken off since I swear to God, the year 2000. Steve had come up in the treehouse with the three of us, and Scott was chattering happily about the will-treatment appointment and how good it would work on him, but now that Steve was up there and the trapdoor was closed, he was shuffling his feet and looking sort of nervous. "Scooter says you can fix my will," he grumbled, kicking at a floorboard. "Scooter's what he calls me," Scott piped up. "Right," I told Scott with a wave of my hand. "Got that part," I said, annoyed. If Scott was gonna chatter all day, we were never gonna get this kid's pants down. "Let's take a peek at what we're working with, Stever," Jimmy suggested. "Drop those drawers and let the doctors take a look." Sighing and a little embarrassed, Steve pulled his pants down and stepped out of them. "The Underoos too, Scooby Doo," I suggested helpfully, because they were indeed in need of prompt removal. "Can't see the pony when the barn door's closed." "My glasses," Jimmy crowed in his best nasally Velma. "I lost my glasses!" Nervously, blushing, Steve pulled down his Scoobie undies and exposed his little cocklet to the medical review board. "Whew," Jimmy whistled. "That's a little one all right. You got to us just in time, Steve." "Yep," I said. "We're going to have to operate for sure. This one's gonna be touch-and-go." "Operate?" Steve gulped nervously, then he looked over at Scott with wide eyes. "You didn't say anything about getting an operation!" "Relax," Scott told him. "It's a good one, trust me." I called over to Jimmy, "Nurse, hand me my bottle of little big will pills!" "Yes, doctor," he said, immediately handing me the Tic-Tacs we'd put inside my mom's empty crazy pill bottle from the upstairs medicine cabinet. I shook out two of the Tic-Tacs in my hand. "Can you swallow pills?" I asked him. "Maybe," he said. "Once I swallowed a Tylenol and throwed-up on my dad's shoes." "Well," I shrugged. "Let's try it again." I handed him the two Tic-Tacs, said, "Nurse! Ten cc's of water," and Jimmy handed me Scott's Dasani water bottle that looked like it had something cloudy in it, cracker crumbs maybe, floating near the bottom. But Steve was a trooper and he swallowed the two will pills and then stood there expectantly, waiting for his wiener to grow longer. "Same size still," he grumbled, annoyed at us all. "No different at all. And your pills taste like Tic Tacs." "Well, that's where the procedure comes in," I said with authority. "Nurse, prep the patient for the procedure." "Yes, doctor," Jimmy said. "Procedure in his will or procedure in his butt?" I looked up close at Steve's little will and pretended I was sizing it up. "Both, I think," I said after pausing for suspense. Steve looked nervous and Jimmy looked horny. "The first part of this procedure is, we all have line up and give your will a good suck taste," I told him. "To give it a good stretching. Some suction and some flavor enhancers." I had no idea what "flavor enhancers" meant, but I heard it on Food-TV and it sounded official. "Scott," I said. "You're up first." Scott got down between his friend's little legs so fast I thought he was going to scrape his knees on the treehouse floor. "Oooh," Steve said. "Scooter! That tickles." Scott sucked him good, but he didn't get a boner until Jimmy said "My turn!" "Have at him, nurse," I cheered my friend. "See if you can plump an extra inch out of him." Steve's penis, which hadn't budged at all while Scott sucked him, came to life when Jimmy took a turn. But truth be told, Jimmy was better at it and also rubbed Scott's butthole a little with a fingertip. "Tastes good to me, doctor," Jimmy reported, coming back up for air. "A little salty maybe, but a few more procedures should clear that right up." "Good," I said. "Now stand back and let an expert take a lick." I went down on that little boy's wiener like a dog eating table scraps. "Wow," Scott said, impressed. "That's like Bowser when we feed him a hot dog." I bobbed up and down on Steve's tasty little prick for a minute or two, got him good and hard, then decided to move on to phase two of the treatment. "Now, this next part of the procedure," I told him with my best official doctor voice, "might sting just a little, but it's entirely necessary." He looked up, wide-eyed. "I'm afraid we're all going to need to give you some very deep shots up your butt with our wills." "Hey!" he gulped. "That's a butt hump! My brother does those in me!" "Oooh!" Jimmy said in glee. He was pre-warmed-up. "Excellent," I told him. "Good man, your brother! Then you're well-informed on how the procedure is done. I'll go first and then the rest of the medical team will step in for seconds, run some x-rays and stitch you up." "Okay," Steve shrugged, "you can go ahead and hump my butt, but I don't see how this is gonna make my will grow." "Our surgical instruments have been expertly prepared," I told him. "We've been taking little big will pills for decades," I lied. This was a stretch because we were only 11, and Scott's mom just switched to Tic-Tacs from Certs two months ago. But eager to hump him, I lined up behind him and got my thing wet with spit and spreading his hole apart with my thumb and my forefinger, I stuck my wiener in him in one good push. "Ow," he yelled. "I told you. Shots hurt." He wiggled his butt a little and got used to the size. Oh man, he had a good butthole for fucking. I think I only pumped into him about 25 times when I already got my feeling, BAM! right up his butt! And I squirted my juice right upside his butthole! "Hail Mary!" I hollered. "That's gonna need the Last Rites" I pulled out and wiped my cock spit on his cheeks. "Nurse! Take over, stat!" I hollered, steading myself on the wall of the treehouse. "If you don't continue the deep injections we may lose this patient on the table!" "He's not on a table," Scott said. "He's standing on the floor." "Medical term," I told him. "Pipe down, intern!" Scott piped down. Jimmy came up behind Steve, grabbed his hips, globbed a big wad of spit on his cock, and shoved it inside him in one big push like I did. Steve didn't say "ow" that time. Just sort of wiggled his butt back and grinned. "This is the first time I got two shots in my butt in a row," he giggled. "Usually I just get the nasal mist." Jimmy pumped into him 30 or 40 times, then BAM! got his shivers right up Steve's tight little rump. "Man, he's good in there," Jimmy said to me. "Nice and hot. Like Scott's butt when he had a fever that night." "Jerk," Scott mumbled. "I was delerious." "But ohhh so warm inside," Jimmy giggled. "Intern!" I hollered at Scott. "Get up in there, give him an injection." "I can't make juice yet," Scott complained. "You know that." "You sure?" I offered. "Stick it in him for a few seconds and pee a squirt or something?" "Nah," Scott said. "I'm good." "Okay, then nurse, let's inspect the patient." Jimmy pulled Steve's butt cheeks apart and we all got down and looked at his hole. It was redder than before but still pretty tight. With a little drop of juice in the circle. Mine or Jimmy's. We don't make much but when we both hump a butthole right in a row, sometimes you can see a drop of juice drip back out. "Fine job, nurse," I said to Jimmy. "Now turn him around and let's see if his will responded to the treatment." Steve turned around and sure enough, his boner was poking straight out in front of him. "Excellent growth-rate," I told him. Steve looked down at his penis and looked suspicious. "I don't know," he said. "I think it's just a regular stiffy. I get these kind five a day. I don't think it really got any longer." "That's why we prescribe a two-week course of treatment in cases like these," I told him. "I gotta let you hump my butt two weeks in a row?" he said with his jaw dropping open. "And double treatments on Saturdays," I told him. "Sundays we're closed for church." "Whatever," he said, pulling on his undies and pants and shrugging his shoulders at Scott before the two of them opened up the trapdoor and climbed back down the ladder. "That was weird," I heard him say to Scott. "I mean, it was a good double butt hump, but I don't think my will got any longer." "Patience," I heard Scott say. "They know what they're doing." Both boys giggled. "Come back to my house," Steve told Scott. "My will's still hard. It needs a will suck." The two boys ran off, for a suck and some secrets. "Oh to be nine again," Jimmy sighed at me as we watched them scamper away. "No kidding," I told him. "That kid has an ass tighter than a Venus fly trap's vagina." "You fucking plants now?" Jimmy asked me. "Little Bitty Leaf Blowers," I giggled. "Coming soon to Nifty." Jimmy and I took our shirts and pants off and got ready to hump butts. "You want me on top of you or underneath you?" he asked me, fingering his own butthole and getting it ready for me to mount him. "On top of my lap," I told him, spitting on my wiener again. "Sit on my weiner and grind it, Miss Sara. Grind it with your butt, baby." "Why, you dirty boy," he said in his sexy Miss Sara voice from when we play cowboys. "I'm just an innocent school marm." "Write on the chalkboard with this big piece of chalk, sister." He looked at my boner and giggled. "Wanna kiss with tongues a little this time?" he asked me sweetly. "Fine," I said. "But we better eat Tic-Tacs first. It was taco day at school today." We picked up the bottle and each had four little big will pills before we frenched and butt-humped. Steve's treatments went well the next two weeks. I don't think his little will ever got much bigger, but two weeks of procedures in the treehouse left him confident enough to stick it up Scott's butt, which was the whole point in the first place, and as he grunted and pumped and managed to keep it inside of Scott without it slipping out, while Jimmy and I cheered him on, you could chalk one up for modern medicine and a supportive outpatient care team. Until next time, jacker-offers! See ya later! Sorry to keep you in the waiting room so long for your appointment this time. Maybe for your patience you can come over here and bend me and Jimmy over and spread our butt cheeks open and take our anal temperatures! We also like to drink a bigger guy's medicine straight from his injector. But that's a story for a different day and my poison ivy itches, so I gotta go. Save some room in your hearts and some wiggle in your wills for you good old friends, Tyler and Jimmy. We had to resurface sooner or later! # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # TO BE CONTINUED