Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 03:08:10 -0400 (EDT)
From: David Lemmaire <lemmaire@email.com>
Subject: "Little Green Men" (b/b/b, inc, oral, anal)

LITTLE GREEN MEN (b/b/b, inc, oral, anal)
by Lemmaire

Hi.  Remember me?  I'm Tyler and my best friend is Jimmy.  I wrote you
about that one time we played cowboys out in the woods by my house and me
and Jimmy sucked each others' things and he pretended he was Miss Sara the
school marm and stuff.  God, he was pissed I wrote that to you guys.

"AHHH!" he yelled at me, when I showed it to him online in his bedroom one
day.  He was bouncing up and down in his desk chair and his face was
getting all red and embarrassed looking.  It was hilarious watching him
squirm as he scrolled the cursor down the words.  "I can't believe you
told the whole world about that, you fucker!"

"Ack, it's not the whole world," I told him.  "It's just a bunch of old
guys whacking off."

He tried to act like he was really mad at me, but then he lost it and he
started cracking up and so did I.

"You are SO dead for this, Tyler."

He jumped out of the chair and tackled me.  We would have wrestled on the
floor and stuff -- I like that a lot, because it makes my thing get hard
sometimes -- and his does too.  It's cool.  Plus, we're 11 now, so when
they get hard, trust me, they get HARD.

But shit, as soon as he jumped me, I accidentally knocked a half-glass of
Kool-Aid off his desk, and we had to stop and wipe it up.  No major
damage.  Brown carpet in his bedroom.  His mom thinks ahead.

So, after we wiped up the mess with a wet towel and threw it in the
bathtub to dry, he asked me if I wanted to play cowboys again.

"Nah,"  I said.  "It's too wet outside."

It was raining.  Cowboys is a good time-passer, but it sort of loses it's
appeal when you're sitting under a tree with your ass in the mud.

"Let's play indoor cowboys," he shrugged.

Personally, I think he just wanted to suck my thing again, but I wasn't
gonna let him have it that easy.  A person has his dignity.

"Indoor Cowboys??" I groaned.  "That doesn't even EXIST, butthead. 
Cowboys need Wild West towns.  Dusty Main Streets.  Showdowns. 
Tumbleweeds."

It was true.

"Well, let's play something else then."

He looked up hopefully, with a funny grin on his face.  I knew exactly
what he was thinking.

"Play with my dick, you mean," I laughed.

"What's wrong with that?" he fake pouted.

God, I like how his blue eyes shine when he makes that
pretend-like-he's-hurt face.

"You let me play with it out in the woods.  Why can't I play with it in
here?"

"Because Scott's here," I said in a low voice, nodding toward the hallway
door.

Scott was his little brother.  He's nine.  You guys do what you wanna do,
but I'm a little nervous about whipping my pecker out when there's a kid
in the house.

"He won't care," Jimmy said, winking at me.  "He knows how the game
works."

"What???" I laughed.  "You and SCOTT?"

He just smiled and shrugged and opened his door out into the hall.

"Oh, Scottttttt!" he yelled in his funny sing-song Miss Sara voice.  "Come
out, come out wherever you are!  Your big, handsome boys want to play with
you!"

Scott mumbled from behind his door down the hall.  "Go away, I'm playing
Crash."

That kid lives on Crash Bandicoot.  He needs to get out more.

I followed Jimmy as he tiptoed down the hall -- sneaky style, which was
hilarious, since nobody was home and nobody could see him do it except me.
He cracks me up with that one all the time.

He got to Scott's room and threw open the door with a "GRRRRAHHHHH!"
trying to scare him.

It didn't work.  Scott was sitting cross-legged on the floor in a t-shirt
and undies, in front of his TV, playing his game.  His eyes didn't even
move from the screen.

"Go away," he mumbled.  "I'm on the bonus level."

Sure enough, he was dodging tigers and firebolts.  I can never make it to
that one.

"Attention, Earthling!" Jimmy said in a mechanical robot voice.  "Put down
your weapon and look at me."

Scott continued to play his game, his eyebrows scrunched, his little hands
still clutching the controller.

Jimmy walked over with stilted legs, and pulled the plug on the TV.

"Heyyyyy!" Scott yelled.  "Ass face!"

"We are from the planet Uranus," Jimmy said.  "We have come to assimilate
you."

"Siminate somebody else," Scott said, crawling over to reach for the TV
cord.  "I'm busy."

But before he could reach it, Jimmy pounced on him and wrestled him to the
ground, rolling him over and tickling his ribs, making weird alien noises
like "Blaaap, blaaap, blaaap."

Scott giggled and squirmed.

"Stop!" he laughed.  "I can't breathe!"

Jimmy pinned him down and looked him in the eye.

"You will do exactly as we command you," he said in his robot voice.  "We
have come from Uranus to learn about human body parts.  We must examine
you, Earthling.  There is no point in resisting our awesome power."

Scott reached under Jimmy's legs and pinched him in the nuts.

"OWWW!" Jimmy yelled.

"Ha ha!" Scott laughed.  "I pinched you in the awesome power packs!"

Jimmy grinned and picked his little brother up in his arms and carried him
to the bed.  He threw him down with a bouncing thud and Scott giggled some
more.

Jimmy turned to me and said, "You will assist me in examining this
Earthling."

"Yes, Great Leader," I said, echoing his mechanical voice and walking over
to the bed in jerky steps.

"First, we will remove his protective garments."

Scott squirmed and giggled as we lifted his t-shirt over his head,
exposing his cute little dime-sized nipples and the smooth, cream-colored
skin of his chest.

"Now we must remove his lower garments," Jimmy continued.

We snaked our fingers into Scott's waistband, and pulled off his little
white briefs, to expose his little wiener, which was already standing up
at attention.

"What is the purpose of these garments?" I asked Scott in my alien-robot
voice, holding his underwear right up under his nose so he could get a
good sniff of them.

"Hey!" Scott giggled, trying to get his face out of his own pee stains. 
"Get those off of me!"

"Explain the purpose," I repeated.

"They cover my nads!" he giggled.

Me and Jimmy laughed a little before we got back into character.

"Explain -- nads," Jimmy said.

"These things!" Scott laughed, cupping his dick and balls and wagging them
around a little for emphasis.  "Dicks and balls and nads!  Duh!"

"We possess superior alien nads," Jimmy told him, still doing that great
voice.  "Prepare to expose and display."

I nodded.  Our hands went down to our zippers at the same time.  We
couldn't have planned it any better if we'd practiced.  In seconds, still
making our jerky alien motions, we were hovering over Scott's bed, one of
us on each side of him, with our pants and underwear kicked off on the
floor and our boners staring him straight in the face.

He knew exactly what to do and he didn't waste any time.  He turned on his
side, took his brother's dick in his little mouth, and began to suck on it
like an old pro.

"Wow," I whispered, forgetting my alien voice for a minute.  "I get the
feeling he's played this one before."

Jimmy closed his eyes and began pumping his dick in and out of Scott's
mouth.  Scott was good at it.  He didn't even gag.  He just laid there on
his side, opening his mouth up and down, making slippery little gulping
noises as his brother slid his boner in and out of him.

Jimmy opened his eyes.

"You will now proceed on my assistant," he said, pushing Scott the other
way, so his head was facing me instead.

I almost objected.  I didn't know if I was brave enough to let Jimmy's
little brother suck my thing on demand like that -- usually I'm more
polite when it comes to my dick going in somebody's mouth -- but hell,
Scott didn't seem to mind.  Before I could get any words out, his warm
tongue was sliding over my hard shaft, and the tip popped right in his
mouth.  I almost fell over backwards, it sent such a wave of instant
tingling up and down my back.

I stood there with shaking knees, letting Scott slurp and suck on me while
Jimmy watched.  God, it felt good.  I looked up, and Jimmy was spitting on
his dick and jacking it off with his hand.

"You will now roll over, Earthling," he commanded.

And instantly, little Scott flipped over on the bed and spread his
butt-cheeks apart with his hands.

Yep.  He'd definitely played this game before.

"We will now examine Uranus," Jimmy giggled.

Me and Scott giggled, too.

Jimmy put some spit on his finger and poked it around Scott's tiny
rosebud, making him squirm on the bed and giggle harder.

"Please assist me," Jimmy ordered.

"Yes, Great Leader," I obeyed.

Coating my own finger with a big wad of spit, I joined him in touching,
poking, and prodding around the entrance of Scott's tiny opening. My
finger slid in and Scott gasped.  Wow, it was tight in there.  Me and
Jimmy took turns, poking our fingers up Scott's butt, sliding them around
in there, feeling the heat and the wetness.

My dick was so hard I thought it was going to explode from my legs.  I
thought for sure it would just crack off and drop to the ground like a
branch off a tree.

Jimmy lubed up his dick with a lot more spit, and got onto the bed,
straddling Scott and pointing his dick at his brother's little hole.  With
a small thrust, he pushed it all the way inside...Scott still helping by
spreading his cheeks apart with his hands.

"Oooff," Scott grunted, more from the weight of his brother laying on him
than from any pain it might have been causing his butthole.  We had him
pretty-well ready with all the fingering we'd been doing.

Jimmy pumped in and out fifteen times...I counted...and then I watched as
his whole body tensed and shook and I knew he was shooting his stuff right
up into his brother's hole.  He laid there for a second, breathing heavily
and panting, until he finally pulled out.  A little string of cum came
out, still attached to the tip of his dick.

"Now it is your turn to examine this Earthling," he said to me, still
doing the alien voice. "You will now probe him."

Screw the alien voice.  I didn't say a word.  I lubed up my cock with some
spit, and straddled Scott's ass and pushed it into him all the way in one
shot. He didn't even flinch.  He was all stretched-out from Jimmy, so he
was ready for it.

It was hot and slippery in there and it made me even harder, knowing I was
shoving my dick way up inside of Scott, and that his hole was coated all
over the inside with Jimmy's hot, sticky juice.

I pumped and I pumped -- Scott didn't complain at all -- he just laid
there on his stomach, grunting a little every time I thrust my dick way
deep inside of him.  I wanted to slow down and make it last, but it felt
too good in there -- too hot and slippery -- and before I could stop
myself, I felt the feeling build up, and the back of my neck got hot, and
suddenly my legs were shaking and I rammed it in as hard as I could and
felt myself shooting my stuff way up inside of Scott's tight, hot hole.

"Oh God, Oh God," I moaned, pressing forward as far as I could go, and
shaking uncontrollably as the last of my stuff squirted into him.

After laying there for a few seconds, I pulled it out slowly and looked at
Scott's cute little asshole, all stretched open and pink, with little
white gobs of our cum leaking out.  We'd filled him up good.  As much as
we were able to, anyway.

"Well, that was easy," Scott shrugged, rolling over and sitting up on his
bed.  "Can I play my PlayStation now?"

I looked at Jimmy with a curious grin.  Hell, his brother wasn't even
going to whack off or anything.  He just let us do our thing, and that was
it.  Sheesh.  Kids.  Their dicks don't even work right.

"You have been a most cooperative specimen," Jimmy said in his alien
voice.  "The planet Uranus thanks you."

"Yeah, whatever," Scott said, walking back to his TV, scratching his cute
little butt on the way over.  "My anus thanks you, too."

Before we got our pants back on, he was already back in Crash Bandicoot
land.

We walked out of his door and closed it, smiling at each other and rubbing
our satisfied dicks.

"Hey!" he yelled, as soon as we shut the door.

"What?" Jimmy yelled back.

"Next time bring your spaceship..."

I looked at Jimmy and grinned.

"...You guys are the lamest aliens I ever met."
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