From: joe@spdcc.com (Joseph Francis)
Subject: Re: Condom questions
Organization: S.P. Dyer Computer Consulting, Cambridge MA
Date: Tue, 21 Apr 1992 16:15:59 GMT

In article <1992Apr20.191543.1981@ccu.umanitoba.ca> jjs@ubitrex.mb.ca (John Joseph Strybosch) writes:
>In article <1992Apr17.115253.722@ircam.fr> francis@ircam.fr (Joseph Francis) writes:
>>The bad news is a question I ask of others: does the latex in the condom
>>provoke any kind of rash? I don't think it is the lubricant, but rather
>>keeping a condom on for a long time, it seems that I can develop a mild
>>rash on the head of my cock, which I notice when showering up long later,
>>and the rash goes away after a good-night's rest or so.
>
>It could be due to the friction with the latex.  Try putting a
>bit of lube in the tip of the condom.  Of course it should be
>water-soluble and should not have nonoxyl-9 (sp?) in it.  Also
>check that the lubricated condom has no spermicide in it, and
>be sure there are _no_ air bubbles at the tip when you put the 
>comdom on.   (Put the lube in the tip, hold the condom by the
>tip, on the outside, press it against the tip of your cock,
>squeeze a little and roll the condom back being carefull to
>not let any air in.)  Also on an aside, be sure the condoms you
>buy are long enough to go all the way to the base of your
>cock (:-)  (that way you'll be less likely to loose them and
>you will protect yourself from venerial warts and other STD's.

It is 8am, and I get up to go pee. I crawl back in bed semi-conscious
with Jean-Pierre, who has splayed his brisk black-haired and bearded
Spanish body across the bed, snoring like an engine. I roll him over
and put my arms around him and snuggle in. About a Half an hour later,
I'm really noticing how warm his ass his, and how hairy it is, in the
usual before-coffee semi-coma that I am in in the morning. My cock
also notices it, and sprongs out to snuggle up against the warmy hairy
folds of his butt. Jean-Pierre notices and snuggles his butt against
my cock. I can also feel his baseball bat which has snapped to
attention against his belly and is gently weeping clear liquid. 15
minutes pass, and I decide to probe further, and I reach around and
grab a condom and a few packages of lubricant; With my eyes closed I
gently grease his ass, and my cock. I roll the condom down (yes to the
base), and gently push into him (his ass is a real inferno). I gently
fuck him for what seems another 15 minutes. I'm at this point much
more awake, and wrapping my arms around Jean-Pierre in a very tight
wrestlehold while he is mumbling in French, start working even more in
earnest. Perhaps I'm a little forceful. Perhaps everyone in the house
is listening. Perhaps I like holding onto the little muscles just
above Jean-Pierre's waist. Around this point, we either: turn around
and I pick up Jean-Pierre and fuck him standing with his legs around
my waist; lie back and have him ride me until he comes all over my
chest or; something even noiser and inolving curtains, pillows,
Pacific Data Postscript cartridges flying across the room, and back
issues of "Frighten The Horses", not to mention the matress pulled off
the bed and the contents of an old HP Lasejert IIP toner cartridge
somehow emptied in a pillow.

You are wondering why I am writing this; at which point am I supposed
to check for a bubble at the tip of the condom?  Actually, what most
irritates me is that it seems that no enterprising gays have come up
with something better than the latex condoms available. What I would
like is something very thin, of course, but which becomes thicker at
the base, and ends in a resizable ring; you could "loosen it" and
actually use it as a cock ring or something similar. If the total
tightness of the condom is due to the idea of not having it slip off
or leak sperm, then let the tightness rest at the base of the cock
where it is interesting, or at least the last few inches of the shaft,
or with a nice tight rubber ring that you can slip your balls through
and have as a cockring (which would offset the annoyance of the condom
in some ways). 

Oh, by the way, one hears that Jean-Paul Gautier and Claude Montana
will be marketing a line of condoms this fall. Perhaps that will get
the French to wear them more regularly.

-- 
US Jojo; damp, slighly soiled, but tasty nonetheless.