Message-ID: <171336Z30111994@anon.penet.fi> Newsgroups: alt.sex.motss From: an22313@anon.penet.fi X-Anonymously-To: alt.sex.motss Organization: Anonymous contact service Reply-To: an22313@anon.penet.fi Date: Wed, 30 Nov 1994 17:07:36 UTC Subject: Tearoom 101 Lines: 216 Since there has been some talk on T-rooms and glory holes, I thought I should repost my essay on Tearooms again. I wrote it some time back. Many people have written back to say how accurate it was and one even suggested that I send it to Steam magazine to have it published. Yeah, I think it's a pretty good piece of work myself considering that I just started typing and typing without any preplanning. :) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% TEAROOM 101 ----------- I am not sure about the origin of the word 'tearoom' but I think it comes from 'T-room' which is short for 'toilet room'. Yes, tearooms are men's rooms where sexual activity goes on. They are not advertised anywhere except in the graffiti on the walls of other men's rooms. You might have seen scrawls like "Hot action upstairs" or "Sears restroom for BJ", or "Meet here 5/23/93 3:30 p.m." There are tearooms everywhere. I believe there is at least one tea room in every university or college. Most malls have one too. Rest stops are also likely candidates. tearooms are usually characterized by much graffiti on the walls. I don't mean political bullshit, but rather scribblings soliciting for sex, drawings of penises, butt-fucking, and blow jobs. Look carefully. You might even see cum stains on the stall walls. These are usually pale white streaks. Wet your finger with your saliva and rub into those streaks and see if it dissolves and form a sticky goo. If so, it's most likely cum. Bring it up to your nose and you might even recognize the characteristic smell of hot man cum. If the restroom is a major tearoom, you might be lucky to find holes bored through the partitions. If it's a small hole, then it's a peep hole and it's usually found in the stall wall immediately next to a row of urinals. The peep hole is always at cock level, that is, it is usually one which allows the guy in the stall to observe other guys taking out their cock meat to take a piss at the urinal. If it's a big hole, big enough to fit an erect cock through, it's called a glory hole. Why it's called a glory hole I don't know. (I wonder if glory holes were ever found in confessional booths where priests would involve themselves in blackmail: "Suck my cock or else...." Perhaps the glorious experience of their orgasms spawned the term 'glory hole'. Not sure.) There are other tell-tale signs of an active tearoom. If the main door of the restroom opens up immediately to a plain view of the urinals and/or the toilet stalls, then it generally does not qualify to be a tearoom. Remember, tearoom activity is a furtive activity. A suitable tearoom is one which gives guys having sex enough time to scurry back to their toilet seats or their positions in front of the urinals when they hear the first creak of the restroom door. Yes, all tearoom doors must make some noise. If it doesn't, you can be assured that someone will make it so by doing something to the hinges. So if you are looking for a tearoom in your office, school, or local mall, look for one where the restroom door creaks open without presenting a view of the urinals and stalls, whether directly or indirectly via the reflection of the mirrors on the wall. Look for used toilet paper strewn all over the floor in the stalls. These are usually used to line the toilet seat when guys use the restroom for sex. Since they know that many guys come and go (pun intended) in that restroom, they believe that lining the toilet seat with toilet paper before sitting on it might offer some protection, superficial as it may be. You will most likely see toilet paper that looks like someone has just blown their nose into it and left it on the floor crumpled and stuck together. Well, it's really dick snort. Personally I think guys should try to clean up after themselves when they are done getting their rocks off to minimize any suspicion that the restroom is being used as a cruise area. But in practice, it seems that after indulging in hot steamy sex with a stranger in the restroom, they just want to get the fuck outta there so they leave the place in a mess. Then again, there are people who find the dishevelled condition of the restroom a turn-on. I met one fella who told me that he would pick up cum-loaded toilet paper from the floor and play with it, smearing the still-wet cum on his dick to make it hard. The location of a men's room is crucial in determining if it has any potential in becoming a tearoom. tearooms are generally never found in the vicinity of heavy foot traffic. A rest room that has a constant stream of guys coming in and out to piss or take a crap means constant interruption. You cannot hope to get any sex there. Tea rooms are also not generally found in places with very little or no foot traffic, especially if it is in a building where some level of security exists. Guys communing in the men's room in a quiet area of the premises arouses too much suspicion. Thus, a successful tearoom is one that is close but not too close to some but not a lot of human activity. It is usually "around the corner at the end of the hallway," "upstairs next to the janitor's store room," or "in the basement by the Coke machines." For starters, try checking out the men's room in the public or college library, the men's room nearest the university's computer lab, the men's room at the movie theater, the rest stop on the Interstate, and the men's rooms at the airport. There is a standard protocol that is observed among tearoom cruisers. If there are three stalls next to each other, you want the middle stall. That way the next guy who needs a stall has to choose one on either side of you. Straight guys will almost always not choose the middle of three juxtaposing stalls. If there is a long row of stalls, say, ten, then either choose the fifth ot sixth stall or the one at the very end furthest away from the restroom entrance. The idea is that a straight guy who is there simply to take a shit will go to the nearest and cleanest one he can find. He is not likely to choose the one at the far end of the restroom. Your taking the stall at the very end signals to other cruisers that you are doing or hoping to do something naughty. Now that you have located your tearoom and have gone into a stall, what do you do? If there isn't anyone else in the restroom, you'd have to wait and hope you get lucky shortly. If someone walks into the restroom, listen to how he walks. If he just fucking lumbers to the urinal and lets out a long spray of piss, burps, lets out a big fart, and leaves, then he's not it. If he walks in a somewhat calculated manner such that you could hardly hear his feet shuffle, chooses the stall next to yours, and turns the latch in a clandestine manner, then he is a very likely candidate. Of course, it is possible the guy is trying to feign innocence by walking with the normal amount of feet shuffle (yes, this is a science as well as an art) and latching the door in a careless, don't-care attitude like most straight guys do (or any guy who is not there to cruise), but if he chooses the stall next to yours when he could have taken one a few stalls away, then he is very likely there to cruise you. Next comes the seduction ritual, the "let-me-see-if-you-are-horny-and- looking-for-action" test. Tap/shift/adjust your foot in the most inconspicuous way, as if you were shifting your weight and trying to find yourself a more comfortable sitting position. A histrionic sniff or a faked cough while doing the foot maneuver might help assert the inconspicuousness you want. You want to be inconspicuous because your neighbor might turn out to be straight and that he is not there to cruise. So you want to avoid being too obvious about your intentions. Wait a minute or two, and tap/shift/adjust your foot again, all the time watching your neighbor's foot to see if he, too, is doing the foot routine in response to yours. Watch the shadow that his body casts on the floor. By watching his shadow, you can tell if he is bending forward and trying to peek under the stall partition to check you out. Consequently, you can do the same. You can bend forward and downwards pretending to tie your shoe laces while checking out to see what kind of underwear he wears and see if he has smooth, hairy, scrawny, or muscular legs. You can guess by looking at the color of his skin what ethnic background he belongs to. By the way he plants his feet on the floor, you can (at least I can) tell if he is aggressive, shy, horny, experienced, whatever. Are his feet placed side by side with his toes pointing in? Are his feet spread out real wide in a I-fuckin'-don't-care attitude (that's what I like, actually)? Are his pants dropped all the way down and touching the floor? Are his pants not dropped all the way down so he could conceal his legs? What brand of underwear does he wear? What kind? Does his pair of jeans look like it was ironed this morning, or does it look well-worn and unwashed for days? Is he color coordinated? What kind of shoes is he wearing? Work boots? High-tops? Sandals? Nike? Reeboks? K-mart stuff? Leather? Suede? Canvas? Plastic? If he is wearing sandals, check out his toes. Are his nails well trimmed? Is the skin wrinkled? What kind of socks does he wear? How does he wear them? Does he pull them up his legs as far as they can go? Are they thick and carelessly worn around his feet? Does he wear a belt? Watch the belt. Is it shaking or is it perfectly still? If it's shaking, it could be that its owner is jacking off his meat. All these can tell a lot about the person without actually seeing his face. The foot tapping routine will tell if your neighbor is interested in some hot man-to-man action. If he responds with a tap for every tap you make, then you have found a play mate. Well, if you are picky like I am, you might want to then shamelessly peek your head right under the stall partition to check out his face. If he looks like grandpa, you may or may not want to stick around. Incidentally, many trolls hang out at tearooms because they think they can get a trick without their partner ever seeing their face. But as I mentioned earlier, you can assess a person's troll factor by noticing the kind of clothes and footwear they don and the kind of skin they have. When both of you feel like you want to indulge in some sex play, then you can both kneel in front of the stall partition and shove your crotch under it and play with each other's cock, balls, and ass. It is still not too late at this point to stop. If you see that your partner's hands are gnarled and riddled with warts, then you might want to go back to your seat. If you find him hot and he is not complaining about you either, then you could jack each other off and shoot your cum on each other. If you feel the restroom is safe enough, then you two might even engage in some oral copulation. Just be always aware that the restroom door can and will open any moment. I might add that some people find the possibility of being caught in the act a real turn-on. Sorta like having sex in an elevator or jerking off in an airplane when it is about to land. There are tearooms that are conducive for group jerk offs. I have been to a few where guys would come out of the stall closets and huddle in a circle to jack and suck each other off. These can be extremely hot. Cum flying and splattering everywhere. There was one group orgy like this where one guy asked me to cum on his cock. He used my cum and rubbed it all over his cock shaft before he, too, shot his thick fuck load on another guy's face. Occasionally, two guys might go into the same stall to have some fun. One would stand or crouch on the toilet seat so only one pair of legs can be seen. If the stall partitions have glory holes bored through, then you might stick your cock through one and let the other guy feed on it or he might present his ass to you to be fucked long and hard. tearooms can be dangerous health-wise and security-wise. Since you are engaging in anonymous sex, you do not know the health history of your partners in the tearooms. But I suppose this is no different from having sex on the first date at your place with someone you just met. Many tearooms are patrolled, possibly in plain clothes, by the police or security guards. But if you are into hot anonymous man-to-man action, if you are a 'straight' married man who likes to have a fling with other guys without the complications of a relationship, then you might find the activities of a tearoom to just be your cup of tea! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- To find out more about the anon service, send mail to help@anon.penet.fi. Due to the double-blind, any mail replies to this message will be anonymized, and an anonymous id will be allocated automatically. You have been warned. Please report any problems, inappropriate use etc. to admin@anon.penet.fi.