Date: Sun, 18 Apr 2004 15:11:27 -0700
From: "Ronald K. Fortaleza, Jr." <stonefeet@hotmail.com>
Subject: WOODLAND PARK: MISS KITTY'S AREA 69 GENTLEWOMEN'S NIGHTCLUB CABERET
    AND CATHOUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned with an all new Woodland Park story.

To remind you all, if you are underage, live where it is unlawful to read
this type of story, or find the notion of women in love with each other
offensive and objectionable, then please do us a favor and please leave for
your own sakes and good. Also, this new Woodland Park story may feature
some kinky activities which are definitely unlawful in the real world, but
as long as you can keep it in the boundaries of fiction, then read away.

Any further questions? If not, then let's begin, shall we?

WOODLAND PARK: MISS KITTY'S AREA 69 GENTLEWOMEN'S NIGHTCLUB CABERET AND
CATHOUSE-PART 1

by Keith

"C'mon you guys, we gotta hit the road!", cried Jere to whoever was still
in the house she shared with Jackie Pooh, Bunny, and Erica as she
finished
packing 1976 Firebird convertible. The young Irish-American was still
growing out her short haircut as she looked even better in a baggy
sleeveless t-shirt
-, stonewashed jeans, and well worn black Converse Allstars sneakers
under that aged and even more well worn aviator jacket her grandfather
left her when
he passed away.

"Coming, Jere! Just keep yer shirt on, will y'?"

A familiar voice rang out as Jackie Pooh and Bunny raced out with their
luggage to put in the trunk of the convertible. It was an early Thursday
evening and they had to be on the road to Vegas as quick as possible.
Jackie had on her powder blue and purple tie dyed t-shirt, jeans, and
western boots under her motorcycle jacket of hers while the blonde-haired
woman wore her well worn steel grey cargo pants, skater shoes and red
bandanna print camitop under her moss green corduroy zip-up hooded jacket
of hers. They frantically packed their bags in the car and before you
knew it, they were all off towards the southwardly direction just as the
sun began to set.

Erica couldn't make the brief little trip to Vegas because of all the
extra work she had to do when she taught 6th grade over at Woodland Park
Middle School, so this would be a trip with just the three of them as the
rented 1976 Firebird convertible raced down the street to points unknown.


It took them only about 3-4 hours to cross into Nevada as they approached
Reno's city limits as they bypassed it to make their way to the highway
that would take them all the way down to Clark County.

On the road going south to Clark County, alll three of them began to
converse freely about what they were going to experience once they got to
Vegas.

"Gee, Jere, y' think we're gonna find any cathouses once we get to
Vegas?", asked Bunny to the redhead who was at the wheel.

"Of course not, silly. Prostitution's illegal in Clark County. Y'gotta go
t' Nye County around Pahrump to get any fresh, raw pussy in the
desert....."

"But, Li'l Miss Rabbitkins, we'ens gonna see lotsa show girls and
strippers in all their glory once we get t' Cheetah's, Jaguar's, and
Tally Ho's", replied Jackie with a sly wink in her eye.

"Dude, don't be such a chode! B'sides, that's absolute meecrob! The
showgirls and strippers aren't gonna give it out for free and even if
they did want to, they'd throw our keesters in jail quicker than you can
say "shenanigans"......"

"Well then, Jere, what are we gonna do when we get to Vegas?", asked
Jackie who was becoming increasingly critical of the situation Jere was
getting all three of them into.

"Don't worry, you'll see once we get there. Some friends invited us to
come see them play at some local dive called the Honky Tonk Saloon Pub n'
Grub."

"Don't you mean Tom n' Jerry's Pub n' Grub, Jere?"

"No. I heard that place closed down a couple of years ago across the
street from the university. Used to be such a hangout for the local
college kids during the 90's."

"You mean t' tell us we're visiting a redneck bar to see some hippy
chicks play hoot n' nanny jams before a live audience that would rather
get into barroom brawls and break out into drinking songs while sauced on
Jack Daniel's? You've gotta be shittin' me, Jere."

"No, Jak. I shit thee not, so you better be on your best behavior or the
management'll really throw you out onto the street and the cops'll make
you sleep it off in the county lock-up. Promise?"

Now Jackie was never much for keeping promises of any kind, but since
Jere was nice enough to let her and Bunny go along with her for the ride,
she at least owed it to her that much not to embarrass her, so.....

"O-okay, Jere. I promise......"

"Bunny?"

"Yes, Jere?"

Do you promise as well?"

"Of course, Jere. Why wouldn't I?"

"Then it's settled, Alamosa Springs, here we come......."

"Hey! I thought we were goin't to Vegas!", protested Jackie Pooh.

"The Honky Tonk's in Alamosa Springs. It's not too far from Vegas; sorry
for the deception!"

The Firebird roared on into the night until they finally reached Alamosa
Springs and found the perfect little motel to spend the next two days in.
It was relatively new Comfort Inn as all three of them checked in and
went to their room to get some sleep, but all three of them were too
hungry and excited to sleep anyway so they found an all night coffee shop
to get something to eat and once they got back to their room after a walk
around the spacious surroundings of this new desert community, they
decided to get some shut eye so off they went to bed in their room.

Once inside, the two beds were more than enough for the three of them,
but something was missing from the festivities that would really help
them go to sleep quicker than you could say good night.

On the bed they shared together as they laid down, Jackie Pooh looked to
Jere who was no more than a few inches from her and asked her
straightly," still got that magic cock of yours, Jere?"

"Whatcha have in mind, Jak?"

"You'll see. Just pull it out so I can look at it to see if you still
have it or not, would ch'?"

"Okay".

This Jere did as she pulled down her panties to reveal to her friend that
she still had her magical penis on her person where her clitoris should
be as it erected itself upward like a pillar into a full 10 inches long
and tall for Jackie to gaze and marvel upon.

"Oh wow, Jak....Either it's me or I must be getting horny or
something....ooh!...."

The redhead tensed herself upward, arching her back as she felt Jackie
Pooh clutch and grasp her magically enchanted cock with her right hand
and began to lightly stroke it which sent Jere into a state of ecstacy.
While they were beginning to go at it, Bunny was beginning to have a
fantasy all of her own as she slowly and progressively rubbed herself
down her navel with her own right hand as she closed her eyes and began
to doze off into a dream like state that would send her into her own
ecstatic state. She moaned as she laid on her bed almost quietly as she
was about to begin her own private sexual odyssey.

Slowly and gradually, she drifted off into dreamland as she found herself
in the same room with Jackie Pooh and Jere completely stark naked save
for the rabbit ears and cottontails upon their buttocks. Both redhead and
brunette presented their bare bottoms to the blonde bunny girl, pleading
with her simultaneously....

"Bunny, would you be so kind as to make babies with the two of us, pretty
please!!!"

This they pleaded while wiggling their cottontailed naked buttocks
innocently and sexily towards their mistress who was the head mistress of
their warren.

Bunny, the head mistress of the warren, was naked as well as she knelt
before both of them, while spreading her legs to reveal a John Holmes
sized enchanted penis ready to procreate with the first doe she chose.
All three of them were on the floor of the burrow, Jackie Pooh and Jere
on their hands and knees, while Bunny was on her knees as she chose to
inseminate Jere first as she plopped her magical super schlong inside the
redhead bunny girl's awaiting birth canal. Once inside and between the
sugar walls of the redheaded doegirl, the mistress began to pump her
magical penis deeply inside the doe girl's vagina, making Jere squeal in
delighted ecstacy.
This she did as she increased her pumping, sending her head up, tilting
it back upward as she gaped her mouth and closed her eyes until she
ejaculated her magical life giving love cream inside Jere. Jackie Pooh
was next as Bunny gave her the same treatment until........

The blonde girl was awakened from her dream by both Jackie Pooh and Jere
who were both stroking her own 13'' long magical penis until such force
was needed to send Bunny's own blueberry-flavored semen spurting and
gushing upwardly into the air like a fountain and a geyser, making her
moan loudly.

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shiiiiiiiiiitttt!!!!!!"

The ejaculatory Old Faithful continued on into the night.


AN EVENING AT THE HONKY TONK SALOON PUB N' GRUB

All three of them slept most of Friday until at least 11, when they got
up and took turns showering. While Jere was in the shower, Jackie
secretly conversed with Bunny
about last night as they lay on her bed.

"So, Bunny, what were you dreaming about last night when you were
stroking yourself when we came to help relieve you of that penned up
libido?"

"Oh...nothing...just dreaming of making babies with the two of you,
doggy-style in a rabbit warren..."

"Oh yeah, right, a rabbit warren, figures you could be dreaming of
knocking both of us, your friends, up and getting us pregnant, huh?"

"Jackie, I didn't mean it the way I made it sound to you. You and Jere
were in my dream when I happened to stroke myself down there because you
made yourselves known to me."

"Yeah right, likely story. So what were you gonna plan on tellin' Jere
when I get in the shower?"

"The same thing I told you, Jackie....."

"We'll see about that", said Jackie Pooh as she got off of the bed and
readied to get in their next as Jere could be heard coming out after the
water was turned off.

Once Jackie Pooh was in the shower, Jere came to Bunny and sat down on
the bed with and asked her the same question, roughly.

"So, Bunny, what were you dreaming about last night when you were
stroking yourself down there?"

"I was dreaming about making babies with you and Jackie Pooh,
doggy-style."

"Oh, how quaint. Were dreaming of ejaculating inside my sugar walls and
making me pregnant so that I could have your baby, too?"

"Well.....yes......."

There was a long silence as redhead and blonde looked into each other's
eyes for a long spell before Jere knelt down to kiss Bunny fully on the
lips, making them both moan pleasurably. After doing this, they stopped
to look into each other's eyes once more until.....

"Bunny, would you mind it very much if I went down on you before get into
the shower and sucked you off?"

"Sure, Jere, why not?"

They kissed once more before Jere inched herself down to Bunny's crotch,
took her 13" long enchanted cock into mouth and began to fellate her.

While in the shower, Jackie Pooh was unaware of the activity as she
finished bathing and washing herself all over and rinsing off before
turning off the water to dry off and rejoin the others.

Later on that Friday evening, as the night came to roll around, the Honky
Tonk Saloon was in full swing. It was a new establishment for a redneck
bar, but the important difference was that instead of playing
country/western music,......good old fashioned classic Southern fried
rock n' roll piped loudly from the speakers that were placed
strategically all over the bar; from Lynyrd Skynyrd to the Allman Bros.
Band and ZZ Top, there would be no line dancing here, especially not at
the Honky Tonk Saloon!

There were a lot of people dressed like cowfolks and Southern fried
Rockers that populated the establishment: most were sitting at the many
tables, the many picnic tables dining on barbeque ribs and beef with
baked beans served by Coyote Ugly styled waitresses, while the others
were at the bar getting themselves drunk with Jack Daniel's and Wild
Turkey whiskey.

"Hey, barkeep, gimme a bottle a Jack, would ja?!", yelled one tall, gaunt
and seemingly wasted 30something blonde man to the rather elderly
looking bartender who was the owner and acting manager of the Honky Tonk.

"Sorry son, best y' get on home while y' still can and yer still sober
before I'll have t' get one of the boys t' do it for y'."

"Oh well, can say I didn't try", was what the tall and gauntly wasted man
replied to the barkeep as he stumbled drunkenly and staggardly away from
the bar top counter.

When Jackie Pooh, Bunny, and Jere entered, Jackie was even more surprised
by how run down looking it felt upon first sight.

"Ah gee, we've entered Redneck Central, haven't we dudes?"

"Jak, you promised you'd behaved yourself once we got inside now let's
all find us a seat by the stage. The show's about to start any minute
now.

This all three of them did as they managed to get passed the drunken,
slovenly patronage that sat scattered and haphazardly all the bar and
grill area. When they finally were able to find some chairs nearest to
the stage, they were lucky to have done so for the Honky Tonk Saloon was
filling up to capacity for a Friday night free concert.

The owner and manager of the Honky Tonk Saloon came up on the stage to
welcome everybody in his Western styled best 10-gallon hat and buckskin
jacket.

"Welcome, one and all! Ladies and gentlemen and downhome folks of all
ages, welcome to the Honky Tonk Saloon Bar n' Grill! Tonight's act'll be
on stage shortly, but until then, let's give it up for the comedic
stylings of your friend, my friend and every body's friend....Mr. Matthew
Mackey!"

The owner, Billy Joe Jim Bob Buford exited the stage to make way for
another tall and gaunt looking Southern gentleman in glasses dressed in a
white shirt and black jeans with black boots and white cowboy hat as he
stood before a microphone all stoic and pillar like and began his
repertoire.

"Drugs is bad, mmkay, cuz they can kill you, mmkay.....Booze is bad,
mmkay, cuz it'll cause you t' have cirrhosis of the liver and some junk
and make you drive drunk and get into all sorts of accidents,
mmkay....marryjoohawnnah is bad mmkay cuz it'll stunt cher growth and
lower yer libido and make you into a fat pig and some junk, mmkay!...."

All of a sudden, the crowds began to boo and jeer, catcalling the rather
aweful comedian who was really lecturing and preaching to them on the
evils of vice as they threatened to throw empty beer bottles at the tall
bespectacled man in black and white.

"Hey, Mr. Mackey, you suck!!!"

"Yeah, man, you suck balls!"

"Fuck you ass-hole!"

Mr. Mackey shook his finger at the irate crowd, reprimanding them.

"Now stop that right now, you sons a bitches!"

"Fuck off, ass-wipe!"

Immediately, he was escorted off the stage so that the show could begin
and once the curtain drew apart, Lloyde and Zeeke McInnes were dressed in
the blackest best with their guitars as they sat down on their barstools
as they began their set of songs, ranging from Rusty Truck to an original
composition they created all their own, captivating the audience with
their supple and fascile guitarwomanship into silence for the next hour
and a half.

After that, they were given a standing ovation as they all cheered the
McInnes's and after that, the three Woodland Parkettes paid the McInnes
couple a visit at their private table.

"Say, wasn't there supposed to be four of you?", asked Lloyde to Jere as
she shipped an Iron Mike's hard iced tea.

"Erica, couldn't make it tonight, y'know being a school teacher's such
hard work, but she sends you both her regards all the same. Why ask?"

"Oh, it's nothing, but......."

"What my darling daughter's been meaning to tell you three is that there
is a little brothel on the way to Vegas called Miss Kitty's Area 69 where
the pussies are fresh and clean and the women are beautiful this side of
Paradise. Lloyde would very much like it if you three would accompany us
to the brothel. It's between Clark and Nye Counties, down the road just
outside of town. Whaddya say?"

"Well......."

"Oh goody, goody gumdrops! When do we leave for Area 69?!", asked Bunny
excitedly to Ezekielle while holding her own hands upon her person.

"Bunny......"

"Oh it's quite all right, Jerelde", replied Lloyde to Jere who wanted to
put her misgivings at ease, just when the fun was about to begin.

Meanwhile, over at the billiard tables, a couple of surprise guests were
present as well: the Deerebournes had decided to pay the McInnes's a
visit to the Honky Tonk Saloon and were completing a game of pool with a
couple of guys when a rather cute looking Southern girl in cut-off shorts
and midriff baring tank-top approached them all sexily, saucy and pert.

"Arlysse, what're you doin' here?", exclaimed Willaine who was trying to
launch a shot from the left side to complete the game.

"Why, some ladies from the West Coast're here to meet yer friends", said
Arlysse who was leaning on Willaine and ready to kiss her when Wilma
grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and threatened toss her outside.

"Girly, you better leave my daughter alone, right this minute or I'm
gonna have to toss you outside and put you down like a lame horse, got
it?"

"Why you gotta be so mean t'me, I was jus' makin' some company witcher
girly."

"I mean it, my daughter belongs t' me and no one else but me, and if you
lay a hand on her again, I'll really put you down like a lame horse that
cher gonna be if y' don't watch y'self, got it?"

"Well fine by me, missy, but I'm gonna tell my mama and daddy on you and
they'll get them boys on you, got it?", Arlysse sassed Wilma who was by
now so annoyed by the flirtaciously little southern girl's antics that
she decided to take action into her own hands, so she tossed her out on
the street herself.

Well, Willaine made the shot and won the game fair and square, claiming
their money and meeting the others at their table.

"So, Lloyde and Zeeke tell me you ladies're from a place called Woodland
Park, I take it."

"Yeah, we came to see and hear them play up on stage. They're quite good
y'know. You must be....."

"Wilma and this is my pride and joy, Willaine Deerebourne, the Pride of
El Paso, Texas...."

They all greeted each other warmly with the discussion coming to Miss
Kitty's Area 69.

"I wouldn't go to that whorehouse in the middle of the desert if I were
y'all?"

"Oh, and why not?", asked Jackie Pooh.

"There's been some reports of women, ladies and young girls disapearring
without a trace and sightings of spooky lights in the hills over looking
the valley nearest Area 69."

"Oh, you mean Area 51, the so-called notorious UFO hotspot with all the
little green space mutants from the Phantom Planet of Zartan, right?",
exclaimed Jackie Pooh again, but Jere corrected her.

"Oh wow! Goody,goody gumdrops again! Visitors from Outer Space! Cool!
Totally Sweet!", exclaimed Bunny.

"I wouldn't joke about such things like this, you three for you see,
aliens and UFOs are for real....", said Zeekielle

"So does this mean that we're no longer going to Area 69, then, dudes?"

"Oh, hush, Bunny, of course not. We're still goin' to Area 69, right,
dudes?"

They were all debating on whether or not to actually go to Area 69 when
all of a sudden, Arlysse came back with her folks and their entourage led
by Hoss Mendoza looking for the Deerebournes.

"Willaine looked at them and saw the danger coming their way and warned
everybody so they all proceeded to make their exit out the back way.

It was at this time when BillyJoeJimBob Buford announced the weekly
activity the patrons they were all waiting for.

"Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen and okies of all ages come
and get your beer bottles here for the great Friday Night Barroom Brawl!"

"Hey you, let's fight!"

"Them's fightin' words!"

And they were off. The Friday Night Barroom Brawl was off and running and
there was mayhem to be had by all: chairs were broken, beer bottles were
broken upon people, people were flying all over and screaming and
hollering and having a grand old time fighting each other and getting
into so much trouble that the local sheriff had to be called over to
quell the riot.The fisticuffs were flying triple time when the cops did
arrive, but our heroes were long gone.......

And on their merry way to the pleasure palace known as Area 69 where
danger awaited them all! Will they all get out this alive and in one
piece?

Stay tuned and find out!

TO BE CONTINUED

If you have any questions, comments, complaints, suggestions, or
criticisms, please drop me a line at stonefeet@hotmail.com. I will be
looking forward to hearing from you. Keith over and out and bye for now!