Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 13:15:21 -0700
From: "Ronald K. Fortaleza, Jr." <stonefeet@hotmail.com>
Subject: WOODLAND PARK: MISS KITTY'S AREA 69 GENTLEWOMEN'S NIGHTCLUB CABERET
    AND CATHOUSE-PART 2

Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned with the latest chapter in the newest
Woodland Park story.  If you are underage, live where it is unlawful to
read this type of story, or find the notion of women in love with each
other offensive and objectionable, then do us a favor and please leave for
your own sakes and good. Any further questions? If not, then let's continue
on with our story shall we?

WOODLAND PARK: MISS KITTY'S AREA 69 GENTLEWOMEN'S NIGHTCLUB CABERET AND
CATHOUSE-PART 2

by Keith

It was already late Friday night when we found four of our heroes on the
way to Area 69. Aboard the convertible were Jackie Pooh, Bunny, Jere, and
Lloyde McInnes
as they made their way to the mysterious destination out somewhere in the
Nevada desert.

Jere was at the driver's side with Bunny riding shotgun along side while
the brunettes sat in the back seat as they all chimed in on a song they
made up for their very own amusement to sing:

Pussy.....
All the girls love....pussy....
All the girls eat.....pussy....
Pussy.......pussy....mmmmm.....

This curious refrain continued for what seemed like an eternity as the
car they were inside made its way to its ultimate destination on a
journey that would take all four of the Woodland Parkettes to points
unknown.........

While the blonde and redhead commandeered the front wheel, the brunettes
were conversing quietly amongst themselves.

"Say Lloyde."

"Yes, Jac?"

"How long have you and your mother been together?"

"As what....a minstrel act, a close sexual relationship, or both?"

"All the above", said Jackie Pooh as she gazed longingly and dreamily at
the long haired, yet darker brown haired hippy girl in the denim jacket
and white peasant shirt who sat across from her.

Lloyde noticed Jackie Pooh's attention being paid to her and answered as
best she could under the circumstances.

"Oh, well.....she taught me to play the guitar when I was real little,
and......", Lloyde looked to the sky to gather more inner strength to
relate more of herself to her before resuming her tale," my mom was a
young teenager of 13 when she had me so we were real close. Her interest
was in the guitar, too, so she played it as well as taught me how to play
and the rest is reserved for another time. Are you trying to hit on me,
young lady?"

Jackie, feigning shock, pretended to feel embarassed and so therefore
gave Lloyde her answer, " of course not...why ask?"

"Because of the way your were looking at me all dreamy-eyed and smiling,
you were thinking of having me all to yourself, well, I should inform you
Jac that I've got a secret I need to show you and that I will trust no
one else, but you to keep that little secret I have to divulge to you. Do
you promise to keep it if I show my little secret?"

"Of course. Now why would I wanna tell the whole world about your dirty
little secret, huh?"

"Do you promise to keep my little secret a secret and tell no one else?
Cross thy bosom, hope to cross over and thrust a living a hamster up thy
rectum?"

"Of course, I will cross my...bosom....and some junk, now would you
please tell me your dirty little secret, Lloyde?"

"Better than that, I'll show you...."

Upon finishing her sentence, she unzipped her sandblasted bootcut jeans
and pulled out her 'dirty little secret': her own magically enchanted
penis, fully functional and erect and 11" long!

Jackie Pooh gasped and smiled as she marveled at how on Earth Lloyde
Nicotyrrenne McInnes was able to acquire such a magical sexual love gift.
She could hardly believe her eyes as she felt tempted to put her hand on
her ladyfriend's mystical weenie and touch it to feel for herself to see
if it was for real or not.

"Oh Lloyde....it's so....it's so....it's so totally......"

"Awesome? I know what you mean, Jac. Well, anyway, would you like to put
my magical peepee in your mouth?"

"Dude, I've got an even better idea...."

Jackie Pooh undid her jeans to reveal her own magic cock for Lloyde to
see for herself, a full foot long and all!

"So you've got a little secret like me, do you?"

"Let's just say, I'll let you blow me if you let me blow you, whaddya
say?"

"Deal...."

Lloyde reclined back on her side of the back seat behind Jere who was
still at the wheel as Jackie Pooh dove right in and proceeded to suck the
dark brunette hippy chick, which sent the taller girl into a state of
blissful ecstacy.

With her eyes closed, she gasped as her breathing became labored, while
barely managing to keep herself calm

"Oh yeah...that's it, Jac...that's it. Suck me off, Jac.....that's
it...suck me.....aaahhh......."

Lloyde caressed Jackie Pooh's head of straight brown hair with her left
hand as she relaxed, enjoying the sexual encounter on the way to Area 69.

Meanwhile at the driver and shotgun side, Bunny and Jere stared straight
ahead at the road which seemed to cut into the barren desert for miles
upon miles on end in the dead of night.

"Whaddya think we're gonna encounter once we get to Area 69, Jere?"

"Oh I dunno, but I sure hope the aliens are friendly....as well as cute
and sexy for our sakes......."

The convertible continued on down the main highway into the rest of the
night until the dawning of first light.


THE ARRIVAL @ AREA 69

The first rays of the dawning sun from the eastern mountains shined their
warming rays of golden light upon the desert floor, gradually increasing
in intensity until, when the sun was well overhead in the eastern sky,
the full heat and fury hit upon the lone building in the entire outdoor
emptiness.

It was an observatory, but what was it doing out in the middle of the
Nevada desert in the middle of nowheresville? The domed rotunda of the
observatory like structure stood out blatantly like an erect penis
flanked by two separate rectangular buildings that acted as surrogate
testicals. The entire domed monolithic monument was done in a completely
metallic silvery finish, the better to reflect the sun's rays and heat,
and just to complete the seemingly garish looking and somewhat
inappropriate spectacle out in the middle of arid wastelands, the sign
was done in a boldly futuristic day-glo neon green and yellow color
scheme that read:

Miss Kitty's Area 69 Gentlewomen's Cathouse

The sign was topped off with the emblem of a Sanrio Hello Kitty styled
insignia at the top left hand side of the sign.

It was nearly 7am when the convertible carrying the three Woodland
Parkettes and Lloyde McInnes arrived at their appointed destination,
sliding and skidding to a complete stop.

As the four ladies departed from their car and stretched themselves out
to look around, they all marveled at how such a lonely building is able
to survive way out here in the middle of the desert.

After they had spent a few minutes looking around the flat sage brushed,
mesquited and Joshua treed bedecked bottom of the valley, the quartet of
young women walked up the steps following Jere who then proceeded to push
the buzzer, which was a red button which gave off a sound that a cuckoo
clock makes. All was silent, until suddenly.......

From atop the entrance, out popped a micro spycam from a little cubby
hole that proceeded to extend itself to stare eye to eye at the redhead
blue-eyed Irish American woman.

"Yes, can I please help you kids?"

"Oh yes, are you guys open for business as of yet because if not, we can
always come back later?"

"One moment please", was what the tiny infrared micro spycam said to Jere
and the others as it returned itself back into its cubby hole and
promptly closed the lid in front of it.

Already, Lloyde was having misgivings about the whole trip.

"Guys, I have a bad feeling about this. Maybe we shouldn't've never come
here after all. Why don't we all get the you know what out of here why
the getting and going's still good, okay?"

"Oh hush, Lloyde.We just got here. We're not leaving here until the four
of us get laid to our complete satisfaction, especially you Young Miss
Aquarius. You need to live a little and get away from the mommy missus at
least once in a while," said Jackie Pooh to Lloyde in an attempt to calm
her down.

Suddenly, the entrance magically slid itself open in three ways to allow
the quartet to enter into the seemingly spooky darkness of the
establishment.

They all looked to each other to gain enough courage as they all prepared
to make their way into the observatory like monolithic building.

INSIDE AREA 69

Once inside, they were treated to a wonderous sight: the interior was
darkened, but in a welcoming, and non-threatening manner with the walls
done in red crushed panne velvet as a silvery metallic futuristic looking
jukebox softly piped ambient trance music from its speakers while it
flashed a colorful set of rainbow lights upon its front hull.
The atmosphere and mood was calm, inviting, even tranquil and serene as
they all slowly and rather cautiously looked around. This was definitely
no ordinary cathouse.

"Would you look all around you guys?", asked Bunny to the others

"Wow...neat-o....", responded Jackie Pooh in kind.

"This is definitely different for this 'aint your typical mom and pop run
bordello, I can tell you that..."

Suddenly from out of the blue came a swarthy and compactly small robotic
figure metallically silver with all sorts of bright and colorful flashing
lights upon its person.

"Hello, children. Can I help you all?"

Lloyde was the first to ask the little robot first.

"Who or what are you exactly?"

"Why, I'm the Mr. KidBot 3000. I'm an all purpose, multi-purpose
omni-mech kind of robotic assistant. Can I please help you four wayward
children?"

"Well yeah, we're kinda starvin', got any breakfast for us four?"

"Why certainly, ma'am. Please be so kind as to follow me."

The Woodland Parkettes and Lloyde followed Mr. KidBot 3000 down the hall
to closed entry way. With the press of a button on the left hand side, it
slid open to the right side to reveal a shiny white dining room compete
with a set table full of fruits, croissants, pancakes, and all manner of
delectables as they all rushed in to greedily feast upon the morning
repaste.

"Please enjoy your breakfast because you all will need your strength for
much,much later," said Mr. KidBot 3000 as he skooted his way out of their
sights. In the joyful consumable din of it all, Lloyde was still having
misgivings about the reasons they were all here, but pushed her private
qualms and mounting fears aside as she joined in the feasting.

About an hour or so later, the quartet headed back out into the lobby and
sat down on the plush, yet surprisingly comfortable beanbag chairs
provided for them.

"I wonder if we're gonna meet any aliens while we're here getting laid",
contemplated Bunny to the others as they all looked to see their
hostesses enter the vestibule to greet them.

A tall woman dressed in a white string bikini complete with spotted
feline ears and striped feline tail stood before them all totally regally
resplendant in a metallic silver lingerie robe, heather grey leg warmers
and black Converse AllStar sneakers. She held onto a staff with the head
of a Sanrio Hello Kitty atop of it as her purple eyes pierced down to
their very souls beneath a mass of feathered light blue hair. Her skin
was fair and creamy white as were her two attendants who also were
dressed more or less like her, but without the robe and staff.

"Welcome one and all to Miss Kitty's Area 69 Gentlewomen's Cathouse. I am
Mistress Kitten, the owner and madame of this establishment. You may all
take the three of us for your very own pleasure provided on one little
condition."

"And what pray tell is that one little condition may I ask of thee,
madame?", asked Lloyde to the mistress of Area 69.

"You will all know soon enough when the time comes, but right now, let us
all join each other for a morning of sensual and sexual pleasure, shall
we ladies?"

With that said, the foursome followed the mistress and her attendants
down the hall of the cathouse into sights unseen and wonders unknown.
Will our heroes be able to live through this to tell the tale back home
in Woodland Park?

We will soon find out.

THE PLEASURES@ AREA 69.....BEGIN!!!!..................

Jackie Pooh, Bunny, Jere, and Lloyde were led down the hall by Mistress
Kitten and her attendants Tiffany Daniels and K-Lani Toriyaki to a huge
9' tall entrance way at the end of the corridor. Lloyde was the only who
was still having misgivings, desperately wanting to escape and to take
the others with her, if she could, but she couldn't bring herself to do
so for right now as they all stopped at the huge entrance way at the end
of the long corridor. Once there, Mistress Kitten used her Hello Kitty
staff to tap the circular 4 buttoned plaque clockwise 3x, all the while
with the colors brightening up to red, purple, blue, and pink until.....

The huge sliding door slid upwards to reveal something out of an old pulp
fiction novel: it was a harem room all smokey with the smell and scent of
cinnamon and citrus, dappled with a hint of frankincense with all sorts
of tiny little candles burning here and there. The chamber was bedecked
with plush silken and velvety epauletted pillows all crimson, violet,
magenta, and fuchsia across a floor covered in clean smelling white
sheets, but the harem chamber was not empty at all........

For you all shall soon see......a multitude of hauntingly and eerily
beautiful girls of such unearthly and otherwordly beauty were awaiting
them all, beckoning them, tempting them all to come hither and approach
them all....at their own peril!

They were all completely naked save for the stunningly exquisite jewelry
and baubbles they had on their persons: necklaces, anklets, bracelets,
waiste-chains, belly chains, and rings all of pure 100% 24 karat gold!
They looked freshly clean, but their eyes were of the most unusual of
them all that immediately set them apart for you see their eyes were
shades of scarlet, violet, orange, blue, and green and they were fairer
complected. Their nails were kept trimmed and short on their fingers and
toes
as they all stared and gazed upon their earthling guests, quietly
welcoming them with almost open arms.

"You've got to be shitting me......." said Lloyde to the others as they
all could not take their eyes off of the beauties lounging and laying
down right before their eyes, beckoning them ever still to come hither to
them.

"Oh wowee! Is this totally sweet or what!", exclaimed Bunny as she was
anxious to jump right in on the festivities, but the mistress of the
cathouse thrust her staff in front of her to stop her.

"First, young ladies, you must all purify thyselves in the waters of the
sacred pool that is to thy left of thine presence."

Mistress Kitten pointed her staff to the left as a spacious shallow pool
of clear and tepidly lukewarm water bubbled softly as rivulets babbled
gently down into it from a source unseen.

"Well, dudes, what are we waiting for?"

"Yeah, let's get cleaned up so we can all get down to getting laid, shall
we?"

The quartet proceeded to strip each other of their clothes to reveal
their own naked bodies with their magical penises laying flaccidly, soon
to become erect once they took the plunge.

It was not much longer until they all took the plunge and dove right into
the water to wash and freshen themselves and each other up, but not
before the celestial maidens or apsaras would come to their aid to help
bathe them.

The apsaras bathed and washed them thoroughly much to their own pleasure
as they reveled in the caresses and massages of their soapy hands. After
the bathing in the purifying sacred waters had been complete, all four of
them were well prepared to embark upon a sexual adventure that would take
them to the stars.....and beyond......

Would they still survive this to tell the tale back in Woodland Park? We
shall soon see!

TO BE CONCLUDED

Things really get hot and horny when our heroines embark upon the sexual
adventure of their lives as the conclusion to Woodland Park: Miss Kitty's
Area 69 will be coming your way. If you have any questions, please email
at stonefeet@hotmail.com if you have any further complaints, criticisms,
etc.
Bye for now.