Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 21:22:04 +0000 (GMT)
From: sam c <sam_c02uk@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: Yes, Miss!

This is a work of fiction.  Any similarity to anyone,
anywhere, anywhen is purely coincidental.

This story involves sex between adult females.  If
that's not
your thing, or if it is illegal in any way, then stop
reading.
Otherwise, enjoy!

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"Dum da da-da dum dee" I hummed as I clambered out of
my car, dragging my huge old-woman-style shopping bag
behind me and huffing loudly.  I just couldn't find
another bag that was big enough and strong enough to
haul around three sets of exercise books every day of
the week, but it didn't do my street cred any good.
Still singing to myself (and imagining myself playing
the trumpet in a delightful performance of Handel's
Water Music), I turned and slammed the door, wiping
the rear of my clean trousers on the mucky door.

"Bugger it," I mumbled, looking around guiltily, for
that type of language was rather frowned upon in the
Catholic school at which I taught.

I sauntered to the front doors, surreptitiously
turning away from the cameras that poked out from
every corner of the roof as I brushed as much dirt as
I could from my arse.  Great start, Chris!

Having quit my previous employment two years ago, I
now make my living as a teacher of science in an old,
well-thought-of school that is bubbling with mischief
and impropriety amongst the staff, and cigarettes and
cider amongst pupils.  Ah, well, life could be worse.
Could be better, though, and this was my thought for
the morning. My mornings were vastly improved
recently, however, since I began sharing a form group
with Connie; a sweet, funny lass from North of the
border, history teacher, with the most enchanting
accent I've ever heard.  Just hearing her tell the
pupils to "Sit down, afore ye look like wee haggis
perched on a mountain" sends me weak at the
knees.  And tingling between the legs...

"Morning, Connie," I mumbled as I passed her and
headed for my desk.  Being a science lab it wasn't a
proper teacher's desk, just a table on which endless
stacks of paper seemed to grow daily.  Some days I
dreamed there are mini tectonic plates underneath,
creating paper mountains.  Red-faced from the
briefest of contacts with Connie, I grabbed the
register and loudly shouted out the first few names
until the pupils got the message to be quiet.  It
seems to take longer every day.  I smiled across at
her once I'd calmed down and received a grin in
return.
"The woman must think I'm crazy, or a drama-
queen, the way I carry on in front of her", I
thought, frustrated at myself, Connie and the kids
all at once.

Finding myself in the staff room collecting bits of
paper from my pigeon-hole, I decided to visit the
ladies'.  It would be a while before I was free, and
it's hard to teach when you're desperate for a pee.
I locked the cubicle door and sat on the seat,
relaxing for a minute.

As always, my thoughts wandered back to Connie and
how my arm had brushed hers this morning as I passed
her.  Yesterday our fingers touched as she handed me
some keys, and I felt a tingle up the length of my
arm as I remembered the sensation.  I slid my
trousers and pants down slowly, imagining undressing
myself in front of her, surrounded by candles and
accompanied by Mozart.  Closing my eyes, I remembered
the week before, when she leaned against me and
rested her head on my shoulder during a particularly
dull staff meeting, and I could see her proud nipples
through her shirt as I shifted so that her head fit
snugly under my chin. My hand caressed my thighs and
up towards my wet slit, and I spread my legs wider,
shaking my trousers off.

Using one finger I caressed my swollen clit slowly,
so slowly it was almost tortuous.  I pictured Connie
in front of me, her hand instead of mine, bringing me
pleasure and a shuddering release.  I gasped, arching
my back and stretching out my legs as I reached
orgasm quickly, then relaxed as the waves ceased to
course through my body.

After a morning filled with fossil fuels,
reproduction (theory) and the Haber Process I found
myself in need of a coffee.  Usually science staff
tend to congregate at lunchtime in the prep room that
had the most chairs in it, but I was anxious to speak
to Connie and apologise for my a)lateness,
b)rudeness, and c)weirdness.  I found her in the
humanities staffroom, at the kettle.

"Enough water for another in there?" I asked, smiling
and nodding at the kettle.  Connie looked around
sharply, relaxing when she saw that it was me.

"Thought you were the boss, coming to shout at me for
something I haven't done," she joked, her blue eyes
meeting mine and sending shivers down my spine.

"Nope, only me.  Listen, can I have a word?" I asked,
holding my mug out for hot water.
She poured it wordlessly and placed the kettle down slowly, turning
away from me.

"Course you can, but I have a coursework session now.
After school?"

"Ok, I'll come by your room.  See you later." I took
my drink and wandered over to the noticeboard.
Nothing ever goes as planned, does it?


The bell rang as I was chasing the last of my Year 10
group from my room.  The calm before the storm, I
mused.  Every year the glass became more half-empty
than half-full, it seemed, until soon I would think
like a crabby old bag with no pleasure in life
whatsoever.  I took a deep breath and headed for the
stairs.
Outside Connie's classroom was a handy alcove
containing a photocopier and computer for general
use.  It was also my reconnaissance spot, for I could
see into her classroom towards her desk through the
small window in the door.  She was sitting, head bent
over intent on some task, most likely marking work.
Taking a mental deep breath, I walked in quickly
before I had a chance to change my mind.

"Ah, there you are, thought you'd got lost," Connie
said without looking up, her fair hair falling in
front of her face which she had a habit of sweeping
back with her hand.  I sat down on a chair to her
left, waiting.  After a minute she threw down her pen
and looked up.

"So, what's up, Chris? Looking a wee bit hassled,
there."  I nodded, heart pounding and convinced I was
as red as a beetroot.

"I ... er, I just, well, I thought since I was late
today..." I tailed off.  I just couldn't get the words
out, any words, with the personification of a goddess
sitting right there in front of me.  I stared at my
feet.  Given the quantum nature of the universe,
perhaps at this moment the ground would actually open
up and swallow me, though improbable.

"Chris," a soft voice penetrated my musings.  "Chris,
it's fine, doesn't matter.  It's my form too, now, so
no problem."
Connie reached out and squeezed my hand gently. "You
worry too much," she said, gripping my hand tighter
then letting go.
I stood and hurried out, cheeks flaming.

The Crown and Anchor was pleasantly humming with the
early-evening crowd when I somehow ended up there
after finishing work late.  Somehow there are never
enough hours in the day for all the marking,
planning, reports, chasing up attendance records,
writing schemes of work and actually teaching
children.  I pushed my way through to the bar.

"Hey, stranger.  Been a while, hasn't it?" The
grizzled landlord addressed me curiously.  I grinned.

"Hey yourself, old man.  Been a couple of years,
nothing at all to an old fellow such as yourself."
I pointed at the Tetley's and shrugged my shoulders.

"In with a friend tonight, or on your lonesome
again?" he asked, pulling my pint and peering at me
through wise old eyes.  I shrugged again.

"Just me, Sam, so better get the whisky out," I said,
only half-joking.
I looked around the stone-floored building, with its
low ceiling and ancient oak doors.   There were a few
people I recognised from the time I had spent in
here, during what now seemed like a past life.  I had
wined and dined and dated, and drank and fought and
gambled here nights on end, willing that my life
changed but doing nothing about it.  Here I was
again, same problem, different woman.  Connie is
nothing like Katja was, yet I feel the same burning
attraction that keeps me awake every night.  There
were plenty of other women I found attractive, some I
have dated casually, but Connie -- Connie is something
else.
I gulped at my pint, wishing it was not a school
night.


Hours later, I stumbled into bed, drunk and
miserable, shrugging off my shirt and bra in a heap.
Like last night, and the night before that, and for
the last two months since I fell in love with a woman
I see every working day.

---------------------------------------------------

"...and you absolutely must bring this answer slip
back, or you won't be allowed to go."
I heard Connie's familiar Scots tones through the open door.
Hoping I looked presentable, I strolled in and dumped
my bag on the floor. Wednesday was the only day when
we were both free first lesson, and I intended to
make the most of it.  The bell went, and as one the
eager-faced little darlings pelted for the door.
Pavlov would be proud, I thought as the last of them
slammed the door and disappeared.

Connie picked up the register and turned to me.  Her
cheeks were flushed from rushing about, and she wore
a silky white blouse that just revealed the top
curves of her breasts.  She looked divine.  Well, she
is a goddess.

"I'll take this downstairs now," she said, looking
directly at me.  Probably annoyed as I was late
again.  I reached out and grasped her arm, and my
hand met bare skin, warm to the touch.

"Please don't rush off, I was just about to make
coffee," I finished lamely.  She quickly glanced down
at my hand which I removed hastily, though she had
neither commented on it nor moved away.

"Coffee it is, then.  Black this morning, I need it
strong." She followed me into the empty prep room,
closing the door behind her.  I could hear her
breathing close behind me whilst I rummaged for clean
cups.

"We should talk about this," said Connie, causing me
to turn around too quickly and stumble.  Her hand
caught my shoulder and held me steady.  She led me
over to the chairs and sat down, gesturing to me to
do the same.

"Do you feel it too, or is it just me?" she asked,
sweeping her hair from her face and resting her chin
on one hand.
I gaped at her, unable to make a sound.
I must have looked confused.

"This ... thing, between us.  This connection, whatever
it is.  Don't you feel it?" she asked.
I nodded.  A connection, a frisson, sexual tension --
whatever it was, it was most definitely there.  But
Connie felt it too? I actually pinched myself, then
wondered if I could be dreaming that, too.
Her soft lips were suddenly brushing against mine,
and I leaned forward, snaking my arms around her
body.  I had imagined this for so long, in every
possible scenario from a chance meeting in
Waterstones to a romantic stroll around the
University parks, but none of my fantasies came even
close.
We kissed for hours, so it seemed, until reluctantly
my common sense tapped me on the shoulder -- luckily
before any of my colleagues did.  Connie smiled
shakily, and I pulled her forward into a tight hug.

"I wanted to do that yesterday, but I didn't have the
balls," I whispered, kissing her ear and cheek and
thinking her hair smelled vaguely of pineapple.

"What, erm, well, what shall we do now?" I asked,
wondering as I said it whether I would actually want
to hear the reply.

"No fucking idea," replied Connie.  Pure Glaswegian.
I grinned, probably looking like I was on drugs.
"Drug of luurrrrve," I said to myself, laughing out
loud.  My God, I was actually losing my sanity, I
thought, almost crying with hilarity.  It didn't last
long, for Connie pulled away seconds later and
regarded me in earnest.

"We can't tell anyone," she said, her tone serious.
I nodded.

"Well, no, I mean, we only just..."

"No," she cut in, shaking her head.  "We can't tell
anyone, say anything, at all, ever.  You do remember
what school we're in, don't you?"

"Ye-es," I answered, not understanding her point.
Connie sighed theatrically.

"For God's sake, this is a Catholic school.  Ok, they
wouldn't exactly have us stoned to death, but it
would make life very uncomfortable to say the least."

I finally understood, and I felt a sliver of fear
creep into my heart.  What if someone found out?
Would we be disciplined, ordered to not socialise
together, sacked even?  I met my friend's gaze.  Her
light blue eyes seemed to sparkle, and suddenly I
didn't care.

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