Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2005 23:11:04 +0200
From: sapho@hotmail.com
Subject: HoneyButch.cum

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HoneyButch.cum

I will not look in the personal ads! I will not look in
the personal ads! Loneliness is a hard disease to get
shot of. It's not a disease. It's a plague. It never goes
away until you die! Maybe I'll just have one squiz
through the ads, one harmless glance at all the other
lonely dykes on this planet.  No! I am not that
desperate. But Marcy says that a lot of people do it. She
says living in the post- modern- techno- thriving-
individualistic-never- leave- our- houses- to- go- to-
coffee- bars era, cyber dating is like the best way to
find a date and if not a date then a quick cyber fuck.
And at this stage I'll take any kind of fuck that's
available! So to cruise the web personals or not?.

I can't believe I'm doing this. Should I feel like a
voyeuristic freak? I do. It's really getting me hot. Ok
so we're not looking at anyone with the words "daddy",
"man", Transgender", or "blonde" in their username. That
should narrow it down to about 2 million. Let's just keep
looking!
Fannytease- No. Never liked a tease.
CuntlickerL.A- Could she be more obvious?
DesperateBabe19- Nuff said.
Hot4u- boring.
Bitchslapper- A little scary.
ClitGod- Blasphemous!!
TurretsDyke ck%^$rhGkhgsj- um?

AAARGH!!! This world is hopeless! One interesting
username, that's all I ask for!
HoneyButch- thank you god!
Now this name seems interesting. What kind of butch has
the word honey in their username? Shall I investigate? My
god this is like picking up someone in a club, I'm
actually nervous! Wine. That's the answer. Wine is the
solution to all problems.but some consider me an
alcoholic. Ok with wine in hand I'm ready to go. Now my
first message needs to be something forward yet
mysterious, interested yet aloof, sexy yet sophisticated.

Message HoneyButch> hi.

Perfect. I wonder if she'll reply. I wander if I'm an
idiot? Yup I'm a fool. She's not replying. This was a bad
idea. I'm being dissed by a cyber stranger. Do you get
any sadder than that!

Message KittyButler> hi to you too.
Holly crap!! Ok breathe, breathe, keep cool, stay calm,
you're a sex demon a woman of great intellect. You can do
this.

Msg HoneyButch> hi.
Msg KittyButler> Are you foreign?
Msg HoneyButch> no. Why?
Msg KittyButler>  great so I suppose you have a bigger
vocabulary than "hi".
Msg HoneyButch> yeah. I've never done this before so I'm
a little nervous. Your name just appealed to me so I
thought I'd say hi.
Msg KittyButtler> ah, a cyber virgin. How lucky I am.
Just relax; you don't know me from a bar of soap. Your
name is also quite interesting. `Tipping the velvet' was
a great book.
Msg HoneyButch> I see you read.
Msg KittyButler> Yes. Us readers are an extinct species.
She's funny. I like her.
Msg HoneyButch> So tell me about your name.
Msg KittyButler> Well, I'm pretty much butch identified
but I'm not that quick to give up my feminine qualities
either, I'm like a pina callada of gender roles. It
depends on the weather. Just kidding. Anyway, I put honey
there just to make sure no one mistakes me for a stone
butch. I'm butch but I'm soft. and my hair and skin are
the colour of honey.
I like her. I like her. I like her.
Msg HoneyButch> You sound really interesting. I'm femme
identified but with an edgy twist. I'm like a margarita
of gender roles- both sweet and sour. And my skin and
hair? Well, my hair is almost black and my skin is
porcelain white. There's little difference between me and
Casper.
Msg KittyButler> Sounds very interesting. I love
margaritas.
Msg HoneyButch> I like pina Caladas.
Msg KttyButler> Will you meet me back here at 10:30
tomorrow night. I got to go I'm so sorry I would love to
chat some more but duty calls. P.S- I think you're really
nice and I would love to get to know you.
Msg HoneyButch> Same here. Sure. I'll chat to you
tomorrow night then. It was nice sort of meeting you.
Msg KittyButler> The pleasure was all mine. Believe me.
Bye Kitty.

Phew!! Wow! That was good. She seems really nice. The
pleasure was all hers? What does she mean by that? Is she
being sexual? Am I being sexual? She called me kitty.
Sigh. How long until 10:30 tomorrow night? 13 hours!! Is
it possible to masturbate for 13 hours? I'm hungry. I'm
going to eat honey out the jar with my fingers! Life just
got so interesting.


**********************************
It's been a month now since HoneyButch (whose name is
actually Max- unisex names.mmm) and I met on that
wonderful web world. My Internet bill has reached an all
time high and my libido level is even higher! I can't get
enough of her. We have so much in common and the
conversation just flows (well as much as it can flow when
you're typing). The conversations are flirty and I can
tell she wants me. I've saved some of the juicy
dialogues. Let's see:

Me: So what do you do?
Max: I own a car repair place. And you?
Me: I'm a fitness instructor. So you're like a mechanic.
Max: Oh no darling! I just own it. Greasy, dirty fingers
and lesbianism don't go hand in hand-remember, butch but
not that butch. I have mechanics that do the fixing for
me. I know mechanical engineering, I just don't practice
anymore.
Me: Do you specialise in any particular part of the car?
Max: Engines. Does your car need fixing?
Me: funny you should ask. My engine's very loud, it just
doesn't seem to be flowing very well.
I was hoping she'd pick up on the metaphor.
Max: Bring it in sometime and I'll take a look at it. So
you're a fitness instructor hey? So you're like a nazi.
Me: lol! I've been called that many a time.
Max: Do you specialise in any particular body parts?
(Oh my god! My brain just froze! Say vaginas! Say
vaginas!)
Me: It's good to get an all round full body work out.
Does your body need fixing?
Max: Not really. I stay in pretty good shape. Unless
you're offering me a free class. I don't think I'd be
able to resist that.
Me: Ok. Well, I'll trade you a free class if you fix my
engine. Would you like a group class or a private one?
Max: Gee, that's a tough question.um.er..let's make it
private. What kind of car do you drive? Just so I can
organise the right tools.
Me: A BMW Cumpaq.
Max: I'm very familiar with those. I don't think it will
be a problem at all. Should we set a date? I think it
would make sense if I came to you. You can't bring your
gym to Johannesburg but I can bring my toolbox to Cape
Town. Is that alright with you?
Me: sure if it's not a hassle for you. Can you get off
work?
Max: I'm my own boss.
Me: I'll pay half for your travel fair.
Max: don't be ridiculous.
Me: Are you a serial killer?
Max: No. And if I were I wouldn't tell you that I was.
Are you over 18?
Me: Yes. And if I wasn't I still wouldn't tell you that I
wasn't.
Max: I really like you Kitty.
Me: You can call me Kate.
Max: I really like you Kate.
Me: I like you too Max.

And we set a date and have spoken on the phone lots of
times to organise. Not once have either of us asked to
see a picture of one or the other. I have no idea what to
expect. I know she's 35 and I'm 24, which is a huge age
difference, but we just click. 35 and still single. I
wander if she is ugly. She has a very respectable job,
she's funny, and she's got a deadly sexy voice, so why is
she still single? This worries me.  But besides for that,
it just seems.well, right. I can feel it. So the special
day is upon us in a week from today and I'm so nervous
I'm finding it hard to eat or sleep- Lack of eating
because I want to look as good as possible and lack of
sleep because I spend the entire night masturbating about
Max. And I don't even know what she looks like! Why
didn't I ask for a picture? Marcy is so nervous for me
too, that she is constantly popping in to check that my
apartment is spick and span.

Marcy: 35 and still single.
Me: Shut up.
Marcy: Maybe she has an incurable disease.
Me: Shut up.
Marcy: what are you going to do if she looks like a
bulldog?
Me: Her hair and skin are the colour of honey.
Marcy: So she tells you.
Me: She wouldn't lie.
Marcy: You know this because.
Me: Look would you just shut up already! Don't you think
I've thought about all this already! I really don't need
you to remind me! And it was you that convinced me to go
on the net anyway!!
Max: I wasn't expecting you to find your soul mate, I
thought you were look for a bit of cyber fun.. Maybe
she's really a guy.
Me: SHUT UP!!!
In a week all the worrying will be put to rest. Until
then I can only wait. And I don't think I'll touch myself
this week either.


*************************************8

Full body wax-check. Complete with tiny landing strip.
Apartment clean-check. Save for the pantry but we'll make
sure she doesn't go in there.
Hair-check. Cut and trim.
Facial-check. Spotless.
Manicure and pedicure-Check. Nice and short. Feet are
good and soft.
Stock up on food-check. Strawberries, champaigne,
chocolate body paint, whipped cream.
No masturbation-check. Ready to explode!
Right all is ready and I'm so nervous I could climb the
wall. She'll be arriving tonight on the five `o' clock
plane. She has my address and so will be knocking on my
door round 6:30pm. If she's hideous or we hate each
other, I have hotel numbers for her to phone. I hope I
won't need to give them to her. All is set and I just had
my last prep talk from Marcy.
Marcy: ok, so if she's bone ugly scotch me and I'll call
to tell you that I just crashed my car and need
assistance getting to the hospital.
Me: stop talking like that.
Marcy: We need to be prepared.
Me: I am prepared.
Marcy: is the bikini hair gone?
Me: All gone. Everything is taken care of. Could you
leave so that I can quietly hyperventilate?
Marcy: Sure. Good luck.
Me: Hey Marcy.
Marcy: Yeah?
Me: you're the best. Thanks.
Marcy: I wanna hear all the details girl. Bye!


6:15. My heart is pounding. It feels like I have a disco
inside my chest! She'll probably be able to hear it
coming up the stairs. 2 glasses of wine later and I'm
still shaking.
*RING*
Oh god! Here we go.

**************************

Kate opened the door and before her stood the much
anticipated Max. And she was gorgeous! Kate automatically
thought to herself `where the hell have you been hiding
and why are you still single'. There was no way she was
35. She looked 25 at the most. True to her description,
her hair and skin was indeed the colour of honey. The
deepest golden complexion Kate had ever laid her eyes on.
Her hair was short and shaggy cut to just above her ears
and was ruffled in every direction in a bed- head sort of
way. It was very sexy. Her eyes were emerald green and
big surrounded by long eye-lashes. Her features were
small and perfect, someone in her family was an Arian.
And again true, she did look like she was in good shape
for her physique was long, and toned. She smiled at Kate
with all the warmth that one could convey and Kate could
not help but embrace this Adonis.
"Hi! Welcome!" Kate said without wiping her smile off her
face.
"Hi! Quite the flight of stairs you got there! I feel
like I just ran a marathon!"
Kate could see that Max was nervous and it excited her in
a strange way.
"Come in! come in!" can I help you with your stuff", she
offered.
"No thanks. I got it." Max stopped and stared at Kate as
she walked in. she froze in a sort of nervous freeze
frame.
"what's wrong?" asked Kate baffled.
" I wasn't expecting you to be so beautiful." Max
replied.
Kate blushed a crimson red and said " well, I wasn't
expecting you to be so gorgeous either."
They both smiled at each other for a few moments taking
each other in and both feeling a relief that all had
worked out and now they were finally here together.
" I made reservations at this really nice restaurant. I
hope you like Sushi." Kate said while Max was unpacking
her stuff.
"Which self respecting lesbian doesn't like sushi? It's
number four on the how- to- be- a- lesbian list." Kate
laughed and they got Max settled in.
"Do you mind if I have a shower before we go. I always
feel kinda dirty after flying."
"Not at all. Be my guest."
Max went into the bathroom to shower. Kate waited for
her. She listened to the sounds of the shower water
pouring and thought of the naked body subject to the
water droplets' wrath and it made her cunt itch in the
most tantalizing fashion. If all went well, she would be
showing her own wrath on the naked body in the shower
soon too.
Max came out in just a towel. It was all too much for
Kate so she pretended to need to do stuff in the kitchen.
Max knew the effect she was having on Kate and it was
making her mad with passion. She had to fight the urges
to touch herself in Kate's shower. She put on her nicest
linen pants and a white shirt, put on some make up and
was ready to go. Max walked into the kitchen to hear Kate
on the phone.
"You don't understand Marcy! She's the hottest thing
you've ever seen!.No you can't have her!. she's great,
she's so funny, she makes me laugh.she's changing in the
bedroom.I'm not impatient like you Marcy!.oh yes. I do
intend to."
"Intend to do what?" asked Max cheekily.
Kate swung round to see Max standing at the kitchen
entrance. She had heard everything. She blushed more than
she had ever in her whole life and slammed the phone
down. "I didn't see you there! Did you .oh god.do you
think I'm a real fool?"
"Not at all. On the contrary, I'm rather flattered. So
what do you intend to do?"
Kate blushed furiously at the question. She had no idea
what to answer. So she didn't.
"Well, I'm really starved, are you ready to go?" asked
Max.
"oh yeah. Let me get my things."
And they were off and out on the town in Cape Town with
not a care in the world except for each other.
The night went beautifully and the conversations were
rampant. They spoke about everything over dinner. There
was hardly a moment of silence and if there was it was to
look at each other and without saying anything tell the
other that this feels right and this could work. Then
they sipped their wine and carried on talking about
everything under the sun. Max was friendly to waiters,
which Kate loved, and Kate licked the knife which Max
loved (always fascinated by it's eroticism). It was
chemistry 101. And they were both in a sort of state of
euphoria. As the world rushed on without them, they
lapsed into a time warp that only consisted of each
other. The rest, the surroundings, the people were a
blur. When they finished dinner they both slightly
stumbled outside. Kate turned to Max and asked "So are
you ready for that Gym Class?"
"I don't think I'm in a state for a work out. But maybe
I'll sober up by the time I get there." Max replied.
"Well it's five blocks away so I'm sure by the time we
get there you'll be fine."
"Lead the way." Max said holding her arm out for Kate to
take.
They walked the 5 blocks arm-in- arm in a blissful haze.
Talking about little things, big things, any-things. When
they got to Kate's studio, she took out her keys to open
the door but was a little tipsy when trying to get the
key into its slot.
"Here. Give it to the mechanic." Said Max with a joking
tone of authority.
She opened the door and Kate fumbled about for the light
switch.
The studio was a small, private Gym with all the
equipment one needed to gain the perfect body. It was no
wonder that Kate's body looked like it did. It was human
perfection and Max spent a lot of the night marvelling at
its beauty.

"First things first. We need you to warm up." Said Kate
in her joking authoritarian tone. She was unpacking mats
from a box when Max crept up behind her, put her arms
around Kate's waste and whispered in her ear, "So help me
warm up." every hair on Kate's body stood on end and she
felt her nipples grow hard. She turned around and stared
up at Max who was a good 4 inches taller than her, and
kissed her. Max took her face in her hands and they
kissed deeply and feverishly. Max started to unzip Kate's
jeans and before either could control themselves they
were both ripping and tearing at the other's clothing.
When naked, Kate flung her arms around Max's neck and Max
picked her up by her ass and carried her to the bench-
press bench. She lay her down on it. She stood up to
stare at the amazing sight below her and after declaring
how perfect Kate was, Max began to carress her body.
Kneeling next to the bench she kissed Kate lightly from
her neck to her navel, trying not to miss a spot.
"This is a very good warm up." Cooed Kate.
"How long are warm ups usually?" asked Max while circling
Kate's belly button with her tongue.
"Until all your muscles are relaxed and warmed up." Kate
replied breathing very deeply.
Max moved a finger down to Kate's pussy and ran it along
her clit.
"What happens if the muscles are warmed up but not
relaxed?" asked Max with a cheeky grin on her face and
sucking her finger as an Aintree.
"Some muscles perform better when stiffened rather than
relaxed. The point is to work them until they do
slacken." Breathed Kate.
"really?" Max lowered her head and kissed Kate's tummy
from her navel right down to her pubic region, where she
stopped and breathed onto Kate's now wet pussy.
"Please Max.." Kate moaned and lifted her pelvis
searching for Max's tongue or finger. Max licked the
juices off  Kate's thighs before indulging herself. She
smelt of musk and lavender and Max felt drugged by her.
She ran her tongue once up and down the entirety of
Kate's clit and Kate let out a devilish moan.
Max started to lick Kate's cunt with every fervour in her
body. It was as though she had never eaten in her life
before. Her tongue stung Kate's clit in rhythmical flicks
and Kate thrusted her whole body into Max's face. Max
slid a finger into Kate's pussy, she was considerably
tight for someone that gyms so often. This did not deter
Max in the slightest, she slid a second finger in, then a
third and then a fourth. While her tongue worked Kate's
clit, Max's fingers were putting an intense pressure on
her G spot. She pumped her fingers into Kate, not too
hard but hard enough for Kate to feel like she was being
fully fucked. Kate pressed against Max's fingers until
she was so hot that Max's whole hand slipped into Kate's
drenched cunt. Max's fisting was making Kate delirious
with pleasure. She had never felt so physically full in
her life. She thrusted harder and harder into Max's arm
in shallow, gyrating movements. Max moved her head up to
Kate's breasts and continued to fist fuck her. She toyed
with her nipples between her teeth and her tongue then
kissed and licked Kate's entire torso. She kissd Kate's
neck and then her mouth. Kate kissed her back feverishly
sucking on Max's tongue. Max's fist fucking and the
intensity of it would soon send Kate over the edge. She
pulled her lips away from Kate and watched as Kate moved
in rhythm with her arm. Max always loved to watch her
lover's face whilst having sex. She got so much
satisfaction from it and believed that you could tell so
much about people through their facial expressions when
they orgasm.
Kate's orgasm was building fast. Her thrusting became
faster and shallower. She opened her eyes to find Max
staring down at her. She looked into Max's eyes and
whispered, "Max.".
" Yes baby. I'm here." Max replied softly kissing her
chest.
"I'm going to cum soon."
"good baby. I've got you."
They stared at each other with such intensity and lust
that it was Max's Green eyes and wanting look on her face
a long with her fist that sent Kate into her orgasm. Kate
grabbed Max's neck and dug her nails into it. Max
breathed hard with its sensual pain.
Kate came again and again, her cum pouring out all over
Max's arm. Their eyes did not unlock for a split second
and Kate breathed Max's name over and over. Until she
finally collapsed. Max was careful not to hurt Kate when
pulling out her arm from Kate's pussy and did so gently.
She kissed Kate all over her face and Kate returned them
too.
"That was a good work out." Said Max smiling.
"mmm.I can't move." Replied Kate.
Max picked Kate up and carried her to the mats on the
floor. They got towels and used them as blankets and both
fell a sleep in each other's embrace.
They woke up an hour later at 2;00 am in the morning, got
dressed and slowly walked back to Kate's apartment. There
they bathed together and kissed and cuddled the whole
night until finally falling a sleep once again in Kate's
bed.

In the morning, Max woke up first. She had obviously been
dreaming of last night cause her clit was rock hard and
her cunt was radiating heat. Kate was lying like an angel
next to her and instead of waking her up, she decided to
finger herself thinking about the night before. She had
just begun when she felt a second hand not her own,
caress her mound.
"What do you think you're doing without me?" Kate
inquired in joking interrogation.
"I didn't want to wake you. You're so beautiful when
you're sleeping."
"Well I'm even hotter when I'm going down on someone."
Kate said teasingly.
"I'd love to see that then." Said Max.

Kate disappeared under the blankets. Max felt Kate's soft
hair against her lower tummy. It was ticklish and sexy.
She felt Kate's breathing on her skin and didn't think
she would last more than 2 minutes. Kate kissed Max's
pelvic bones which stood right out and which Kate thought
were very sexy. Kate started at the top of Max's right
pelvic bone and moved her way downwards diagonally. All
pelvic bones lead to the pelvic region. And this is
exactly where Kate was heading. She stopped at Max's
mound. Her pubic hair was the colour of honey. Max looked
down to see why Kate had stopped. Kate giggled and
couldn't help but exclaim, "Oh Honeypot!" they both
giggled. Kate was not as much as a master of teasing as
Max had been and could not wait to taste Max's sweet
nectar. She indulged and it was fabulous. Max breathed in
sharply at the feel of Kate's tongue hard against her
engorged clit. Kate immersed her whole face into Max's
cunt. It was morning after all and this was breakfast.
Her nose rubbed against Max's clit, while she tongue
fucked Max's pussy. Kate's tongue was gifted and seemed
to have a life of its own. It was also very long, perhaps
2 inches and because of this she could curl her tongue
inside Max's cunt to hit her G Spot. It was a gorgeously
slippery affair. Max face fucked Kate all the way to a
near orgasm. Just as she was about to cum, Kate stopped
abruptly.
"No, no," pleaded Max.
"Before I continue, I wanted to ask you something."
"Does it have to be now?" questioned Max in a childish
irritable moan.
"Yes. I wanted to know if you brought your tool box and
what's in it?"
"Do you want me to show you?"
"uh huh! I want my engine fixed!"
"Where's your Cumpaq?" asked Max.
Kate took Max's hand and led it to her soaking vag.
"It's here. Do you think you have the right tools to fix
it."
"Yeah. But what do I get out of it baby?" asked Max.
"Well find the right tool and we'll see."
Max knew what Kate was getting at. These two girls were
so finely in sync with each other sexually that they
barely had to ask for anything. Max went to get her tool
box. And opened it on the dressing table. She whipped out
a double- ended, massive, blue dildo. Kate squealed with
excitement at the sight of it.
"Give that to me darling." Kate said.
"Whose the mechanic here? I'm in charge of these tools."
Max replied in mock authority.
"Not anymore. You're not. Now come lie down baby and let
Kate handle things."
Kate's eyes were so sweet and mischievous that Max
couldn't help but give in to her and she was so horny by
now that she felt like being in the passenger seat. Kate
took the big Dildo and stretched over to the side table
next to her bed. She took out some lube and smeared it
heavily on to the dildo. She then got up onto her
haunches and leaned over Max. They kissed and Max saw
Kate's hand move down towards her cunt. She instinctly
opened her legs to accept the Dildo. Kate slid it in to
Max's pussy with such ease it was like a knife through
butter. Max moaned aloud. And thrusted her whole body
into the dildo. Kate watched her whilst controlling the
movement of the dildo. Her other hand was stroking her
cunt. She was getting herself nice and wet so that she
could work the other end of the dildo into herself. When
Max's moaning, and her pussy's excitement became too much
for her, she bent the other half of the dildo towards
Max's stomach, she then climbed over Max getting into a
sort of missionary position and slid the other end of the
dildo into her own cunt. Her legs cradled themselves
around Max's sides. They got a steady rhythm going
between them both working the dildo together. Max gripped
Kate's sides and watched Kate move in gyrating movements
above her. Kate's boobs were swinging in every direction
and Max was loving watching them. Max was nearing her
orgasm and she started to tell Kate this.
"Jesus! Kate baby! I'm going to cum just now! Shit!"
breathed Max.
"Ok honey! Me too. Fuck Max, you're amazing!"
Max, being one of those people that loved hearing she was
amazing, was so turned by this remark that her orgasm
sprang upon her in a second.
" Ah! Fuck Kate, Kate.Jesus Kate!"
At the sound of her own name being called out so
passionately by her lover, Kate came too. Their honey
flowed all over the dildo and they breathed together,
moved together, came together, and finally collapsed from
exhaustion together.
"That was a religious experience." Kate said laughing to
Max.
Max giggled and wrapped her arms around Kate.
"Kate?"
"Yes honeybutch?"
" Do you like Cape Town?"
"Not really. Winter sucks. Why?"
"There are a lot of fat people in Johannesburg you know"
said Max.
Kate looked at Max. She knew what she was getting at.
They smiled at each other. Kate could never imagine being
without this woman in her life. She kissed Max.
Max knew this meant a yes.
"Marcy can come too. There's plenty of room in my
apartment." Said Max.
"She doesn't like honey." Kate replied.
"That's a shame."
And they fell asleep once again and dreamt about the
future they would have together.