Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 06:48:56 -0700 (PDT)
From: John O'Connor <lushcoltrane@yahoo.com>
Subject: Andromeda Ascending (3/6) (lesbian celebrity)

Title: Andromeda Ascending

Author: John O'Connor

Email: lushcoltrane@yahoo.com

Rating: NC-17.

Pairings: Janet/'Janet'.

Category: First time.

Date: 15 April, 2003.

Series: None.

Website: http://www.asstr.org/~John_OConnor/

Disclaimer:  "Stargate SG-1" and its characters are
the property of Stargate (II) Productions, SciFi
Channel, Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions,
and Gekko Productions.  "Andromeda" and its characters
are owned by the Tribune Corporation. This story is
for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged
hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The
original characters, situations, and story are the
property of the author.

Summary: Two many Janets?
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Thirty minutes before SG-1's return to Earth:

"Carter!" Jack yelled at his second trapped in a blue
cone of light.

"I do not believe she can hear you, O'Neill."

Jack spun on Teal'c, glaring at his friend.  Then he
turned that withering look on Daniel.  It worked here.

"I...I didn't...  Jack, I swear, all I did was lean on
this..."  Daniel pointed at a two square inch section
of wall that was depressed.  "Oh crap."

Looking at the ceiling, they saw nothing but the blue
glowing dome.  No projectors, no mirrors, nothing.
Nothing that Jack could shoot at.

In a low, menacing tone, Jack asked, "Daniel, is this
what you did the other day?"

"Well, I did touch the wall.  A few times.  It's a...
It's a habit.  You've seen me do it thousands of
times."

"Yeah?  Well don't do it AGAIN!"

"O'Neill," Teal'c said.

"WHAT?!?"  Turning, Jack saw the dark walls.  There
were more lights flashing behind the glossy surface.
"Looks like some old-fashioned computer in some cheesy
scifi movie."

Turning back to Daniel, he shouted, "What did I tell
you?"

Daniel, whose hand was frozen like a little kid's in a
cookie jar, said, "I wasn't doing anything."

"Daniel, you know one of the things I admire about
you?  You cannot lie.  Not at all.  Now step away from
the wall!"

As Daniel stepped over towards his teammates, the blue
cone vanished.  "I...  I didn't do anything.  I
swear."

Jack ignored him and walked over to Sam, still
motionless.  "Sam?  You okay?  Sam?  SAM?"

The tall blonde stared sightlessly straight ahead.
Finally, as O'Neill snapped his fingers in front of
her, she blinked and looked around, as if she was
coming out of a trance.

"Uh, sir?"

"Carter, you okay?"

"Uh-yeah.  I mean yes...sir.  What happened?"

"Um, I think that was my fault, Sam," Daniel said.

"You were in a cone of light for...what?  Ten
minutes?" Jack looked at his watch.  The others did as
well.

"Sir?  My watch has stopped," Sam said, shaking her
wrist.

"Same as mine," Daniel added.

"O'Neill," Teal'c said again.  "The system seems to
have shut down again."

The other three looked at the now dark walls.

"Sir?"

"I have no idea, Carter."

"Maybe we ought to get her back.  Have Doctor Fraiser
look her over?" Daniel suggested.

"Yeah, that might not be a bad idea."  O'Neill keyed
his mike, "Hey, Winters?  We're heading back.  Meet us
at the entrance and I'll fill you in."

<Roger, Colonel.>

"Okay, Let's go people."

SG-1 gathered together and made for the door.  As they
reached it, Teal'c stopped and held up his hand.

"O'Neill, listen."

"Yeah, what?"

Teal'c turned and went quickly towards the end of one
of the dark walls.  As he neared it, a vertical line
of blue light flared.

"TEAL'C!"  Jack dashed across the room, flashes of the
Asgard trap on Cimmeria foremost in his mind.

Sam and Daniel followed as the light widened.  Sam
realized what it was.

"Sir!  It's a door!"

As she came up to Jack and Teal'c, they were all
bathed in a bright blue glare.  Looking in the door,
all Sam could make out were indistinct shapes.  One
was moving...

"Sir!  Something's moving in there!"

The four stood back, their weapons at the ready,
waiting for whatever was in the brightness to emerge.

"It is coming out, O'Neill.  It appears to be human."

"Carter, what is it?"

Before Sam could determine if Jack was asking about
the room or the shape, the figure emerged.  All four
stood frozen, the humans' mouths hanging open.

"It's...it's Janet.  Sir."

There in the ruined temple/laboratory stood Janet
Fraiser in her working clothes: standard-issue skirt,
blouse and lab coat.

* * * * * *

"Sam?  Colonel?  What am I doing here?"

"Doc, what's the last thing you remember?"

"I was...filling out requisitions.  I think.  How did
I get here?"

Jack turned to Sam, "Could this be like the Gate?  Or
one of those quantum mirror thingies?"

"I don't think so...  I don't know sir."

"Sam, what's the last thing you were thinking of
before I, uh, started the..."  Daniel waved his hand
in the direction of the wall of glyphs.  "Machine?"

"Well, I..."  Sam glanced at Janet.  "I was thinking
about you."

"Me?" Janet beamed.

"Carter?  What's going on here?"  Jack was looking
even more confused.  "Daniel?  Maybe you can shed some
light on this..."

"Jack, the last thing I was thinking of, before the
thing apparently went on, was Andromeda."

"Andromeda?  The show?"

"Well, the actress.  See that symbol on the wall?  It
made me think of the show and I guess I triggered
the...whatever.  Then it brought her...  Or the real
thing here.  Sam thinking of Janet before she shows up
kinda confirms that."

Sam tore her eyes from Janet, who was staring intently
at her.  "He might have something there, sir."

"Alright.  Let's say that's the deal.  How did you
turn it on when you were in the middle of the room?"

"I wasn't Jack.  I was over by the glyphs."  Daniel
pointed to the far wall.

"Perhaps an omnidirectional device, O'Neill," Teal'c
offered.

"Teal'c might be right sir," Sam agreed.  "Maybe if
there's no one in the middle of the room, the device
focuses on whoever else is in here."

Janet stepped into the middle of the group, brushing
against Sam,  "Colonel?  Sam?  Guys?  I'm not sure
what's going on but..."

"Screw it!  Let's get back to the SGC and sort this
out," O'Neill announced.

* * * * * *

The iris spiraled closed and the Gate shut down.  The
silence in the cavernous room was deafening.  Finally
Janet took a step forward reaching out for herself.

"Wh-what's going o-on?" she asked in a tremulous
voice.

Her twin appeared equally upset.

"Yes, Colonel, what is going on?"

"General, I really don't know.  But..."  Jack glanced
up at the higher windows of the briefing room.

Hammond nodded.  Looking at Janet, the one who was in
the SGC the whole time, he said, "Take
her...you...whatever.  Take her to the Infirmary.  I
want a full exam."

Janet had regained her composure and nodded.  "Yes
sir."

The 'new' Janet said, "Can Sam take me?"

All eyes fell on the blonde officer, "Well, we did
talk on the way to the Gate.  I guess she feels more
comfortable with me..."

"Very well, Major.  Escort both Doctor Fraisers to the
Med Center then join us in the briefing room."

Sam and Janet led the newer Janet into the corridor.
As they made their way, New Janet stopped.  "Uh, I...
How do you address yourself?"

"Well, I guess you call me Janet."

"Alright.  Janet, can I have a moment with Sam?  We'll
be along shortly."

Janet nodded and continued on.  Sam turned to New
Janet and asked, "What's on your mind?"

New Janet grabbed Sam's arm and pulled her into an
empty side room, closing the door.  "I've been wanting
to do this since..."

Pulling Sam to her, the short brunette kissed her.  As
soon as their lips met, New Janet's opened and her
tongue moved into Sam's mouth.

Sam responded, wrapping her arms around the shorter
woman and playing tag with their tongues.  The kiss
seemed to go on forever until a loud noise in the
corridor startled them.  Both were flushed but had
completely different expressions.  Sam looked puzzled
and a bit scared.  New Janet just looked aroused.

"Uh...  Janet, I..."

New Janet put her finger over Sam's lips, "Ssh,
sweetheart.  I just wanted to give you a kiss.  Now, I
think we should go on to see me.  Or..."

Sam, amazed as the events of the past few minutes,
nodded mutely.  She took a moment and made sure she
was presentable.  New Janet did the same.

Stepping into the corridor, they saw members of the
maintenance crew picking up some conduit that had
fallen off a cart.  Sam looked at them with some
gratitude.  If it hadn't been for that, what would
they have done?

'I can't believe I...' Sam thought to herself.  She
shook her head in denial.

New Janet saw this and asked, "What's wrong?"

"What just happened?"

"We shared a very nice kiss."

"But, why?"

"Because I want you."

"You...?  Janet, I never..."  Sam stopped herself, she
was starting to accept this Janet as the real one.

The elevator was empty, a fact that Janet took some
delight in.  She grabbed Sam and kissed her again,
hard and savage.  She also reached under Sam's jacket
and grabbed the roundness covered by the black
t-shirt, kneading the softness.

"Ooo..."

Seconds before the elevator arrived at the Med Center
level, New Janet stepped back with a smile.

Sam was extremely flushed now.  She was on autopilot
as she followed New Janet to the Med Center.

"He-ey, Sam and..."

"Uh, hi."  New Janet's composure vanished as she faced
herself.

Janet glanced at her friend, "Sam?  You alright?"

"Uh, yeah.  Why wouldn't I be?  Gotta go, the
general's waiting."  And, in a flash, Sam was out the
door and headed for the elevator.

Janet stared after her friend.  Sam hadn't looked
well.  Was she feverish?  She hadn't even waited to
hear what Janet had discovered about Rommie.

* * * * * *

Sam entered the briefing room just as Jack O'Neill was
finishing his explanation of what happened in the
ancient laboratory.

"Is this the same thing that caused this strange woman
to appear?" Hammond asked.

"I think it's a fair bet, sir," Jack acknowledged.

"General, I'm pretty sure the last thing I was
thinking of before I lost track of time was that TV
show and the actress.  Sam said she was thinking of
Doctor Fraiser just before she was caught," Daniel
said.

Sam nodded. "Yes.  I was...thinking about what she had
told me about this Rommie..." she lied.  She wasn't
about to tell them about her true thoughts.  Even
though neither she nor Janet would get in trouble, she
just felt it was better to keep that can closed and
the worms trapped.

"Well, the DNA results of this Rommie came in.  She is
a machine."

"What?  Harlan again?" Jack shouted.

"No, Colonel.  This is something much more
sophisticated.  Apparently she is mechanical on a
cellular level."

"Huh?  Come again?"

"Major, maybe you can explain it better," Hammond
said, passing her the folder.

Sam took a few moments to go over the results while
the others waited.  Impatiently.

"Okay.  Uh, sirs.  It seems that Andromeda is a
machine like she claimed.  One of the most incredible
results of cybernetics ever."

"Okay, Carter.  But what's this about...  Are we
talking about..."  Jack shuddered dramatically,
"Nanites?"

"No sir.  This is more of a case of a textbook
android."

"A robot?" Daniel asked.

"No.  Well, a robot is to an android what the Wright
Brothers' place is to the shuttle.  An android is an
artificial being.  The classic scifi android has
artificial organs that mimic human ones.  A robot is a
mechanical device...like our MALPs.

"If you create an artificial being with a form of A.I.
so that it's self-aware, then you have an android."

"But Data was circuitry and stuff inside," Jack said.

"Sir, 'Star Trek' is not really a valid basis for..."
Sam shook her head with a gentle smile, "Data was
their version of an android.  But, in the terms we're
using, he was a robot with A.I.  Like what Harlan
created."

Hammond interrupted her, "What about this second
Doctor Fraiser?"

"Undoubtedly she's an android too."

* * * * * *

Janet was finishing her exam of 'herself'.  It was
unnerving at first.  But, as she examined the other,
she became more at ease.  Even to the point of being
comfortable seeing the other's nude form on the table.
 'At least we stay in shape,' she joked inwardly.

"Why are you doing the exam?" her counterpart asked.
"Wouldn't it be better to have Doctor Warner or one of
the others do this?"

Janet smiled, "Yeah, it would.  And a bit easier on
both of us.  But, I am the most familiar with
Andromeda.  And my familiarity might save us some
time."

"Why is time a factor?  Did you find something?"

Without thinking, Janet reached down and brushed a
strand of brown hair back, "No.  But, when the
alternate Sam came through the Quantum Mirror, we
weren't aware of the dangers to her.  The more we know
the sooner, the better we'll be able to handle any
possible problems."

The reclining Janet shook her head, "I should know
that!  Why don't I?"

In a gentle tone, Janet said, "I don't know.  But
don't worry.  But between us and Sam, we'll figure it
out."

"Sam is really special, isn't she?" the other asked.

"Yes she is."

"Have you ever..."  The other Janet's voice trailed
off and she sat up.  Gently but firmly grasping
Janet's face in her hands, the other kissed the
doctor, her tongue sliding into her mouth with ease.

Janet pulled back.  "What the hell...?"

"I'm sorry.  I just...  I can't help but wonder what
it would be like to make love to myself," the other
said.  "And didn't you notice how wet I was getting
when you were probing my..."

Janet remembered.  The same thing happened with
Rommie.  And both of them had tried to seduce her, one
successfully.  But she was finally coming to terms
with that.

Now this...

"Janet, I guess we don't share everything in the same
way.  But I like girls.  Hell, I love girls!  And I
want to love you," the other said in a seductive tone.

Janet stared at her mirror image.  The kiss was...  To
be honest, the kiss was great.  And she was finally
beginning to accept these new desires.

But with herself?

The other Janet laughed, her cheeks dimpling cutely.
"Yeah, I think I know what you're wondering.  Would it
be incest?  Masturbation?  Or just a helluva lot of
fun?"

Janet stood there wondering, 'When did my life become
so weird?'

The other imitated Rommie's actions the day before and
quietly slipped a hand under Janet's uniform skirt.
Janet squeaked when she felt fingers on her sex.

"Hmm, you're wet.  You are...interested."

Janet looked around, not that anyone could see into
the curtained area.  She made a decision, one she
hoped she wouldn't come to regret.  But she also knew
if she didn't, she'd regret that too.

"Put this robe on."  The nude Janet sat up and tugged
the robe over her body.  "Follow me."

The other Janet hopped off the table, her breasts
jiggling under the loose robe.  Janet tore her eyes
away and headed for her office.

Once inside, she locked the door and made sure the
blinds were closed.  "Are you a screamer?"

"Are you?"

"Not necessarily."

"Same here."

"Lose the robe.  Doctor's orders," Janet said with a
twinkle in her eye and a pair of cute dimples in her
cheeks.

* * * * * *

"Alright, SG-1.  You may stand down.  For now.  I
would like you ready to return to the planet tomorrow
if necessary."

"Yes sir," Jack responded with a little wave.

"So, Carter, wanna join us at O'Malley's?  They
finally decided we could go back there."

"No thank you sir.  Some other time.  I want to check
in with Janet and see if she's come up with anything
new."

"Your loss.  More beer and ribs for me...  C'mon boys,
let's get cleaned up and get out of here for a while.

We should be there in time for the Dodgers vs.
Diamondbacks game.  Maybe even get the A's at Seattle
on ESPN2."

Sam smiled at her friends' backs as she went down to
the Control Room.  She wasn't surprised that there
wasn't anything now that had come from the planet.
She left there after a few minutes and headed for the
Med Center.

* * * * * *

Janet was amazed at herself.  But ignoring the sane,
rational part of her brain for once the day before had
brought her so much pleasure that she decided to do it
again today.

Taking her nude twin in her arms, she pressed her open
mouth to the other's.  As they kissed passionately,
the New Janet managed to pull the white lab coat off
her lover so she could caress clothing-covered areas
of interest more easily.

To anyone looking at this scene from the outside, they
would've been confused to say the least.  Two
beautiful brunettes, exactly the same in appearance to
all intents and purposes, were locked in a deep kiss.
The only thing to differentiate them was the fact that
one was naked as a jaybird and the other wore the
uniform of the United States Air Force.

The uniformed Janet began to kiss along the line of
New Janet's jaw then down along her collar bone.  New
Janet threw her head back to give her twin better
access.

Janet took the open invitation and kissed down across
the woman's upper chest then hefted the familiar
breasts in her hands.  She giggled, and said, "I never
thought about how they felt in someone else's
hands..."

"Well, it feels pretty good to me," New Janet giggled.
 The giggles turned to quiet moans as Janet took the
tip of her twin's right breast into her mouth.

She toyed with the eraser-sized nipple with her tongue
as she held the breast in her hand.  Janet's other
hand slid around to cup her twin's round ass.

New Janet held the doctor's head to her ample chest as
she enjoyed the sensations of a woman's soft, sensual
touch on her body.

Janet pulled back slightly, nipping at the hard bud.
Holding it in her teeth, she worried at it gently,
moving her head from side to side.  New Janet groaned.

Releasing the nipple, Janet whispered, "I want...to
taste you now."

When she was younger and learning about her body,
Janet had tasted her essence on her fingers.  She was
incredibly curious to see if she still tasted the
same.

Kneeling at the other's feet, she looked at the dark
brown curls and the lips that protruded slightly.  She
knew that from her own body, she was excited.  And so
was her twin.

Inhaling, she smiled up at the other before dipping in
to sample her nectar.  A soft, insistent tongue snaked
out and between the puffy outer labia as Janet tasted
herself for the first time in years.

Wet heat enveloped her tongue as the tangy yet musky
juice flowed into her mouth.  The woman was sopping
wet and Janet was happy to try to catch as much as she
could.

Looking up the nude form above her, Janet saw New
Janet pressing her hand into her mouth to stifle any
loud moans or squeals.  She smiled, both in
appreciation and because her nose was being tickled by
the other's pubic hair.

The other's free hand held Janet's face to her as she
began to buck her hips.  She started to fall forward
and caught herself.  Janet helped her willing victim
by holding onto New Janet's ass with both hands,
propping her up.

The soft hands on her cheeks helped her maintain her
stance as the other Janet gave in and had what
would've been a very loud orgasm.  Instead, the office
was filled with muted moans and even a muffled scream
as the newcomer came.

* * * * * *

"Yes, Major.  She took her...twin?   Well, they went
into her office," the nurse on duty said.

"Thanks, Nancy," Sam replied.  She went out of the
main room and into a small corridor leading out as
well as to the CMO's office.

Sam noted that the door was closed. That was somewhat
unusual but the last couple of days had been very
unusual.  But Sam was surprised, and a little
irritated, to find the door locked.

She was about to knock when she heard sounds inside.
She couldn't make out what was going on but she was
suddenly filled with foreboding.

The tall blonde slammed her shoulder against the door,
forcing it open.  As she stumbled into the dimly lit
office she became aware of the monumental mistake she
made.

Stunned blue eyes found Janet sitting in her chair,
her legs spread and her panties and pantyhose crumpled
on the floor.  New Janet in all her naked glory, was
kneeling at Janet's feet, her face buried in the
doctor's pussy.

"SAM!" Janet shouted.

"Uh...Janet...?"  Sam, red-faced, stepped back into
the doorway, holding her hands up.  "Uh, I'm sorry...
I thought you...  Sounded like...  Don't...get up."

Sam backed into the short corridor and pulled the door
closed.  What the hell...?

"Major?"

Sam turned to see Nancy at the end of the short
corridor.  "Uh, Nancy.  Hi."

"Is Doctor Fraiser okay?"

"Ye-yeah.  She's fine.  Uh, my mistake...  No need
to...go in there just now."

"Okay, Major.  Just sounded like..."

The door opened and Janet, looking a bit ruffled,
said, "No problem Nancy.  My...uh, twin was...  It's
okay."

"Alright Doctor," Nancy said, returning to her duties.

"Uh...  So, Sam..."

"Janet, I am so sorry.  I never...  I..."  Sam
couldn't look at the woman before her and dropped her
eyes to the floor.  "I'll, uh, pay for the door."

"Sam, I don't know what to say..."

"Janet, it's...  It's okay.  Really."  Sam was walking
backwards up the short hall.  "Nothing to worry about.
 Just...  I won't say a word...  See...see ya later."


With that, Sam turned and disappeared.  Janet slammed
her hand against the wall; fear, anger and confusion
washing away the last traces of arousal.

What the hell was she going to do?  More importantly,
what the hell was going on with her?