Date: Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:25:07 EST
From: Tomnick9@aol.com
Subject: Tomorrow's Chinese Overlords by Thomas Hanrahan

The following story is to the best of my knowledge fictional Maureen O'Hara
and Cybill Sheperd would never dream of doing such thimgs which is their
loss.

You may have heard the theory that u.f.o's are piloted by Chinese people
from the future. They come to our time bleed cows, probe asses, rig
elections and generally just run amok. This much is public knowledge but
what you likely did not know was the extent of my dealings with them and
you would not know unless you knew me. As I am not famous.

From time I had collaborated with these future Chinese mostly for money to
buy beer and smokes.  Recently I had a change of heart because of the long
hours, early mornings and as far as you know because I felt guilty about
betraying my now and future countrymen. That was before I got shitfaced on
St. Patty's Day.

The Superstation was showing The Quiet Man with the preternaturally
voluptuous Maureen O'Hara and I believe john Wayne may have been in that
movie as well. Most of the redheads I have known in my life were bitchy
white trash chicks with obscene, droopy tits. I would usually refer to this
sort of rack as China Syndrome tit but today I just not going to. Maureen
O'Hara had a fiesty yet saintly disposition and was heroically supported.
She was every bit as glamorous and exciting as Little Richard.When midnight
came on St. Patricks day I had been reduced to drinking Peach Daquiri
Schnaaps but I had one half of a great idea.

Cinco de Mayo came and I was watching The Last Picture Show with Cybill
Sheperd on W.G.N. It had never occurred to me that Cybill had ever been
such a young woman. My Chinamen rank her the fifth most beautiful woman
that has ever lived with the third best ass in recorded history. However
her tit's don't even rank in the top 1000. Where as Maureen O'Hara's
breasts reign supreme.My contact among the Chinamen from the future of the
future took a course on Maureen O'Hara's breasts in college and received
the equivalent of a C. He claims to be an ass man but I suspect
otherwise. I was depressed because I was trying to quit drinking and so I
was sober on Cinco de Mayo but I had the other half of my great idea.

I contacted the Chinamen from beyond the year 3000 and agreed to work for
them again for a price.I won't say how I contacted them because trust me
you don't want to get involved with that crowd and I won't say what I
agreed to do for them because then you'd hate me. I will say I was
compensated with a pair of clones resembling young and fit versions of
Maureen O'Hara and Cybill Sheperd that had been hardwired for lesbian
love. Originally I wanted the O.G. versions but tomorrow's Chinese
overlords convinced me that such a tryst between the Maureen O'Hara and
Cybill Sheperd that occupied my peculiar space and time would be
distasteful at best. I reluctanly agreed with them and I suppose they would
know. You don't spend 1500 hundred years producing high end lesbian parlor
clones for fun and profit without gaining a certain level of wisdom on the
matter.

I rented an efficiency appartment on the south side of Madison for the
three of us and I bought the girls a futon to share. They're attraction was
purely physical at first but in the fullness of time Maureen and Cybill
fell deeply in love.

I have so many wonderful things in our time together but let me relate what
happened while I was trying to watch the Orange Bowl. As per usual the
girls were lying between me and the T.V. set wearing nothing but the
matching Packers Suck t-shirts I had bought for them. Maureen was
underneath Cybill with her ring finger casually inserted in Cybill's ass.
Not her whole finger mind you just enough to taste. They were in no hurry.
Cybill was tongueing Maureen`s ear causing her to giggle and whisper to
Cybill in Gaelic accented Chinese. I don't speak Chinese so I can only
infer that they discussed switching positions so they could each eat the
other`s pussy because that's what happened.

They gently finger fucked the other's ass and patiently nibbled and sucked
the other's pussy. Their patience began to fade and their t-shirts were a
mess. The vibrations of the golden age of Hollywood and impending orgasm
were too much for me to ignore even during this championship game. I had to
somehow contribute.

The small room had growm unbearably humid. I had been drinking beer all
evening and had meant to go to the bathroom but never did because the game
was so tight. The girls had two fingers each in their respective assholes
and were fast approaching critical mass. I stood up out of my chair pulled
out my cock and pissed all over the both of them. There was noise and more
and heat and cum. There was a psychic explosion that you would have to piss
on your two favorite movie stars as they ate each other out to believe was
real. I stood there with my cock in my hand and felt like the 2001 N.C.A.A.
Football Champion Oklahoma Sooners. Cybill Sheperd passed out with her face
in Maureen O` Hara's cunt.