Date: Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:04:11 -0700 (PDT) From: Sheila Smith <sheilamoist4u@yahoo.com> Subject: Ask Aunt Sheila - 2 Ask Aunt Sheila - 2 14 Changing room grope Dear Aunt Sheila I was in a well-known department store the other day, and I went into a changing room to try on a dress. The sales assistant followed me in a little while later and asked me if it was what I wanted. She didn't leave when I took off the dress, and then, while she was standing next to me, she touched my breasts. It might have been accidental, but I think it was deliberate. Nothing like this ever happened to me before, and I am really not sure what I should do about it. What do you advise? Confused Angela Angela, my dear, go back to the store and try on some more dresses, and don't wear a bra. That way she can caress your boobs properly, and with a bit of luck you will have her on her knees in no time eating out your pussy! 15 Peeping Tom Dear Aunt Sheila My girlfriend and I often walk about naked in our apartment, but the other evening, I saw a man in the apartment across the courtyard spying on us. From the way his arm was moving, I am sure he was masturbating. In a way it was our fault because we were standing close to our window and caressing each other's breasts at the time. Do you think we should keep the curtains closed in future? Tessa and Marnie Certainly not! In fact, I think you two should put on a really sexy exhibition for him. Let him see you kissing, sucking on each other's nipples and fingering each other's pussies. You can be sure that it won't be long before the poor dumb bastard wanks himself to death! 16 Kid sister Dear Aunt Sheila I think my kid sister is a lesbian. And I know for a fact that she masturbates, because I found my vibrator on her bedside table a couple of nights ago. In fact, she has asked me a couple of times if I want her to finger my pussy or lick my clitoris. She is so gross, I am wondering if I should tell mom about her. Kathie Tell your mom what? That her younger daughter is growing up normal and healthy? That she, like all young girls, wants to eat pussy? That, just like you, she enjoys masturbation? My advice to you, Kathie, is to get on your back, spread your legs, knees raised, and let your kid sister give your pussy a good licking. And then do the same for her, and if your mother walks in on you, ask her to join you both. She will! 17 Unnatural sex? Dear Aunt Sheila, I love my girlfriend to bits, and I love when she fucks me with her strapon. But she has suggested several times now that instead of fucking my pussy, she'd like me to take "in the ass", as she puts it. But that's unnatural sex, isn't it? Confused Claire Oh come on, Claire, don't be naive! The rectum is as much a sexual organ as the vagina. Anal sex is wonderful. Why do you think so many men prefer to fuck boys, and so many boys love to be fucked that way? Anyway, you should agree at once to your girlfriend's request, but make sure she lubes you well and takes her time. And tell her I will be happy to be the next one to take her cock "in the ass"! 18 All Girls' School Dear Aunt Sheila, my husband and I have been talking about sending our daughter Jayne to an all girls' boarding school, but my husband says it will turn her into a lesbian. He reckons that all the female teachers are dykes and have no qualms about seducing the young girls in their charge. Is he right? Worried Mom I hope so! I can think of no better upbringing for a girl than to be in an all-female environment and to receive a "hands-on" sexual education under the expert tutelage of dedicated lesbians. I went to such a school and it set me up for life. Go for it, worried mom, and tell your husband not to worry: one way or another, your daughter will grow up with a normal orientation towards her own sex. And that is how it should be! 19 Tribadism Dear Aunt Sheila, I have heard about this, but I don't know what it is. Can you help? You know, I despair of our education system when girls need to ask questions like this. It should be taught in schools when the girls first reach puberty, so they can learn the techniques of rubbing pussies together. It's one of the joys of being female that we can grind into each other until we are crazy with orgasm as our clitties rub against each other! As to the best positions to achieve this, just find yourself a willing girlfriend and experiment. Best of luck to you both! 20 Male Lesbian Dear Aunt Sheila, I have heard that there are such people as "male lesbians". What on earth is a male lesbian? How can a male be a lesbian? Confused Rosa It beats me, Rosa. I know that most men are fascinated by the idea of lesbianism, that is, of women having sex with each other. Maybe some men think they can "Cure" lesbians by stuffing their cocks into us, and like the idea of doing it to two women at the same time. But there are also men who kind of wish they were women, but would still want to have sex with a woman, so they think of themselves as "male lesbians". That's fine by me, Rosa: any man who wants to be like a woman can't be all bad, but if he thinks he can get his cock in me just by putting on a pair of panties and some lip gloss, he's got another think coming! I am curious, Rosa, as to why you asked the question: have you got a man in your life who's raised the subject? Or are you perhaps a man yourself? Well, no matter: as long as we are all having fun, a little detail like our gender probably doesn't matter that much. 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