Date: Tue, 3 Sep 2002 20:28:21 -0700 (PDT)
From: Sally 34 <sally34uk@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: The Saleswoman

The Saleswoman
By Sally

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The Saleswoman

Maggie opened the door to reveal a woman somewhat
older than herself, maybe in her mid-forties.  She was
smartly turned out in a navy jacket and skirt and
immediately made Maggie feel a bit dowdy.  Maggie knew
the appointment was for after lunch but she had not
had not really bothered getting ready.

The woman smiled sweetly and introduced herself as
Jan, though they had already spoken on the phone.
Maggie invited her in, asking her to sit on the
comfortable sofa next to her.  Jan was carrying a
large black bag and she placed it carefully beside her
on the floor before turning to Maggie with the same
sweet smile.

"Now, I understand from a friend that you were
interested in looking at our products?" she began.

"Yes, that's true," said Maggie - it was Angela who'd
dared her to invite Jan round.

"Now, a lot of women find what I show them a bit of a
giggle and that's nothing to worry about, believe me,
I'm used to it!"

Maggie just smiled - she was already nervous and
half-regretting her earlier phone call inviting the
saleswoman round.

"Now, what I'll show you is our catalogue, have a look
and if there's anything you fancy I can whip it out
and we can take a look - I carry most products with
me."

She handed Maggie a glossy catalogue entitled "Marital
Aids".  Maggie took it with slightly shaking hands and
skimmed through it.  She was aware of Jan's eyes
appraising her and wasn't quite sure where or what to
look at.

All she'd wanted was a vibrator, but an older and
wiser friend, this was Angela, insisted that if she
bought mail order she could easily be disappointed.
Maggie had no intention of going to a sex shop so
Angela had suggested a friend of hers who was a sales
rep for sex aids company.  Maggie had wanted a
vibrator for a number of reasons, the main one being a
lack of satisfaction with her own sex life.  She loved
her husband dearly, but he just wasn't 'active' enough
for her and was away often.

Now, as she skimmed through the catalogue there were
not only vibrators, but lots of bizarre other items
too, including hideous underwear and even handcuffs!
She tried to concentrate on the vibrators.  They
seemed to fall into the 'realistic' and
'non-realistic' ones -- Maggie thought she preferred
something smooth and simple as opposed to the 'veiny
penis' variety.

"What about this one?" she said, tapping her finger on
something white and lipstick shaped.

"Hmm, what size?" asked Jan.

That threw Maggie completely.  Size? "Uhmm, medium I
suppose."

"Oh, that'll be the 7-incher then," said Jan and dived
into her bag of wonders.

She drew out something approximating what was in the
catalogue and handed it to Maggie.  Maggie held it
gingerly, felt the weight, stroked the hard plastic
surface and then looked blankly at Jan.

"Well, it seems ok," she said, rather vaguely - not
really sure what 'features' to look for.

"Oh, that's a nice one," said Jan.  "Switch it on and
you'll see what I mean."

Maggie fiddled with it a while with no success so Jan
leaned over, turned the base, and the thing suddenly
came to life in her hands sending powerful vibrations
up her arm.  Maggie giggled.

"Oh!  I see what you mean!"

Jan smiled back.

"Of course, you won't know if it's the right one for
you until you've tried it," she said.

Maggie thought this over.  "No, I suppose not!"

"Well then, would you like to do that here or
somewhere more comfortable, like the bedroom?"

"What do you mean?" asked Maggie, confused.

"Well, I never make a sale until a customer is
completely satisfied with the product."

Maggie was not sure she understood what Jan meant, or
at least what she THOUGHT she meant.

"Of course," she said, blankly.

"Well then, if you put your legs up on the sofa and
whip your panties off - no need to take your skirt off
- I'll see if this is the right one for you."

Maggie gasped.

"You mean you want me to try it... now?"

"Oh yes," said Jan, unconcerned.  She was already
extracting a pair of thin transparent gloves from her
bag.  Maggie watched, stunned, as she took a small
tube of lubricating gel and smeared it over the top of
the vibrator.  She really meant it.

Maggie suddenly felt like she'd taken a trip to the
gynaecologists.  Why hadn't Angela warned her?  She
would have at least put on some clean panties.

Maggie stood up and slipped off her panties.  Jan just
beamed at her and patted the sofa next to her for
Maggie to sit down on.  Maggie rested her head on the
arm and put her feet up on the sofa.  She parted her
legs slightly and rolled up her skirt to her hips.
Jan smiled down at the blonde curls of her pussy and
then, with her gloved hands applied some more
lubricating gel to the outer lips of Maggie's vagina.

"Always a good idea to use plenty of this," she said
in a motherly way.  "Unless you can find someone's
tongue to do the trick!"

She grinned up at Maggie again but Maggie was gritting
her teeth at the invading touch.

'Oh god,' she thought, 'Let me just get this over with
quickly; I'll tell her I like it, whatever it feels
like, and then at least it'll be over!'

"Open your legs a bit wider love," said Jan.  "Some
ladies like to hold their knees while I do this gives
me better access!"

Maggie put one foot on the floor and hooked the other
over the back of the sofa.  She felt incredibly
vulnerable.

"Now, just relax," said Jan, and slowly, very slowly
she inserted the smooth head of the vibrator into
Maggie's cunt.  As she pushed it gently in she checked
Maggie's face for reaction.  Maggie was biting her lip
and gripping the edge of the sofa.

Once it was half-way in, Jan paused.

"There, I'll just let you get used to the sensation
before I turn it on.  How does that feel?"

Maggie nodded dumbly. "Ok," she said, not daring to
move.

Jan smiled, leaned forward with her other hand and
turned on the vibrator to a low setting.

Maggie had never had a vibrator inside her before and
was unprepared for the powerful sensations pulsing
through her vagina and even into her colon.  The
feeling was wonderful and she closed her eyes with
pleasure.

"Mmmm, thought you'd like that," smiled Jan.  "Let me
put it up a notch higher."

Now the pleasure was more intense and waves of
pleasure enveloped her body.  Maggie moaned slightly
and shifted her hips, thrusting her pelvis to take
more of the vibrator inside herself.  Jan held the
base firm to allow Maggie to impale herself.

"That's it love," she cooed encouragingly.

"Mmmm, I like this one," said Maggie. "I'll take it."

Suddenly Jan switched off the pleasurable vibrations
and withdrew the toy leaving Maggie feeling
unfulfilled.

"Oh!" she said.

"Are you sure?" queried Jan, looking doubtful.

Maggie struggled into a sitting position, flicking her
skirt over her lap, trying to regain her composure.

"I... I... I think so," she said, looking to Jan for
reassurance.

"No, it's just that a lot of girls make the same
mistake as you - fall in love with the first one they
try - and you can't really judge unless you've
compared now, can you?"

"I... I suppose not," agreed Maggie.

"So, why don't I pick you out something else I think
you'd like and see what you think?"

Jan delved into her bag and withdrew a slightly large
looking chrome vibrator.  The head was more bulbous.

"Now THIS one is for the more discerning user," said
Jan. "Now, you just get comfy again."

Maggie did as she was told and Jan lifted her skirt
and arranged her legs apart as she wanted them.

This time she was less gentle with the insertion.  She
didn't need to be too careful as Maggie's cunt was
already wet.  She switched the thing on and soon had
Maggie squirming on the sofa.

"Oh yes," said Maggie, between gasps. "That one is
great."

"See," said Jan. "I told you!"

Jan thrust the vibrator in and out a little to give
her the full feeling.  The chrome vibrator was almost
twice as expensive as the white one and she was on
commission.

When she had judged that Maggie was beginning to
carried away she withdrew it sharply again.

"Oh! Oh! I just HAVE to have that one," said Maggie,
her eyes sparkling.

"Hmmm," said Jan. "Let me try just one more, ok?"

"Ok," said Maggie, and lay back in the position,
letting Jan do with her as she pleased.

Jan pulled out a monstrous fake phallus.  It was nine
inches long and covered with ridges.  Maggie gasped,
but Jan reassured her.

"I've seen a lot of vaginas in my time and I just know
that this is what yours is hungry for!"

"Are you sure?" said Maggie. "It looks awfully big!"

"Don't worry," said Jan, "I'll be as gentle as I can.
At least you're nice and lubricated now!"

Maggie looked a bit embarrassed at this reference to
her cunt that was now dripping on the sofa with
pleasure.

Jan put the swollen head of the vibrator to Maggie's
lips.  She helped Maggie pull the lips of her vagina
apart so that the beast could enter.

Maggie exhaled sharply as the thing slowly filled her.

"Oh god, oh god!" she moaned as Jan pushed the thing
inexorably in. She'd never felt so full in her life.

Jan grinned, "I'll just leave it there for a bit shall
I?  So you get used to the size?"

Maggie nodded, unable to speak.

Jan continued, "Of course that one's a little pricey,
but it does come with its own little cousin, an anal
version of its big brother."

She pulled out a much smaller version of the original,
just bigger than a finger.

"Now this one," said Jan, putting the tip against
Maggie's already stretched anus. "Goes here."

And without permission, she inserted the tip of the
dildo into Maggie's anus.

Maggie was an anal virgin; she had never even thought
about putting things up her bottom and now Jan was
calmly violating her most intimate hole.  She gasped
as the tip entered.  She could feel it pushing against
the other dildo and when Jan started to move the two
in and out she felt them slide over each other,
sending spasms through her body.

Once again Jan whisked them out at just the right
moment before Maggie tipped over into orgasm.  Maggie
lay panting and sweating on the sofa, her blouse a
crumpled mess.  She felt horribly empty after the two
dildos were removed.

Jan smiled at her; "You want those then?"

"Yes, yes please," said Maggie.

"Now, this thing also comes with a strap attachment,
but that's extra."

"Strap?" said Maggie.  "What's the strap for?"

"Oh, it's so that if you and your partner wish to
play, one can strap it on and use it on the other."

"How on earth does that work?" asked Maggie, intrigued
at the thought of her husband with the device.

Jan paused for a minute.

"Oh here, let me show you," she said. "But I shall
have to take my skirt off."

"Oh no, please," said Maggie. "I didn't mean to
trouble you!"

"No, it's ok," said Jan. "But I haven't done this for
a while and I'm a bit rusty, so you'll have to forgive
me!"

Jan slipped her skirt round and undid the zip over her
hip.  Letting it slip to the floor she stepped out of
it then picked it up, folded it, and placed it over
the back of a chair.  Maggie was a little surprised to
see that she was wearing a very smart pair of black
stockings and suspenders with black lace panties.  Jan
smiled reassuringly and then strapped the dildo to
herself, adjusting it until she was wearing it like a
monstrous erection.

"Oh, I see!" said Maggie.

"If you'd just like to come over here," said Jan.

Maggie complied.

"Now, could you bend over the table and raise your
skirt again?"

Maggie did as she was told.

"Now what happens is that your partner can come up
behind you like so," she said, moving behind Maggie.
"Then it's very easy for them to penetrate you... like
so."

She pushed the tip of the monstrous cock against the
lips of Maggie's exposed, wet vagina.

Jan held on to Maggie's hips and pushed the cock a
little way in.  Maggie gasped with pleasure.

Jan smiled to herself.  She thrust in and out in firm,
confident strokes as Maggie desperately gripped the
table.

"So...  you... see... it's... really... just... a... substitute...
for... the real... thing..." breathed Jan as she pumped the
wickedly sized dildo in and out of Maggie's helpless
vagina.

Maggie met Jan's thrusts with her hips.  At the right
moment Jan withdrew suddenly, leaving Maggie feeling
empty and desperate for more.

"If you like that kind of thing there is something
else that may interest you," she said, unstrapping the
vibrator from her waist.

Maggie, slumped over the table, frustrated, and said,
"What now?"

"This!" said Jan, brandishing a 12-inch double-ended
dildo at her.

"Oh my god!" said Maggie.  "What on earth is that
for?"

Jan sighed.  "Do you REALLY want me to show you?"

"Uhuh."

Sighing heavily, Jan slipped off her panties that had
been put on over her suspenders.

Jan strolled to the sofa and invited Maggie to sit
down beside her.

"Now, this end goes in here," she said, pushing one
end of the monster into Maggie's well-lubricated cunt.
"And the other end goes in... here."

At this point she opened her own legs wide to reveal
her own cunt sticky with her own arousal and plunged
the other end of the cock inside herself.

Maggie gasped; now they were joined at the waist like
Siamese twins.  The two women moved their hips on
either end of the cock.  Each movement one made sent
vibrations along the cock to the other whose
subsequent shudder reinitiated yet more waves of
pleasure.

The two women writhed and moaned on the cock, pushing
against each other, fucking each other and being
fucked by each other.  They linked arms to try and
control the sensations, sweat beading their faces with
the effort.  Jan smiled into Maggie's eyes; it was
going to be a good sale....

END