Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2006 19:32:31 -0800 (PST)
From: Amy Hart <amyhartdom@yahoo.com>
Subject: The bar, 2

Linda Gray's mind wandered back to the present,
unwillingly letting go those fond remembrances of the
first time she had a shit giver at the secret place in
the bar take a shit down her throat.

The bar -- which was called Blondes in tribute to the
beautiful employees -- came back into focus for her.
Now she faced a decision, pay for another shitload
down the throat or head home and masturbate thinking
about it.  She chose the later course of action, drank
the last of her final piss drink of the evening and
headed home.  Once there, of course, she spent an hour
or so sliding her middle finger up and down her
cuntlips, slowly and then rapidly stroking her
clitoris until she finally came, thinking about a
stinking pile of shit in her mouth.

Two days later . . .

Linda was back at the bar and gazing lustfully at her
favorite blonde bartender, thinking ever more
lascivious thoughts.  Geez, she thought, I don't even
know her name and I've been drinking her piss for
years and I'd gladly eat her shit, what a real pig I
have become and am.  Every time she went into the
secret place and gobbled crap, she asked if this
gorgeous young woman were available and was always
told the same thing: she doesn't mind pissing in a
glass for you pigs, but she doesn't want to work the
shit rooms.

But Linda still lusted for the girl's poop and she
decided to pursue it further.  As she ordered another
Piss Collins from the blonde, Linda spoke to her.

"Can I ask you something," Linda said.

"Sure Linda, what is it?"

"Well, I know you're not allowed to date the
customers, but I wondered if you might meet me for a
cup of coffee sometime?"

The nude girl, lovely, radiant and a true sexy
bombshell, surprised Linda when she said maybe.  But
Linda saw a smirk on her face.

"Well?", Linda asked a few moments later.

"Meet me at the Starbucks Coffee over on 3rd Avenue,
tomorrow at 3 p.m.," the blonde said, but it was more
like a command.

"But I don't get off work until 5," Linda began to
stammer, but the blonde cut her off.

"As if I care?", was all she said as she turned to
serve another customer, saucily swaying her nude
buttocks as she walked away.

Linda thought for a moment about how she could get off
work early, there were a lot of employees who reported
to her and leaned on her for direction, and then
looked back at the girls' cute buttocks and realized
she would just walk out of work.  A chance to be with
this sexpot couldn't be passed up.

She then ordered another Piss Collins and when the
bartender delivered it Linda told her she would be at
the Starbucks.  The blonde rolled her eyes and smirked
as if to say "Of course you will you piece of shit."
Or at least that is what Linda thought she might be
saying if her lips were moving.

The next day . . .

Linda arrived at the Starbucks early at 2:30.  She had
just left work and driven straight to the coffee shop.
 She ordered a Venti Latte and waited.  She figured
her blonde "date" would be late and she was, arriving
at 3:30.  The blonde got out of her car -- a Porsche
911 convertible -- and Linda saw her as she drove into
the parking lot.  The blonde got out of the sports car
and showed a lot of tan leg as she did.  She was
wearing only a nearly sheer summer dress with colored
flowers on a white background and pink four-inch high
heels.  Designer sunglasses and her blonde hair drawn
back in a ponytail completed the very sexy picture.

She walked up to the outdoor table where Linda was
sitting and without so much as an "I'm sorry" she sat
down and told Linda to go and order her a double
espresso Latte drink.  Linda never thought about not
doing what the blonde told her to do and when she
returned, the girl gave her a smirk and proposed a new
game.

"Let's make this more exciting and go to the bathroom
for a minute," the blonde said.  As Linda rose to
follow her, the blonde turned and told her to get her
coffee cup.

"You'll be needing it."

Linda followed the young beauty into the Starbucks
bathroom and once inside the girl told her to throw
her Latte into the porcelain bowl.

"There's only one toilet in this room and we both know
who that is," the young woman said as she looked
straight into Linda's eyes and continued, "don't we
Linda?"

Linda nodded yes and then heard the blonde tell her to
push up her flowered dress.  Linda lovingly reached
down and took the hem of her dress and pushed it up
the flawless and tanned body, a body that she had seen
naked many times in the bar.  In this cramped space,
however, it was even more erotic than in the bar.  As
she pushed the dress up the lovely body, she found out
that the girl had nothing on underneath her dress.

Once Linda had the dress up over the blonde's tits,
the girl took her arms and held the dress there, naked
from the neck down.

"Ok slut now hold your cup right under my pussy and
I'll urinate in it for you, no charge for this one,"
the blonde said with a smile.

Linda held the glass right up to the blonde's labia
and then she heard the girl begin to piss in the
glass.  Linda loved the distinctive sound of urine
splashing in the cup and echoing in the bathroom.  The
blonde told Linda to look her in the eyes as she
urinated in the cup and Linda complied.

Once the gorgeous woman had finished, she told Linda
to recap the cup and they would return to their table
outside of the Starbucks coffee house.

Once seated, the blonde told Linda to go ahead and
drink her piss and then tell her what she had in mind
when she asked for this meeting.

Linda took a big gulp of the girl's golden urine and
then began to outline her request.

"Well, I know this is outside the rules of Blondes,
but I am driven by a passion for  you, your body and
all that comes out of it.  As you know, I've been
drinking your piss for years and you probably don't
know it but when I go in the secret place I always ask
if you are available, but they say you don't do that,"
Linda began, thinking of how erotic and nasty it was
to be sitting in a café talking with a beautiful girt
about such foul and putrid desires.  But, she went on.

"Anyway, I thought that perhaps there might be a way I
could convince you to do it," Linda said.

"Do what?" the blond responded.

"You know, what I do in the secret place."

"No, that's not good enough, I want you to tell me
right here, right now, what you want, in detail."

Linda gulped again.

"What I'd really like is to have you come to my
apartment and take a shit in my mouth and let me
swallow it all."

"Why would I want to do that?"

"Well don't you find it erotic to serve as the
bartender and piss in glasses and let horny women
drink it?"

"No, not really, it's just a job, but it doesn't mean
I want to take a shit in some broad's mouth."

"At least not for the lousy split they give you at the
club."

Linda was puzzled, but she figured the blonde was
talking about how much the club kept versus how much
the shitters received.  So she asked her if that's
what she meant.

"Right.  Look at it this way.  On every drink I piss
out for the customers, I keep $40 plus the tip.  On a
good night, I serve up 30-40 drinks and clear maybe
$2,000, including tips.  The shitters in the secret
place get only $150 out of the shitting fee and with a
tip; maybe they clear $200 per shitload.  They get at
best two clients per night -- if they can provide that
much crap -- but usually it's only a load per night so
their $200 take versus my $2,000 doesn't stack up.
Now admittedly, most of them get a big thrill out of
using a woman that way, I just am not interested."

Linda's mind was reeling.  Even though she spent her
entire day in dealing with figures, the little
arithmetic lesson the blonde had just provided had her
head spinning.  She had never really thought of how
much money the beauties at Blondes were making, she'd
been too busy thinking about her next serving from
them, or the current serving, or how beautiful, nasty
and erotic they were.  But never about the finances.

Now, she began to formulate a new plan for working
with the scantily clad beauty in front of her.

"Well," she said, "now you have given me a new way of
looking at this.  How about if I push the fee for you
up to $1,000?"

"For what."

"I get it, for taking a shit in my mouth and letting
me swallow it."

"Tell you what, make it $2,000 -- a good nightly fee
for me -- and I'll do it."

Linda gulped again.  She figured it was now or never
though and she agreed, sticking her hand across the
table toward the blonde to close the deal.

The girl ignored her hand and Linda asked her to shake
on it.

"I don't shake hands with toilets," the girl said
haughtily, and then with that smirk of superiority,
"so when do you want my load?"

Linda couldn't blurt it out fast enough, "whenever you
are ready."

"Well, I figured this might be what you wanted so I've
waited since we last spoke and I have been cooking up
a huge load since then, why not right now?"
Linda grabbed her purse and began to rise to leave,
but the blonde stopped her with a raised hand and
said, "Sit down."

Linda returned to her seat and looking into those
gorgeous green eyes staring at her.

"There are a couple of other conditions you must
comply with."

"Yes?"

"Well, I don't really like the shitting part, but I'll
go along with your kink but you have to agree to
fulfill my other desires as well."

"Yes?" Linda repeated.

"You must agree to do ANYTHING I ask of you and I mean
ANYTHING."

"I think that shitting in my mouth is about as extreme
as it can get."

"Not necessarily, but you must agree in advance to
whatever I want to do to or with you.

"Ok, I agree."

"And if you decline any of my demands, I keep the
$2,000 and you don't get my shit."

Linda began to wonder what she was in for,
nevertheless her drive for the girl's bodily waste so
motivated her that she agreed.

"Great, now I'm going to spit in what is left of my
piss in your glass and I want you to finish drinking
it."

That wasn't bad, thought Linda, maybe it will get
worse at my house.

After the blonde was given Linda's address, they both
drove off and met at Linda's house, which was nicely
set back from the street.  Linda had made a quick stop
at her bank to withdraw the $2,000 in cash and she
handed it to the blonde when she was on the doorstep.

"By the way pig, I have known that you always ask for
me in the shit rooms, the other gals always tell me
about it."

Once inside, the blonde took over, telling Linda to
get her a cognac and to remove all of her clothing.
Linda carried out the orders and arrived to stand in
front of the seated beauty.

"Now you shitbag," Linda was surprised at the suddenly
harsher tone and language being used by the blonde,
but she did have to admit that she liked it, "get all
of your clothes off and kneel in your naturally
inferior position before me."

Linda removed her clothes and knelt naked in front of
the blonde sexpot.

The blonde then began to expertly remove her little
sundress, pulling it over her head and standing
gloriously naked in front of the submissive Linda
Gray.  Naked, that is, except for the stylish pink
high heels, which made her tower over the groveling
Linda Gray all the more.  Linda's head was about level
with the blonde's completely shaved pussy.

The young woman then took her right hand and placed it
behind Linda's head and firmly guided it toward her
labia.  Linda looked as the sexmeat came closer to her
face.  In actuality, she realized, it was her face
that was moving toward the sexmeat of the young
beauty.

She saw the pussy lips clearly and felt as if they
were beckoning her, calling her name to service.  It
was service she was glad to provide.   Although Linda
was a shit eater and a piss drinker, she also loved a
good pussy meal anytime it might be available.  When
her lips were about an inch from the girl's delectable
pussy, Linda felt the pressure on the back of her head
subside.  It was as if the blonde was saying, from
here on in, you know the way, you are on your own.
Linda did know the way and was able to cross the small
divide until her lips were on the nether lips of the
young goddess standing in front of her, nude in pink
high heels.  As she knelt before her with her lips on
the cunt, Linda brought her hands up to the girl's
thighs, loving the smooth feel of the tan flesh under
her fingers as she stroked them and then moved her
hands around to grab the beauty's buttocks and bring
the pussy even tighter into her face.

At first, Linda just kissed the cunt, with loud
smacking sounds.  She knew well how much a dominant
woman liked to hear her pussy being so worshipped.
That show of love continued for a few moments, but
then Linda knew that she and the cunt's owner needed
more.  Much more.

So Linda allowed her tongue to snake out of her mouth
and begin to lave the rapidly engorging cunt lips and
then in between them where she found the girl's
clitoris, also showing the swelling effects of blood
flow and sexual arousal.  Linda then opened her mouth
wide in an effort to engulf the meaty sex glands of
the blonde.  Whilst chewing on the cunt, Linda began
to finger herself, but no sooner had she started that
the blonde swatted at her arms, telling her, "No
playing with yourself until I'm completely satisfied,
got to keep you twats focused on my pleasure, not
yours."

Those words told Linda that this young blonde was
indeed experienced at dominating submissive women and
Linda began to look forward to the rest of the
evening.  Linda continued to change her repertoire of
pussy worship, making love to the cunt in front of her
until the girl's knees buckled and she dug her fingers
into Linda's scalp, moaning over and over through the
orgasm.

"Very good Linda, that was for me and now the rest of
the evening can be for you."

Linda never saw it coming until the young woman's open
palm slapped her aside the ear and sent her sprawling,
yelping in pain.

"Ok you piece of human garbage, now you'll get the
humiliation and degradation you so desperately crave."

The blonde quickly covered the few feet between them,
leaned over and pulled the still stunned Linda up by
her hair and then smacked her again, sending the
hopeful shit eater sprawling again.

"Come on pig, kneel and take it, don't just keep
falling down."

Linda realized that this must be the part of taking
ANYTHING the blonde wanted to dish out and she wasn't
quite sure she could take it, but when she thought of
the potential shitload she would be getting at the end
of a beating, she decided to try.  She regained her
knees and through tear streaked eyes, looked at the
beauty again.

"You fucking cunt, I hope you can't take it and then I
won't have to take a shit in your mouth, your fucking
sewer of a mouth."

Then the blonde began to savagely slap her face with
her open right hand and then the back of her right
hand.  Linda just accepted it, hoping she could
survive long enough to gain her rightful role as the
blonde's toilet servant.

Her face reddened and then began to turn black and
blue from the ferocity of the onslaught.  Finally, the
blonde tired and then she spit in Linda's face, again
and again and again.

"All right you piece of crap, I guess you've earned
the shitload I've been baking up for you.  Let's go in
your bathroom, I've a few twists for you."

Both females then walked into the bathroom and the
blonde told Linda to get in the bathtub.

"First, I'm going to allow you to take a shit shampoo,
I've got some runny crap to unload on your head and
then I want you to wash your hair with it."

Linda hopped into the tub, her face still aching from
the pounding it had taken and as she caught a glimpse
of her face in the mirror she realized she'd have a
really fucked up face the next day.  But for now, she
desperately wanted the shit from the blonde's colon.

Once in the tub, the blonde shook off her high heels
and climbed up on the sides and planted her ass right
over Linda's head.

"Here it comes shithead," the blonde said laughing and
in a mocking voice.

Suddenly, the blonde's bowels erupted and she shit out
a runny string of very loose shit that splattered over
Linda's head, covering it entirely.

"There now, be sure and wash it into your hair and
have a shit shampoo, and be quick, there's a lot more
crap where that came from.  The blonde got down from
the sides of the tub and watched as the submissive
older woman in front of her started shampooing her
hair with the girl's shit.

"Yes, rub it in pig and if you are good, I'll let you
leave it on all night, a special shit conditioner."

As she continued to massage the foul brew into her
hair, the blonde continued to talk.

"Keep going and I'll tell you what we are going to do
next.  After you've really ground that shit into your
hair, I'm going to crouch above you again and shit.
This time, it will be solid and big!!  Have you ever
sword swallowed, that is just let a big turd slide
between your lips and straight down your throat?"

Linda shook her head, thinking to herself she didn't
know how such a thing could be done.

"Well you're gonna do it you bag of shit, you just
open wide and when the turd exits my ass, just let it
slide down your stinking throat, right into your
stomach."

Moments later, the blonde was poised over Linda's face
and Linda found herself staring at the girl's fabulous
butt and her winking anus, which Linda knew was about
to disgorge its foul meal.  Linda had already washed
the shit shampoo thoroughly into her hair.

The blonde's anus continued to wink at her and Linda
was struck by just how beautiful a shithole could be.
Her eyes traced each small crack around the puckering
pooper and then she saw it begin to volcano outward
and the asshole stretched to two inches wide and began
to make the shit deposit Linda had been waiting for.
Linda was determined to try to "sword swallow" as the
blonde had so directly stated it.  Linda, though,
would not be swallowing a sword, but swallowing a
turd, swallowing it without chewing, just letting it
slide into her body as the blonde had commanded.

Linda continued to watch the shit dance as the large
stool continued its erotic and spellbinding movement
toward her mouth.  Her mouth was stretched wide; she
realized she would almost split her lips trying to
engulf the brown monster.  As it inched its way toward
her waiting, willing, wanton and eager mouth, Linda
prepared to swallow the huge turd.

"Whew weeee, what a fucking pig you are, laying there
waiting for my shit to enter your body.  Here it comes
pig."

And the turd began to enter her, passing her lips
first and then filling her mouth rapidly.  She simply
kept her mouth and throat open and the turd, sure
enough, just slide right down into her stomach.  Once
it was gone, Linda felt robbed of that nasty, foul
taste that she found so sexually stimulating, but she
felt proud that she had done what this goddess had
commanded, swallowed her shit whole.  Amazing, she
thought.

"Good girl, you shit eater, you did well and the next
time you want to drop two grand so I'll drop a load of
shit into your body, just see me at the bar."

Note:  I've been amazed at the response to this story
and yes everyone who wrote in wanted to see more in
this series.  There were a lot of good story ideas
sent in and I'll try to get to them as quick as I can.