Date: Sat, 28 Jul 2001 11:25:00 EDT
From: DEANECHRIS@aol.com
Subject: BLESS ME FATHER 3 - REVELATIONS (TG Magic/Scifi)

BLESS ME FATHER 3 - REVELATIONS

by Deane Christopher

Edited by Steve Zink


	Dropping the dishrag she was using into the sink's soapy water, a
clearly shaken Karen Miller frantically stammered, "Gabriella."  Reaching
over and turning off the hot water, the former Father Daniel Patrick Parker
continued on to declare, "You and I really need to talk.

	"Look.  Why don't you finish up drying that dish.  Then, after you
do that, why don't you have a seat at the table while I fix the two of us a
nice cup of herbal tea."

	"But, what about the dishes?" a somewhat bemused Gabriella
inquired.  "Don't you want to finish them up first?"

	"No," Karen replied rather emphatically.  "I'll attend to them
later.  Right now though, given what you just said about your being psychic
and me not being the girl I appear to be, I think it's high time that the
two of us had a little one on one with one another.  Okay?"


+


	A minute or so later, having placed a cup of cinnamon-apple tea
down in front of Gabriella, Karen moved to take a seat directly across from
her fellow house mate.

	"Now," the former Catholic priest cheerfully urged, "what's all
this nonsense about you being psychic and my not being the girl I appear to
be?"

	"Well... for starters, girl, it's not a lot of nonsense.  I am
psychic.  That's to say that I really can discern things about people."

	"Oh, you can, can you?"

	"Oh, yeah.  I most certainly can.  For example: I know that while
you've got a girl's body, the real you - the you that's inside of you -
isn't a girl at all."

	"Gabriella," keenly aware that her helper was right on the money,
Karen sternly countered, "how in the world can you say such a thing?"

	Returning to the root of what could easily develop into a circular
argument, Gabriella simply replied, "Because, I'm psychic."

	"So you say..."

	"No," Gabriella vehemently protested.  "I really am psychic,
Karen."

	"And, I suppose you can prove it?"

	"I most certainty can."

	Though she did so with a good deal of trepidation infesting her
voice, a quizzically unnerved Karen felt compelled to ask, "And, just how
are you going to do that?"

	"By telling you things about yourself.  And, not just things about
your girl self.  I can tell you things about your inner-self.  Your male
self.  That's to say that I can tell you things that you and only you would
know about."

	Intrigued, and knowing that it would be in her best interests to
enlist Gabriella as an ally should her house mate's assertions prove
credible, Karen allowed the rather quirky nineteen year-old new-ager to
proceed.

	"At first," Gabriella began, "I thought the impressions of maleness
I was receiving from you were simply due to some fairly recent past lives
that you lived as a man.

	"But then, the more I was around you, the more I realized that the
impressions of your being male were way too strong to be caused by your
having been a man in one or more of your past lives.

	"I mean, take it from me, girl.  I've never, ever encountered
anyone like you before in my life.

	"It's like I told you before.  You, girl, are a walkin', talkin'
contradiction.  You know, as in your inner-self is so sexually out of sync
with your physical-self it isn't funny.  That's to say that you're giving
off all kinds of mixed signals..."

	Karen, knowing that it was in her best interest to do so, tactfully
encouraged Gabriella to present her with some sort of tangible proof to
back up the assertions that her spunky house mate was making.

	"Well... when I look at you with my mind's eye - my inner-eye!  Or,
if you will, my psychic eye! - I catch fleeting glimpses of a man with
short cropped, steel gray hair.  He - you! - looks to be, shall we say,
somewhere in his mid-fifties.  And, though I get a fleeting impression that
he wears a multitude of colors every now and again doing whatever it is he
does, the color that I have come to associate with him most is black.
Black with a little white starched square something-or-other at the base of
his - your! - neck.

	"Fact is, Karen, though it's pretty elusive, every now and again I
catch a quick glimpse of this little white doodad thing-a-ma-jiggy out of
the corner of my eye.

	"There.  I just caught a fleeting glimpse of it again.

	"And, do you know what it reminds me of?  It reminds me of one of
those odd little do-jiggies that priests and some ministers wear as a
collar.

	"That's it," Gabriella energetically exclaimed.  "You were a
priest, weren't you?  Your name was Don.  Don... Don... Don.... Larker.
Or, something that sounds an awful lot like Don Larker."

	"Gabriella," Karen sternly snapped.  "Can I trust you to keep a
secret?"

	Enthusiastically, Gabriella shot back, "I'm right, aren't I?  You
were a priest, weren't you?"

	"Gabriella.  I'm not about to confirm or deny anything until I have
your word that whatever I'm about to tell you will remain our little
secret.  I want you to promise me that what I'm about to tell you will go
no further."

	Testily, Gabriella countered, "All right, all ready.  I promise.
I'll be a good girl.  I wouldn't repeat anything you tell me.  Okay?

	"Besides, if I'm right about you having been a priest, not to
mention a man, who the hell is ever going believe me?

	"I mean, were I to run off and tell someone, it's a cinch that they
wouldn't believe me.  They'd probably think I nuts or something and pack my
ass off to a loony bin somewhere..."


+


	"Okay, Gabriella.  I'm going to tell you.  But first, before I do,
I want you to swear to God that you won't tell a soul?"

	"All right, all ready!  I promise you that I won't tell a living
soul.  That's to say that whatever in the hell this secret of yours is, you
needn't worry.  It'll be perfectly safe with me."

	"Okay, then."  Karen heaved a labored sigh in an effort to
reinforce her resolve.  "I don't know how you did it, but you're right.  I
was a man and a priest until just this past Sunday, when I woke up to find
myself fitted out with this body..."

	"I knew it," Gabriella gleefully exclaimed.  "I just knew it."

	"Please, Gabriella.  Tone it down a little, will ya'?  I mean, the
last thing I want is for someone to come in here to find out what the
ruckus is all about.  As you can imagine, the last thing I want to do right
now is to draw any undo attention to myself.

	"So, please.  Do me a favor.  Try to keep a lid on it.  Okay?"

	Gabriella, aware that she had become somewhat boisterous,
endeavored to comply with Karen's request.

	Continuing, Karen said, "First off, I've got to admit that you were
right about your being psychic.  And, just so you know, you were really,
really close when it came to getting that old, male name of mine right.  I
mean to tell ya'.  You were as close as close can be.  You said my old name
sounded something like Don Larker.  And guess what.  My old name was
actually Dan Parker.  Father Daniel Parker, to be specific..."

	"See," Gabriella, flashing a self-satisfied smile as she did so,
happily proclaimed.  "I told you I was psychic."

	"Yes... yes, you did...

	"And, I must say, Gabriella.  You sure have made a real believer
out of me..."


+


	"Okay.  So tell me.  How'd it happened?  How did you - a guy - end
up with a girl's body?"

	"Simply put, God did it," Karen returned flatly.

	"No shit?"

	"No shit."

	"So, why do you think that God did this to you?"

	"Well... to make a long story short, He did this to me in order to
save the baby with which I now find myself to be pregnant.

	"You see, Gabriella, the girl whose body this used to belong to was
seriously considering having an abortion.  So, when I found out, I was so
upset that I prayed to God and beseeched Him to intervene on the baby's
behalf.  And, though He did it in a most unusual and innovative way, He did
exactly what I asked Him to do.  And, I guess you could say that in a
rather convoluted manner of speaking, I'm the end result.  God, in His
infinite and, at times, inscrutable wisdom, answered my prayers by putting
the ball in my court and thereby making me the instrument of His divine
mercy...

	"In my former life as a priest, I often irreverently remarked that
as far as I was concerned, God has a sense of humor.  And when you consider
things like the Great Flood, Sodom and Gomorra and even the Plagues of
Egypt, you could say that He has a pretty warped sense of humor, at that.
But, this time, I'd have to say that God's joke is on me.  Given the way
things have worked out, it's rather obvious that He wasn't about to let me
of the hook this time out.  In this twisted turn of events that's straight
out of Rod Serling's Twilight Zone, I'd have to say that God went and put
the onus for this baby's future squarely on my shoulders..."


+


	"So, what do think happened to the real Karen Miller?"

	"I'm sorry to say that I have absolutely no idea.  But, my guess
is, she's now occupying my former body.  Much the way I am hers."

	"That sounds reasonable...

	"So, have you tried to find her?  Or, him?  Or, whomever..."

	"No.

	"I probably should have... but, I'm sorry to say that I haven't as
yet...

	"Truth is, Gabriella, I'm having such a hard time trying to contend
with everything that's happened to me that I just haven't given any thought
to poor Karen or her problems.

	"I mean, I know that I probably should be concerned about her.
And, I probably should have gone out and tried to locate her.  But, the
truth is, I just haven't had the time or, for that matter, the inclination.
Frankly, I've been too self-absorbed trying to contend with my own problems
right now to give any thought to her and what she has to be going through.

	"Look!  I've got to be honest with you, Gabriella!  This girl shit
has really got me down!

	"I mean, I've got so much to learn and so much catching up to do it
isn't funny.

	"The problem is, I don't know the first thing about being a girl.
For the life of me, try as I might, I can't seem to do anything with this
unruly new head of hair of mine.

	"Truth be told, Gabriella, I have half a mind to get it all hacked
off."

	"No.  Please!" Gabriella frantically exclaimed.  "I implore you,
Karen.  Don't you ever do something as foolish as that."

	"And just why shouldn't I get it all cut off?"

	"Because, Karen, even though it's a tangled mess right now, you've
really got such lovely hair.  And, it would be a real shame were you to get
it all cut off."

	"But, I haven't a clue as to how to take care of it."

	"You can learn, can't you?"

	"Yeah... I guess so..."

	"All right, then.  Tell you what, girl.  I'll teach you everything
you need to know about being a girl if you return the favor by teaching me
all about this God of yours."

	"Tell you what.  You've got yourself a deal.  You teach me
everything I need to learn to be able to function as a girl and I'll teach
you about all God.  And, your first lesson is, He's not just my God.  He's
your God as well as everybody else's God.  Okay?"


+


	Later that evening, as Gabriella was diligently endeavoring to get
the worst of the tangles out of Karen's tresses, Karen broached the subject
of religion as she said, "Gabriella, are you really sure you want me to
tell you all about God?"

	"Oh, yeah.  I'm sure.  I mean, if He could do something as
stupendous as what He did to you, then I think that it more or less
behooves me to get my ass in gear and learn something about Him."

	"Okay, then.  How about we start off by using the Kiss Approach?
And, that's Kiss.  As in: keep it simple, stupid.

	"Basically, when it comes to God and doing the things that He wants
us - His children - to do in order to gain salvation for our immortal
souls, all you or anyone else has to do is to strive to do what His Son,
Jesus instructed us to do.  That's to say that we are to love God and to
love our neighbor as ourselves.

	"And, that's pretty much it in a nut shell, Gabriella.  All He
wants us to do is to love Him and follow the Golden Rule.

	"I mean, as far as I'm concerned, everything else in the Bible -
both New Testament and Old - equates to nothing more than just a lot of
piling on.

	"Now, don't get me wrong.  It's all nice stuff to know.  Because in
one way or another, it all pretty much reinforces the love God and love thy
neighbor business that Jesus spoke about.  And, though I don't think it's
really necessary, I would encourage you to read through it all when you
have some time on your hands.

	"But basically, if you just live your life by those two precepts
that Jesus talked about, guess what, girl?  You're doing everything you
need to do in order to secure a place in Heaven for yourself..."

	"Sounds easy."

	"Yeah... and, it certainly can be.  Trouble is, we all have God's
gift of free will.  And, because we do, living life the way God wants us to
can sometimes become a real uphill battle."


+


	The extremely well regimented life she had lived as the former
Father Daniel Parker put Karen in good stead to absorb Gabriella's lessons.
Though she looked upon it as a thoroughly irksome and irritating task,
Karen diligently applied herself to mastering what was for her the
ignominious art form of putting on makeup.  While it was true that her
initial forays into the rather daunting field of cosmetics netted some
pretty outlandish results, Karen, adopting the 'If At First You Don't
Succeed Try, Try Again Credo', managed to improve and refine her
application techniques.  In fact, Karen got so good at it she eventually
reached a point where some of her fellow residents at the halfway house
where actually seeking her out in order to have her do their faces, and
help them with the restyling of their hair before the month was out.

	Though her pregnancy would serve to pretty much mask the
substantial changes that were being gradually wrought upon that new and
ever so feminine body of hers, Karen, though she knew it not, was in the
process of transforming herself into a truly beautiful and engaging young
woman.  Her much improved diet was doing wonders to address those sullen
looks of hers.  Daily walks in a nearby park with Gabriella and a
low-impact exercise routine that had been suggested by one of the clinic's
gynecological nurses were also helping to further improve Karen's physique.
Though she paid scant attention to it, her legs, hips and derriere were
beginning to form up nicely.

	Gabriella, Karen was quick to realize, was a real godsend.  She
proved to be a great and patient teacher, a compassionate shoulder to cry
on, and the truest of true friends.  Were it not for Gabriella, Karen
seriously doubted that she could have made the transition into womanhood.
The two of them quickly became inseparable, causing some of their house
mates to speculate that the two of them might well be lesbians.

	Truth be told, there were times when Karen, spurred on by that
manly libido of hers, was half-tempted to put a move on Gabriella.  Often,
she would find herself fantasizing about what it would be like to engage in
a sexual tête-à-tête with that new girlfriend of hers.  However,
though she found herself hard pressed to do so, Karen always found the
wherewithal to restrain herself.


+


	"Gabriella..." Karen began tentatively as they crossed the street
and entered the park.  "I have a little confession to make."

	"You do, do ya?"

	"Yes... I'm sorry to say that I do."

	"Okay, then..." Gabriella encouraged.  "What's up?"

	"Well, even though the last thing in the world I want to do is to
jeopardize our friendship, I've got to be up front and honest with you,"
Karen agonized.

	"All right, Karen.  Go ahead.  Say whatever it is you have to say
to me, and let's get done with it."

	"Well... the truth of the matter is, I love you, Gabriella."

	"Well, that's certainly a nice thing to hear.  Because, girl, I
happen to love you, as well."

	"No.  You don't understand!" Karen heatedly objected.

	"I don't?"

	"No!  No, you don't!

	"You see, when I said that I loved you just now, what I should have
said was, I love you the way a man loves a woman.  That's to say that I've
got a bad case of the 'hots' for you!"

	"Okay... so, what's the problem?"

	"Gabriella.  Did you just hear what I said?"

	"Of course I did, you ninny.  You said that you love me the way a
man loves a woman, didn't you?"

	"Yes.  And, that doesn't bother you?"

	"Bother me?  No.  Not at all...

	"Truth be told, I find it all very, very flattering.  And, there's
a big part of me that truly wishes that I could reciprocate and feel the
same way about you that you do about me.

	"But, as much as I would like to, I can't and I don't.

	Stopping and manfully turning Karen about to face her, Gabriella
continued on to say, "But, I do love you, Karen.  In fact, I love you more
than you will ever know.  And, believe me.  I only want the best for both
you and that unborn baby of yours.

	"I'm sorry that I can only offer you my friendship.  But, I promise
that if you that you will except my friendship, I will be here for you
always.

	"So, come on, Karen.  Give me one of those great big bear hugs of
yours, girl, so we can get back to getting on with our walk..."


+


	Oddly enough, Karen's testament of a manly love for Gabriella did
not infringe on their relationship one iota.  Fact is, in the days
immediately following Karen's revelation, their friendship actually
ascended to a higher plane.  It both deepened and broadened.  It became
even more intimate than it already was.  Gabriella, in an effort on her
part to assuage any fears that Karen might yet harbor, seemed to go out of
her way to make it blatantly obvious that when it came to their
relationship, it was a secure as secure as could be.  Repeatedly, Gabriella
reassured Karen that their friendship was the most important thing in the
world to her, and that she looked upon Karen as the sister she never had.

	Though it took some really serious soul searching on Karen's part,
the former Catholic priest reconciled herself to the fact that her love for
Gabriella would, out of necessity, have to remain of the unrequited
variety.  Their friendship was by far a too precious a thing to risk.

	As an ordained follower of Christ, Karen had, by choice, lived a
chaste life.  That is to say that Karen was no stranger to sexual
abstinence.  She, as the he that she had been, had practiced sexual
abstinence his whole adult life.  Fact is, he had not even masturbated
until a doctor had prudently advised him that if he wished to avoid future
problems with his prostate gland, he had best take the matter in hand and
see to the draining of that sperm reservoir of his on a regular ongoing
basis.  Random nocturnal emissions, as the doctor had gone on to informed
him, were incapable of doing an adequate job when it came to expunging the
required amounts of sperm in order to keep that former male body of hers
healthy.

	Though it had taken one hell of a lot of soul searching at the
time, Father Dan had reconciled himself to doing as the doctor had
admonished him to do.  The rational he had used was that if one's body was
nothing more than the Tabernacle of the Soul and that we had all been
charged by God with the upkeep of said Tabernacle, Father Dan had no
recourse but to do as the doctor had instructed.  If one looked upon
masturbation in much the same light as one looked upon maintaining a
healthy diet and a moderate exercise routine, one could easily reconcile
themselves to the fact that by masturbating on a regular basis, they were
complying with God's mandate to keep their soul's earthly repository in tip
top shape.

	Karen was in a quandary, wondering if she could perhaps employ the
same sort of convoluted logic to address the needs of her present mental
state.  And, if she did, would God look askance upon her actions?

	The very last thing in the world Karen wanted to do was to tick-off
the Big Guy.  If she was going make it as a woman and a mother, she knew
that she definitely needed God in her corner.


+


	Having just traversed the little stream that meandered its way
through the heart of the park via a set of well placed stepping stones, a
somewhat distraught Karen Miller sought her girlfriend's advice as she
tentatively intoned, "Gabriella..."

	"Finally," her girlfriend jubilantly exclaimed.

	"Well, now that you've finally got around to asking, the answer is,
yes.  You should do it.  And, you should do it tonight."

	"I should do what tonight?"

	"You should get off on yourself."

	"How the hell did you know I was going ask you about that?"

	"Because, girl.  As I keep telling you.  I'm psychic."

	"Yeah... silly me keeps forgetting about that.  So, you really
think I ought to?"

	"You're darn tootin' I do.

	"I mean, if you don't do something soon, you're apt to go off the
deep end."

	I mean, here you are - a girl with a man's mind.  Who, I might add,
just happens to be just a wee bit pregnant and therefore, as hormonal as
all get out.

	"And then, on top of all of that, you - you poor thing - are so in
love-lust with me it isn't funny.

	"I'll grant you that you're being a real good girl about it.
That's to say that you really are behaving yourself and doing everything
you can to mind those P's & Q's of yours whenever we're together.

	"But, though you are, it's pretty apparent that it's all starting
to really get to you.  You know, as in it sure as hell appears like it's
driving you right up the wall, isn't' it?"

	"Yes..."  Karen found herself forced into the unenviable position
where she had no recourse but to reluctantly agree with Gabriella's
assertions.  "Yes, it is."

	"Well... before you go postal and do something stupid - something
you'll end up regretting - I strongly suggest that you take the time to
attend to what needs attending.  All right?

	"Look.  I'll tell you what we're going to do.  Since it's only the
two of us occupying our bedroom at present, I think it would be a good idea
for you to head up to bed early tonight.  That way, you can tickle that new
fancy of yours to your heart's content, and thereby get your rocks off.

	"As for me, I'll just stay downstairs for a while and occupy myself
by reading a book or watching television or something..."

	A few minutes later, a still troubled Karen returned to the subject
of masturbation.  "Look, Gabriella.  While I really do appreciate your more
than generous offer, I'm not really sure if it's a good idea for me to be
doing something like that."

	"You mean, because God might not like it?"

	"Yeah... I guess I'm kind of worried that were I to do something as
crass as playing a game of grabass with myself, The Big Guy might not take
to kindly to it..."

	"All right... I understand where you're coming from, Karen.  But,
let me ask you a question..."

	"All right.  Ask away."

	"When you were a man, did you masturbate?"

	"Yes... yes, I did."

	"Why?"

	"Because, my doctor told me that it was a good idea for me to do
so."

	"And, why did he tell you that?"

	"Well, as I recall, he said that I should masturbate as a means to
help avoid the possibility of future prostrate problems."

	"Okay.  So your doctor told you that you should masturbate to help
avoid problems with your prostrate.  Right?"

	"Yeah... so what's your point?"

	"Well, if your doctor told you to masturbate to guard against a
possible physical problem, I don't think God - especially the kind of
loving and compassionate God that you've been telling me about - would be
too upset with you were you to get off on yourself in order to help you
deal with the kind of mental problems that you seem to be contending
with..."


+


	Having caught all of The Letterman Show, Gabrielle headed upstairs
and entered the bedroom she and Karen shared.  There, upon the realization
that her friend was still awake, Gabriella felt compelled to ask, "So, tell
me, kiddo.  Did you do it?"

	With her voice couched slightly above that of a conspiratorial
whisper, Karen sheepishly muttered, "Yes..."

	"Did you enjoy it?"

	A smidgen louder, Karen impishly replied, "Oh, yeah.  I'd have to
say that I enjoyed it a lot.

	"In fact, I've got to admit that it was the most enjoyable thing
I've ever experienced..."

	"So tell me.  Are you multi-orgasmic?"

	"Oh, yeah... I'm as multi-orgasmic as all get out..."

	"Good.  I'm really glad to hear you say that, Karen..."

	Fifteen minutes later, after her girlfriend had returned from one
of the house's two communal bathrooms, Karen soft intoned, "Gabriella?"

	"Yes."

	"I just want to thank you."

	"For what?"

	"For encouraging me to do what I did tonight..."

	"Oh.  In that case, you're most certainly welcome.

	"Now, while I know you're feeling all warm, fuzzy and
self-satisfied right now, how about you be a good little multi-orgasmic
femlin and do me a big favor by trying to go to sleep?

	"Remember, girl.  You've got an eight o'clock appointment at the
clinic tomorrow.  And, if you still want me to accompany you, even if you
don't want to go to sleep right now, I do.  So, what say we shut our traps
and try to get some sleep?  All right?"


+


	"Karen," Gabriella said as her house mate sat down at the kitchen
table the next morning.  "I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this,
but I've got some bad news for you.  The paper says that they found your
old body decomposing behind a row of dumpsters in an alley over on the
lower east side.  The article goes on to say that it appears that you - or,
I should say, the former you - died from an apparent overdose of
crack-cocaine..."

	"Oh, that poor, poor girl..." Karen stammered.  "I feel so, so
sorry for her..."

	"I know you do, Karen...  I know you do...

	"But, you can't start blaming yourself.  You didn't do this to her.
God did.  And, if God did it, I'm sure that He did everything He could to
help her make a fresh start."

	"Do you really think so?"

	"I sure do.  Look.  Think about it this way.  He gave you me to
help you get your feet on the ground.

	"So, it stands to reason that He must have provided someone to help
the old Karen out in her time of need."

	"You really think so?"

	"I most certainly do.  Remember - as you keep telling me - God
doesn't give someone more than they can handle.  I mean, while He might
push them to their limit and make it one hell of an uphill battle for them
to have to contend with, He never asks anyone for more than they are
capable of handling.

	"I mean, that is what you've been telling me, right?"

	"Yeah..."  Karen's reply was tentatively given.

	"And, you weren't lying to me, were you?"

	"No.  I wasn't lying to you..."

	"Okay, then.  If you weren't lying, and God doesn't ask more of us
than we're capable of, then it stands to reason that He must have provided
an out for that poor girl who ended up in that old body of yours.

	"Trouble is, for some reason or another, she didn't avail herself
of that out.  It was her choice, and apparently she made the wrong one.  It
appears that she took the easy road.  And, as sad as I am to have to say
this, the easy road is what - in the end - led to her demise.

	"I mean, unless there was some foul play involved, she's the one
that put that crap in her system.

	"In other words, Karen, she and she alone is the one who is
responsible for her own death.

	"You had nothing to do with it.  Your concern was and still is for
that baby you're carrying.

	"I mean, when you asked God to intervene on that unborn baby of
yours behalf, you had no idea that He'd ever go and do what He did, did
you?"

	"No... no, I didn't."

	"In other words, if there is anyone else who is responsible for the
old Karen Miller's death, it's God.  And, you can bet if God caused it to
happen, He had one hell of a good reason for His doing so..."


+


	Shortly after eight, Karen was instructed by one of the clinic's
nurses to go into Examination Room B, disrobe, and put on the flimsy
hospital gown that she would find waiting for her there.  Shortly before
twelve, after an unprecedented three and a half hours of being poked,
probed, peeked at and prodded, a once again street attired Karen reentered
the waiting room.

	"Hey," a concerned Gabriella inquired.  "What gives?  You were in
there for an awful long time!  I was starting to get really worried.

	"I mean, is everything okay with you and baby?"

	"Yeah..." Karen replied glumly.  "Everything just peachy keen.
They say the baby's doing just fine."

	"So, what about you?  Are you fine, too?"

	"Oh... you could say that I'm even better than fine."

	"What do you mean?"

	"My hymen - Gabriella - the doctors say it's still intact."

	"By hymen, I take it you mean your maidenhead?"

	"Oh, yeah!  And, as crazy as this is going to sound, mine shows no
sign of ever having been broken!  Hell!  According to them, it shows no
sign of even having been torn!

	"Fact is, according to everyone who took a look-see - and, let me
tell you!  I do believe that everybody and his brother at one time or
another stopped in that examination room to scope me out down there! - it
appears that this new little you-know-what of mine has never been
penetrated!  In other words, according to them, it doesn't appear that this
body of mine has ever engaged in the act of intercourse with a man!"

	"So, what you're saying is, you're still a virgin?"

	"I am!  They're not!

	"Before they sign off on something like that, they want to run some
more tests first.  That's to say that they want to take one of those
fiberoptic do-jiggies cameras of theirs and stick up inside of my
you-know-what and take a closer look.  And, if that and some other test
they were talking about running on me prove to be inconclusive, they're
actually considering getting together a team of the nation's top notch
gynecologists to take a look at me before they go so far as to actually
commit themselves to the virginity business..."


+


	A little while later, as the two of them sat in a booth at a nearby
McDonalds, Gabriella, feeling that her friend needed to talk, said, "This
virginity thing has really gotten to you, hasn't it, Karen?"

	"Oh, yeah... it's really got me spooked."

	"How come?"

	"Need I remind you of what happened the last time there was virgin
birth?

	"I mean, there's no way in hell that I'm cut out to be involved in
something as earth shattering as that.

	"I mean, I'm am certainly no Mary Mother of God.

	"Nor, would I want to be."

	"How can you say that, Karen?

	"I mean, you're a good person, and for a girl who was once a guy -
take it from me - you are going to be one great mom.

	"And, I'm not just saying that to make you feel good about
yourself.  You know, as in I'm not trying to placate you.  I said what I
meant and meant what I said.  Trust me.  Knowing you as I do, I can tell
you one thing.  You, girl, are going to be a great mother.

	"And remember, that's coming from someone who's psychic.

	"In other words, I know things.  And, the one thing I'm certain of
is that you, young lady, are going to absolutely love being a mother."

	"Yeah... but, what if this baby of mine really is the Second Coming
of Christ?"

	"Then, I would say that He's lucky to have you as a mother, because
you are going to do everything in your power and then some to raise Him
right..."

	"This can't be happening..." a clearly shaken and disgruntled Karen
muttered.  "I mean, I'm not equipped to deal with something as stupendous
as that."

	"I disagree.  But, you were probably right when you said that it
can't be happening...

	"But, then again, wouldn't it be something if it was..."