The Ol' Switcheroo
by Shelly O'Kelly


     Harry met his friend Bob outside of the restaurant/bar they
went to when they had dug up dates.  It was a cut above the place
they drank themselves silly at, but that wasn't saying much.
     Bob was looking preppie, or yuppie, but no matter what the
term was at the time, he was looking it.  Clean cut, and clean
smelling.  Harry was in his sports jacket with his "Take me,
honey, I'm yours!" t-shirt on underneath.
     "Well?" Harry was saying, "Are they good looking? Think
they're an easy fuck?"
     "Not with someone as ugly as you!" Bob replied while trying
to slap Harry's face in a boxing manner.  (Harry was of course
defending himself to his satisfaction.) "C'mon, the broads
await!"
     Janice and Joni were already at the reserved table when the
guys came in.
     Bob made introductions.  "Janice, Joni, I want you to meet
the man of the hour, me.  And this other fellow is Harry.  Harry,
this one is janice this one is Joni.  Keep it straight." With
this he added a wink.
     Harry, sliding into the booth beside Joni, "Hi there.  Nice
perfume, and love your outfit!"
     "Wish I could say the same for you," replied Joni in a tone
of either flirtation or sarcasm, hard to say really.
     "Yeah, but I don't wear perfume!" At which he laughed
heartily.
     They all fell to reading the menus.  Everyone had pretty
much decided, but there was some uncertainty in the air.  When
the waitress came, Harry leapt in and quote saved the day
unquote.  "Spaghetti and meatballs all around and a pitcher of
beer." He then looked around the table with an innocent look and
added, "unless anyone minds?"
     Bob: "Oh, no! Not at all.  Girls?"
     They agreed that the choice would be fine and excused
themselves to go to the bathroom.
     As they stood, Harry quipped, "Why do they always go in
pairs? Afraid they'll drown in the toilet with out a buddy? Say
Bobbie," and here he shifted into a falsetto.  "Won't you
accompany me to the toilet?"
     "Oh yes, I would be delighted." Bob(ie) returned in an
equally cracked falsetto, much to the amusement of the men.

     In the women's room, Joni          In the men's room, Harry
was a bit steamed. "Oh, God,       and Bob chatted away.
what have I done to deserve             "That Joni. Mmm-mmm!"
this?  My dear, dear Janice,       Harry was saying, "I like the
if you value my friendship,        way her ass moves.  I want to
never ask me to accompany you      get her someplace alone, with
on a date again.  I don't care     a bottle of something strong
how much you like the guy."        to get her loosened up and
     "I like Bob less now that     fuck her till daylight has
I see what he hangs out with.      come and gone!"
And he encourages that                  "What I tell ya? Huh?
asshole.  I could scream."         Some dish?  My little Janice
     "Have you noticed how         can pick dates, hey?  And,
they both keep referring to us     hey, is Janice ever stacked! I
as 'girls'. As if we were          am going to rub my whole body
teenagers, or less! And the        in her tits!  Mine, all mine,
way that Harry ordered for all     she is."
of us!  If we could just trade          "You know what I wish?"
places, I'd make him feel               "What?"
weak. I can't even begin to             "I wish I could see those
tell you the things I would        two little bodies out of
do, just to get him to treat       control with excitement.  Not
women with a bit more              wanting anything other than
respect!"                          our bodies and sex!"


                         * * GRANTED * *

     In that instant, Joni and          In that instant, Harry
Janice suddenly felt much          and Bob were suddenly feeling
different.  Joni noticed that      much different. Harry could
the stall changed, the walls       suddenly smell Janice's
become lower, and turned blue.     perfume much more clearly than
Also she was standing rather       a moment ago.  The stall he
than sitting. She suddenly         had been standing in seemed to
felt heavier, stronger,            change.  The walls were
bigger, harder. She was still      higher, they turned pink and
urinating and she was holding      there was a dispenser on the
something in her hand. She         wall for Tampax.  He also
looked down and saw the body       noticed he was sitting down.
she had been learning to hate      At the same time he noticed
through the evening.               his entire body felt
     She finished up while she     different, lighter, smaller,
said, "Janice?" Her voice was      weaker, softer.  He looked
low and rich.  It resounded        down and was shocked to see
through her large chest and in     the breasts he had been
her throat.                        admiring earlier in the
     "How? I mean? What?"          evening.
     "We are now the men,"              "Bob?"  His voice was
Joni replied to the man who        high, and not as loud as he
obviously had her friend's         had intended.  He stood up,
mind in it. "No matter how it      pulled her panties up, and got
happened, we are now able to       out of the stall.  Janice was
teach those sexist ass-holes a     standing in front of a mirror
thing or two."                     with a shocked look on her
     "But how long will we         face.
have to be like this.  It can           "Harry?" she asked
be a pain, but I like being a      cautiously.
woman, and I am not giving my           "Yeah. Bob?"
life away to that guy."                 "Uh-huh."
     "It doesn't matter.  We            "What have those bitches
don't even know that they will     done?"
be around.  And besides, we             "Given us the chance to
have no choice."  For some         see these little bodies in
----------------------------------------------------------------------
reason she felt more confident     action.  Damn it!  I am a man,
than she had in the past.  She     not this! I have always fucked
could finally show a jerk what     women! Never wanted to be..."
it was to be jerked.                    "What the hell are you
     "And haven't you ever         talking about?"
wondered what it is like to             "Have you thought about
have sex as a man.  I just         our bodies?"
pissed through my penis. Don't          "How can I stop? Look at
look shocked, so long as I am      me!"
in this body, it belongs to             "No, our bodies. Our male
me. And it felt good. Clean.       bodies."
Simple. Piss, zip it up.                "Oh God!"
That's it.  I am looking                "Right, there is nothing
forward to pounding it inside      I want more than to be fucked
of Miss Janice McDougan.  I        by the body of Bob Shwarts.  I
will enjoy this body as long       am having a hard time staying
as I have it."                     in here.  I can't any longer,
     "I suppose you're right.      I have to find him, and be
And, you're right, even if I       sweet and feminine and let him
haven't wanted to have sex         fuck my brains out."
with myself, I have wondered            With that she rushed from
about how I feel from the          the bathroom, leaving Harry to
outside, how I look to a man.      feel his clitoris warm, and
I guess I'm going to find          nipples harden in longing for
out."                              the body of Harold St.James to
     They left the bathroom        do what it would.  And he did
then, not certain that they        up his face a bit (the
would force their dates into       movements came of their own
sex, but intrigued by the          accord) and went back to their
possibilities awaiting.            booth.


                            Part Two

     The foursome met back at the table, and sat where their
current bodies had sat before the change around.  There was a
rather uncomfortable silence, but the two in female bodies slowly
moved closer towards their male dates.
     As Harry finally got close enough to rest her head on the
chest of the body of Harold St.James, Joni quietly said, "I
suppose this is how you wanted me to act when I was in your
position?" She enjoyed the command her voice could carry so
easily.
     "No," Harry responded in a soft, happily near orgasmic
voice.  "If I could control myself, I would have left the
restaurant.  But when we switched bodies, Bob and I found out we
are yours.  All yours.  We need you to have sex with us And now
that I am close to you, I can't control myself.  I will do
anything to be yours." She kissed his neck and put her arms
around his torso.
     "Do you hear that, Janice.  We not only got their bodies,
but we got their adolescent male fantasy to boot, sex toys!"
     Janice took a moment answering.  The woman pressed against
her felt soft, and warmed her deeper than mere body heat could
do.  Bob felt safe, despite how uncomfortable he had felt about
becoming his date.  His breasts felt tingly and tightly held in
the bra he was wearing.  They brushed Joni's hard flat chest and
sent even warmer feelings through the male body.  Joni began to
feel what it was to have an erection.
     "Well, heterosexual or not, this girl feels good pressed
against me.  Are you game?" Janice had obviously decided to be
male for the night.  Her masculine arm was wrapped around Bob's
slender waist, and he was stroking her gently.  Bob was gently
kissing Janice's scratchy neck, feeling the thrill running
through the light body he wore.
     "You bet, let's go find someplace to get laid."
     Soon, they were in a fine hotel.  Joni sent Janice up to a
room with Bob while he finished signing in with one of Harry's
credit cards.  ("I just hope this doesn't last long.  I don't
want this debt.")

     Harry was no longer                Joni could feel Harry
himself at all.  The hormones      close at hand.  Warm and
rushing through her body made      small.  He had never thought
her a slave to the man she         of herself as small, but she
hung off of.  She could feel       was.  There was something
warmth deep inside her body        almost nice about this woman
and her heart raced wildly         pressed close.  Something that
inside her.                        made Joni want to protect her.
     They went up to their         Made him want to take her with
room.  Harry was glad they had     him where ever he went.
separated from the others, she          They went up to their
was ready to be a woman for        room.  Joni had decided it was
her man, but a foursome did        bad enough she was doing this,
not appeal. When they got to       she was not going to have a
their room, there was              foursome on a hotel floor.
champagne waiting, and wait it     When they got to their room,
did.                               there was champagne waiting,
     Harry closed the door and     and wait it did.
took off her dress.  It felt            The woman closed the door
strange to do so, and as she       and took off her dress.
took off her bra and panties,      Something began to happen to
she felt exposed.  Her only        Joni.  His pulse quickened,
safety was in the arms of her      and his penis grew warm and
old body.  She went to him,        started to harden.  If felt
still wearing her high heels       good, better than anything he
and thigh-high stockings.  He      had felt before.  When she was
took her in his arms and held      completely naked, she came to
her tightly, almost hurting        him and pressed her body close
her in his untested strength.      against his.  He could feel
But she wanted more.  She          his penis grow longer and
kissed him, and felt a warm,       harder, twitching without
intensely pleasurable              command.  He took her in his
thrumming inside her.  She         arms and held her tightly.  He
kissed down his scratchy neck,     felt strong, in control.  This
rubbing her soft skin against      woman was his to do with as he
it.                                wanted.  No one was
     The sports jacket fell to     controlling him, he was
the floor.  The t-shirt came       controlling.  Master in his
off next.  It was a chest she      element.
knew, the tattoo, the scar              He kissed her firmly.  So
from the B-B gun, but it was       soft and warm she was.  He
all different now.  All she        could feel her excitement grow
wanted was to rub her body         in his arms.  His body wanted
against it.  Her nipples were      more of her.  Strength went
electric, her breasts moved        through his muscles, power
and her body shuddered in          surged through him.
excitement.  His mouth came             He pulled off his sports
around one of her nipples, and     jacket and tore off his
she was out of control with        t-shirt.  Her breasts made his
excitement as he held her in       skin tingle, he could feel her
place, suckling, flicking his      nipples dance across his skin.
tongue across her nipple.          A breast passed his mouth, and
     He let her loose and she      he pulled it closer.  He held
undid his pants.  She never        her, feeling the texture of
had known how large his penis      the tight nipple, smelling her
could get.  So often she had       excitement, keeping her from
used it for urinating or sex.      moving away.
She had stroked it from the             He let her loose and she
inside before, but now she was     undid his pants.  His penis
on the outside with small,         felt free, it stretched out,
delicate fingers.  She saw her     longer and harder.  She
hands with red nails gleaming      stroked it and he felt it all
as she took hold of it.  She       the way up his spine.  She
was aware of how feminine she      took hold of it and he felt
was, and it only made her more     her warm hands.  He put his
in need of being such.             hands on her head and moved
     Strong but gentle hands       her mouth to it.  The warmth
moved her mouth to against his     grew.  The strength in him
penis.  Her tongue went round      grew.  His penis grew.  She
it and soon her lips pressed       took more of him in her mouth
to it and then it was in her       and he felt more and more
mouth, warm and salty/sweet.       intensity.  He moaned and she
He moaned, she licked and          sucked at it more.  Suddenly
sucked more.  The flavor grew      his body stretched like his
until it burst inside her          penis and he could feel his
mouth.  It surprised her only      pleasure throb again and
for an instant; she sucked         again.  But he felt strong
more and nursed the orgasm         still and wanted her to feel
through.  But he stayed hard.      that throb inside her with her
     He reached down and           body held tight.
pulled her face up level with           He reached down and
his and kissed her long and        pulled her face up level with
hard.  "You are mine.  You are     his and kissed her long and
my ass, my tits, you are my        hard.  He felt the power of
toy.  Forever."                    being a man run through him.
     "Yes!" Was all Harry          "You are mine.  You are my
could say as she was grabbed       ass, my tits, you are my toy.
up tight and rolled onto her       Forever."
back.  He spread her legs and           "Yes!" she whispered
hurled his pants off.  Laying      weakly.  He grabbed her and
on top of her, his penis           rolled her onto her back.  He
rested between her vaginal         spread her legs and hurled his
lips.  "Do you want it             pants off.  Laying on top of
inside?" Her clitoris ached,       her, his penis rested between
her vagina begged and her body     her vaginal lips.  "Do you
shook with pleasure and            want it inside?" His penis
anticipation.                      ached to be inside.  He could
     "Yes! Oh yes! more than       hardly keep a second orgasm
anything! Ohhhhh!" At that         from spewing.  But he held
point he slid deep inside her.     firm, gently moving,
Deeper than that body had ever     lubricating, preparing.
been penetrated.  Filling               "Yes! Oh yes! more than
every nook, feeling so             anything! Ohhhhh!" At that
perfect, so tight, so there.       point he slid deep inside her.
     They moved together as        Deeper than that body had ever
one.  Harry felt controlled,       penetrated.  Surrounded by
more than just by the              soft warmth, feeling so
hormones.  Her man held her,       perfect, so inside.
moved her, wouldn't let her             They moved together as
go.  He pushed deeper, and she     one.  Joni was in control.  He
responded.  He owned her body      held her, moved her, wouldn't
and soul.                          let her go.  He pushed deeper,
     They came together,           and she responded.  He owned
suddenly, completely.  Joni        her body and soul.
collapsed, and Harry felt his           They came together,
weight slowly increase.  Her       suddenly, completely.  He
breasts were compressed, her       collapsed, more relaxed, more
legs were spread, he was still     fulfilled than he had ever
twitching inside, and she          felt as a woman.  Her breasts
responded with muscles she         felt good, and as his penis
never had before.  And she was     twitched inside his woman's
happy.                             body, he could feel her
                                   respond with her vaginal
                                   muscles.  And he was happy.


     They moved together as        Deeper than that body had ever
one.  Harry felt controlled,       penetrated.  Surrounded by
more than just by the              soft warmth, feeling so
hormones.  Her man held her,       perfect, so inside.
moved her, wouldn't let her             They moved together as
go.  He pushed deeper, and she     one.  Joni was in control.  He
responded.  He owned her body      held her, moved her, wouldn't
and soul.                          let her go.  He pushed deeper,
     They came together,           and she responded.  He owned
suddenly, completely.  Joni        her body and soul.
collapsed, and Harry felt his           They came together,
weight slowly increase.  Her       suddenly, completely.  He
breasts were compressed, her       collapsed, more relaxed, more
legs were spread, he was still     fulfilled than he had ever
twitching inside, and she          felt as a woman.  Her breasts
responded with muscles she         felt good, and as his penis
never had before.  And she was     twitched inside his woman's
happy.                             body, he could feel her
                                   respond with her vaginal
                                   muscles.  And he was happy.


                               Fin