Rogue Review No. 33 - May 26, 1998 by Lee Vine Desert Rain by Mat Twassel M/F Length: 1,500 words ========== NOTES: (1) IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 THEN STOP READING NOW!!!!! (2) IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY DESCRIPTIONS OF NATURAL ACTS WHICH SOME PEOPLE CALL PLEASUREABLE BUT YOU REGARD AS NECESSARY FOR THE PERPETUATION OF THE HUMAN RACE THEN STOP READING NOW!!!!!!! (3) IF YOU AREN'T SURE IF EITHER (1) OR (2) APPLY TO YOU THEN STOP READING NOW!!!! ========== Summary A man walks into a card and gift shop in the desert. He is looking for a map of the local area, but ends up walking out with two umbrellas. Commentary I really liked this story. The characters were all deliciously anonymous, but at the same time seemed very familiar. The awkwardness of the man and the flirtatious nature of the woman at the counter worked well together. It did not feel rushed or forced. I have always considered neckties to be phallic objects, but had never thought about belts in the same way. Judgment This is a great story. I would not change a thing.