Rogue Review No. 45 - June 3, 1998 by Lee Vine Friday by Uther Pendragon Best Length: 800 words ========== NOTES: (1) IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 THEN STOP READING NOW!!!!! (2) IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY DESCRIPTIONS OF NATURAL ACTS WHICH SOME PEOPLE CALL PLEASUREABLE BUT YOU REGARD AS NECESSARY FOR THE PERPETUATION OF THE HUMAN RACE THEN STOP READING NOW!!!!!!! (3) IF YOU AREN'T SURE IF EITHER (1) OR (2) APPLY TO YOU THEN STOP READING NOW!!!! ========== Summary Two people try to shock others by talking loudly about "their" personal problems in public. Commentary This story is fall down funny. Its short and there is not much to it, but it is definitely good for a laugh. It is well written. The dialogue is what makes the story what it is. A discussion of plot or characters would be either unfair to the author or useless for the reader, so I'm not going to bother. This is not really a story, but it is funny. Judgment This was a very good story. I would not change a thing.