Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. "God Is An Octopus." By Kaliko Kat Love was in the air, and neither of them knew it yet. They were just two friends, two neigbors, sharing a nice game of Tea Party in Melissa's back lawn, which was closed off from the rest of the yards by a tall fence. So they knew not that the day was destined to be one they'd never forget. It was a very nice day. The sun was shining on Melissa's shiny black hair and on Jayne's bright red locks. Melissa wore a simple yellow sun dress, and Jayne wore a blue sun dress with a sunflower design all over it. Even though Melissa was dark almost the point of looking Hispanic and Jayne was pale with a light sprinkling of freckles on her face, the two were the best of friends. Their parents, after all, taught them to respect and love the differences of others. At the little tea party table with them was a toy stuffed octopus, in a very delicate shade of green. He had on brown cowboy hat. This was Jayne's favorite doll, Mr. Wiggles, whom she'd had since she was three. She was nine now, and a month older than Melissa. "Would you like some more tea, Melissa?" "Yes please," Melissa replied in her best impression of a proper British gentlewoman, "I would love some more of your lovely tea, Mrs. DuBuois. It's quite splendid." Both of the girls giggled at the voice, and smiled with gapped teeth, while Jayne pretended to pour imaginary tea into Melissa's cup. "Thank you very much, Dahling." "You're quite welcome. Mr. Wiggles, do you want more tea?" Jayne leaned her ear closer to her octopus doll, then nodded once and said, "Yes, I quite understand." "What'd he say?" "Mr. Wiggles feels that if he drinks any more tea that he will have to tinkle, and he doesn't know where the loo is." "Well, we don't want any accidents, so it's good he let us know." "I quite agree." The two pretended to sip their imaginary tea once, before Melissa spoke again, a serious look on her face. "Jayne?" "Yeah, Mel?" "Well... we're outside on such a nice day, and my parents aren't home either, so I was wondering... why are we wearing shoes?" Jayne shrugged. "I dunno." "Let's take our shoes off." "We'd better take our socks off too, while we're at it, so our Mommies and Daddies don't get angry that we got them dirty." "'Kay." So Jayne and Melissa kicked off their shoes and pulled off their socks. Melissa just shoved her frilly pink socks into her shoes, but Jayne carefully folded her plain white ones and set them atop her shoes on the spare chair. "Oooh, Mel, this was a great idea! I love the feel of the cool grass between my bare toes!" "Me too. It's quite mahvelous dahling." They giggled at this, and wiggled their toes in the grass. Just then, a cool breeze blew through the area, which felt really good. "Wanna hear something weird?" asked Melissa. "What?" "My Daddy and Mommy had the door locked last night, and I heard noises from inside." "That's not weird. They were prob'ly just playin' Bible." "Playin' Bible? What's that?" "Well, a lot of times I hear my Mommy and Daddy playing together in their room, with the door locked, and I hear Mommy talkin' about Jesus and God and saying "yes" all the time, loudly. I dunno what they do in there, they never talk about it, but I think they're pretending they're in the Bible together." "You mean... like how?" "Like Adam and Eve. All Mommy would say about it was somethin' about Adam and Eve." "You mean, like... naked?" "Yeah, I think so. Sounds like fun, they laugh a lot in there too." "Having fun when naked?" "Yeah." "Hmm..." "Well... I was thinkin', why do we wear clothes? Adam and Eve didn't. Babies don't. Animals don't. So why do we?" "Cuz it gets cold a lot." "Not now, though. It's summer. It's warm. Why are we wearing clothes today?" "Um... Mommy and Daddy wouldn't like us to." "You Mommy and Daddy are away. And mine are watching TV. No one else can see us, so why aren't we naked?" "Hmm... yeah. Yeah, we could play Bible too! Only... how do you play it?" Jayne shrugged. "I dunno. But we can make up our own version if we havta. You wanna?" Melissa thought about it for a moment. "Yeah, sure. Why not?" "Okay." They both stood up. "So what do we do?" "Well, silly, we get naked first." "Oh, yeah." Melissa looked around, getting ready to do it. "Wait! We need a God first." Jayne picked up Mr. Wiggles and put him atop a bush by the fence. "Mr. Wiggles will be God." "Cool. But... do we have God's blessing?" "I dunno. I'll ask. God, do we have your blessing?" In her best impression of the Voice of God, Jayne said, "YES, JAYNE AND MELISSA, I BLESS YOU BOTH." "Oh goody!" And with that, Melissa grabbed the bottom of her yellow summer dress, and pulled it up over her head, revealing her tiny breast buds and her frilly pink underwear. Jayne stood there are stared silently for a few moments. She had never seen her best friend naked before, and now that she was seeing it, she was in love. Melissa's naked chest looked basically like Jayne's, but was dark and beautiful compared to Jayne's pale chest. Jayne supposed that she would look as pretty to Melissa, though. "You're pretty, Mel." Melissa blushed. "Thank you." "My turn." Jayne then pulled her own dress off over her head. She had on white panties with pink hearts. "Whadda you think?" "You're beautiful, Jayne." Jayne blushed this time. "Thanks." "We're not naked yet, though." "Yeah, we should take our panties off, too." "Okay." Melissa took off her panties next, and set them and her dress with her shoes. Jayne did the same. They spent the next few moments staring at each other's young pussies. "Mel?" "Yes Jayne?" "Can I... can I touch yours?" "What? Why?" "Well... at night a lot, I touch myself down there, and it feels really good. Can I make you feel really good too?" "Oh. Um... okay. Sure. If God approves." Jayne looked at Mr. Wiggles, and asked him if it was okay. "He says it's okay." "Cool." So Jayne walked forward, held Melissa's hand in one hand, and put the other at her friend's pussy. Gently she slid her fingers into Melissa's pussy, dug around for the clit, and found it. "You see," Jayne said as she stroked Melissa's clit, "there's this little thingy inside there that when you touch it, it feels really good." Melissa didn't respond with words, because she was making slight "oh" noises as her knees began to wobble. "That feels good, right?" Melissa nodded, her mouth open in pleasured surprise. "Maybe we'd better lay down, so you don't fall." Moving slowly so as not to force Jayne's hand out of Melissa's crotch, they lay together naked upon the cool summer grass. A slight breeze blew over their young bodies. Melissa lay with her back on the ground as Jayne kneeled above her, still working away with her fingers around Melissa's clit. By now, Mel's pussy juices were lubricating Jayne's fingers in this joyous task. Melissa didn't want to leave her best friend out of the fun, so she put her own right hand to the task of fingering Jayne's pussy. "Mm... a little to the left, Mel. Ah yes, there you have it. Oooh!" Jayne, being overcome with the sensation of her best friend fingering her pussy, lay down atop Melissa somewhat, though leaning to her left side. She began eagerly to kiss Melissa on the lips, and Melissa kissed back. It was little more than pressing lips together then, but in time they would grow proficient at kissing. After a while, Jayne lay her cheek against Melissa's bare chest and started to kiss Mel's nipple. Mel's back began slighly to arch, and so Jayne used her tongue to lick the nipple. This got a wonderful moaning response from her friend, so she thought of something even better... she began to suck the nipple. She also worked more dilligently on Mel's clit. Mel tried her best to return the favor, but it was hard to do with all the pleasure she was feeling. Before long, though, Jayne's ministrations were doing so well that Melissa couldn't concentrate on anything but the pleasure. Not long after that, Mel started speaking in a breathy voice. "Oh Jesus, Jayne. Oh God and Jesus and Mary and Joseph... oh yes!" Melissa was getting close to cumming. Jayne sucked Mel's nipple as hard as she could, using tongue again, and gave Mel's clit the best fun it'd had all day. Finally, when Melissa could take no more, she shouted out. "OH GOD YES!" She cried out, and collapsed. Wonderful goo was flowing freely from Melissa's pussy, and Jayne, looking at it, decided not to let it go to waste. She figured it was safe, since it didn't look like urine, and so she bent down and tasted some. Finding it to be delicious, she began to lick it up. This, not surprisingly, elicited a response from Mel. Noticing this, Jayne continued licking, and paid particular attention to Mel's clit. To both their surprise, in a few minutes Jayne had Melissa yelling for God again. This time when she collapsed, though, Jayne stopped her licking, crawled up to put her head on Melissa's chest, and hugged her best friend as they lay there. "I love you, Melissa." Melissa smiled. "I love you too Jayne. "I wonder how this feels when a Mommy and Daddy do it together?" "I dunno, Jayne. But I'd rather do it with another Mommy. Boys are icky." "Yeah, they are." "Jayne?" "Yeah, Mel?" "Will you be the other mommy?" "Always, Mel. Always." And the two best friends, now lovers, lay naked and sweaty together, warm and snug, on the cool summer grass with the sun shining on them and God the green octopus smiling at them from his perch on a bush by the fence. [end]