Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Harry and Harley, Chapters 9 and 10 By Rihaan Shimomura I don't recommend reading the story in this format, as it doesn't have italics or bolds or anything else I may try to add to the story format. I recommend going to http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Rihaan_Shimomura/Stories/HandH/ to read this. But hey, if you want to read it this way, that's your prerogative. Chapter 9: Thunder, Thunder, THUNDER! In the edge of the shadows of Park Row, Bruce Wayne reflected on the past several minutes - the unbelievable moments that had transpired before him. What happened the previous night - the fire, the command Warlock held, the deflection of the bullets, the fierceness of the duo at his side as they almost begged for a full-on battle, and their teasing smiles as they vanished into thin air; all of it proved that he was facing a new league of opponent. "/I'm more than unstoppable... I'm the Warlock."/ Bruce closed his eyes, shaking his head ruefully. What happened before paled in comparison to what he had just seen minutes ago. Now... he was unsure as to what to do at this point, as stubborn as he was to admit it. The previous night, he had discovered, in a rather unpleasant way, that The Femme Fatale - the Divas of Destruction - had a new member of their group. And he was more dangerous than the both of them combined. Though, he probably wasn't giving Harley and Ivy enough credit. There were certainly enough missing and misplaced assets in WayneTech's funds to prove that they were, quite possibly, the deadliest people on earth. On the streets, they really didn't do much - small jobs, a few statements made, and a few other crimes that he suspected, but ultimately couldn't accuse - but when they did strike, they did it with a ferocity that brought out the best in the Batman. And whenever he attacked one, he always brought out the best in the other, more than ready to defend, for their partner's sake. Now, he could see exactly how close they really were, and why they fought so fiercely for each other. And as he discovered that fact, a new ripple appeared in the form of Warlock. Now he knew what he was truly dealing with. Nothing could convince him more that he was facing a very dangerous man - a man that could seemingly talk to a different country without any technology, raise the dead, and has a seemingly endless supply of his power and influence. Any of those alone would be a daunting task to overcome. But it didn't matter. None of it mattered. The information coming in from Captain Gordon was something that could be very useful. He needed every bit of information if he hoped to track them down. By the sound of things, they were living in the same home. Unfortunately for him, it seemed very unlikely that he would ever be able to follow them. He had to have a history somewhere else, likely in Europe; he also had to have done something to catch the duo's attention in the first place. He paused. The heist. It had to be it. It was so outside of Harley's character, the act of sneaking in and out completely undetected, that she had to have learned it from /someone/. He was with her that night. It would explain how she quickly escaped their sights. He needed to go to the crime scene - the police may have gathered what evidence they could, but he had more to work with now. He could see what they were becoming, and they needed to be stopped. He had a great deal of planning to do. But first, he had to find Nigma - and quick. ----------------------- "What...? What am I looking at?" Selina asked the uncomfortably silent room carefully. "Pam? Harls? Can someone tell me what I'm looking at?" No one responded. She probably wouldn't have been able to hear them, let alone be pleased by whatever answer she got. Already disoriented by the uneasy feeling of popping from one place to another, she didn't need another disconcerting moment in its place. Juliet leaned forward on her front paws, before slowly strutting forward. Her piercing red eyes were on the new presence, tense and ready, while her ears perked up at the sound of her followers staying close. She began her slow inspection of their subject, her tail twitching in excitement as she started to circle her newest... inquisition. She stopped abruptly as Twilight bravely marched forward, and looked into the subject's eyes with her own steely grey. The mysterious black cat didn't flinch - it just stared back curiously, its entire form relaxed, yet intimidating, as it looked down at the smaller, by comparison, form. Juliet licked a striped paw as she waited impatiently for the staring contest to finish, before looking up to her owner. Harley was knocked out of her transfixed stupor by her tigress's stare, and looked away from the green-eyed panther. "Did somebody say something?" Ivy flinched in surprise as a tail brushed against her bare leg, and her head snapped towards the golden lion peering up at her with icy blue eyes. "I missed you too, you little squirt." "Hey!" Harleen complained indignantly. "I don't hear her calling you anything!" Selina's eye twitched. "Maybe because you don't speak cat." "I'm not even pointing out the irony," Ivy muttered, leaning down on one knee to brush her hand against Bubbles's soft golden coat. They heard an unmistakable growl, which came out more like a chuckle, as the large black cat was licked on the side of his face by the snow leopard beside him. "I think they like him," Harleen noted, amused. "More than me, I think. Though, if I had the powers of a /Manimal/, I think they'd be more receptive to me, too." Ivy tried to make sense of the sleek, large, black panther with familiar green eyes, still absently petting the purring lion. "When... when we get back. I want you to write down every single trick you have. It's okay to surprise others - /I don't like surprises/." The panther did an equivalent of a shrug, mindful of the leopard's head resting against his shoulders, and looked back over to Juliet, whose eyes were back on him. She began circling him again. His eyes followed her imperiously, a relaxed confidence in the air while he was being stalked upon. In the end, she stopped at Harley's feet, and her nostrils flared. She looked up at Harley, and back at the imposing figure. "Hah!" Selina boasted. "She smells him all over you!" Harleen reached her hand down to pet her youngest feline. "Note to self - sex and hygiene aren't best friends. /Isn't that right, Jules-y/?" There was a groan, and everyone's head snapped back to the green-eyed wizard, who now had a relaxed Twilight across his human legs, stroking her gently from head to tail with his human hands. "A baby voice? Really? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, but..." he made a tired groan again, conveying his feelings on the matter. "We can't all be Catboys," she said scathingly, narrowing her eyes. "Was that a trick you learned ten minutes ago? What the hell was that?" "I can transform my hair, my eyes, and my own skin," Harry explained, scratching lightly behind the leopard's ear. "If I tried, I could look like /you/. An animal transformation doesn't sound too impossible." Harley shook her head, trying to make the headache go away. "Trust me - it does." "I've just got the one," he said quickly. "You know - if that means anything. I'm not going to turn into a cockroach in bed or anything." "Oh, that's cute," Ivy tittered, standing back up. "You still think you have bed privileges." "You guys sleep in the same bed?" Selina wondered, grinning like her namesake. "Well, at least he's housebroken." Harry looked around at the three mildly irritated women. "I feel like I'm being ganged up on." Juliet purred lazily under her owner's fingers, and Harry chuckled. "Well, yeah, I suppose the 'good way' is out of the question, now, isn't it?" "A book," Harleen muttered. "It's going to take an entire fucking book, isn't it? To list all the powers you have." Harry shook his head. "Actually, Hermione's been keeping detailed notes. It's kind of emasculating, just writing down what I can and can't do." Bubbles, feeling ignored, moved over to Harry, calmly tucking her head into his outstretched palm. Ivy leaned against the chair in the sitting room, trying to absorb the astounding sight before her. "Why? Because it's just not impressive enough?" "It's not that," Harry tried to defend himself. "But it kind of is. I mean, she's just going for the basics. I can turn into a Shadow Panther, I'm a Metamorphmagus, I can do wandless magic - but what about the other stuff? No mention on how I can cook, or how good I am with my hands, or how well I can sing. Okay, I can't really sing, but a mention of the things that aren't so... strange, helps. I mean, most of the things that I do weren't things I could do without a lot of help." "What do you mean by that?" Harley wondered, sitting with Juliet, rubbing her upright back. "Magical rituals or something? Virgin blood and frog tongues?" "We tend to use salamander tongues more, actually. And virgin blood doesn't mean much in rituals, from what Daphne could find. No, it's more to do with me being bitten by quite a few magical creatures. After I found out I had a Horcrux, I began to lack in inhibitions. It wasn't until I met Fawkes, my phoenix, when I really started taking drastic measures. When you have a dark lord after you, and you're partially immortal, you do anything you can to get a leg up." He looked down to the white mountain cat; she seemed to have fallen asleep on his legs. "Unfortunately, I don't have powers that would stop my legs from falling asleep. Or super-strength." Harley looked around awkwardly. "Well, whaddya want us to do about it? Twilight isn't exactly portable." "How did you get them here?" Harry inquired. "Wherever here is?" Selina fished out her jade stone and put it on her shelf, before turning back to the two trios. "We're in an old building complex that I spruced up a bit." At Ivy's raised brow, she frowned. "Remember when I was looking for a room?" Pamela looked around the dark room some more. It had a lot of high-end furniture, in a low-end shack. The television set upon a polished oak cabinet, which sat upon a Persian rug. The dusty floor below it, however, discredited the otherwise elegant view. The green-skinned girl sighed. "Harley, what do you think?" "She keeps the whip and claws away from me, and we don't have a problem," she said simply, scratching the young tigress's chin. She eyed her boyfriend warily. "Harry?" "Your house," he said simply. "I'm a visitor. Sorry for not telling you before about my form. Just thought it would be a pleasant surprise, is all. The moment I heard you had a pet, I made the decision not to mention it." She could tell that he was genuinely upset at their reactions, and her voice softened. "It was a surprise. We just had an overreaction. It was... unexpected." Harleen laughed heartily. "As opposed to everything else you've done since you got here." "Here?" Selina looked at her weirdly. "He just got here. You mean here in Gotham?" Harley shook her head. "Nope. America. As you can tell by the accent, he's not from around here." "And don't ask how we met," Harry quipped. "We're still thinking of a cover-story." The ebony-haired beauty opened her mouth; then closed it silently. "I don't want to know. So, do I have a room?" Pamela nodded. "Sure. Fair warning - Harley's in heat." Her girlfriend blushed furiously. "Well y-you don't need to say it like that! It's not like you two are helping!" "We're actively /not/ helping," The raven-haired teen supported her claim. "We're encouraging it, really." "As if I was saying it like it was a bad thing." Pamela smirked. "So, while the walls are soundproofed, there will always be a standing 'Knocking Before Entering' policy enforced." Selina nodded vigorously, grateful. "No problem. I won't even knock - I'll just stay the hell away." "I should probably be insulted by that," Harry muttered nonchalantly, still scratching the purring lion's head between the ears, "considering you had a completely different tune before you met me." The spandex-clad thief hummed to herself. "And then I met you." "Play nice, kids," Harleen chastised the two, before hugging her pet tiger to herself. "I've missed you so much, Jules-y. Yes I ha-ave!" Harry shrugged at the tigress's pointed look. "Yeah, I guess it's something I have to get used to." "Oh, shut it! She likes the way I talk to her. She thinks it's cute! Don't you, /Julesey Woolsey~~/" "I think it's time to go now, Harley," Ivy interrupted, pinching the bridge of her nose. She was starting to think that she liked it better when the dear girl was sexed out. "To /our/ home," she said pointedly to Harry. She hadn't forgotten that '/visitor/' nonsense. "We can pick up this stuff later." He looked around. "I've never shrunken any electronics before. I don't want to risk it. I can handle the furniture, though." "I'll handle the more... personal items," Selina purred, "and I could always steal more furniture. Though it would be a pretty good challenge for me. Getting all these things to the outskirts of Gotham..." Harley still had a pressing question to pose - "What about Selina's cats? They don't get along with my babies. I don't think that arrangement's gonna work long." "They'll get along," Harry assured her, subtly slipping out of the massive weight of the snow leopard on his legs, having successfully put the cat to into a near comatose sleep. "They were just rather defensive of Juliet's... cravings." The three girls stared at him weirdly, and he felt a sense of déjà vu. He nervously cleared his throat. "She's in heat." After a few moments of silence, Harleen looked at her dear tiger, looked at Harry, and spoke. "You're not fucking my cat." Harry laughed; a rich, pure laugh. "I didn't even consider that thought!" She raised a skeptical eyebrow. "Really? Why? She not good enough for you?" He let out a mirthful scoff. "I wouldn't know - I'm human." Harleen eyed the shape-shifter incredulously. "So was that another illusion?" "No," he explained, "I was an actual panther. I could talk to them and everything, if they bothered to speak. Every witch or wizard has at least one form. Hermione's is an eagle and a lion." "And your other form?" Ivy wondered, and Selina would be lying to herself if she wasn't a little curious. "Just the one," Harry shrugged, "and it seems that no matter what I do, the one form is all I can achieve. Since our magical cores are linked through our spiritual core, I can do her forms and she can do mine. With a twist." "Of course there's a twist," Harley smirked, expecting no less. "Let me guess? With the powers combined, when the blue moon rises and the stars are in the shape of a lightning bolt, you can turn into a dragon?" "That would be pretty cool," Harry said wistfully, before he shook his head, his loose ebony hair swishing against his ears. "No. I don't really need a dragon. I've had enough of dealing with those. What happens is Hermione's eyesight, in her eagle form or not, can see miles ahead. My panther form can run faster than Hermione's lion form. Little indiscretions like that." Selina nodded knowingly. "Okay, that's odd. Lionesses are the second-fastest cats in the world. I'm also assuming that you both can speak to animals even when not in that form?" He nodded. "Not very useful unless you're looking for someone." "Speaking of which," Selina inquired, "Who is Hermione? Your sister?" "Close," the Boy-Who-Lived admitted slowly, "Or rather, closer. To the outside eye, she's my best friend." "... Am I still considered an outsider?" She wondered incredulously after a few seconds of silence. The green-eyed boy took a moment to consider. "Yes," he said in the end. "I don't know much about you, nor you about me. I don't know your intentions, nor do you know mine." Her black gloves rubbed her chin. "Fair enough, I guess." She grinned. "But I'm going to guess that she's your friend with benefits." "Huh," Harleen said plainly. "Never considered that term before." "I've always thought it the same thing," Pamela argued, shrugging. "Friends who have sex. The only thing missing is the monogamous commitment. Technically, I guess, that's a term that describes us." "You wouldn't consider us committed?" Harry asked them curiously. "In the classical sense - no," the blonde admitted, "though I can tell you quite a few psychiatric treatment doctors that might argue with that. Still, I suppose in a more modern era, it's a less relevant term. Commitment is overrated." "Says the girl who was in a one-girl dedicated relationship two days ago," Ivy pointed out with a sly grin. She looked over to Bubbles and Twilight, who were purring under Harry's gentle hands. "Though you make it very difficult to regret our actions - so far." "So far," he confirmed. "You don't know how bad my luck can run most times." "Hot blonde, smokin' exotic redhead, and a dominatrix that takes her role too seriously," Harley ticked them off. "All in about thirty-six hours. I look forward to seeing what you consider good luck." "Don't involve me in your little stable," Selina held up her hands. "I plan on paying for my room with /money/, thank you." Ivy rolled her eyes. "You done pimping out our man, Harley? We've still got an appointment for today, and we need to go get dressed." The young blonde patted the tiger once more on the head, then jumped up. "Where to, Red?" "Well," she began, "if we're going to murder Bruce Wayne, I'll assume we need some reinforcements. Getting into his mansion probably won't be easy." "It won't be," Harry shook his head. "Which is one of the many reasons we can't kill him yet." She crossed her arms, lightly frowning. "I'm listening." "Yeah," Selina agreed, leaning against the wall. "I kind of want to hear this." Harley tilted her head. "I can see why you wouldn't want to kill him now, but you said that he could be useful. How? Do you see him joining our side anytime soon? Or are we talking mind-control here?" He raised an eyebrow. "You have a very active imagination," he smirked. She waved it off. "It's always the crazy ones." She crossed her arms, much like her girlfriend, with the exception of a soft smile on her lips. "Well?" "I'm not going to lie; I'm betting the idea is tempting to you. When Hermione gets back to us with the comics, it's going to be even more tempting. We'll know everything that happened, and everything that could potentially happen. I'm betting I won't be in it, so I can only imagine that there's going to be a lot of changes starting /today/." "Did I miss something?" Selina raised her hand. "You're supposed to raise your hand /first/," Harley pointed out. She shrugged. "I never went to school. So what's all this about a comic? Everything that could potentially happen, you said? You're telling me that you can see into the future?" "Even where I come from, soothsayers are widely considered skeptical," Harry chuckled, "Including me. I get the occasional bad feeling of impending doom, but other than that, I couldn't tell you what you're doing tomorrow. Long story short, you've probably been catalogued in a series based on the adventures of the guy you fight on a weekly basis. He's the star, and you're all the antagonists." "Which is bullshit, by the way," Harleen sniffed. "He's a guy in a costume. That's generic. It's not like he's the world's only superhero or something, and he's not even super! It shouldn't be a comic, it should be a movie, and /I/ should be the star. Cecilia Sunbeam <http:/dc.wikia.com/wiki/Cecilia_Sunbeam_(Prime_Earth)> stars as the world renowned Daring Demoness Harley Quinn!" "You put thought into that," Pamela said slowly. "Do I get a part in your feature?" "/Trilogy/," she corrected her, "and of course. The Seductive Siren, Poison Ivy, played by Roxanne Snow <http:/dc.wikia.com/wiki/Roxanne_Snow_(New_Earth)>." Her lips quirked. "Siren?" A glimmer of playfulness sparkled in her eyes. "In my world, babe, you're a /screamer/." "I don't think I'd mind that," the Boy-Who-Lived slowly admitted with a grin. "But before we get to your own movie trilogy, we're going to have to get to a place where we're in control. Police will be a problem, yes. And so will Batman. But what about the others?" "Others? You mean the other superheroes?" He shook his head. "They're a much bigger problem that we'll have to deal with later. I'm talking about the guys who want to do what we're about to do. We try to take this city, the ones who already have it, or are looking forward to taking it, will be threatened by us." Ivy and Harley seemed to absorb that information, while Selina still looked confused. "You still haven't told me about these comic books." Irritation seeped into her voice. "You telling me we're all being recorded or something? Somebody else out there knows who all of us are?" Harry frowned. He knew she would have to be introduced to his world sooner rather than later. "I don't know. Not yet. I only know of his lore, and that he seems to be a popular figure where I'm from, and no, it's not from this world." She blinked. "You're an alien?" Harry, not really having any other reference, nodded. The spandex-clad thief shook her head wryly. "Now things are starting to make sense around here!" She looked over to Harleen. "So how's the... probing?" She didn't show a hint of embarrassment. "Really? That's the best pun you could come up with? /Probing/? What do you expect me to say? 'Out of this world?' You can do better, Kyle." The ebony-haired girl flushed. "Give me a break, alright! I've never met an alien before, when the fuck am I gonna get the chance to say it again?" The blonde only rolled her eyes. "Kind of my point." Ivy had by now approached Harry, and was leaning against him, watching the two bicker. "We could just leave them here, for a while," she suggested with a whisper. "She sent her cats here so they would get acclimated to Selina and her pets. I think Harley should get the same treatment as well." "I can hear you," Harley whispered to her girlfriend, just as lowly, as if keeping the same secret. "Whispering only helps when we're yelling." "Then how come no one heard me when I asked if we were ready to go?" Selina whistled through her teeth a calm, low whistle, and a second later, a brown-spotted tabby zipped from behind the television and leaped into her waiting arms. She began stroking its harried fur delicately, before looking back at Harley. "Believe it or not, this one was the least afraid of my cats. Sasha will be my only carry-on." The green-eyed wizard nodded approvingly at the useful skill, before reaching down to rub his hand across Twilight's vast spine. "Everybody hold hands - you know the deal." After some confusion on the jungle cats' sakes, and a final look at the run-down shack, Selina nodded, and the significantly larger group disapparated. ----------------------- *~Flashback, Pre-Veil~* Harry caught himself as he almost slammed forward onto the business end of his fork. "You okay, Harry?" Parvati asked worriedly, putting her quill back in the inkwell next to her essay, her half-eaten meal forgotten. She eyed him carefully. "Did you get any sleep last night?" "I'm alright, Pad," He slurred, "was just up a bit late. No problems." She frowned. "Is it about Hermione?" she asked softly, eying the Great Hall for any onlookers. "Hermione?" Susan wondered, sitting across from Harry. "Is she alright? I assumed she went to class early." Parvati shook her head. "There was a family emergency - she had to go home for the weekend. That's what Lavender told me, anyway." "Oh," Susan gasped. "Harry, do you know what happened?" He shook his head, not trusting himself to speak, considering that it was a cover story he had convinced Lavender to spread. Hermione, physically, had gotten better, but she still wouldn't awaken. It was the only thing he could think of, and had been thinking of for the past three days. He had told her a lot of things that had happened at the Dursley home, and his journey abroad, but now, she knew... everything. She knew the worst of the worst, now. Harry didn't know if he would ever tell her about 'Harry Hunting'. He didn't think he would ever explain that while Dudley got bored of any new toys he had very quickly throughout his lifetime, his favorite toy, that lasted for an astonishing three months, was the fire-poker, that was only discarded when it was far too bent - of course, Harry was to blame, for not being fragile enough. He never wanted to tell Hermione about the breaks, the snaps, the internal bleeding that he had to endure on his sixth birthday, when he innocently asked his aunt what day it was, literally not having a clue as to what day it was. But if there was one thing that he had promised never to tell /anyone/, it was the ruddy /cupboard/. He honestly didn't know what point he had stopped worrying about his friend's well-being, and started worrying about his own secrets revealed to her, and he felt ashamed of himself for it. But it didn't stop him from worrying, never-the-less. He still felt her lips on his three days ago - their first kiss. It was out of nowhere - and, for a moment, he thought it was truly just a ploy to get him to shut up. But he knew her. However, it now seemed that she knew him better than anyone else. Maybe she knew that he wanted a kiss? Could she have done that just to appease him? Could it have been pity? A spark of emotion, generated from his soul half in her body? Could anything she try to feel in the future simply be an extension of his own emotions? Could she never have her own feelings expressed again, and she would be nothing but a vessel? His mind had been in turmoil for the past three days with these pressing - /exasperating/ questions. And now, on a Monday, he had to deal with classes. He had ordered Snape to go on sick leave, so he could spend all of his time on looking over Hermione, but it would be suspicious if both he and Hermione were conveniently sick. On the plus side, he finally had confirmation from Tonks - The rat was flooed to Madam Bones the previous night. In a matter of days, Sirius would be free. He seemed to be relatively comfortable inside Potter Mansion, but Harry was sure he'd like the idea of stretching his legs a bit. Maybe get a place of his own. Sirius, bless him, could never be much of a father figure. Harry had been more of the parent in their relationship during the times he wasn't walking Padfoot, or when Hermione was at school and he needed a friend to play with. Perhaps it was best if Sirius went off and lived his own life - the life he was never allowed to have. He seemed particularly pleased when he read that he was merely a /national/ criminal. Harry Potter - all alone, once again. As it probably should have been from the beginning. "/You're not alone, Harry./" He didn't bother to react. He had been hearing Hermione's voice all night, in short statements, once or twice an hour, and he resolved to himself to take a dreamless sleep potion tonight. "Harry," Parvati said quietly, and he lifted his head weakly to meet her brown, curious eyes. "Would you rather take the day off? I'll take your notes for you." He wanted to shake his head, but it was far too heavy to put it in such a motion. So he just stared. She bit her lip nervously. "You and Hermione have the highest marks in our year so far. I don't think they'd mind if you played hooky once." Susan, unbeknownst to Harry, had gotten up and stood behind him. "Let's take you back to the common room," she said gently. Harry, unable to do anything, allowed Susan to lift him to his feet. He swayed a little, and Susan caught him, and he quickly righted himself. He quickly decided that having someone carry him everywhere was not something he wanted repeated anytime soon. He wildly shook his head and sleepily thanked Susan, before stumbling towards the doors of the Great Hall, ignorant of the murmurs and whispers around him. The Fat Lady's portrait was finally in his sight when he noticed that Susan and Parvati was behind him - and he only noticed when they began talking to a third person. "Are you sure you should be with us right now?" Susan said carefully, her eyes glancing back and forth between Daphne and Harry's faltering walk. The platinum blonde had her arms crossed as she eyed the boy in front of him. "They won't be a problem. Is he alright?" Parvati shook her head. "He called me Padma earlier. He must be out of it." Daphne tried not to show her surprise. Sometimes, even she got the two confused, when not looking or listening for the tells, but Harry had never mistaken one for the other - he made it look easy. "Does this have to do with Hermione's absence?" "Word spreads fast," Susan admitted. "So you know about her family emergency?" She frowned. "Makes more sense than what I heard." "What did you hear?" the redhead inquired. "I heard that she was injured when she and Harry battled that troll together." The two girls were in a shocked silence when Harry murmured the password to the Fat Lady ("/Lionheart./"). He carefully leaned against the swinging portrait passageway and turned back to the girls. "Thanks," he muttered tiredly and awkwardly. He had no idea what they were talking about, but he assumed it was something big by the way they were looking at him. "Did you..." Susan tried to phrase her words carefully, knowing how private he and Hermione were about some things. "Is Hermione okay, Harry?" Even through restless eyes, he could see the sincerity in hers. "She's better," he promised, yawning as he did so - not bothering to cover his mouth. The girls took no offense, but they did look concerned. "You should get some sleep, Harry," Parvati said gently, but firmly. "You look a wreck." "I am," he promised again, before he promptly fainted dead, not hearing their shrieks of surprise and worry. "/You're never alone. We'll take care of you."/ ----------------------- *~Post-Veil, Hogwarts~* Severus eyed the misty archway before him with disdain. "Such power," he murmured in reverence, almost admiring the ancient artifact. "A doorway into another world. The Dark Lord is now gone, and dear Harold taken into another life. The mysteries you hold..." Daphne cleared her throat. "It's not that mysterious anymore. Fleur and I figured it out, with help from Tonks and Harry." Tracey leaned against the wall with her arms crossed, eying the veil with pure hatred. "I don't know whether to destroy the bloody thing when we're done with it or use it against the rest of the followers." Severus joined his hands behind his back. "I wouldn't put it behind some of them to have a Horcrux of their own." "That's the thing that we discovered," Daphne told her Head of House, before pulling out a chain attached to a locket. "A week ago, this locket was heavy. Now, it's noticeably lighter. And that was our first clue." She pushed some light strands of blondish blue hair from her eyes as she handed him the locket, which he took with minutely trembling hands. "It's gone. The Horcrux is completely gone." His fingers ran over the emerald stones that laid an 'S' form, feeling a chill up his spine at the serpentine design, before he sneered. "Did it escape?" She shook her head. "It's always a possibility. But the more likely answer is that it's gone. Gone with Harry's soul. It couldn't take that degree of separation, and it was ripped from Voldy himself." Snape cringed. Even now, it was strange to hear a Slytherin call the Dark Lord by the name 'Voldy'. "What of Mister Potter? The same should have happened to him and Miss Granger." "Yes, it should have," a slightly accented voice agreed with them. They turned to see Miss Delacour stalk into the room with purpose, her eyes locked on the veil. A brilliantly gleaming tiara sat askew upon her head, loose strands covering her stunning visage. It didn't ruin her beauty, or mar her tired stare. "Harry and Hermione would have died two days ago, if he had gone through this veil unprotected." She closed her eyes and breathed a sigh of relief. "However, thankfully, they are protected by Death itself." Snape tried not to show his confusion, but Daphne seemed to pick up on it anyway. "When I was a child," she began, "I read a story about three brothers, and how they managed to trick Death. One of the prizes awarded was a cloak of invisibility that lasts forever. The other was a stone that communicates with the dead. The last was a wand that made the castor unbeatable." Her eyes flashed dangerously. "I was there when it happened at the Ministry. Hermione was setting traps for the Death Eaters. 'Expelliarium Wards', she called them; Domes that could disarm you the second you stepped through, leaving you open to attack. That way, if any of us got caught in the almost unnoticeable ward, we could still protect ourselves, but very few others could use Wandless Magic to that degree. Dumbledore walked through that room, saw his wand fly out his hand, and I've never seen him so grave before. He looked straight at me and asked me who put up the ward. I was rather busy fighting Rodolphus, but I don't think he believed me when I told him that I didn't know. He picked up his wand, and I saw him struggle as he performed simple charms on the ward. The fact that he never found out who cast it is evidence enough that Dumbledore's wand, oddly, became useless to him." Her eyes burned a hole through the back of his head, and Severus, had he not been an accomplished Occlumens, would have felt violated at that very moment. "He still doesn't know that Hermione is the true owner of that wand - the Elder Wand." He took a moment to absorb that information. "And the Resurrection Stone?" "The ring," Fleur murmured with confidence. "The Gaunt Ring. That's not their coat of arms etched into it. It's the symbol of the three hallows. I don't know how it can be activated, but it should. Harry and Hermione cannot be touched as long as one or both of them have that protection. Even death's portal knew that." Severus blinked. "And what of the Dark Lord?" "His soul was a leech," Daphne spat, "and it was treated as such. It was always sucking off of Harry and Hermione's soul, never actually being a part of it. It was never truly connected." "That's our thoughts, anyway," Fleur disclaimed, sighing tirelessly into her hands. She seemed to remember something, and removed the familiar diadem from the top of her head. "Hermione will be pleased to know that this works." "We'll have to tell Hermione about Sirius," Tracey said depressingly. "She'll probably take it better than Harry would." "The ritual will take more than a few days." She looked pointedly at Snape, once again. "Which is why we summoned you here." He raised an eyebrow. "I am no alchemist, Miss Greengrass. I would not have the slightest idea on how to use the Stone." She shook her head. "I figured as much. No, we need a distraction for Dumbledore. The press will provide that for us. We just have to give them the bait. Unlock Voldemort's door. Let everyone know what happened to their precious Lord." His throat tightened. He would have to do it quick; he'd rather not be there for any reactions. "And how will that get back to the media?" "Lavender already knows the story. All she needs is a picture. Or a pensieve memory." "And what of the Alchemist?" She shook her head. "We'll have to talk to Hermione about it." "Flammel?" "Maybe. If he's willing to help." She shrugged. "We don't have him on a payroll or anything. We'd probably have to give him an artifact in return. We left on good enough terms." Severus eyed the veil one last time before stalking out of the room. Tracey sighed tirelessly in the silence. "We've been holding up rather well. Daph?" "Better than I would've ever thought," she chuckled. "I suppose when we signed up for this, we should have suspected something to happen. This year has been rather uneventful." A soft glow emitted from Fleur's delicate hand. "Lucky you. I've had to deal with nosy classmates. And Gabrielle would not stop talking about her upcoming maturity." The younger girls eyed her pulsing hand. "Fleur?" Daphne started slowly. Her sights were set on the archway in front of her. "This thing; what have you done with it?" She inquired testily. Daphne considered her words. "Nothing too experimental. Just seeing who can go in and out, and where they might lead." "So you've never tried a spell?" "Objects? Yes. Spells? No." Flames flickered into life in her palm, before a raging ball of heat swirled between her fingers. "No time like the present." ----------------------- *~Present Day, Outskirts of Gotham~* "Seriously, though. You're not having sex with Juliet." Harry feigned sadness. "What's the point of turning into an animal if I can't move to the jungle and assert myself as the king?" Ivy snorted. "You practically did when you came here." Harley got the hint, and rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I get it. You're not as into being a cat as Selina, I guess." She laughed at the irony. "If anything," Harry shrugged, "Sirius would be your biggest problem. He's sort of looked down upon in my world, which makes it difficult for him to get any attention from the fairer sex. His animagus form is a dog." Ivy slipped off her flip-flops and sat on their bed, groaning as she did so. "And to think, we were only going to see a dinner and a movie today." "We still can," he suggested. "Or we could cause some havoc and draw out Batman again. We need to talk." "Don't bother," she shook her head. "He only shows up at night." Harry looked confused. "Then who shows up during the day?" "Er - the police?" "That's a bit... odd, don't you think?" Harley moved over to her drawer, where Harry remembered her dedicated outfits to be. "I've stopped trying to make sense of this city a long time ago. Makes things easier. So, where to?" "Actually..." Pamela raised an eyebrow at his mischievous grin. "Last time you looked like that, you showed us the Warlock." She began to smile. "What do you have planned?" "Any idea where Eddie might be?" "He told me - in a riddle. Why?" ----------------------- "And we're live in five, four, three, two - " A short pause. "This is Vicki Vale from GCTV News, reporting live from the scene of Gotham's latest chaotic rampage. Until now, we haven't been able to give you any close-up footage of the crime scene since the now infamous bird's eye view of this very spot - The spot where a new criminal mastermind infiltrated the city of Gotham working with Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn - there isn't much information we can gather, but for now, he is known simply as the Warlock." She brushed her shoulder-length hair back, looking perturbed as she glanced behind her. "No information has been released to the public as of yet. The police are struggling to find answers to the mysterious appearance and disappearance of the new threat. Behind me, you can see the taped off scene, including the police cars inside the tape. Those cars were the ones destroyed beyond repair in what appeared to be a shockwave caused by a clap of the Warlock's hands. There is no trace of gunpowder or radiation, so we don't have any other choice to believe that there was no other - " "It was an earthquake," Harvey grunted, walking past them towards the scene. "Nothin' to see here, people." "Really, Bullock?" She put her free hand on her hip, not amused. "Do you really expect the people to believe that?" "I don't expect you to believe anything! Get that camera outta here!" "So I'm guessing you're not willing to answer a few questions for us?" She looked towards the camera. "Detective Bullock, in his ever-reaching wisdom, does not believe in freedom of speech." "I believe in free speech," he snarled. "You just need ta' shut up when you do it!" She huffed into the mic. "As it appears we won't be getting any information from Gotham's finest, especially while he's busy with his donuts - " Bullock scowled and held the bag of confectionary treats to himself, stalking off to the team. " - we will now take it back to the court house, where the newly elected District Attorney Dent will address this matter. Hopefully he will have more answers on who - or what - we are dealing with, and if he doesn't, we will certainly find something for you, the viewers." "We're clear." She flicked off the microphone and pocketed her weapon of choice. Glancing around, she noticed the sheer... inactivity of the policemen involved, and sighed heavily to herself. "We're all screwed." "Maybe," the cameraman agreed, rubbing his shoulder, "but I don't think that's the info the people want." "They could use a dose of reality," she grumbled. "Is it me, or is the fact that an insane woman threatening to essentially eliminate mankind until the plants are left is the one is starting to make sense?" Before the cameraman could respond, he winced in pain. "Ah! Damn thing!" He removed the offending equipment from his ear and eyed the small earpiece with disdain. "I think the whole damn radio's broken again. These are new." She rolled her eyes. "I told them to get this fixed. We can't continue if you don't know when to turn on the camera." "We still got yours," he reminded her. "I'll call them and tell them to give you the signal instead." She looked displeased, but couldn't really argue to his point. She pulled her radio from her jean pocket, what the earpiece would have been plugged to, had she not gotten rid of them months ago, and turned it on. "I'll do it myself. Got a spare?" He checked his carry-on bag and pulled out a spare wrapped cord. "Hopefully, this won't pop in your ear." "And you wonder why I don't use them," she grumbled, but gratefully took the offered buds. "Live stories don't need breaks. Why do you have breaks?" "Everyone loves the new DA," he muttered, picking back up his camera. "That's when our ratings are at the highest. Nothing but..." he trailed off as he realized who was talking to. "Hopeless housewives and teenage girls who need a strong man to tell them everything is okay?" She fluttered her eyelashes. He laughed heartily. "Something like that!" "Then fuck that," she scowled. "Pretty boy can't arrest anyone without any evidence, or hell, even proof of existence! Let's look deeper. There's got to be something here, and I'm going to find it." "/Well, you did make that promise./" She furrowed her brows, her fingers pressing into the hearing device embedding in her ear. She tried to recognize the voice. "Hello? Can you hear me?" "/Yes, yes I can."/ She narrowed her eyes. "How? There's no mic on this thing." "/Magic."/ She glanced around subtly, ignoring her co-worker as her keen eyes scouted the area. "Warlock? Or some wannabe?" "You fuckin' serious?" her co-worker muttered in surprise, but she waved him off, waiting to hear his response. "/Either way, I don't think you want to find out the answer to that."/ "I'm an investigative journalist; of /course/ I want to know." She shifted on her feet, and glanced back to the police, who were all sitting on the hoods of the decimated cars and sharing Bullock's donuts on their lunch break. "/Don't bother, honey,"/ a different voice soothed in her ear, unabashedly female. /"The ones doing any work are either at the station or elsewhere, actually looking for us."/ She was familiar with that voice, through the echoes of Gotham as she threatened the livelihood of men everywhere. "/Pamela?/" /"You read my file."/ She sounded surprised. "Journalist." /"And a good one at that. If I recall correctly, you were the one that actually broke the news of the Mayor's wife going missing, and found his mistress."/ She walked off from the scene, running her fingers through her blond hair as she steadily collected herself, conversing with one of the most dangerous women in the world. "She was a friend, and I thought he had killed her. That was a technicality. Wait - how do you know about that?" /"About her being kidnapped? Well, it was on the news - you reported it after all."/ "No," she shook her head, a part of her knowing that someone was looking at her, "why do you bring up that specific case? Did... did you kidnap her?" /"Clever girl."/ "What did you do to her?" /"More like what she threatened to do to us. She wanted my dear Harley's number. Poor girl had nightmares for weeks."/ She frowned. She wasn't sure what to believe, but she knew she was getting some kind of truth. As she talked to her friend about the case, there were so many inconsistencies in the descriptions and the chain of events that she had to let the story go, not wanting to put her friend in a bad light. She swore up and down that she couldn't tell her what really happened, but that it was nothing dangerous or harmful. Vicki could only guess that it was something as simple as a getaway or an affair, as there were no bruises anywhere except for rope burns on her wrists. She had to make up a story herself, to cover the mayor's wife, and in the end, got a promotion from the story with the description and events that she 'acquired', along with breaking the story to begin with. And by the way Isley talked, she had no doubt that she knew the entire story was false. "Alright," she muttered. "Is this blackmail? I'm honored." There was a chuckle on the other line. /"No. This is an opportunity. You promised those people some more information. And lucky you; you get to follow up."/ "You praise me for my journalism, and spoonfeed me?" /"No - I'm rewarding you. You could be useful to our cause. We need a mouthpiece."/ "At least you're not sugarcoating it." She leaned against the news van. "What's the message?" /"Our message,"/ another familiar voice chimed in, in her damn near trademarked accent, /"is a simple one. We'll relay it to ya when you're live."/ "And I don't get the privilege of knowing what I'm going to say?" /"The resources you get now aren't much,"/ the male voice sounded again. /"If you're fired tomorrow, you'll only bat an eye at the easy access to tech equipment. But in two minutes, you're going to be the face of this crisis. You'll be a household name. We plan on making the headlines a lot in the following weeks, and you have direct access to it before it even happens."/ "What does that mean?" She bit her lip. "Like an attack? I won't be used for that." /"We don't need to announce an attack. We just do it. No, we want to give Gotham a chance, first. A fair chance."/ /"More of a chance than they deserve,"/ The voice of Harley Quinn continued. /"Still, we'ah nice people. Eliminating mankind 'til the plants are left is an option 'B'."/ She was very aware that Quinn was using her own, mostly sarcastic words, against her. "Why relay the message through me? Why not Ryder, or anyone else?" /"Because you're one of tha good ones."/ She was confused by that statement. "What, Jack's crooked?" /"No. But he's not here, either. He's snug in tha studio, waitin' for tha story ta fall on his lap. You're willin' ta' get the scoop no matter what. The fact that you can see this city's flaws is a nice bonus."/ "I'm sure," she sighed. She had accepted a long time ago that her big mouth was going to get her into trouble, but this was a long reach. "How long until I go live?" /"According to your boss - one minute."/ The Warlock made a humming sound. /"Don't expect the feed to be cut off. They'll be experiencing technical difficulties. How many Towers are in this city?"/ "Eight," she replied instinctually. The massive towers were a gift from Roman Sionis to counteract Satellite Television failure, which was, incidentally, also provided by Sionis. /"Good. Just making sure they've all been marked on the map."/ She breathed a deep sigh, before kicking off of her van, as she had done many times before, and a part of her knew that it would be her last. She rested her hand on the free shoulder of the still befuddled cameraman in front of her. "It's been great working with you, Jerry." He looked flustered, but still confused at her smile. "Ms. Vale?" "I just got an offer I couldn't refuse. Might work out, might not. But I probably won't be standing in front of this camera for a while after this. If you want to back out now, then this is your chance." "Was that really the Warlock that contacted you?" She nodded solemnly. "Are you being forced to do this?" She shook her head. "Maybe I'd feel better about myself if I was." "Paid?" She flushed. "I probably should've asked about that." He chuckled and adjusted the heavy camera on his shoulder. "Talk business with him after. If not, I'm sure my dad will give you a job in reporting. The Gazette could use a new face." "I'm sure they're doing well enough with Lane's," she rolled her eyes. "Still, you don't need this in your record. Intern or not, the things I might say on camera could lead to a scandal." "Then I better get your good side. DVR isn't kind to the prettiest of women." She chuckled and kissed him on the cheek. "Good man. We're on in fifteen seconds. Don't get pissed at me when you find yourself deported back to Metropolis." She backed into her marked spot. "That's the best thing about being a Cameraman, Ms. Vale." He focused the screen and uncovered the lens. "Nobody cares." "Please," she smiled, clicking on her microphone. "Call me Vicki." ----------------------- *~An Hour Ago~* "Man." Edward blinked. "Excuse me?" Harry pointed to the thin wooden instrument the man leaned on. "That's a cane. The concept of it has existed for centuries. It's always been a cane. It's been reinvented, re-circulated in different shapes, forms, and such, but it's always meant to act the same - to prop you up. It's a cane, and it always has been. Mankind did that. Same for the chairs we sit in, the clothes we wear, and the instruments we use. Obviously, the objects can't do them on their own. They don't try to be anything different. Humans do it for them. It's human. They try to change, and adapt, but they will always be... human." He pouted. "Lucky guess." Harry didn't expect him to believe the story of a stone eagle testing him on a near daily basis, never allowing him to just pass through to converse with the 'Claws, so he didn't bother telling him. "Either way, it was right. Please activate the towers." He let out a sigh. "Black Mask won't like this." "No, he won't. Just make sure to emit the only signal in Gotham when we give you the signal, in an hour. We'll hide you after." The man tipped his bowler hat and raised an eyebrow at Ivy. "Where did you get him?" She smirked. "Wouldn't you like to know the answer to that?" ----------------------- The camera clicked rapidly as she leaned against the building, hidden in the alleyway. She grinned, proud of herself. None of the police, or the small news team, could see her. She figured she shouldn't push her luck too much, so the bespectacled redhead didn't have a choice but to do it at a distance. She sighed to herself. She wouldn't be having this problem if her father would just give her access to the evidence. Any information about this case in particular was coming in dangerously slow, and the GPD building had been locked down, so she couldn't access it directly. She was getting fed up of all of it, and considered the possibility of hacking into the database herself. They were using her firewall - something they /should/ have been grateful for. She sighed, refocusing on her task and clicked away again. When she saw the cameraman remove the lens of his own expensive equipment, she knew when to get out of there, not wanting to be captured on the news, plain as day. "I don't think you're supposed to be here." Barbara jumped, and her camera crashed on the cobblestone steps. She turned around. "Oh God, it's you!" He waited a second, wondering if she was going to scream. She had a mix between awe and terror as she eyed him slowly. "So you've heard of me." The teen stumbled backwards. "Crap!" Her hands felt behind her, looking for anything she could use. Harry took a hold of the camera that she had dropped and inspected it closely. "Seems simple enough," he muttered to himself, before the lens zoomed out. "There. Good as new." He tossed it to her. On instinct, she caught it, confused. "W-what - ?" "You won't find much of anything here, but..." he pondered to himself for a moment. "I'll tell you what. Take a picture of me." She was stunned at his words as he shook his hair out, and dusted off the imaginary grime on his black pants. She noted with surprise that he was far younger than she would have guessed - maybe around her age. "Why are you doing this?" "I haven't done anything yet," he looked unconcerned, "but I won't lie. I will be." She frowned. A villain worried about lying? Just who was he? "What are they paying you? To do this for them?" It took a second for him to realize she was referring to Harley and Ivy. He snorted. "Wouldn't you like to know? There are far richer people in Gotham that could use my services, but unfortunately for them, they won't be around much longer. Things need to change, and as you well know, the Justice system can't stop me." "What do you have planned?" He nodded his head over to the News Reporter, and she, smartly, didn't turn away to see where he was looking. "You'll have to wait for the news, like everyone else." She flinched as he pulled out a small device and spoke into it. "Kill the towers." She gave a frightful whimper, not fully understanding the meaning of his words, and he seemed to read her mind. "Not any skyscrapers," he said tersely. "Radio Towers. I'm not stupid - there is a such thing as too much attention in too little time." Barbara eyed him carefully, and took a moment to recognize that he had a brain to go with his... power. She didn't like it. "Considering we're going live in seconds," he told her, "I think we should skip the interview, and go straight for the photo shoot. I prefer headshots." She glared at him, slowly rising from her seated position, and threw the camera to the ground at his feet. His eyes only followed the camera as it stopped twisting and rolling on the ground. "Clumsy," he muttered, and before she could blink, the camera smashed under his boot. She gasped at the sight - the camera itself was not very durable, but it shouldn't have been possible to crush into pieces with a single stomp. "I hope your dad isn't too mad with the equipment failure," he shrugged, kicking the scraps to the side. "He's going to catch you," she spoke with confidence. "I'm talking to his daughter, and he has no idea," he clarified the situation for her. "Don't take it the wrong way when I say that I'm taking the threat lightly." "I wasn't referring to my dad." "At least we're both not giving him the vote of confidence," he concluded with a nod, which only seemed to incense her further. "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it." He nodded, and stepped back into the shadows of the alleyway. A bright flash ruined her intense stare, and she blinked away the lights in her eyes. She quickly looked back, and as she suspected, he was gone. "/This is Vicki Vale live, with some new information regarding last night's events."/ Barbara quickly remembered where she was, and ran to the alley wall to avoid getting on the camera. She looked at her broken, smashed-to-bits camera with a grimace - a camera she had 'borrowed' from the GPD. It would take a long time for her to fix it, and it looked like quite a few expensive replacement parts were necessary. As carefully as she could, she scooped up the pieces and poured them into her hoodie pockets. With a last glance around, she pulled her hood over her head and walked out of the alley, her head down, on her way back to the house. Or, at least she would have. Until she heard the actual words Miss Vale was saying. ----------------------- "Alright, /Vicki/," he grinned, "We're on in five, four, three, two - " She took a deep, steadying breath. "This is Vicki Vale live, with some new information regarding last night's events." On cue, her earpiece buzzed to life, and Poison Ivy relayed to her what she had to relay to Gotham. "Right here, in the intersection of the Jezebel Plaza, two known assailants and one unknown were seen wandering about the stores. Their descriptions are mostly unconfirmed, as this was a rare public sighting for them, but we are the first to capture them on camera." She could only guess that homemade pictures were actually appearing on their feed on television screens around Gotham. "The Femme Fatale is known as one of the most elusive teams in Gotham. Pamela Isley, known as Poison Ivy, aged twenty-seven, surfaced alone as a legitimate threat three years ago, and is the only reported case in Gotham to be legally claimed as a living, breathing, walking Biological Weapon. Her mental powers of Nature itself has been demonstrated extensively in the past three years, and some buildings are still covered in moss as a reminder of the devastation she could bring to our city, were it not for the good police of Gotham and the caped crusader himself, who this reporter has, maybe too conveniently, named the Batman." She didn't know it at this point, but in every home in Gotham, people gasped as they saw the first ever clear, close shot of the legendary Dark Knight in mid-flight. So much detail was in the picture that some might suspect if he posed for it himself. Still, everyone who had glanced at the story in passing were now glued to the television. "Her vines were known to destroy streets and cars, and the superhuman strength, combined with thorns, and the occasionally mind-controlled police officer, cemented her as one of the most dangerous forces Gotham has ever seen." She licked her lips. She could say, with all honesty, that she wasn't over-dramatizing that statement in the slightest. "Poison Ivy disappeared shortly after she broke out of Blackgate Prison, and resurfaced with a partner just as deadly as herself. Harley Quinn, aged twenty two, appeared out of nowhere, but has proven to herself to be a natural when it comes to crime. Her favorite weapons of choice are her trusty mallet and a bazooka, but she has proven herself to be very adept at any weapon she comes across. She is a very capable fighter, and, in her past life, was very likely an accomplished gymnast before she turned to a life of crime." She blinked rapidly. Even she wasn't able to discern this information from past cases. They were revealing all of these details on purpose. "The two are rarely seen, and this photo, discovered recently, is the only recorded clear shot of them." She wisely paused, allowing the audience to take in an extended, clear look at the couple. "Their rampage is unmatched by many, and the times that they are out and about, they almost always prove to Gotham the many flaws that this city has, whether they successfully destroy the bridge that leads to Metropolis, or steal valuable items from Gotham's most protected museums with far too effective smash-and-grab operations." As per the instruction, she looked behind her, and pointed to the crime scene, and gave the camera a moment to focus not only on the decimated cars, but the policemen still on lunch break. When Jerry gave her the thumbs up, she continued. "Until now, there has never been a clear message for their acts. They all seemed to make some kind of statement, alluding to their power, or pointing out the flaws in our justice system. Until now. Viewers at home, you may remember that last night, we were only able to get a glimpse provided by the GCTV News Channel 7 Copter. Now, Ladies and gentlemen, new footage has surfaced of the incident. Courtesy of the dashcam of the police car closest to The Femme Fatale and Warlock, and the listening device of one of the officers at the scene, I present to you the unedited footage of what happened last night, complete with sound." /"You're offline right now."/ Ivy informed her over the bud. She made the motion to Jerry to cut the broadcast and breathed a sigh of relief. /"Don't get too relaxed. The video is playing now, and it's about three minutes."/ "Just three minutes?" /"It's amazing how much of an impact someone can make in three minutes."/ She was silent for a moment. "Any chance I could watch it?" /"Oh, you'll get plenty of time to see the video,"/ she teased. /"It's playing on every channel Gotham can broadcast right now. All of the Towers have been redirected to that camera's video stream. You can thank the Riddler for that. You can also thank him for blocking the signal from all of the officers behind you, or they would have gotten the call that evidence had been taken directly from their crime scene. It will be about ten minutes before outside officers can get to you, though. We'll have you out of there in no time."/ She bit her lip. "So I'll be a fugitive. I'll get a prison sentence." /"Or a Pulitzer."/ "I don't see that happening anytime soon." /"I don't see you getting arrested anytime soon. Just one more part, and then go into the alley behind you, at your four o' clock. Your friend will be delivered back to Metropolis."/ "And me?" /"Well, you were talking about pay earlier. How would you like an even better arrangement?"/ She paused for a moment. /"Think about it. Now, let me give you the rundown of what to say next...."/ ----------------------- "Hmmm." "What?" The man in green raised his necklace, which showed a blinking question mark pendant. "Apparently, someone's breaking into my lair." Harley sighed exasperatedly. "I'll handle it." "Hold on." Harry frowned. "Wasn't expecting him to be out around this time. He should have been at home watching TV." He looked over to Riddler, and his eyes looked particularly haunting over the green glow from the monitors around him. "I suppose you have a lot of monitors in your lair?" Edward nodded wordlessly. "And you can control them remotely?" He shook his head. "They're connected to the towers. If he bothered to look at the monitors, he's seeing the same thing everyone else is seeing." Harry smiled. "Good. He won't be in your lair for long, but I suggest checking for any devices." Riddler grimaced. "He wouldn't dare; not around me." "He had to have caught you once, right?" He turned to Ivy, his face sullen. "I don't like him." She momentarily turned off the connection to Vicki and shrugged. "Not my problem. You want a place in the future, you work with us. Feelings have nothing to do with respect and trust." His lips quirked. "I suppose." He winced when Juliet purred, just feet away from him, under the ministrations of Harley. "Fear helps." She winked at her precious cat. "Goddamn right it does." "Behave," she said absentmindedly, before pressing the button on her headset. "Fifteen seconds." ----------------------- "As you have just seen, the events that played out last night were, in a way, frightening. He clapped his hands, and as Detective Bullock brilliantly pointed out, it was a powerful earthquake, albeit short. A shockwave cracked the ground below them, and while Ivy and Harley didn't even flinch, the police cars' windows shattered and tires were blown, and several officers had to be rushed to the emergency room. Fortunately, there were no casualties." She paused for dramatic effect. "This time. As you could see, and by the many cameras facing them all at the time, there is no conceivable way to discern how all three of them managed to disappear in front of them. Due to the convenient surge of all lights in the surrounding area, including our chopper a hundred feet above them, their actual disappearing act is still a mystery until we can lighten up the image. However, considering the surrounding officers and SWAT team, the hovering helicopter, and the evidence that they had managed to leave that spot in less than a second and leave no trace of ever being there, other than the destruction they caused, leads me to ask this question." She took a breath. "Who in the hell is the Warlock? What does he want? And what will he, and the young women beside him, be willing to do to get it?" She smiled into the camera. "This is Vicki Vale, with GCTV News Channel Seven. I hope I've enlightened you and informed you. If you haven't gotten the message yet, then I will sufficiently give you that time. For the next twenty-four hours, this broadcast will be played in its entirety. I urge all of the viewers at home to really consider what is at stake here. "We here at GCTV News believe in second chances. And we are all hoping that Warlock and Femme Fatale are willing to forgive Gotham, for our past mistakes. We can all only pray that he believes in second chances as well. Have a nice afternoon." She tapped her foot once, and that was the cue for Jerry to cut the feed. "I think that went well." Sirens sounded in the distance. "Maybe too well." Jerry looked towards the alleyway that Vicki had told him about, and his eyes widened. "Holy shit." She looked around to his eyesight, and gulped as she recognized a large black panther staring at them patiently. After holding eye contact for mere seconds, the large jungle beast turned away and padded slowly back into the alleyway. Vicki knew that it wanted them to follow, and, oddly enough, felt calm about the thought. She felt herself walking forward, and heard Jerry step in line with her soon after, gently placing the large, heavy camera on the ground. Her eyes met Harvey's as she turned her head once more to look at the scene, and he had a smug grin of satisfaction on his face as he winked at her. She gave a grin of her own, and winked back, before dropping her mic on the ground next to her, never losing her stride. Vicki Vale didn't need money - she didn't even plan to make a career out of journalism, but she was glad to get recognition for her hobby - but she, more than ever, hoped that the Warlock could really perform magic, just so she ask him if she could see the look on Bullock's face the exact moment he found out what happened during his extended lunch break. She ripped the bud out of her ear as she stepped into the alleyway. "Wouldn't want to get shocked again." "I'd hope not." His voice was light, and friendly. "I blew the first bud out. Sorry about that, Jerry." Her former cameraman rubbed the back of his neck. "What the hell can I say to that? 'Don't do it again?' He chuckled, and stepped forward, and brilliant green eyes pierced into her shining blue. She made the connection instantly. "You were that panther." "I was." He held out an obscenely thick roll of bills. "In twenty seconds, this will take you back to your apartment room, in Metropolis." He only seemed to consider it for a second, before tipping his invisible hat to Vicki, and gratefully accepted the roll. "Hope they pay this much in Keystone," he chuckled. "Hope it turns out well, Vicki." She smiled fondly and reached out to shake his hand. "If I'm ever looking for another intern..." He shook his head. "Dad doesn't like me dabbling too much in the competition. Spend too much time in Gotham, he'll think I betrayed him." She snorted. All the horror stories she had heard about Barry were apparently true. "Good luck, Jerry." "Try to avoid prison, Miss Vale." He quipped before a color beam of light flashed, and all that remained was the mysterious man, patiently waiting. He held out his hand. "What?" She asked, amused. "No money?" "Did you think about our offer?" Wordlessly, she reached out and shook his hand. "I find it rather intimidating to see how many of you are willing to break the rules to see a different future." "A good story is a good story." "That would be a massively stupid reason if that were the entire truth." "Then I guess we've both got stories to tell." "Take a deep breath," he muttered, "and hold tight. I've been told the next part isn't pleasant." "By who?" "The Cat Burglar." As they popped away, Vicki couldn't help but think that she made the right choice. Or a very, very terrible one. Still, she wasn't the most daring journalist in Gotham for nothing. Suck it, Lane. ------------------------------------------------- Chapter 10: Fate "Oh yeah," Harvey bragged, leaning back against the hood of the car, the last doughnut in hand. "She wants it." His partner snorted. "Yeah, sure." "She just winked at me," he whined, his eyes narrowing. "I can't believe you all missed that." Detective Flass rolled his eyes, dusting his hands of the yellow dust on his car. "Sure Harvey. We all, at the same time, missed her winking at you, while we were staring at her ass the entire time she was over there. I'm so /sorry/ we missed it." DeCarlo snickered. "I think you had too many doughnuts." Bullock looked him in the eye when he took a large bite of the glazed baked good. "Get ready, guys," Flass warned everyone. "In a couple of minutes, we're gonna be really sorry that we just missed him getting a blowjob!" The team laughed, and Harvey blinked at the sight before him. "Fuck. I've had too many doughnuts." Arnold Flass laughed harder. "Hopes she gets to the base!" "/I imagine that wouldn't be too difficult."/ The laughter stopped. The echo hung through the air, similar to the one Warlock held before. The rest finally realized where Harvey was looking, and their eyes instinctively followed and turned towards the News van. Despite her green skin, it was always her hair that attracted everyone first. Her long red tresses shimmered in the daylight, frequently in motion even as the air kept still around her. Her skin in itself, usually pale and human-like in texture, was almost glowing with radiance, pulsing in random places on her body as it absorbed the rays of the sun. Her eyes, however, caught all of their attention. Poison Ivy's burning eyes gleamed with carnivorous glee at their squirming, and she sauntered forward. "You boys liked the doughnuts? I imagine they were good. I hope you saved one. I'm /starving/." Their throats tightened. Flass noticed first that he couldn't reach for his gun, or really move much at all. His hands shook violently, and he suddenly felt cold. Her shiny black lips gave a mischievous grin. "Do you think you've had too many? You don't really know when you've had enough until it settles. Bread tends to expand." "Frosting is no slouch, eithah." They couldn't move their heads, but they heard a gentle tap on the hood of the patrol car behind them. "That outta really slow ya down. I never trusted artificial sugah." "You shouldn't." Her green irises flashed with playfulness. "Nor would I trust the cars you're sitting on. It's a bit too late in the year for pollen, isn't it?" Bullock's hands trembled against the dusty patrol vehicle, and only his eyes could express his pain when a well-placed boot smashed his digits into the hood. A gloved hand tickled the side of his neck, and lightly squeezed his chin from behind. "Cat got your tongue? Or are you just petrified in the presence of beauty?" The jester leaped off the car and landed in front of them, the TV News camera on her small shoulder seeming like a light prop in her hands. She steadied the camera onto Bullock. "Nah. I think he just pissed himself." He could feel the edge of the gloves break his skin as her claws gripped tighter. "That could be arranged." "We need him in control of his bodily functions - for now," Ivy warned. "He'll have plenty of chances to soil himself, but not anywhere near me." The woman behind him sighed. "Fine." She pressed her boot to the middle of his back, and violently pushed forward, with a force on his wide frame that he didn't think she, or anyone else, had. He forced his legs to move, and he was only able to lumber a few feet before he fell forward into Ivy's waiting grasp. She gripped his light overcoat tight for a moment, glaring at him through half-lidded eyes, before her lips curled into a cold, callous grin. "Oh, yes - we could /use/ you." She pushed him back, and he felt a cold, metallic coil around his neck. He wheezed - it was the only thing he could do - before he passed out, standing there, frozen. Catwoman laughed, keeping him embraced in her cold whip before she took a deep breath, and they both vanished. The rest could only stare in shock; not that they had any choice in the matter. They found that they had just enough mobility to gulp nervously. "One," Harley muttered. She turned the camera to the redhead, her green and red hair swishing about her shoulders. "Need any more?" She shrugged. "Warlock promised he only needed one. Just one, and he would know all of Gotham's secrets." She paused, and eyed her girlfriend strangely. "Is that camera really recording anything?" "Nah. What's-his-face left it heyah. I picked up Vicki's mic, too, if you want it. The signal's blocked, compliments of Eddie, and there's no tape. Could be useful in the future, though." Ivy wasn't sure where Harley's mind was when she said that, but the teasing smile gave her an accurate guess. "Hope you're not camera-shy." "Oh, you know how much I like to put on a show." She turned her head away from the eyepiece and glanced back to the six officers there. "Whaddya say, boys? Ready to get this party started? It sounds like your friends are almost here!" ----------------------- Harry knew something was wrong the moment he apparrated onto the scene. The Riddler's lair - what he supposed looked like an abandoned warehouse with a very sizeable basement for underground work - had a missing door. The raven-haired teen could only guess that Edward would have had the common sense to at least give the option for a potential enemy to knock, so he could safely assume that something was amiss. His eyes swept the building, and his lips curled in a frown. "It's not just Batman in there," he warned his partner. "Good," Catwoman purred beside him. "I need to blow off some steam, anyway." "Sorry for that." "Just stay out of my way, and you'll be forgiven." She stretched out her arms as she stepped forward confidently into the shack. "Roomie." Harry removed his cloak from his black cargo slacks and wrapped it around his shoulders. With a dip of his head, he was gone from the face of the earth. He gave a grim smile. Oh, whoever was in there /wished/ that would happen. With a thought, black gauze wrapped tightly around his hands, the wiry mesh thinly separating from his skin, giving his hands an armor that he could barely feel. The wrapping moved across his body, covering every inch of his skin below his red and black uniform, the hint of it showing through the green claw marks adorned on his torso and legs. He really, truly felt naked in this uniform, for good reason - the wire surrounding his body, only a millimeter thin for each layer, was always separated from his body by /micrometers/. The hairs on his body brushed against the material, and it gave him a tingle that always kept him alert. It was a cheaper and a more flexible defense compared to Basilisk skin, as he had discovered the hard way. The thin wires could be enhanced and separated, and could cut through trees whole. A fact that he wouldn't be telling Pamela anytime soon. He squeezed his hands, testing out the armor; he hadn't used it since battling Voldemort himself, and he was rather worried that he might not be able to use it, due to the constant magic he had to pour into the suit. It subconsciously fed off of him, and he didn't want this suit freezing on him. The results would be rather disastrous. Hermione didn't approve of it, but he needed it. He needed to make another good impression. At this point, his character called for it. The Warlock liked to show off. With nary a whisper, he blew into the building, and Catwoman didn't even notice him breezing past her, inches away from her leather-clad form. Skipping over the fallen door (mystery solved), he made his way to the basement. ----------------------- "/Who in the hell is the Warlock? What does he want? And what will he - "/ A bullet between the eyes prevented her from asking any further questions. Or, at least, that's what he would have done; what he wished would have happened to Vale. But for now, he had to settle with unloading his gun into a television screen. Four shots in, he held his fire, willing to wait until Riddler got back. "He had /one/ job," he grimaced, straightening his blue tie. "One simple goddamn job." The crew was silent. He didn't expect them to respond, lest they wanted to feel his wrath. The wooden mask was impassive as ever, as anyone would expect it to be. But shooting repeatedly at a television would give anyone a different impression. However, the only impression he wanted, at the moment, was a very deep one in Edward's far-too-smug face. /"Can I help you?"/ His men jumped at the voice, and carefully looked around, but he didn't bother looking for the voice - it sounded like it was coming from everywhere at once. What he did know, and truly cared about, was that it wasn't Edward's. "Yeah. Bring me Poindexter." /"May I ask why?"/ "Business." /"Oh."/ The silence echoes the admittedly large shack for a moment - nothing but the whirring of mechanical fixtures and the static of radios, until he spoke again. /"No."/ "No?" He chuckled deeply. "And can I ask why?" /"Business."/ "Good. So you're the punk I'm looking for." He nodded to his henchmen. "Strip the room." /"It's bold of you to assume that I'm in the room."/ "My guys checked the room for bugs. All recording devices are as dead as you're gonna be." The voice scoffed. /"I imagine you would feel the need to check again. You obviously missed something the first time."/ Roman growled. "/What?/" /"Look up."/ His Beretta gleamed as he pointed it directly above him, and he was only able to see a blur of a shadow before a sharp pain struck his wrist. The gun slid away harmlessly on the floor, further away from him; but the batarang rested at his feet, staring up at him reproachfully. Black Mask let out an angry howl. "/Kill/ that sonovabitch!" ----------------------- Harley gently sat the camera down behind the patrol car and picked up her weapon of choice. She hoisted her weapon on her shoulder and waited. "Come to mama..." The green-skinned teen's eyes glowed, and the leaves of her skirt blew back and forth as the wind around her gathered. "Let's make this quick." The sirens got louder and louder, but they had dealt with them enough to know /exactly/ how close they were. Cars rushed into the intersection - at least five - and, thankfully for them, the decimated cars blocked all three lanes but one of them. They were still surrounded, again, and it was a new feeling for them to be out in the daylight like this, but it felt... freeing, in a way. To do something so daring, out and in the open. Ivy just hoped they didn't get shot. Fidgeting with one foot, then the other, she kicked off her elfish slippers, leaving her bare feet to touch the concrete floor. She wiggled her toes a little, feeling the heat against her skin (it was odd that extreme temperatures could never affect her since her transformation, but she could feel the slightest change of temperature around her) before she narrowed her eyes at the police wordlessly getting out of their cars and taking out their guns. "You never learn." Captain Grogan flicked on his bullhorn. "This is only a formality. Step forward with your hands in the - Where's Bullock?" "Really?" Harley looked dumfounded, her red eye blinking into the sights. "You kiddin' me? We have six of your men hostage ovah heyah, and you want to know where the /stooge/ is?" He cleared his throat. "We don't make any deals until we see Bullock." "We're not in a deal-making mood." Pamela narrowed her eyes moving slightly over to get a direct vision at the man, blocking Harley from his sight. "You probably missed our message on the way over here, but I just wanted to clarify on a few things." He stepped out from behind the door, his jaw set. "We do it your way when we fucking feel like it. Until then, get on the fucking ground and hope we don't handle you too roughly when we take you back to Blackgate!" "That escalated quickly," Harley muttered with a giggle. "Oi, Captain Jack! You forgot ta take your meds today?" Grogan growled and lifted his gun. "I'm sorry I wasn't here last night; you two are far too much trouble than you're worth." He cocked his head. "/Far/ too much." "Be that as it may," Ivy continued smoothly, "we feel that if you're not constantly reminded of our presence, then you'll forget about us. And then you'll forget our warning." "Honestly," the grizzly man spoke into the megaphone, waving the policemen to get closer, "I already forgot the warning. You should probably put it in writing." He squinted at Harley, who was practically hidden behind the car. "You done taking a piss-break, girlie? That'll be the last time you'll get in any private time. Make it count." Harley's weapon beeped. "Oh. I will." Ivy's hands, which were resting tensely against her hips, balled into fists at the sound of that beep. She slightly bent her knees, and closed her eyes. The Captain fumbled as he pulled back the hammer of his gun, allowing himself a grin as he prepared to take down the most violent team in Gotham - and he would give the order. "Duck and Cover! Shoot to kill!" "/Yes Sir!/" That loud chant confused the officers for less than a second at the unusual shout of confirmation from the villainesses' side, for the very earth to tremble beneath their feet. In that second, the ground cracked and shifted, and a large mound burst into existence beneath Poison Ivy's feet. She extended her legs, and she gracefully flew into the air in a perfect summersault, before landing next to a petrified DeCarlo in a crouch. Her hands, in fluid motion, waved and /pushed/, and the men on their side were suddenly thrown towards them, flying not as gracefully into the air, their petrified bodies launched by the springy coils that spiked from the ground. So busy trying to refocus their guns on the elegant beauty, and more considerate officers attempting to catch the corrupt men, they didn't notice the sudden exposure of a terrifying visage, lying in wait behind her lover. Harley Quinn, her mouth twisted into a wide smile, rested one elbow on the hood of the cop car, and extended her middle finger towards the sky, pointing it at the group of officers in general. The other hand pulled the trigger of the candy cane-striped bazooka in the same direction. She quickly turned the weapon to another car, and she pulled it /again/. /And again/. The ground erupted powerfully before her, and an explosion of green was all she could really focus on before her girlfriend grabbed her shoulder. She moved her knee over to touch the camera, and with two taps of her offending finger, the two felt a pull at their navels. She knew that would give them something to remember. ----------------------- "Why am I not surprised to see you here first?" Ivy wondered, dusting herself off after the two collapsed to the floor, returning from their trip. "Because you don't like surprises," a non-wired Harry gently informed her, still holding Harley's hand as he pulled them both up. "How well did it work?" he asked nervously, looking at the still-smoking instrument of destruction on the ground. A sound kiss from her answered any questions he had. Still, after they parted, she answered his question anyway - "Like a fucking /charm/." "And you get on me for my puns," A voice behind them grumbled, and Ivy and Harley looked back to see Selina lying across a couch they were sure weren't there before. Her leg was bare, the leathery garment cut cleanly from the rest of her full suit, and she was once again unmasked. "Don't ask." "She was shot," he told them quietly. Her ears twitched. "Damn you." She could provide no further defense - she looked exhausted, and for good reason. "So, if you three don't need me anymore, I think I'll just go to sleep..." Harley turned to Harry as the ebony-haired girl drifted off. "So... you also heal gunshot wounds?" Harry shook his head. "Not really. I have a vial of phoenix tears. Doing it myself would take much longer, and we just got here." Pamela leaned against Harry's other side. "It's been a long day. I'll get an explanation out of you after my nap." Harleen eyed her girlfriend carefully. "Hey - you alright?" "Déjà vu," the redhead muttered, before she shook her head. "I'm alright. That really took a lot out of me. I've never done so much in so little time. I made my babies grow as much as I could with as little time as possible. I just hope my penmanship is legible." She smiled weakly at Harry. "No headaches or anything." Harry wordlessly pressed a hand against her forehead. "Just making sure." She gently removed his hand and kissed his knuckle. "When I was out there, I haven't felt that ... /challenged/ ... in a long time. We should do that more often." She grinned against his palm, and forced a tingle through his arm. "I've never felt more with nature than at that point. I feel stronger, now." "Ditto," Harley agreed happily. "Today was fun. We should do it again, sometime. I think we were really productive." She moved to Nigma's empty chair in front of the monitors, and swiveled the chair to Harry. "So, what happened on your end? Is Batman so afraid of us that he finally started packing heat?" The Boy-Who-Lived shook his head wryly, taking Pamela's hand in his own. "Well, you know what they say about curious cats..." ----------------------- The first thing Harry noticed when he got downstairs, ignoring the elevator in favor of the grates, was that the basement was... deceivingly large. He was aware that it was a warehouse, so he supposed that it probably should be this big, but a part of him couldn't help but theorize exactly what was in here that required so much space. He shook his head, and carefully jumped onto the steel beam that was in front of him. He hung high over the group below, and he noticed the man dressed in white first. Black Mask. Roman Sionis. He thought to himself for a moment - what gain did they make from giving away his identity? Probably not a lot. Black Mask had been arrested many times, and they let him go before they could even remove his mask, thanks to his lawyers. Or maybe the police knew who he was, and just looked the other way? But if the people knew who he was, then he'd just go to being the Black Mask full time, after taking all of Roman's immediate assets, which was probably a considerable amount. He shelved the thought - maybe another time. Jumping from beam to beam, he spotted the items that Edward had told him about - the items that he absolutely needed from his base, after recognizing that Batman might not be the only one looking for him, and that his life would likely end short if he stepped in the base after tonight. If the Batman was here, alone, then he would have a better chance of retrieving the items. But now, in a room filled with armed henchmen, and one pissed off mob boss, he figured that apparating around /really fast/ probably wasn't the best strategy. He spied Selina on the floor level, pilfering a few hard drives and any data that looked important to her. She moved around like liquid, right under the guard's noses, and Harry thought it was hilarious. The warehouse wasn't well-lit, and she was abusing it well. He admired her lithe form squirming in and out of places, sneaking into guards' back pockets and taking their ammunition. When she finally decided to get to the actual items they were here for, Harry would have some respect for the thief. Still, at least she was having fun right now. He, on the other hand, was almost positive that Batman was here, at this very moment, staring holes through both of them. He tilted his head, and at first glance, he could see nothing up here with him. And then he looked up - past the ceiling lanterns, in the darkest part of the room, were a pair of pure white eyes staring straight at him. Harry, for a moment, was paralyzed. There was a time, he remembered, when he was four, and he got his first glimpse of the vigilante on the cover of Dudley's comic. He had considered his choice of dress amusing - that anyone could be intimidated by the garb seemed like a joke to him. Upon reflection, he could even see himself thinking that it would look perfect on a villain, who desperately tried to be terrifying, but ultimately failed. That was no longer the case. Now, Harry didn't feel so intimidating in front of the black-clad hero. Rationally, he knew it didn't make sense to worry. They weren't going to fight in the ceiling, right above an armed room. He was simply observing, as he had done last night. He clearly wasn't expecting Black Mask to be here, and was now waiting in the wings for Edward to return so he could save him and promptly interrogate him. Batman, for the moment, was not a threat. But looking at him, close-up, he desperately wished that the vigilante would join their side, or at least, stay out of their business. He did not look forward to making a true enemy out of him. Well... maybe he did, just a little bit, look forward to their fight for dominance over Gotham. But it didn't hurt to make one last plea. He tapped the ceiling beam feverishly, a small light blinking from his steel fingertips in irregular patterns, being sure not to make too loud a noise. /I see you have ignored my offer./ For a brief moment, there was nothing. Then, his buckle began blinking. /There was no offer. I ignored your threat./ Harry felt an annoyance begin to blink in at the pit of his stomach. He was a reasonable guy, he thought, but he rarely met someone this stubborn. This man was a special breed. He tapped again. /And what was your reply going to be if you had caught me unprepared? "Heed my order to stop, or I will beat the holy hell out of you and send you to prison?/" There was a slight pause. /Not if you surrender quietly./ Harry contemplated his logic; it wasn't very sound. Maybe, in his world, it all made sense. At some point, Bruce realized that he was more than an authority figure - he was The Law. /You don't control our actions./ He tapped very slowly - deliberately. /You control no one. Stop pretending that you can do anything about it./ He leaped, and dropped gracefully onto the beam to confront him. "We're done with this conversation." Harry flinched at the quiet tone. He seemed to have hit a nerve, especially since he was no longer using Morse code. His whisper didn't carry, but Harry damn sure heard it. He was ten feet away from him, head-on, and it gave Harry a new perspective. The two stared at each other. The wiry mesh moved slowly around his head, and the black material covered a hundred percent of his body. Sans his clothes, he was shrouded in darkness. "Fine, then. /Can I help you/?" Even the caped crusader looked flummoxed as Harry raised his voice significantly, and it echoed along the walls. Out the corner of his eye, he saw Selina steal the last item on their list before slinking into the corner, out of view. "Yeah." The Black Mask's voice boomed from below. "Bring me Poindexter." ----------------------- Harry groaned in frustration. "I don't know which one baited whom. I put most of the blame on Batman, while making Black Mask think that I'm on his side, so I suppose it was better for me. A stray bullet hit Selina before I could get to her; nothing too serious. I cleaned up her blood before I got to pop out of there. As far as I know, the gunfight is still happening." "Really?" Harley asked incredulously, her eyes wide. "So he could be dead or something right now?" "Doubt it. He's crafty. He was knocking out the lights as I got to Selina. My guess is he's taking them out one by one. I wouldn't be surprised if Roman is in prison by tonight." "And freed by his lawyers tomorrow," Ivy guessed. "I always wondered how he got out of prison so fast." Harry tapped his thumb against his chin. "That won't happen again. I need to add protections to Blackgate Prison. And your home." "Our home," she replied with a raised eyebrow. "You've proven yourself as a big part of this team, and our family. Enjoy it." Harry smiled weakly. "I'll try." Harleen checked one of the monitors with a timestamp on it. "We still got time for that dinner. I think we've deserved a little break." On cue, Harry's stomach grumbled. He chuckled. "Not the worst idea I've heard today." "If we really want to see a good movie, we'd see the footage of the cops and their... predicament." Harley picked up her liberated news camera. "Ready to make the headlines? Again?" Harry sighed dramatically. "Well, if I /have/ to..." He smirked. "I think I'll do the report this time. Vicki's still getting used to all this." "Where is that reporter, anyway?" Harley pouted. "I always wanted to meet a celebrity." "Right now, she's with Eddie, filtering through the hard drives. Selina scared her off - I don't think she forgave her for naming her the 'Cat Burglar'. Plus, I suppose she was a little agitated, being shot and all..." "Huh." Ivy pondered to herself. "We've got a lot of people we need to hide. Think they'll all fit under one roof?" Harry smiled personably, having the simple answer for the simple problem. "/Magic/." Harleen squealed a little. "I just get a little jittery every time you say that!" Pamela smiled, watching her girlfriend act her age for a moment. It was a rare, truly beautiful, sight. "What did you have in mind?" "Expansion Charms and Protection Wards," he answered immediately, "especially the latter. We've got their attention. Now we just have to make sure it's only when we want them to. Hiding your house might be enough, but I don't take risks when I don't have to." Well, when it was just him, he was rather dangerous in his aloofness. The Tournament proved that. Still, his girls needed protection. "I'd have to talk to Hermione about a few things, first." "Sounds good," Ivy admitted. "If it's really that simple to renovate a house that Harley and I've been working on for a long time now, then could you also expand the garden? We've been meaning to make the place bigger." "Of course. The whole house would be to your liking. A blueprint might be helpful." Harley spun around in her new favorite chair and handed him the mic. "Gotta wait 'til Eddie gets back. I can't work that computer. What speech are you going to give?" Harry eyed Pamela with a smirk. "A Lesson on /Respect/, and why it should be so important. I should probably tell them before someone tries to chop at the vines." "Don't want things to get too messy," Ivy grinned back. "I absolutely /have/ to know the plant that you based that magic on." "/Devilarium Dracinus/," Harry remembered. "The Devil's Snare. It may be a gamble to say that this world hasn't seen it yet, so rename it at your leisure. My friend Neville actually grew a strain that makes it more resistant to light. My spell only strengthens it." His eyes moved to the microphone in his hand. "We should probably go back." Both Harley and Ivy scrunched their eyebrows in confusion. "Because we didn't hammer the point home enough?" Harley asked jokingly. He rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "I just feel like something's missing. Batman is occupied, and this is as good a time as any to strike. You said it yourself, Ivy - they have a /vastly/ short attention span." Ivy weighed her options. "Well - /honestly/ - there isn't much left to do at this point but to wait for a response. Until something noteworthy comes up, we're at an impasse." She looked up. "Maybe try to recruit someone else?" "Who?" Harley wondered. "We've got the main players that want anything to do with us. The rest don't seem like they're willing to work /with/ us, yet alone /for/ us." Harry snapped his fingers. "Ivy, you said something about the sewers last night, and how toxic it was. Did you have any problems with it just now?" She shook her head. "I was trying to bring up just enough to trip them up before. Now, I used everything I had to make my babies grow and overpower them. It was more /sludge/ than toxic." "I could use a few spells and clean up the water a bit. At least around that immediate area, to make sure it doesn't miss with the... er... sculpture." Harleen bit her lip. "Now that I think about it, I don't think the sludge is going to be the main problem. But the last time I checked, Croc is still in Blackgate. Don't think he'll appreciate us renovating his home." Harry blinked. "Anyone else in Blackgate?" The three looked at each other. "I can't believe we didn't think of that before," Ivy admitted. "A mass breakout would cause the panic we need." "It doesn't have to be mass," Harry countered. "Just some people we could recruit. Henchmen?" Ivy let out a sniff of disdain. "Let's try that again." The side of Harry's mouth quirked upwards. "Not all of us guys are bad." She only stared at him. Harry pouted, and Harley giggled. "Trust me; you don't want to fight this." The jester tapped her chin. "Ya know, if we really want to make a statement, why not disappear for a while? Make them think that we're planning something big." The raven-haired teen weighed the options in his head. "And what would we actually be doing?" Harley couldn't contain her mischievous grin, and Ivy rolled her eyes, but said nothing. They all turned as a door slammed, and saw Vicki step through the door in a huff. She stopped abruptly at the villains in front of her. "Er... hi." Harleen, the dirty ideas in her head being discarded easily, blinked rapidly at the woman in front of her. "Wow... you're /hot/. I thought that was all TV makeup." The blonde struggled not to self-consciously brush her hair back behind her ear. "T-Thanks. Coming from you, that means... I don't know what that means." She took in the sight of the three superpowers standing together. "So, is this the part where my services are no longer needed, and I suffer a painful parting of ways?" "We were actually considering just shooting you in the face as you entered the door," Harry deadpanned, "but you didn't give me time to reload." She was silent for a few beats. "Mind if I get in a quick interview, first?" Harry let out a surprised chuckle. "This whole bloody world is insane." Ivy and Harley sent each other knowing looks, while Vicki gave a little smile. "Not the first time I've heard that. But I usually hear that from the even less sane." She let the comment hang in the air. He shrugged in reply to the reporter. "I've got no proof to the contrary." "The first step is admitting it," the blonde smiled, not sensing either of the three to be particularly deadly in this mood. "So what were you saying earlier about a business proposition? A chance to be the face of the new crisis that is the Femme Fatale and the Warlock?" Harley refrained from mentioning what a nice face it would be, resting her head against her girlfriend's hips from her chair. "Need anything picked up from your house?" She shrugged indifferently. "All of my valuables are in storage. I like to move around. Job hazards and all. Don't need my house on the public record, after all." "Clever girl," Ivy repeated, and Vicki frowned as she looked closer. "You... you look younger than I am." "But I couldn't be," Pamela informed her innocently. "I'm twenty-seven. Don't you look at the news?" Vicki suddenly laughed, realizing what they did. "You confirmed a lot of false rumors, and now Gotham is taking them as fact. Now they have no idea what to look for." "Actually," Harleen countered, "they know /exactly/ what to look for. They're just /wrong/." "How good are you at keeping secrets?" Harry wondered in an innocuous tone. "Regular secrets, I mean. Not the ones where we /have/ to threaten with death." "Err," the blonde stuttered, "it's not usually a good mix with my job, but I can keep a secret." Harry nodded approvingly, and twirled the mic in his hand. "We've got a little problem here, and we need your expert opinion on something." "Oh - alright." She visibly relaxed. "What can I do for you?" Ivy pursed her lips. "How big of an impact do you think we made so far?" Vicki pondered to herself, and chose her words carefully. "Honestly?" They nodded. "No one does that anymore. No one expresses their intent. Yes, usually there is an impressive display of powers, and some vague announcement of taking over, but what you three did was effective. You've got their ear, at least." Harleen grinned toothily. "Perfect. Hope they get the message." "For their sake," Pamela agreed, nodding with a full-fledged smile - a rare sight for Poison Ivy. Harry shrugged in defeat, somewhat amused as he handed the mic off to Harley. "I know when I'm beat. You're right; I think we've done enough for a while." "Aw, don't feel so bad," muttered Harley, exuberantly wrapping her arms around the green-eyed wizard's torso. "I'm sure we'll run into Bats again. I'm sure Tonks and Hermione would like to talk to you again. Why don't you give them the update, and see what they think? I'm curious to see how far they've got along, too." Harry, taking her advice, was half-way through pulling out his mirror when he gave her a strange look. "Really?" Harry didn't know how to take that statement. "Well..." she began slowly, "the faster they figure out the veil, the closer they are to figuring out all of its secrets. I imagine if it takes any longer than a few months to get you to find some way back, then the code to everything might be nearly impossible, if only a percent figured out. And then we'd have to find the portal, because I'm not really sure if it stays in the right place. Then there's the chance of multiple universes, and other threats that could step out of your veil if someone starts tweaking with it and - " "What if I was pulled here?" Harley stopped abruptly. "Wha?" "What if," Harry conjectured, "and I mean, this may be a big 'if', but what if I was meant to be here? There isn't a portal in front of the Monarch Theater, unless it was specifically looking for some other type of 'Arch'. If this world had magic, then why did I not step out of the /veil/ here? Why not in any other world with that arch? It's got to exist somewhere else, right? This can't be the only other place. I don't see, in any way, how I was chosen to be here. Twenty one years ago. In The United States. In Gotham. Right next to where you were robbing a Jewelry Store." He looked away, feeling uncomfortable in the extended silence. "Fate and I... don't get along sometimes. I like to think I forge my own, but I can't imagine that the good things that have happened to me was by my own merit. As far as I see it, this cements it. This could be a meeting of fate. Maybe I was sent here because I was supposed to. To see this through with the both of you. Maybe... maybe I was fated to not go back." Harley didn't blink. "Then change your fate again." Harry scoffed light-heartedly. "Saying it and trying to believe it are two different things." "Then believe it." She grabbed his hand. "Don't think for a second that you're not wanted, here or there. Fate or not, you're going back, and whenever you want to, you can come here. Or we can go there. Fate put you with Hermione, as it has me with Pammy. Maybe that much /is/ true. Might also be true that fate made you a hero, like it made me a villain. But you forged the rest of your path. You chose the dark side. No matter how much pressure you felt to be good, like I did, you chose the darker path. In a lot of ways, we're on the same path." Her lips quirked. "Maybe, in some kind of fucked up reality, I'm supposed to be the parallel version of /you/. The fact that you bumped into me might be what you call fate, just as much as when Ivy broke out of her cell the only day I visited Blackgate, where it's just too beautiful to be coincidence. There's nothing beautiful about leaving a family behind. Your girls are also your fate. If it was never meant to happen, then it wouldn't have." She looked over to Ivy, who blushed under her appraisal - another rare sight for the green teen. "I don't have the best understanding of fate - I'm more into logic, myself - but I can't imagine my life without Pamela. Maybe I would have gone on and never shown up at that prison, but to know any other life, knowing that this is what could have been, isn't a life worth living." She looked back to Harry. "You still have the means to make that mirror. You still have the link to her. You still have the memory of her. If you think Fate would send you here with the full memory of another life, and just expect you to tough it out here, then it's time to fuck Fate right back. You can bring people back from the /dead/, Harry. You are fate. You could be his or her worst nightmare. You could have more power than they ever could. There are two people that can decide what happens next - you and Hermione. Fate might've put you two together, but breaking you two apart? From what I've heard so far - Literally. /Impossible/." Harry snorted again in the light-hearted sense. "You might be right, Harley." He smiled softly at her, and she returned the gesture. "Alright. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks." "Any time. Keep in mind the next time you have doubts like that again, I might just kick your shin or somethin'. Gets the same message across." He leaned down and caught a quick kiss. "I wouldn't worry about those doubts again. Thanks." At her nod, he stood back up and looked over to Ivy, who was leaning against the console, giving them space, and smiled in her support at every word Harley had said. Probably including the last part. "If anything, I'm glad that I'll never have to compete for a place in Harley's heart like yours. I've got my own one true, thanks. In case there were any lingering doubts." Pamela easily shook her head. "You've snuck into my heart just as much as Harley's. I don't consider it a place, or an order. You can love someone in different ways, or you hate someone in different ways, or there's indifference. I love Harley in every way that there is. And while you've only been here for a matter of days, I can easily see why, even with your bond, it's not too hard to fall in love with you. Even with my bond with Harley - even in the more spiritual sense - that I find myself falling for you almost as hard. That's what confused me - the ability for you to love so many girls. I couldn't understand how you could undermine such a relationship that, to be blunt, usually dilutes when the number of partners increase. The line between love and lust is wide, but hazy. But now, I see it - you've always known the difference - you love those girls. And you love us. As equals. And while Hermione may hold a special place, you'd die for any one of us, wouldn't you?" Harry nodded soberly. "As would Hermione." She glided forward, and kissed him tenderly. When they parted, sparkling green eyes met deep emerald hues. "As would we." "Ditto," Harley agreed, as eloquently as she could put it without tearing up. In her opinion, watching the two embrace was even sweeter than their reunion last night. The Boy-Who-Lived cleared his tight throat. "Let's hope it doesn't come to that." Ivy handed Harry the mirror that he had put down earlier. "Come on - let's call Hermione, and see what everyone's up to. I'd like to meet more of the girls I said I'd risk my life for." Harry chuckled. "I'd need another book for that; Volume One for Hidden Powers, Volume Two for Girls." "I want my own chapter," Harley responded immediately, with a teasing smile. "You're certainly not a footnote," he muttered, and stepped back to lean against the console. The two followed, Harley spinning in her chair all the way. She took note of the crack in the door that the reporter had gone back through earlier, presumably to give them some privacy. She really hoped the older blonde could keep secrets. She also took note of the catsuit-clad thief turned away from them as she was lying on the sofa. While the back view was impressive, there were more pressing matters - like the fact that she was lying on the once-injured leg. She was lying like that because it was the one way she could lay comfortably to hide her face from them. Selina didn't have a good track-record of secrets, but hell, no one yet knew the correlation between Harleen and Harley, so the girl gave her some credit. Hell, if any of this leaked, she'd honestly be looking at Eddie first. God knows how many cameras must be on around here, if only for insurance purposes. Let the test commence. There shouldn't be too many secrets on a team anyway. If anything got out, then it wouldn't be too big a deal. Best to find a weak link now, when everyone is still new. As she rested her elbow against the console, she smiled innocently at Ivy's silent question and nodded her head at the Cat Burglar. Pammy smirked and nodded over to the door. She had a good view of the door the whole time, so she must've known something Harley didn't. They smiled conspiratorially at each other, completely missing Harry's innocent chuckle before he spoke Hermione's name into the mirror. ----------------------- *~Pre-Veil~* "/You should get some sleep, Harry," Parvati said gently, but firmly. "You look a wreck."/ "/I am," he promised again, before he promptly fainted dead, not hearing their shrieks of surprise and worry./ The sound of a baby's cheerful laughter was the first thing that penetrated Harry's senses when he awoke. Absently reaching for his glasses, he squinted as he sat up. The laughter stopped, and soft cooing noises began to gurgle forward. Harry's eyes stared blankly ahead, numbly aware that even without his glasses, he could see the shelves of books before him very clearly. The plain white books on the plain white shelves, in a vast expanse of whiteness. Plain whiteness. He turned his head towards the sight, and choked back a gasp. Hermione Granger was there, smiling as radiantly as she had always been, as if she herself didn't know what happened to her. Her two front teeth bit into her bottom lip with anticipated glee as he noticed her, and Harry found himself, just a little bit, forgetting about the previous days he had to endure. But, oddly enough, it wasn't his best friend that his eyes had dwelled on first. It was, rather, the small baby shifting backwards and forwards in her cradled arms. "Dada!" Hermione had a preciously nervous grin as Harry looked on in wonder. "Hello. Dada." Harry slowly stood up, disjointed to say the least. He couldn't even see the white floor he was standing on, it blended so well into the rest of the nothingness. "Hermione? Is this another dream?" "I asked myself that when I got here." She looked down at the baby in her arms, reaching for his 'father'. "Even as I lived your life, I tried thinking that it was all some sick nightmare." She gently removed her hand and cradled the child with the other, and held her finger up. The little one, easily, reached out for the dangling finger. "At first, it was your parents. Context aside, I'm really glad that I met them. It was short, but it was lasting." She watched the tiny child suckle on her finger with a serene smile. "Then it was /them/. I won't say much. Nothing you already don't know." Harry felt himself tremble as he stepped forward, towards the illusion, unaware of the robe wrapped around him. Even as she talked so plainly about the Dursleys, smiling at the young infant, she looked distant - cold. Trying to detach herself from her emotions. The baby began to cry. Hermione was quick to begin rocking the infant, whispering encouraging words into his ear. "/Shhh/; it's okay, darling. Mummy and Daddy are here. You'll never have to worry again. You'll never have to be afraid. You'll never be forced to be alone. You'll never yearn for love again. I promise you." Tears fell from her eyes, the salty wetness dampening her smile. Harry tenderly pressed his palm against her cheek, and it sent a shock through him as he felt her skin - it was so /real/. "Am I..." He cleared his parched throat. "Are we in purgatory?" She looked up and her smile now looked genuine. "That was my first thought." She leaned into his hand. "My parents were Catholic - notwithstanding the concept of witches, they tried to raise me the same. I kept myself firmly in the realm of logic - meaning, I couldn't really decide what decision to come to, for my sake or my parents'." She stepped closer, and the child, enveloped in a gray blanket, had since stopped crying, and looked to both with curious eyes. Deep pools of curious green eyes. "At this point," Hermione muttered, looking down into the beautiful orbs, "I still don't know what to believe in. I'm not dead - my body is adjusting, I think. To your presence. Your Horcrux. So I came to see you. It wasn't too hard to find you. You were always right next to me." She motioned towards the teething baby boy. "And then I found... a shriveled, grotesque, spawn of a child. It was hideous. It was deformed. It was almost unbearable to look at. "But," she muttered, almost to herself, "above all else, it was suffering. It was abandoned. It was in pain. Had I known beforehand what it was, I probably wouldn't have picked it up. But I'm so glad that I did. And even after I found out that this was once a piece of Voldemort, I didn't regret it. I just took it in my arms, and it stopped wailing. And then... it changed. Into this." She gently plucked her finger out of the newborn's mouth, before cradling it with two hands again. "And then," she sniffed, "he called me mummy." "Mummy!" The baby repeated on cue with enthusiasm, wriggling in his blanket, his beautiful green eyes attached on the flustered girl. Harry had tears in his eyes as he saw the happiness in Hermione's - the eyes that he had thought, for a moment, that he would never see again. "It seems that he likes you." The infant remembered the other person in the room. "Dada!" Harry felt a wave of emotion hit him, and his eyes clouded over. "Dada," he repeated softly. "Dada!" the child reiterated, smiling brilliantly. His messy brown hair was smoothed over gently by Harry's fingers as he stroked his head tenderly. Hermione was gleaming as she watched the two interact, before she suddenly frowned. "You're going to be woken up soon, Harry. He's trying to get into your mind. Don't trust him." Harry nodded, feeling a small ache at his temple, but ignored it for now. "Can... can I hold him?" Hermione slowly handed the newborn over, and Harry felt awkward as he cradled the infant in his arms. He had never held a child before, but some part of him felt that no matter how he was holding it, it felt - /right/. Harry didn't have a particular religion in his life - his relatives were church-goers, but he wasn't going to go by their standard for anything - but, seeing the child swaddled in his embrace, and the girl in front of him, he was sure that while he hadn't prayed, someone had answered them. "Fate, Harry," Hermione whispered, even over the pounding in his head. "Maybe even some type of destiny. We've already connected in the spiritual sense. A divine intervention?" She wiped her sleeve against her eyes, and grinned a happy grin. "I don't want to question it. Just don't think for a second that I like you any less than before this all started." Harry desperately wanted to believe her - and surprisingly, he did. "Good," she muttered, gently gripping onto the now-sleeping baby and holding it against her. "I imagine we're going to have a lot to talk about when I wake up," she grinned. Harry smiled back over the splitting headache. "I just might look forward to it." She tenderly hefted the child so the chin could rest on her shoulder. Tentatively, she leaned forward to kiss the ebony-haired wizard, and Harry could only respond by kissing back. It was chaste, much like their last and only kiss before, but they were both excited about the things to come - their future together. "Embrace it, Harry," she whispered when they parted. "And... it might be too late. For the actual Horcrux from Voldemort. But while we can - we can embrace it. See what it has to teach us. See if it can be changed. Molded, somehow." She nodded towards the baby. "You'd be surprised what can happen when you realize you're not alone." Harry gave her a quick kiss, and grunted over the blinding pain. "Especially," he breathed, "when you're with someone you love." With a /snap/, he felt his mind put together again, and into place. And he was gone. -------- His eyes fluttered open, and he groaned. "Are you okay, my boy?" The first thing Harry noticed was the kindly smile. The second was a pair of twinkling eyes over half-moon spectacles. Harry's head began to throb again, and he quickly focused back on the nice smile. "I must say, Harry, you gave us all a fright. I hope you had a well-deserved slumber." "Thank you, Headmaster," Harry muttered in what he deemed a grateful tone. "What happened?" The wizened wizard stroked his impossibly long beard. "Why, you fainted, dear boy. You've been out for a couple of hours. Your vitals read normal, but we were still concerned at the prolonged hibernation." Harry refrained from snorting. They had it far easier than he had it in the past few days. "Where am I?" He made a show of looking around. "The Hospital Wing. I imagine that this is your first time here, yes?" He nodded. Dumbledore's hand waved, and the curtain pulled open from around them. Naturally, Harry was more focused on Dumbledore's other hand, behind his back. Still, he made a show of looking around as well, mimicking Dumbledore. "You will find that Madame Poppy Pomfrey is the best medical healer around, even if," he chuckled to himself, "the medicine is not quite as appealing in taste as one would hope. But very effective, so I would hope you can down them all." He motioned towards the headstand next to his bed, and Harry sat up to look at the four small bottles of heinous looking fluid. "Take your time, Harry. Now, do you mind telling me what happened for you to faint? Do you remember anything?" Harry's mind was working hard for an excuse, and threw caution to the wind. "I don't know, sir." He absently reached for his glasses, and realized with a start that he could see perfectly well. Still, his face didn't betray him, and he nonchalantly slipped his glasses on. He eyed the headmaster curiously, marveling at how the glasses blurred his new vision spectacularly. He had no idea how truly blind he once was. "Much better." Dumbledore's whiskers glinted in the light as he smiled. "The guardian of the Gryffindor Tower - you may very well recognize her by her other endearing title, the Fat Lady - warned me as soon as she saw you collapse. Miss Patil and Miss Bones graciously escorted you to the Hospital Wing, with a rather impressive use of the Floating Charm." His eyes twinkled in Harry's direction, and Harry felt a niggling in the back of his mind. "Poppy had a fit - she thought they would drop you. I am proud to say, however, that nothing of the sort happened." Harry outwardly breathed a sigh of relief, while mentally thanking the girls, and making a note to personally thank them. "So, is that it? After the potions, I'm free to go?" He was very, painfully aware that Dumbledore had not yet even tried to call for Pomfrey, and even probably disabled the wards from alerting her when he woke. Albus frowned minutely, knowing this private conversation was over, as what Harry was aiming for. "I'm afraid that you will have to inquire to Madame Pomfrey about any other tasks she needs to perform on you." He flicked his wand again, and while Harry wasn't ready for it before, he noticed it now; Dumbledore's magic flared as he reenacted the ward, and the immediate pulse that flared confirmed Harry's guess of the ward announcing to Pomfrey that he was now awake. "Some advice, my dear boy," Dumbledore murmured sagely. "Please eat. And it is imperative that you get a good night's sleep every so often. You're still a growing lad, yet. Miss Granger will be back soon enough. You two have been inseparable ever since the first day of school, and I admit, that may be because you knew each other far before." He began to stroke his beard again. "I also admit; you are far different from what I expected you to be, Harry Potter. Ever since you ran away from your family, everyone looked for you, and you did a very good job at staying hidden." He saw Harry visibly wince at the word 'family', and refrained from mentioning any future summer plans to the boy. It was best to wait until after the potions fully kicked in, which could be in a matter of days. "I'm just happy that you're safe and alive, my boy. Perhaps, you could regale me with your adventures abroad sometime?" His eyes sparkled merrily, and Harry had to give him credit - the man did not seem to give up when it came to getting information. Harry nodded. "Of course, Headmaster." Harry needed to work on his improvisational story-telling anyway. He would be the perfect test. "Anytime. If Hermione would like to, I would prefer her to come with me." "Of course I would, Harry." She spoke from the doorway; even Dumbledore looked back in surprise, not expecting her to be there. "Greetings, Headmaster. I have returned. Please send along my thanks to Professor Snape for allowing me a few days absence." "I will pass on the message, Miss Granger," he murmured, slipping back into his impassive face. "Just please, contact your head of house first if there is an emergency." She nodded. "I will keep that in mind, Headmaster." Her chocolate brown eyes turned to Harry, and the gleam in her eyes was a sight that Harry welcomed openly. "Parvati told me what happened. Are you alright?" Harry only grinned in reply, not really sure if he was still dreaming again, as the matriarch of the Hospital Wing bustled into the room, and her eyes roved over Harry's relaxed form before she breathed a sigh of relief. "I only hope to see you in this bed once this year, Mister Potter," the motherly matron said in a clipped tone. "I've seen you play Quidditch. This does /not/ need to happen out there, with the stunts that you do." Her frown softened. "It's nice to see that you are alright, and you were merely famished. Please come to me if you find yourself unable to eat more than a few small portions of food a day. I estimate that you'll be able to eat normally in a few days..." Harry was half-focused on Pomfrey, more focused on Hermione's grinning visage. Nothing else mattered. All was right with the world. It was only minutes later that he found himself alone with his best friend. She sat by his bedside, holding his hand as they sat together in silence. She twiddled with her thumbs in concentration, and while Harry had so many things to tell her, he would wait until she said her peace. Finally, she said something - it was quiet, and Harry almost asked her to repeat it, but his logical mind quickly caught up to her mumbled words. "/I love you, too./" Hermione squeaked in shock as Harry hugged her to him, barely noticing him even moving, and she tightened her arms around him. She smiled against his neck as she breathed deeply. "Sorry for scaring you." Harry shook his head. "Sorry for making you think you had to apologize." She laughed heartily and kissed the side of his neck. "Apology accepted." She stood against him, and gently pushed him away. "Now go apologize to those girls for trying to push them away when they were trying to help you." Harry awkwardly rubbed the back of his head. "Want to come with me? They'll be happy to see you." Hermione slipped her hand in his. "Of course." With a quick spell behind her, the bottles of murky fluid were all empty. She winked, and Harry chanced a quick peck on the cheek, before the two walked on, oblivious to the next drastic tear in the fabric of reality. The two went to search for Parvati, Susan, and Daphne, their lives unknowingly changed more drastically than they ever thought it would. ----------------------- *~Post-Veil~* ~Scene of the Crime, Gotham~ Gordon stared incredulously at the writhing mass of vines and its captives. "What the hell happened here?" "Poison Ivy," Bullock grumbled, rubbing the back of his head. "Whaddya /think/ happened? Bitch got the drop on us and had us wrapped tighter than a freakin' Christmas gift." His red mustache wiggled in annoyance. "Let me guess - you didn't see them escape?" "I was unconscious! They left me for dead and went on their merry way!" The entire situation seemed to upset him more than anyone else. "I can't believe she knocked me out." Gordon looked back at the aggrandized memorial to the green vixen's power. "And she was alone." "Nah. The clown was with her, too, like always. /He/ wasn't there this time, though." Gordon snarled. "I doubt him and they already parted ways. Warlock must've been up to something else." He had no idea how to describe /this/ to the communicator, but he was sure Batman was looking at this, from... somewhere. It wasn't too hard to miss. Oversized, tree-sized vines had completely taken over the intersection, writhing and slithering about, daring anyone to come close. Their baseball-sized thorns made the circle of relative safety even wider, ensuring that no one would come within reach. Bullet-proof. Or rather, an invisible shield preventing any bullets to get to the vines. That alone would make this an isolated, quarantined incident, provided that the vines could not escape the dome. But hidden, in its sprawling thorny depths, were thirty-seven officers who were lost in that /thing/. James turned away from the pit. They needed to be /stopped/. And he was finally beginning to accept that he alone couldn't. The entire damn department probably couldn't. He paced away, about to make the call, when Sarah ran up to him. "Jim! The Monarch Theater! It's been burned down!" "Call the fire department!" He didn't understand why Essen was telling him about an abandoned theater when they were dealing with this serious issue. "It's too late. It's gone. We think it was Warlock." "Warlock? How? And what do you mean, /'gone'/?" "Thirty minutes ago - around the time Poison Ivy was seen here - the Monarch caught on fire. No one saw who did it. It collapsed and burned to a crisp in seconds. The fire was /blue/, James. No other building was even affected. Not a scorch mark. Just - just ash." Not even Firefly could do that. Gordon admitted that as The Warlock was the only unknown, and he seemed to have an affinity to fire, this could very easily be his handiwork. But what was the purpose? Why destroy a random theater? Was he sending a message? He sent a bigger one here. He couldn't understand it. But he'd be damn sure to figure it out. Something must've happened there. "I need to go." He pointed to Bullock, who was roughly adjusting his neck. "Harvey! You're on point tonight." He took a chance and guessed. "Hit it with fire. See if that doesn't get past the dome." He turned to Sarah. "He's been acting strange. Keep an eye on him." She nodded resolutely, and he ran off to his patrol vehicle. This wasn't going to go on any further. Warlock, Femme Fatale, even that damned newswoman - all of them would be brought in for this; he swore, then and there, this chaos would stop. ----------------------- Selina stalked out of her brand new room in a green t-shirt and blue jeans, her petite bare feet not making a sound as she roamed the vaguely familiar hallway. She brushed a stray strand of her short-cropped black hair from her eyes, as she looked for everyone. Eddie was on his laptop in the kitchen, lamenting at the loss of his lab as he watched the footage of the carnage that took place hours earlier. She made sure to sneak past him, or he'd be lamenting non-stop about how it was the /perfect/ place to hide (and as Harry pointed out, he was captured at least once, and Batman had found it immediately) and that Batman, and Black Mask, would pay for this. She managed to sneak into the Living Room, where she found the rest of the group. An elaborate wooden block set welcomed her - an impressive looking sculpture was slowly rotating in seemingly mid-air. "What do you think, Kyle?" She blinked and looked over to Harley, who noticed her first. "Uh...." She prided herself on her quick wit, but she had just woken up and got changed into her civilian clothing. Still, from what she heard earlier, she could take a guess at what the group was doing. "Maybe a basement for Eddie? He won't shut up. Or a Prisoner of War cell?" Harry slapped his hand against the house, and it spun a little faster. When it slowed down, looking significantly taller than she remembered, he looked to the couple for approval. "Looks good," Ivy leaned forward with her chin in her hand, sitting on her new favorite sofa, "but we'd have to dig carefully if we want to go that deep. I don't exactly have, uh, /conventional/ plumbing in this house. It's all a well-pump connected to a cache of water underground." Harry nodded, understanding. "I can take care of that. Anything else? Vicki?" She shook her head. "A newsroom? Just a small one. With a green screen? That way, it could look professional. It's all about the presentation." Harry clicked his tongue at the sculpture. "We could add that to the gym, maybe? Put it under a /Silencio/ ward. Or maybe in the war room?" Harley really liked the idea of a war conference chamber. She was firmly convinced that she was just the only one unafraid to admit it. "This place is getting pretty big," Harley admitted, sitting back on the arm of the sofa, next to Ivy. "We could just put it in one of the guest rooms? Or in one of the guest cabins." "This might be too much," Ivy muttered worriedly. "I can't believe that even in the scope of magic, that someone couldn't see this." Selina, while having seen what he had been able to do so far, had her fair share of skepticism as well. Harry did - /something/ - with his hands, and the wooden blocks exploded outwards. Everyone in the room, sans the Warlock, flinched at the incoming barrage, until they looked carefully. The entire landscape of the property was laid out before them. The trees were voluminous in size, even on the scale model. He lowered the model, and they marveled at the detail of the inviting expanse. The house was the most prominent - arguably - and the guest houses could be seen as well. At this point, the house could be considered more of a mansion, and the guest houses were part of the massive estate. Then, one by one, the houses disappeared, and more trees took its place. "/Fidelius/ Charm," Harry spoke, and the girls all looked towards him. "If you don't know what exists in these forests, then you will never find it. That's how the human mind works - I've always believed that wizards have been able to pick apart the brain so well, they can't comprehend it themselves. The charm tricks you into seeing more trees, since that's all you saw before. That's all you can see. Just trees." By the time he finished speaking, the trees were expansive and vast across the scale, looking uniform and perfectly... plain. A small wooden crow squawked loudly, flying up from the middle and flapping its wings across the tops of the trees. It flew away from the sculpture and glided gracefully towards Ivy. Stunned, she held out her finger for the small bird, and it landed on the tip, before pecking affectionately. Pamela looked up to Harry, who was smiling confidently. "Remind me to eat my words next time I doubt you." The big grin on her face took away the embarrassment of her situation. Harry chuckled and eyed the crowd. "So... anything else?" Selina winced at the stray thought, but decided to voice the idea, anyway. "Maybe... maybe a cat palace?" She felt all eyes on her, and for once, she didn't like the attention. "Just a thought," Selina muttered. "It's a good idea," Harry admitted. "What with the multitude of cats around. I doubt your cavalcade of felines would come to the forest, but..." he shrugged, "stranger things can, and will, happen. What does the room say? Cats get their own mansion?" Harley pouted. "I prefer that my cats stay in their room with their mommy." "I vote for the cat palace," Ivy said easily, missing the glare from her girlfriend in favor of focusing on the little bird in her palm. "They can spend the night whenever, Harleen. But just imagine cleaning after them in such a large house - the hidden places that we could never find, that they can come and go to. I imagine they'd be quite pleased with a play pen and a house-sized litter box." Harley didn't stop pouting, but she could see her point. "Alright," she grumbled. "But I just can't help but imagine you sending me there if I misbehave." "Doghouse, sweetie," she simpered, and finally looked away from the bird to her girl. "Unless you want to adopt a wolf or something?" Harley blushed. She had considered that, once. "I'm more of a cat person, thank you." She crossed her arms, and looked away. "I'll get back to you on that." Vicki felt that she had to say something. "I'm allergic to cats," she told the room. Harley's eyes shifted. "Don't look down." The adventurous reporter, normally non-compliant towards a villain's demands, regretted it when she immediately looked down. Bubbles, her eyes an eerie icy blue, stared up at her, transfixed, from the side of the chair. As soon as the blonde saw her, she rested her chin on the woman's jean-clad knees. There was a slight slump as Vicki fainted in the chair, and the massive lion began licking her limp hand affectionately. Ivy, Harley, and Selina all stared at the sight for a few moments, before Harley pat her thigh. Bubbles quickly turned her head and skipped over to her blond companion. Harry raised his hand to /Enervate/ Vicki, but thought better of it. "It's best to let her sleep it off," he muttered to himself. "I'll take her to her room," Selina sighed, moving across the room to gather the girl in her arms. Her lips twitched in amusement; the woman who penned her that horrible name was now unconscious in her clutches. While she had imagined the scenario, the events leading up to it were significantly drastic from what she had envisioned. She raised her eyebrow at Harry as she walked past him. "Where's my gifts?" Harry only smirked in response. "You mean the stuff you stole from Eddie? I gave it to him." "What is this, the House of Hypocrisy? We're all criminals, here." Even as she tried to sound indignant, the small smile she had ruined her serious tone. "We're a team now," Harley gently informed her. "Besides, where's your spirit of giving?" The ebony-haired thief scoffed. "Only on Christmas, dear." The bespectacled girl shrugged. "It might be /somewhere/." Selina looked flummoxed. "I have no idea how to respond to that." Harley waved it off. "Pair it with the whole conversation you were peeking in on, and it'll all come together." She smiled sweetly. The thief rolled her eyes. Either she was losing her touch, or they just /knew everything/. "Whatever. Good night." They bid goodnight to her before she left the room with the reporter, before Harley turned to Harry. "Selina seems to have softened up to you - I guess being shot really made her think about the allies she shouldn't try to push away. But can we trust 'em?" Harry nodded. "I think so. I think we can also trust Edward. Magically binding contracts are out of the question - no magic to bind - so we'd have to go on their word alone." "They live here now," Ivy reminded them. "It's a long trek back to the city. We can keep an eye on them for as long as we need to. If any of our secrets are spoiled, then we just figure it out from there." "I think we don't have anything to really worry about when it comes to what we're planning - there's nothing to really gain on that. We have far more dangerous secrets that they don't really need to know. And once the property is built, and hidden, no one is able to tell anyone else where the house is. So we're safe on that front. But," Harry eyed the two curiously. "Were there any more team members you'd prefer?" Ivy eyed the small wooden crow circle above her head like a makeshift halo. "I can think of one. But he's in Blackgate." "Partners," Harley muttered to herself, "Can't think of one. But a good pet? Refer to the 'sewers' comment." She smirked at her girlfriend. "Think /that/ dude could be domesticated?" Ivy only scoffed in reply, her eyes on the green-eyed wizard. "So Blackgate is our next target?" Harry nodded. "After the renovations, would probably be best. Gotta look the part of a major crime organization, right?" Harley clicked her tongue. "Got a /lot/ of people here," she murmured, prolonging 'lot' for effect. "And just a few days ago, we were living in isolation." She looked up at Harry. "Don't get me wrong - it's for the better, and I don't regret how we got to this point, it's just, I feel like we're running a hotel, here." Harry could see her point. There was a time that Hermione, Sirius and he lived alone in the Potter Family home, and that was now far from the case. By that time, Sirius had been banished to Grimmauld Place by Dumbledore. Harry sometimes missed the solitude - the quiet moments of escape and blissful detachment, with his Godfather and his best friend. "I'll work on that," Harry told her sensitively. "Sometimes, you need your space. You two need some time to be alone together. I could make something I'll think you'll love." Harley smiled at the thought, but frowned at the implications. "I wasn't including you on the visitors' list." Ivy stretched her legs out and stood up, gently pecking Harleen on her soft lips as she rose. She sauntered towards Harry, and lifted her arms to lock around his neck. "What do you say we get to bed? The /three/ of us; as fate intended." Harry had no problems with that, and his heart swelled with emotion at her proclamation of what he meant to them now. A part of their family. Not the worst thing in the world to be, he was sure of it. The platform of building blocks slowly floated down to the sitting room floor, the crow wordlessly flying back into the vast land, as Harry took his lover into his arms and showed her how grateful he was for the invitation. ----------------------- The Batman loomed over Park Row, looking over the setting sun of Gotham City. He only spared a glance at the ashes that was once the Monarch theater, before he abruptly turned and set off. It was time to put these criminals */down/*. For more, please go to http://rihaansfics.com/Adult