Author: XDahmerX
Title: Ed
Summary: Story about a man who has similar experiences to that of Jeffrey Dahmer. 
Keywords: 1st, anal, best, inc, interr, mm, mF, M+F, mf, nec, rape, sad, snuff, tort,
Language: English

This is a perverted story about a cannibal and necrophile named Ed.  I did
not write it, the story wrote itself.  I recommend you do NOT read it.  If
you do, you will have nightmares for the rest of your life.  I am not
responsible for any ideas or actions carried out because of the content of
this story.  I am not involved, I've never even heard of the story.

   Ed was born July 4th, 19--.  Ed's parents were middle class citizens
living in the suburbs, about 30 miles from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.  Ed had a
seemingly normal childhood, until he began having morbid fantasies at the
age of four.  He seemed alienated from others and usually kept to himself.
During Ed's childhood sometimes he would go with his friends to the pond in
Ed's parent's woods.  They would usually play in the mud and catch
bullfrogs.  Usually they would let them go, but Ed liked to pull them
apart. Ed was the kid who ate insects.  Ed's morbid childhood progressed.
At the age of 10 Ed started torturing his parent's cat.  He hated the cat.
Whenever Ed went to pet the cat it would bite or scratch him.  One day Ed's
parents went to the grocer store, leaving Ed at home alone.  Ed snuck into
his parents bedroom to steal money out of the change jar.  The cat startled
Ed, biting his hand as he reached out to swat it off his parent's dresser.
Ed, enraged and startled, grabbed the cat and threw it against the wall. 
It slumped to the floor.  It wasn't moving.  Ed was shocked and afraid he
had killed the cat.  Ed started crying.  He went to pet the cat and
apologize to God, when the cat sunk its fangs deep into Ed's hand.  Blood
squirted out.  Ed screamed.  Ed's anger was enormous!  He grabbed the cat
and tossed it into the microwave.  "I'll teach you to bite me you filthy
vermin!" Ed duct taped the door so the cat couldn't open it.  The cat was
thrashing about trying to look out the tiny window.  Ed knew this was going
too far.  However he couldn't stop himself.  No, he said, this was far
worse than clipping it's whiskers, throwing it in a dirty toilet, or
holding it in front of a fan.  Ed was actually going to kill it.  Ed set
the timer to five minutes.  He stood there watching the cat suffer.  At
thirty seconds the cat`s body was crackling and popping from the radiation.
Blood was dribbling out of it's mouth due to the internal cuts.  The cat
then started convulsing and after a series of seizures and moans, at about
two and a half minutes, and it's pupils became dilated and it started
twitching.  The smell became so horrid Ed almost vomited.  He proceeded to
open several windows and turn on a couple fans.  At four minutes, the cat
started to pop and bubble even more.  It's eyes popped out of it's sockets.
The fur started to curl and crisp.  He knew it was dead.  Ed felt
disgusted, yet avenged.  He then panicked.  What will his parents do?  He
stuffed the microwave in a garbage bag and took it out in the woods behind
his house.  He buried it several feet deep.  He felt somewhat guilty, but
his main concern was coming up with a believable excuse for his parents. 
When they got home, he told them he let the old lady across the street
borrow the microwave, and the cat had run away when he opened the door to
help carry in groceries.  His parents believed it for some time, but when
the microwave wasn't returned by elderly Mrs.  Fihg who had Alzheimer's, Ed
told them she had forgotten it was theirs and sold it in her yard sale. 
His parents ended up buying a new, better microwave.

   As Ed grew into his preteen years, he became more troublesome.  He would
vandalize and shoplift with some of his mischievous friends, and although
he never got caught, there was a time the cops almost got him.  When he was
twelve him and two other fifteen year olds wanted to get back at an old
grumpy man who lived in the neighborhood.  Ed had the perfect idea.  He
went in the woods and took out the old microwave.  It still reeked of the
dead cat, and memories flooded Ed's mind.  It fueled him to proceed with
adrenaline.  Ed washed it out with the hose, then scrubbed it with window
cleaner.  He then bought a long extension cord, put in four cans of spray
paint, a car battery, and a twelve pack of D batteries.  He plugged in the
cord to the old man's neighbor who wasn't home.  His friends then set the
timer to ten minutes and took off running.  The microwave was set right
under his car.  At about twenty seconds the fucker exploded!  Then the car
exploded!  A huge mass of smoke appeared and flames roared into the sky,
engulfing the car.  The old man ran outside as Ed and his friends hid
behind a bush, gaping in awe at the explosion.  Several other people came
out.  Soon sirens were heard.  A firetruck and several police cars came
rushing to the scene, along with an ambulance car.  Ed and his friends
panicked, they took off running into the woods.  Somebody saw them and
pointed them out.  The police began chasing them on foot through the dense
midnight forest.  One of Ed's friends split off from the group.  The cops
continued to follow Ed and his other friend.  They gained on the cops, and
broke into someone's shed to hide.  By then a helicopter was heard flying
around and lights were seen flashing in the woods.  Police and canine units
surrounded the area.  They didn't know Ed and his friend were hiding in the
shed, but the canines were locating the scent.  Ed realized this, and they
stole a large crowbar, and snuck out into the night.  They went towards the
city.  Police continued searching.  They knew it would be all over the
news. Luckily they had worn black clothing and hopefully weren't
identified. Ed's friend went into an alley way.  They pried the lid off a
man hole into the sewer.  Together they climbed down, replacing the lid as
they descended.  They traveled some, luckily Ed had brought a flashlight.
They waited the night in the sewer.  Then the next morning they surfaced in
front of an abandoned building.  They ditched their clothing and tools in
the sewer.  They then went home.  It was on the news, but the police never
found out who did it.  A couple weeks later the three met up and had some
good drinks and laughs over it.

   Ed started smoking cigarettes and weed and the age of thirteen.  He
would grow weed in a hidden room in his basement.  He would then sell it on
the streets for money.  With most of his money he would buy chemicals to
experiment with, especially with bombs.  He learned how to make lethal
bombs, packed with nails and poisonous gasses.  He had a secret stash in
his secret room of these crude homemade bombs.  He also experimented with
acids.  And he experimented with dead animals.  One time he found a
squirrel that had been killed on the road.  It was still quite fresh, and
he injected chemicals into it's skull, hoping to lobotomize it.  Ed kept a
journal of the reactions.  Ed noted that it had moved around a bit after
injecting muriatic acid and other various caustic liquids, but concluded it
was merely reflexes of the muscles and nerves.

   At the age of fourteen Ed stepped past his life as he knew it.  He had
been out in the woods smoking weed, when he saw a dead deer lying on the
side of the road.  A sudden sick thought came into his head.  He dragged
the corpse into his sanctuary in the woods.  Then he removed his clothing,
and masturbated in front of it.  He then thought he wanted to fuck it.  He
realized this was disgusting but he couldn't resist the temptation.  He
threw his roach onto the ground and inserted his hard penis into the deer's
anus.  It was stiff and cold.  Ed got about halfway and then withdrew. 
"This is sick," he thought.  He stood there looking at his penis and the
deer's anus.  He then decided he wanted to fuck it, and that it didn't
matter how disgusting it was because no one would ever find out.  He ran
home and grabbed some vaseline out of the garage and then went back to his
sanctuary.  He lubricated his penis and the deer's asshole thoroughly, then
stuck his dick inside the cold stiff rectum and began to slowly rock his
cock in and out.  He then proceeded to faster deeper thrusts until he was
fucking the deer at a fast pace, his greasy balls slapping against the cold
soft fur of the deer's hind legs.  Ed gripped the fur as he creamed inside
the deer's anus.  He cried out as his goo pumped into the deer's bowels. 
He then withdrew as a sticky penis started to shrink down.  He felt guilty,
scared, and disgusted with himself.  For Ed it was sort of a shock back
into reality.  He stopped drinking, smoking, and hanging out with bad
friends for a while.

   For about six months Ed excelled in school, he made all A's, never got
into trouble, and had a good attitude about himself.  However, Ed continued
to experiment with chemicals and explosives.  He decided he would be a
military scientist, and use his knowledge for good.  After six months of
good behavior though, he went to a party.  He got really drunk.  He crashed
on the couch and woke up the next day.  Everyone had left except his friend
Bob.  Bob was sixteen.  He had hosted the party.  The thing with Bob was,
he was openly gay.  Ed helped Bob pick up the mess, the confetti, and mop
the beer stains.  Bob's parents had gone on vacation for a couple months,
leaving Bob's house open for parties.  Ed's parents were also gone on a
cruise for the week, leaving Ed time to go to such parties.  Towards
evening Bob popped in an action movie, and the two sat down on the couch
and cracked open a couple cold ones.  Bob was looking at Ed unusually.  Ed
started feeling slightly uncomfortable.  Bob said "It's alright, I know how
you feel about me." Ed looked up at Bob startled.  Ed knew Bob was openly
gay, and he suddenly realized Bob found Ed attractive.  Ed had had no
sexual contact with another human before.  But the idea of having
intercourse with Bob excited him.  Ed then smiled awkwardly.  Bob turned
off the tv and threw the remote on the floor.  He then stood up, posed for
Ed, and removed his shirt slowly.  Bob started stripping in front of Ed. 
Ed put his hand into his pants and started masturbating.  Bob took Ed's
clothing off, and Bob knelt down to suck Ed's cock.  Bob licked Ed's pre
cum with his tongue.  Bob started to kiss and fondle Ed's penis.  Then he
started to suck Ed off.  Ed leaned his head back and moaned.  It was
wonderful, he thought!  So much better than the deer.  Ed grabbed Bob's
head and thrust him in motion.  After a few minutes Ed told Bob to stop. 
Bob stopped, then sat on Ed's lap making out with Ed.  Then Bob went into
the bathroom and grabbed some lubricating jelly.  He told Ed to kneel down
on the floor.  Bob applied the jelly to his hard dick, and rubbed the
opening and crack of Ed's asshole.  He then slipped his cock an inch into
Ed's creamy hole.  He paused, told Ed it might hurt a little, then trust
himself in.  Ed shrieked at the sudden penetration.  Bob held Ed, who was
trembling.  Bob then slowly fucked Ed in and out.  Soon he sped the pace.
After a few minutes, Bob arched back and shot his load into Ed's rectum. 
Ed moaned with ecstasy.  Bob then licked Ed's crack clean of dripping cum.
Bob and Ed made out and then Bob laid down on his back.  Ed wanted to fuck
him bareback.  Bob spread his legs.  Ed inserted his penis into Bob's hole
below his ball sack.  He then pumped in and out and made out with Bob. 
After a while Ed came, then he licked Bob's crack clean and proceeded to
give Bob head.  Bob came again down Ed's throat, then Ed butt fucked Bob
again.  Later that night Ed went home, thanking Bob for the wonderful
experience.

   This interaction between Ed and Bob continued for two years.  One day
when Ed was sixteen and Bob and Ed's parents had gone on spring vacation,
Ed went over to Bob's house to have more sex.  After a night of heavy
intercourse, Bob told Ed he should go home, and not spend the night.  Ed
said no.  He didn't want to leave.  Bob said he had to leave.  Ed refused.
Bob started to push him out the door.  Ed reacted.  He grabbed a bar bell
and smashed Bob's skull in.  Bob fell to the floor.  Ed stood there
paralyzed in shock, the weight dropped to the floor.  Ed couldn't believe
it.  He had killed Bob!  Bob, that was his gay lover!  Ed knelt down and
checked for a pulse and breathing... Nothing.  Ed laid down on top of Bob,
sobbing and crying.  What had he done?  He felt terrible.  He couldn't
believe it.  He dragged Bob upstairs to the bed, and cried himself to sleep
on his dead corpse.  He even fucked Bob's body a couple times.  In the
morning Ed took a shower.  While in it, he thought of how he was going to
cover up the murder.  He would have to dispose of the body, but how?  He
then decided what he would do.  He went home real quick to get the tools
and equipment.  He first filled Bob's bathtub with bleach.  He covered
himself in plastic clothing.  He took Bob's body in a garbage bag deep into
the woods.  He made a fire late at night when the smoke couldn't be seen.
He then severed the body's hands, feet, arms, legs, head, and torso.  This
was the hardest part for Ed.  He missed Bob.  He decided he would keep part
of Bob as a trophy.  He took the head and kept that.  He burned the other
parts.  It didn't burn completely.  There were still several parts charred.
He put the pieces in the bag, covered the fire pit, and went back to Bob's
house.  He dumped the parts in the bleach tub.  After a day of bleaching,
he took out the hands and filed down the finger prints.  He then drained
the bleach.  He then filled the tub with chemicals and acids and soaked the
body in it for a day.  The flesh was bubbling and dissolving when he
drained the tub.  Most of it had been dissolved with the chemicals.  He
took the rest and burned it, disposing of the remains in the river.  The
head, he boiled until only a skull remained.  He had a sick thought.  He
thought if he ate Bob's brain, he would then have more compassion, the kind
he and Bob used to share.  So with a little salt and pepper, Ed sat down
with a fork and ate Bob's brain.

   During the months that followed, Ed became increasingly violent.  He
used a lot of drugs, and stayed away from Bob's family.  Bob's sudden
disappearance wasn't linked to Ed, nobody except Ed and Bob had known they
were so close.  Ed began drinking a lot.  He would steal beer and whiskey.
Then he would have tantrums and fits.  His sanctuary was in the woods,
where he had the freedom to do as he pleased.  He began capturing and
torturing live animals, mostly fish, squirrels, rabbits, and birds.  He
would gouge out the eyes of fish, throw them in a bucket of bleach, or stab
them.  Ed liked stabbing living things.  Once in a while he would capture a
large animal, such as a deer or fox.  He would sever it's head, mount it on
a stake, and crucify the corpse.  He would then anally rape the dead animal
and then burn the crucifixion.  He had fantasies of how morbid and evil he
was, and his whole world revolved around his sexual pleasures.  At sixteen
and a half, Ed finally got into trouble.  Drunk, he called his school
threatening to bomb the building with acetone explosives.  The school
immediately called the police.  Ed was arrested, and although his bombs
were not found, he was charged with conspiracy, and put in a juvenile
detention center for a month.  After his release he had to see three months
of counseling and anger management.  Ed's parents were shocked.  They had
increasing arguments, with talk of divorce.  Two weeks later, they did
divorce.  Ed was almost seventeen, when his dad died in a car accident. 
Ed's mom, Lucy, began dating a man named Tom.  A few months later, when Ed
was sixteen, he convinced his mother to take him along on the cruise his
parents usually went on during spring vacation for a week.  It was a cruise
on Lake Michigan.  Lucy, Tom, and Ed were going on Lucy's boat to go
fishing and such for the third week of May.  Ed brought his skull along. 
They went out on the yacht, and on the third night Tom walked in on Ed
masturbating to Bob's skull.  "What the fuck!" Tom yelled.  He dropped his
beer and it shattered on the floor.  "Oh my fucking god!  What the fuck are
you doing Ed!" Tom roared.  Lucy was awaken.  Ed reacted before he could
think.  He grabbed a hammer sitting on the desk and whacked Tom on the
head. Tom fell down.  Ed gasped in horror.  Did he just kill Tom!  Lucy ran
in the room!  "Oh my god, what happened!" Ed broke into tears, "Tom got
drunk and tried to rape me!  Look, he said he was going to shove this skull
up my ass!" Ed broke into uncontrollable tears.  "Oh my God!  Oh my God!"
Lucy shrieked.  She held Ed.  Ed cried on her shoulders.  Lucy balled. 
After about an hour Lucy told Ed everything would be alright.  She took out
her cell phone.  "We have to let the police know." Ed reacted.  He grabbed
the phone out of her hands and threw it in the water.  "What are you
doing!" Lucy shrieked.  "Shut up bitch!" Ed yelled.  He punched Lucy.  She
fell down, shocked.  He then ripped off her shirt.  Her breasts were
heaving, tears running down her chest between them.  "What are you doing!
Ed!" Lucy started to cry.  Ed tore off all her clothing.  Ed then took off
his clothes.  "I'm going to fuck you, mom." He said.  Lucy cried.  She
tried to resist.  It was useless.  Ed started to rape her, his own mother.
She eventually gave in, actually she passed out.  When Ed was finished, he
took the axe out of the cabinet.  His mother was asleep.  He scolded
himself.  He told himself this was either going to make him a man or make
him dead.  He then slammed the axe down on her throat, chopping her head
off.  Ed gasped.  He sank to his knees, hyperventilating.  He then went
hysteric.  He threw off Tom and Lucy's bodies, cleaned up the blood, and
went into his room.  He took Bob's skull, and chucked it as far as he could
into the water.  He immediately regretted it, but told himself it was
necessary to move on.  He stayed up all night, wondering what the fuck he
had done with his life.  Gone, just like that.  From now on he would have
to stay hidden.  Isolated.  He knew he didn't have enough food to last
another month on the boat, so he set the sail east.  He decided he would
start life over in Michigan, where nobody knew him.

   A few days later, he saw the shoreline of Michigan.  He purposely sank
the yacht, and took a small inflatable raft to the beach.  It was isolated,
but as he made his way on foot away from the shoreline, he saw the outline
of a faint city in the distance.  A couple hours later, he found out he was
in Traverse City, and proceeded on in.  He started talking to people,
asking if they had a spare room he could stay in.  He met someone, Kris,
who was 22, living by herself in an apartment, who was willing to let Ed
stay with her if he got a job.  Ed agreed promptly, and soon he had a job
at McDonalds, where he would get free meals for the two of them.  Kris was
rather heavyset, sort of poor, but she was attracted to Ed.  Ed lived there
a couple years.  And over those years he drank a lot.  He soon quit
McDonalds and went on to become a car mechanic, which he found he had a
natural talent for.  He constantly drank, and put on quite a big beer belly
as a result.  However, he soon came to own a very profitable car shop, and
soon made a large enough income to buy him and Kris a small house.  He
started fucking Kris when he was 20, and she was 25.  She didn't work
anymore, and Ed only worked a few days a week running the business.  All he
did really was run the computers, and he soon found out how simple they
were.  He started recording porn videos of him and Kris having sex, in
various positions.  Ed also started making bombs again, and he kept all of
his videos and chemicals in the attic.  After a couple years Ed was
convicted of molesting a young 13 year old boy, and served a year in jail.
However he didn't have to register as a sex offender.  Ed was convicted of
two drunk drivings also.  And urinating in public.  However he never really
set off bombs.  He knew he become a dangerous person if he did, but he sort
of wanted to live a more relaxed life.

   That didn't exactly turn out as he planned.  All the alcohol fucked with
Ed's head, and soon he started abusing Kris.  Kris started doing cocaine
and other heavy drugs.  After a while, they decided their lifestyle wasn't
going too smooth, and when Ed was 30, and Kris was 35, they adopted two
orphaned children.  Kris lost a lot of brain cells from all the drugs, but
she eventually quit all but cocaine.  She was really retarded and had a
speech impediment now.  Ed adopted Chad and Misty, who were both 10 years
old.  Misty however was a big girl.  Chad was fat too, but Misty was HUGE.
She weighed 200 at only 10 years old!  As the years passed, Ed and Chad
bonded considerably.  Chad and Ed started drinking together when Chad was
12, and at 14 Chad was fucking Kris along with Ed.  They would usually have
this sort of orgy.  Misty knew about it, but she was always turned off by
anything sexual.  All she did was eat.  That's all.  She would eat, eat,
eat, puke, and eat some more.  When Chad was 16 he raped Kris one night
when she didn't want to have sex with him.  Ed found out, but instead of
getting angry, he raped Kris also.  He told her she was retarded, and
needed to shut up before they beat her.  Kris wasn't enough satisfaction
for Ed and Chad.  They both started fucking and experimenting with animals,
both dead and alive.  However this obsession grew.  When Misty was 18 she
went into a diabetic coma and suffered a heart attack.  She weighed 780
pounds.  She had almost died.  She had liposuction and other numerous
surgeries done.  However, when she was 19 she died.  At the time of her
death she weighed 320 pounds.

   When Chad was 19 him and Ed got really drunk.  Chad also worked with Ed
at the car shop.  They proceeded to fuck Kris like they usually do every
night.  Ed got her in the ass, and Chad got her in the cunt.  Chad shot his
load, then made Kris suck his dick as Ed finished off in her ass.  Then
they talked about what it would be like to have an orgy with a dead human.
Ed's mind sparked an idea.  Ed and Chad got in the car, and drove to the
hardware store.  They bought shovels, crowbars, and other various drills
and tools.  They spent about $240 that night.  Then late at night they went
to the graveyard.  Ed and Chad dug up a coffin.  It was an elderly black
man who had died of a concussion.  When they pried open the casket, they
noticed it was half decayed.  However there weren't maggots as they
expected, but the smell was vile.  They loaded the body in the trunk, then
dug up two more gravesites.  At the break of dawn, they shut the trunk and
headed home.  They had two black men, and one teenager.  The bodies had the
internal organs removed.  Along with the blood.  Ed wanted to cook some
meat, but thought he might get sick.  Ed and Chad had spent the week raping
the dead bodies.  Some of the various spots they penetrated were, anus,
throat, and cutting off the head and raping the throat.  However this was
boring for them, so they simply dissolved the bodies with acid and boiled
down the skulls to put in their closet.  Ed planned on making a small alter
of skulls painted grey, to worship evil.  Then he wanted to one day create
a grotesque shrine of skulls and candles painted in blood, with penises and
a statue of onyx griffin.  Chad said the best way to do that would be to
start saving up skulls.  Kris told Ed and Chad to come watch the TV.  On it
the news showed that three gravesites had mysteriously been dug up, people
were freaking out thinking there were zombies, and so the city raised some
money to put a fence and a night watch up for the graveyard.  Chad and Ed
agreed it would be a good idea not to go there for a while.

   A couple days later Ed said he was going to the gay bar.  Chad went
also. Kris was used to this, when they left she would usually snort some
crack, eat a gallon of ice cream, and watch a porn movie or two, falling
asleep in the recliner.  Chad and Ed got to the gay bar.  Chad saw a nigger
he thought was sexy.  He went over there to snort some crack with him. 
They soon started making out.  Ed reminded him they had come here for a
reason.  Ed rounded up about six people to come over to his place to have a
good night to drink beer, soak in the hot tub, and have a little action. 
All the gay guys agreed.  There were two negroes, including the one Chad
had fallen in love with.  When Ed and Chad loaded up the car with all the
boys, they went home and Ed started handing out beers.  However, Ed and
Chad secretly spiked them in the bathroom with Chloroform pills, before
giving them away.  Soon everyone except Ed, Chad, and Kris were drugged and
pretty much unconscious.  Ed smiled grimly.  Chad licked his lips.  They
immediately took out knives and a power drill.  Ed said he wanted to cut up
some dinner, and Chad wanted to butt fuck the niggers.  They handcuffed
everyone down.  Then Chad started having anal sex with the niggers, while
Ed took the other four guys in the "butchering" room, where all the messy
stuff like blood and guts were to get spilled.  Ed took one of his victims,
and cut off his arms.  The guy started twitching, but Ed slit his throat
and drained all the blood into a few buckets.  He would preserve the blood.
He cut up some biceps, to wash off then put in the freezer.  He cut some
other muscle off, and threw it in the sink.  He would cook that in a little
while... He severed all the heads except one.  One guy he kept alive.  He
wanted to make a zombie out of him.  He drilled a hole into his head.  He
then put in muriatic acid.  He then bandaged the wound, hoping to
lobotomize the man.  The other three skulls were boiled down and added to
the shelf on the closet.  Ed cut off the penises and gentiles, putting them
in jars of formaldehyde to preserve.  The largest penis he put in the
freezer.  He had a fantasy of masturbating with it anally.  One body he
stripped down right to the skeleton.  He hung this in the shower.  He took
one of Chad's niggers and cut off his head.  That was put in the
refrigerator in serum wrap to feast upon later.  The other nigger was put
in the master bed, where he would stay for many months to come.  Ed and
Chad both agreed having a fourth person to sleep with, especially a dead
one, would be fun.  Ed kept the one person who was alive handcuffed and
tied down to a sturdy chair.  Later that night, Ed went on to cook large
portions of human meat, some on the frying pan, some in the oven.  He said
later that week they would try to grill some with barbecue sauce.  Ed,
Chad, and Kris both agreed human tasted sort of like beef, although
slightly more metallic.  Ed kept the buckets of blood in the large freezer
in his garage.  Several days later Ed took some skulls and added some
chemicals to the blood.  He then applied the paint like material to the
skulls.  The 8 skulls they had were now officially painted in blood.  The
largest had a whole drilled in the center of the top, thus fitting the spot
for a black candle.  They arranged the alter/shrine so that twelve skulls
would surround one in the middle with the candle in it, thirteen in all. 
They stored this in a room that burned exotic incense, and had black lights
mounted on the walls.  Everyone agreed that was particularly evil.  They
only needed 5 more skulls.  Now later through the month they lived off
human meat, bread, eggs, and vegetables.  For breakfast, everyday it was 1
dozen eggs, some fried muscle, fried potatoes, and toast.  Dinner consisted
of Grilled or fried human meat, a shit load of ice cream, cocaine, and
alcohol.  Ed ended up taking a month off of work.

   About two months later Ed and Chad started going back to the gay bar,
typically on weekends, and usually picking up victims only one or two at a
time, inviting them over to have a sip of beer and watch a movie, or just
to have gay sex.  They would kill, strangle, and butcher their victims. 
They would rape them, eat them, and do several disgusting things.  Ed and
Chad practiced necrophilia and cannibalism every day.  Kris wasn't really
into necrophilia, although one of her favorite things to do was masturbate
with the frozen nigger penis.  She did insist however that human meat was
"yummy".  They ended up getting a dog that they coincidentally named
"Meat". Coincidence?

   After about two years of this activity Chad and Ed had killed 23 people.
Most of them were niggers.  They had a small alter complete, but now wanted
to make a comprehensive shrine of 50 skulls.  They had almost 2 dozen
skulls saved in the closet.  They had enormous proportions of human meat in
the freezers, in fact they had two large freezers in the garage packed
solid with human.  They had 3 dead bodies now sleeping in their bed.  They
had two skeletons in the shower, for masturbation purposes.  They had
dozens of jars of penises and testicles preserved in formaldehyde.  They
had several penises in the freezer.  There was nearly a dozen fresh heads
in the fridge, which they occasionally ate the contents of.  A common
procedure for them was to rape the mouth portion, slightly boil the head,
removed the hair, sit down at the dinner table with a steak knife and fork,
pour some salt and pepper on the head, and generally eat, one head per
person, the cheeks, flesh, lips, tongue, eyes, ears, and brains.  They did
this at least once a month.  The life of their sexual and cannibalistic
perverseness continued obliviously for two whole years.  When Ed was 41,
Chad was 21, one day they watched the news.  They saw that there were many
disappearances, 23 people had officially gone missing in the past two
years, and now the FBI was launching a full wave investigation.  The news
reporters say there might be a serial killer on the loose.  More than half
of these people had been last seen at gay bars, others reported being last
seen at grocery stores or gas stations, or even their homes, but no
surveillance footage had caught any attention.  Ed and Chad realized how
lucky they had been to not get caught, and decided they should move out of
state.  Ed sold his business off, packed some belongings, burned any
evidence they weren't bringing, which included all 3 of the freezers
containing meat, and leave to California.  A couple months later after they
were all settled in at their home, they committed 7 more murders.  This
reached a total of 30.  They had 27 skulls now, a little over half of what
they wanted.  Ed and Chad started being more discreet about the killings.
They knew times were getting less and less safe, and if they stayed in one
place too long people would start getting more suspicious.  In the next 10
years they moved to 7 different states, committed over 20 other murders,
and consumed large portions of human meat on almost a daily basis.  When Ed
was 51, everyone moved to Alaska, where large cellars full of human meat
were kept frozen.  It weighed tons.  The death shrine consisted of 50
skulls, they were aiming a large goal of 666, they were all painted in
blood, 13 of them with black candles drilled in the top, and engraved with
satanic runes.  They literally had a museum of dead bodies.  Their very
large Victorian house had a secret room accessible by a series of
underground tunnels that contained an aisle of a dozen skeletons, dozens of
jars of preserved genitals, and a secret room where constant raping and
necrophilia was going on.  Chad would rape dead bodies several times a day.
Ed would soak dead bodies in beer, then deep fry them in beer.  They would
occasionally rob graveyards.  Ed also had his "zombification" room where he
had about half a dozen dead bodies functioning like zombies that were half
dead and half alive.  Ed wanted to create a zombie army one day.  As time
passed, Ed had larger goals come to mind.  He dreamed of killing people,
just for the fun of it, by setting off bombs at large corporations.  He
studied profusely, sometimes long hours into the night while Chad
maintained the house.  A few months later, Kris grew very sick.  But
because they lived in an isolated area near remote wilderness, they didn't
take her to a doctor.  When Kris died, Ed and Chad hosted a special
ceremony, including "sacrificing" a live virgin female human, in her honor.
In all the murders they had committed, they had only ever killed a couple
females.  The only female Chad had ever had intercourse with was Kris. 
After 2 more years of the insane brutality, Ed and Chad had killed 87
people.  The skull shrine was far from complete.  When Ed was 53, Chad
being 33, they went into town one day to the grocery store, to pick up
another victim.

   Tony was bisexual.  He agreed to have sex with Chad and Ed and come to
their house.  However when he got there he noticed several dead bodies
lying all over.  He pulled out his cellphone and called the police before
Chad and Ed could stop him.  Ed reacted.  He slaughtered Tony.  Ed and Chad
barely had time to grab their gear and run out into the woods before the
feds came crashing into the house.  What they saw was a horror.  Aside from
the vast aisles of human skeletons, decaying bodies, a pool of beer, blood,
and dead floating bloated carcasses, acid vats full of disintegrating
bodies, a shrine of skulls painted in blood, a cellar packed with kilotons
of human meat, the penises in jars of formaldehyde, half dead maggot
infested, barrels filled with chemicals and decaying torsos, human heads in
the fridge and freezer, frozen genitals, half cooked decaying flesh, torn
up coffins, decaying bodies, and maggots and flies, and the gut wrenching
stench, the thing above all that shocked them was how two men could commit
a holocaust, the murder of so many innocent people, the slaughter of
innocent men, the torture and horror unfolding before their eyes.

   The federal government destroyed the place.  They confiscated all the
computer files Ed had, which included photographs, videos, plans, and
journals.  They confiscated the drugs, and torched the entire place.  Then
the search for Ed and Chad began.  Canada's government granted permission
to search for them.  After 4 years of evading the government in the
wilderness, Ed and Chad emerged into Washington.  Ed was 57, Chad was 37.
They came out wearing deer skins.  Everyone would have known their faces,
yet they were covered in hair, had lost all their weight, and carried an
innocent looking appearance.  Normal people walking down the street didn't
recognize them, although they were the world's two most wanted terrorists.
They were tied at number one for the top ten most wanted.

   2 months after hiding Ed came out with bombs.  He set bombs off in major
cities in the north west united states, killing almost 20 people and
injuring over 50 others.  The United Nations stepped in to fight back. 
They finally located where Ed and Chad were hiding.  They were planning to
build a nuclear warhead and take over the world.  The entire world realized
how insane Ed was, and the National Guard came in with tanks and RPGs
threatening to blow the FUCK out of Ed and Chad if they didn't surrender.
They promptly surrendered in an abandoned apartment building.  Their
materials were seized.  They had gathered and half constructed a nuclear
bomb, the only ingredient missing was the plutonium, and top secret
government files were found in Ed's possession.

   Ed and Chad were charged with Genocide, murder, torture, crimes against
humanity, and almost every capital crime you can think of.  They were
sentenced to death by hanging.  They were kept in a secret maximum security
facility for two years where they were "investigated" and a huge database
was compiled of their crimes.

   And unfortunately as circumstance may have it when Ed was being
transferred to a different state, his lawyer came by in a private jet, shot
a missile at the plane, which Ed was shot out of ironically unharmed.  The
attorney jumped out with a parachute and rescued Ed.  They secretly stowed
away to South America.  They had gay sex and killed native people, living
in the rainforest for 7 years.  By this time Ed was 67, Chad had been
killed years ago.  And the entire world was looking for Ed every waking
second of existence.  Ed's attorney pissed in the Amazon river once by
mistake, thus ending his life very painfully.  When Ed tasted human flesh
for the first time in nearly 10 years, he roared with unnatural
satisfaction!  He proceeded to kill, rape, and eat dozens of native people
living in the rainforest.  After a couple more years, he met an obese
nigger, her name was Shishi, and Ed fucked her all the time.  She was a
cannibal and necrophile also, and during the next 5 years they lived
similar to the way Ed and Chad had lived.  However, after a long time Ed
killed Shishi after raping her up the ass, then ate her.  After several
more years, when Ed was 85, he had a new shrine of skulls, and worshipped
it constantly, converting himself to Satanism.  Eventually, he wrote down
his whole life in a journal, sending it anonymously in the mail to an old
friend, who happened to type it all up.  The last that person heard from
Ed, he was 93 living in the rainforest by himself.  The government still
continues to search for him, but nobody remembers the holocaust he
committed because the government keeps it a secret, and has erased our
minds with radio waves, except me because I was in outer space when the
government did it.  So I present to you this true account of the twisted
fate of Ed, who killed probably over 100 people with his bare hands,
torturing, mutilating, raping, killing, and eating them.  And damning their
souls to hell as well...

   You never know, Ed may come out of the shadows one day, Ed may very well
be the hidden creature lurking beneath our own shadows...