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If you are a minor or object to stories of an adult nature, LEAVE HERE IMMEDIATELY. Legal age local to the a uthor is 18+ please abide to your own local laws. Please note and understand the content codes for this story. \par \par The characters portrayed in this story are just that, characters in my story. Any similarities to real people are purely coincidental and unin tentional. The characters and situations portrayed are pure fantasy; the author is keen to state that in reality adult sexuality should remain only in the adult world. Please do not allow or cause this story to fall in to the hands of minors. \par \par }\pard \ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\brdrb\brdrs\brdrw30\brsp20 \faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 \'a9 Yotna El'toub 2004}{\i\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 \par }\pard \ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {\f27\cgrid0 \par }{\b\f2\ul\cgrid0 100 not out! \par \par Chapter 1}{\f2\cgrid0 Preparations. \par \par Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 hummed to himself as he decorated the bar, all in all, he enjoyed celebrations \endash O.K. so it was more work, but always fun.}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 had worked for two full years at the }{\f2\cgrid0 \lquote Exotix}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 Bar and Space Stop\rquote ; no it wasn\rquote t high powered, all that had gone, but hell it was fun! \par \par The tall}{\f2\cgrid0 Harumian}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 slung the final banner over the glass rack at the front of the bar, and then}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 took two strides back, admiring his handiwork \lquote 100 not out!\rquote was emblazoned in gold on a shimmering silver background.}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 uttered a brief }{\f2\cgrid0 \lquote harrump}{ \f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 \rquote of satisfaction, and sighed; all was ready. Now just add the punters, mix in a few}{\f2\cgrid0 harumian}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 cocktails, and the tills would soon fill with space credits! \par \par He ran a scaly hand over his bald wrinkled pate, and paused long enough to scratch his head in bemusement. \par \lquote 100 not out\rquote this was an odd celebration that apparently had it\rquote s origins far across time and space on that outpost humanity called home, the Earth. \par \par In general, he liked Earthling\rquote s - of course there were exceptions, but they made good drinking buddies, and always, but always, had the best stories. \par \par The first customer walked into the bar.}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 laughed deeply, and roared his welcome. \par \par \'93Serendipity - one of your words isn\rquote t it \endash man I love that word\'94 \par \par \'93What are you}{\f2\cgrid0 talkin}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 \rquote about now Proc?\'94 Lewis asked. \par \par \'93I\rquote m thinking about human drinking buddies, and you walk in \endash isn\rquote t that what you would call serendipity?\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 winked. \par \par \'93No it\rquote s what I would call co-incidence, you being on the wrong side of the bar, now I got a word for that!\'94 Lewis smiled at his reptilian host. \par \par \'93Let me guess \endash Umm, inconvenient?\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 jested, traipsing back to the bar. \par \par \'93Well my word was less polite, but you got the gist, old pal\'94 Lewis cracked a rare smile. \par \par Lewis pursed his lips and read the banner out aloud. \par \par \'93100 not out - now that\rquote s earth speak - long time since I heard that\'94 \par \par \'93You know what it means! I understand it\rquote s ancient \endash some sort of good luck charm?\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol\rquote s}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 eyes widened in awe. \par \par \'93Sure I know what it means, but if you want to know \endash it\rquote ll cost you - what should we say one Shuttle-Slammer\'94 Lewis beamed. \par \par \'93Fair trade, for one of your stories \endash coming up!\'94 \par \par Lewis watched}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 prepare the cocktail, a kaleidoscope of}{\f2\cgrid0 colours}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 flashed before him, as the bar man demonstrated his skills for the first time that evening. \par \par \'93Now that is impressive, really impressive,\'94 said Lewis \par \par \'93Just warming up\'94 giggled, a too easily flattered}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 . \par \par \'93No, not the juggling, the fact that something that looks that lethal, can taste so good!\'94 replied Lewis, before downing the purple bubbling broth in one. \par \par \'93See you,}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 ,\'94 said Lewis, levering himself off the bar stool. \par \par \'93Ahem, the story Lewis \endash The story!\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 reminded gently. \par \par \'93Oh yes, you know, that stuff makes you forgetful, real fast\'94 Lewis grimaced, and settled himself back onto the tall stool. \par \par \'93It\rquote s like this you see, at one time on Earth there was this odd sport\'85\'94 Lewis began. \par \par \'93Sport?\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 interrupted. \par \par \'93Game, Um, - pretend war\'94 Lewis searched for an explanation. \par \par \'93Oh war, I understand,\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 added, \'93carry on\'94 \par \par \'93Look}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 if the idea of sport is odd, I really think me trying to explain Cricket is a bit\'85\'94 Lewis never managed to reach the end of his sentence. \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \par Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 held up his hand, in response to the sound of the approaching party. \par \par \'93Sorry Lewis, work now - stories later.\'94 \par \par Lewis nodded, and turned to watch the guests arrive. There was the usual assortment of aliens, including some blobs. Now, Lewis had never really hit it off with blobs - ever since that time on}{\f2\cgrid0 Rigel}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 177. \par \par Male blobs were so possessive - I mean - he had been drunk, very drunk, What\rquote s more, she came onto him! Only trouble was, although you could tell male blobs from female blobs, (and looking back Lewis was very pleased that was the case!) you couldn \rquote t tell one male blob from another. Lewis was in no hurry to meet that particular male blob again. \par \par Suddenly, a quiet night in seemed a very good idea. Lewis stood quickly, intending to scurry away from the}{\f2\cgrid0 Exotix}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 and back to the safety of his craft ; but then he saw her, the star of the show, and all thoughts of escape evaporated. \par \par She was dynamite, human, a good six feet tall with dark hair, and bedroom eyes. Lewis was sure many men would happily die, just to look deeply into those brown orbs. Lewis\rquote s adoration was rudely interrupted by an odd noise from behind him. He swung around to look at}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 . The big}{\f2\cgrid0 harumian}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 had changed}{ \f2\cgrid0 colour,}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 chameleon-like and looked distinctly paler. \par \par \'93What\rquote s the matter, buddy?\'94 asked Lewis. \par \par \'93Her, Oh, by the gods \endash it\rquote s her\'94 stuttered the big reptile. \par \par \'93Look, I don\rquote t know how to break this to you \endash but, I don\rquote t think you\rquote ve got a chance! Me on the other hand\'85\'94 Lewis replied, smoothing his lank hair, and attempting to look suave. \par \par \'93It\rquote s not that - you don\rquote t understand,\'94 replied a shocked}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , before disappearing behind the glimmering display at the back of the bar. \par \par \lquote Odd guy\rquote thought Lewis. \par \par All further thought was interrupted by the arrival of \lquote the body\rquote on the bar stool beside Lewis. He couldn\rquote t believe his luck. She , in all her perfection, sat beside him. Then she did an amazing thing - a virtually perfect impersonation of 20}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\super\cgrid0\langnp1033 th}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 Century actress. \par \par \'93What does a girl have to do, to get a drink around here?\'94 the words bubbled from her lush lips. \par \par Lewis saw his chance. \par \par \'93Hey,}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 ,}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol old friend}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 \endash serve the lady!\'94 \par \par The lady swung her eyes to Lewis\rquote s lips, and spoke slowly in a smoky brown voice. \par \par \'93P-r-o-c-o-l?\'94 \par \par }{\f2\cgrid0 The absent bar keep returned, and the vision of beauty did a most unanticipated thing. }{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 She proceeded to wrap her arms around the reptile\rquote s thick neck, and plant a warm kiss on his cheek. \par \par \'93You guy\rquote s know each other?\'94 Lewis asked, his mouth agape. \par \par \'93Know each other?}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 was my senior diplomat,\'94 the vision paused, \'93I should introduce myself - Ambassador}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie Miller}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 \endash Cultural attach\'e9 to Earth mission five\'94 \par \par Lewis was completely thrown; should he courtesy, kiss her hand, and address her as your grace? He really didn\rquote t know - he went for the low-key option. \par \par \'93Oh, really?\'94 \par \par \'93Yes, really, and}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 was the best \endash well until that incident on}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirus}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 17\'94 the ambassador replied. \par \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \'93Sirus}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 17?\'94 Lewis mouthed. \par \par \'93You mean he hasn\rquote t told you!\'94 \par \par \'93No, I don\rquote t think he has\'94 Lewis regained a bit of his composure. \par \par \'93Two Shuttle-Slammers, on the house,\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 interrupted, \'93 excuse me I must serve the others.\'94 \par \par \'93Told me what?\'94 asked a confused Lewis. \par \par \'93Why he left the diplomatic core,\'94 replied the ambassador. \par \par \'93No, I don\rquote t believe he has\'94 said Lewis. \par \par \'93Well I can honestly say, without}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 I would not be sitting here tonight!\'94 the ambassador stated. \par \par \'93Tell me more\'94 Lewis smiled, disarmingly. \par \par \par }\pard\plain \s1\ql \li0\ri0\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel0\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f2\fs24\ul\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid\langnp1033\langfenp1033 {Chapter 2}{\lang2057\langfe1033\langnp2057 }{ \b0\ulnone\lang2057\langfe1033\langnp2057 Yulie\rquote s}{\b0\ulnone tale. \par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs24\lang2057\langfe1033\cgrid\langnp2057\langfenp1033 { \par }{\f2 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\langnp1033 smiled and relaxed, and a look of devilment crossed her striking features. She began. \par \par }{\f2 \'93Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\langnp1033 and I worked together for six years, six very productive years. We visited planets in spiral arm gamma, advising on cultural & sociological issues, always looking to exchange ideas on reform. Over the years, I became very involved with adolescents, and their problems. It doesn\rquote t matter what species you are, puberty is always unsettling!\'94 \par }{\f2 \par Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\langnp1033 paused, \'93That\rquote s my experience anyway, what about you?\'94 she asked, probing delicately. \par \par Lewis swallowed hard, he tried to keep his face a mask of indifference; he wasn\rquote t about to own up to two years of penal detention \endash not to a stranger. \par \par \'93Very quiet, nothing extra-ordinary, Lewis Johnson was a bit of a bore, really.\'94 Lewis muttered, casting his eyes slightly to one side. \par }{\f2 \par Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\langnp1033 laughed, her eyes twinkled \endash she had hit a nerve! \par \par \'93Oh, that bad\'85\'94 she paused for effect, then continued. \par \par \'93One day}{\f2 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\langnp1033 briefed me that we had received an urgent request to visit}{\f2 }{\f2\cgrid0 Sirus}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 17, due to a major concern over a worrying trend in the teenage population. The request was informal;}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 had received it from an old friend \endash by voicemail. He wanted to act quickly, being helpful, and being more than aware of the benefits of cross-departmental co-operation\'85\'94 \par \par Lewis butted in. \par \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \'93Erm}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , could you use a little less jargon \endash what benefits?\'94 \par \par \'93In layman\rquote s terms \endash a back-hander\'94 smiled}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 . \par \par \'93Now that I understand, please continue\'94 Lewis chuckled. \par \par \'93So we asked the pilot to plot a course for}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirus}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 17, and}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 in his usual efficient manner briefed me on the background. Apparently, the teen population were rampaging off track, under age sex, drugs \endash all the usual. What was unusual was that they had found someway to influence their elders, and get them to join in! If this continued, society would disintegrate; the productive output had already fallen by 34%.}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol\rquote s}{ \f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 contact was one of the}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirus systems}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 planetary council, his daughter had visited}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirus}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 17 for a mini break, and now she refused to return!\'94 \par \par \'93I see, so it was vital you stopped this world from grinding to a halt\'94 Lewis grinned, \'93No pun intended!\'94 \par \par \'93Not really, getting the daughter back was \endash }{\f2\cgrid0 Nulix Grunelow}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 was losing face \endash all because his daughter}{\f2\cgrid0 Mehana}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 spent all her time - off her face!}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 replied, ironically. \par \par \'93That was his contact!\'94 Lewis let out a low whistle, }{\f2\cgrid0 \'93Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 moved in high circles. This is the same}{\f2\cgrid0 Nulix Grunelow, }{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 the CEO of Galactic Mining, right?\'94 \par \par \'93The same, you\rquote ve heard of him then?\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 asked, jokingly. \par \par \'93Who hasn\rquote t? He owns most of the outer Galaxy!\'94 Lewis stared at the back of the bustling barman, in open disbelief. He paused, to reassess his old friend. \par \par \'93Back to the story, we set off as soon as we could wrap up our current mission; a delay of a few days \endash no more. \par When we arrived we were met by quite a delegation of}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirusian\rquote s}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , I\rquote d never met any before \endash a striking race, tall, slim similar to what I\rquote d always imagined an e lf looked like. Have you met any, Lewis?\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 asked. \par \par \'93Nope, met most others \endash had relations with several, mostly pleasant, but}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirusian\rquote s}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 \endash no.\'94 Lewis replied. \par \par \'93Then you are in for a treat, several are coming to the celebration tonight! Anyway, we discussed the formalities, and agreed the joint meeting would begin at 2037.30 Sidereal. Then they asked me something a little odd, Jult\rquote a, the delegations leader asked me who would be \lquote performing\rquote ; an unusual phrase. I took it to mean oratory, this was my first mistake; I confirmed to Jult\rquote a that I would. He looked quite taken aback, then nodded, smiled and said \lquote We are truly honored, our performer is also female, does this present an problem?\rquote I replied that of course it didn\rquote t, why should it.}{\f2\cgrid0 Jult\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 nodded sagely and said \lquote Most gracious \endash we are indeed honored!\rquote I simply smiled and the meeting ended.\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 paused. \par \par \'93I get the impression that communications were a bit ambiguous,\'94 Lewis stated. \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \par Yulie\rquote s}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 eyes flared with temper. \par \par \'93Am I telling this story, or would you prefer to construct your own?\'94 She asked pointedly. \par \par \'93Sorry, I meant no offence\'94 Lewis replied. \par \par \'93I too wondered about this, so I had}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 check the meaning of \lquote performance\rquote in}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirusian}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 . It was close to our understanding, but referred a little more widely \endash to any form of public event. I relaxed; all was going to plan.}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol finalised}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 my briefing, and I went back to my room to finish my speech, I would even get a couple of hours to bathe, and relax \endash a real luxury!\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 paused she drank her slammer. \par \par This time Lewis bit his tongue, and waited for her to continue. \par \par \'93So, the appointed hour came and we transferred down to the planet\rquote s surface. They had lain on quite a feast, I was a little perturbed to see so many satellite camera\rquote s; they hadn\rquote t me ntioned any broadcast during our meeting. As is customary I withdrew with}{\f2\cgrid0 Jult\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 to discuss my speech. I had barely got through the preliminaries when Jult\rquote a interrupted me. \lquote This is most unfortunate, but the speech is written for the wrong planet \endash we do not have those issues here!\rquote Once I recovered my equilibrium I asked him what his issues were. \lquote We have a high incidence of adolescent suicide \endash this is the reason for the performance. The issue you talk of are current on}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirus}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 70, not}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirus}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 17!\rquote I immedia tely excused myself and sought out}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , I was livid!\'94 \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \par Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 gulped down another slammer that had magically appeared on the bar while she talked,}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 was certainly looking his unexpected guest! \par \par \'93I could imagine\'94 Lewis mused, \lquote I bet you\rquote re a handful\rquote he thought, deciding against voicing his opinion. \par \par \'93I tracked}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 down, and asked him how he could make such a basic mistake. He was certain he hadn\rquote t, so I asked him for the data on}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirus}{ \f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 17 \endash }{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 had to admit he had left it, back on the ship. The fool had left his}{\f2\cgrid0 datacorder}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 behind, without any confirmation we had to believe them -}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirus}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 17,}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirus}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 70 it would be an easy mistake.}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{ \f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 tried to make amends, he pointed across the room to a spectacularly attractive female}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirusian}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , \lquote She is their pre senter, why not chat with her, maybe her input will help you modify your speech quickly. I told him it was a poor compromise, but I saw no alternative.\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 stopped speaking, and swung her body back towards the bar. \par \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \'93Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , top up please\'94 \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \par Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 virtually vaulted across the bar, filling her glass without so much as a glance at}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 . \par \par \'93Where was I \endash Oh yes, I ordered}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 back to the ship to check our data. I would stay and try my hardest to avoid a major diplomatic incident.}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{ \f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 wandered off, loo king for the entire world like a failed space cadet. I steeled myself, and went to talk to the Sirusian presenter. I introduced myself formally and asked her if I could discuss her presentation in some detail before we began. Her reaction wasn\rquote t at all what I expected, she looked mortified and spoke in a whisper \lquote Not here, follow me\rquote I walked behind the elegant alien, her body swayed beneath the sheer gown \endash I got the distinct impression she wore little, or nothing under it.\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 paused again, it seemed the story was affecting her. \par \par She took a long swig of slammer, I admired her stamina \endash there was no way could I drink them at that pace. \par \par \'93She led me to a dressing room, tucked away from the main area. The elegant female spoke quietly \lquote I\rquote m}{\f2\cgrid0 Circlu\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , what do you want to know about my presentation?\rquote I asked for a brief description of it, nothing too detailed, just an overview so I could make my presentation appropriate. She looked totally bemused, sighed and said \lquote Well, it\rquote s up to you really; I\rquote ll follow your lead. My experience is with male presenters, it\rquote s unusual for a delegation to use a female\rquote Now I was bemused, what did she mean \lquote follow my lead\rquote ?}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie slumped, and}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 slammed her empty glass down on the bar. \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \par Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 got the message, refilling the glass swiftly. \par \par \'93I told her that was the problem, I had little information and was uncertain how to start.}{\f2\cgrid0 Circlu\rquote a\rquote s}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 eyes widened in panic \lquote I told them I wasn\rquote t experienced \endash they said you were\rquote tears welled up into her eyes. I tried to calm her, tell her it was fine, I would go first \endash I hadn\rquote t meant to upset her. She stopped crying and looked at me wide-eyed \lquote You mean we won\rquote t be doing it together?\rquote I said in my experience one at a time was normal; otherwise the audience could get confused.}{\f2\cgrid0 Circlu\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 thought about this, and spoke in a grave voice \lquote I am a professional}{\f2\cgrid0 Duthr\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 Kar presenter; I do not give solo presentations. Duthr\rquote a}{\f2\cgrid0 Kar}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 is always performed as a couple. Do you want to insult me in front of my whole race?\rquote I said of course I didn\rquote t, what I asked was}{\f2\cgrid0 Duthr\rquote a Kar}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 ?\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{ \f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 sunk another slammer in one. \par \par Lewis couldn\rquote t hold his tongue any longer. \par \par \'93And, Duthr\rquote a Kar is?\'94 \par \par \'93If you are patient you will discover, Lewis \endash or would you rather guess?\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 asked, the slammers were at least mellowing her \endash Lewis could see no other effect. \par \par \'93Sorry, please continue, I\rquote m just interested.\'94 Lewis}{\f2\cgrid0 apologised}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 . \par \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \'93Circlu\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 looked lost \endash she turned away from me and slipped a foil container out from under her silken robe \lquote I\rquote m sorry, I must prepare myself \endash to enter the trance\rquote }{\f2\cgrid0 Circlu\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 opened the wrap and took a pinch of the luminous purple powder, she sniffed it deeply, first into one nostril, and then the other. An instant calm descended on the slim alien, she spoke in a steady assured voice }{\f2\cgrid0 \lquote Duthr\rquote a Kar}{ \f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 is an ancient and noble art, it is the key to our salvation \endash watching}{\f2\cgrid0 Duthr\rquote a Kar}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 calms the beast, it cures the suicidal\rquote Frustration started to get the better of me, I raised my voice insisting she explained to me what she was talking about.}{\f2\cgrid0 Circlu\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 looked at me with contempt \lquote I do not know of an earth word for}{\f2\cgrid0 Duthr\rquote a Kar}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 \endash let me show you\rquote }{\f2\cgrid0 Circlu\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 bent forward and opened a small drawer in the dresser, she took out a long cylindrical device, then she formed her thumb and forefinger of her right hand into a ring and slid the c ylinder in and out of it. I realized at once, as odd as the shape of the cylinder was, it could only be one thing\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 stopped, and stood, stretching her lithe body. \par \par \'93What was it, what was the cylinder?\'94 Lewis asked in frustration. \par \par \'93I\rquote ll tell you when I come back from the rest room, sorry too many slammers too quickly\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 walked off towards the far end of the bar, and eyes of all sizes and shapes followed her exit. \par \par }{\b\f2\ul\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 Chapter 3}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 The tale continues. \par \par Lewis sat drumming his fingers impatiently on the marble topped bar.}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 was nowhere to be seen, and}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 was taking one hell of a long time. Lewis glanced idly around the crowded room; inadvertently he caught the eye of a blob. The blob seemed to}{\f2\cgrid0 recognise}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 him; he was safe, it was a female. Suddenly an awful thought flashed through his mind \lquote Maybe it was }{\i\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 that}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 female \endash shit! If it were }{ \i\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 that}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 male would be sure to be nearby. Lewis rose, looking to make a discreet exit. A manicured hand met his shoulder and gently returned him to his barflies stool. \par \par \'93I thought you wanted to know what it was,\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 asked. \par \par \'93Oh yeah, I mean, yes I do it\rquote s just\'85\'94 Lewis paused \'93never mind\'94 \par \par \'93The cylindrical object was obviously, a dildo,\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 announced with a flourish. \par \par \'93A dildo!\'94 Lewis echoed needlessly, as his right eyebrow moved half an inch further up his forehead. \par \par \'93Yes Lewis, a dildo, now do you want to hear the rest?\'94 \par \par \'93I sure do!\'94 Blob or no blob, Lewis decided he was staying put. \par \par \'93Suddenly it all became clear,}{\f2\cgrid0 Circul\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 was a}{\f2\cgrid0 Sirusian}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 Porn star \endash in my confusion all I could muster was an inane question \endash asked it as directly as I could \lquote You mean}{\f2\cgrid0 Duthr\rquote a Kar}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 is \endash sex!\rquote }{\f2\cgrid0 Circul\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 showed real anger for the first time \lquote No, there\rquote s no equivalent earth word, it is so much more than sex \endash it is the merging of two souls, for the delight and spiritual elation of an audience. It is my religion, my reason for being! \rquote I listened with increasing panic, \lquote But, you\rquote ve never had}{\f2\cgrid0 Duthr\rquote a Kar}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 with another female \endash and now you and I are about to do a joint presentation, on camera! Am I right?\rquote }{\f2\cgrid0 Circul\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 frowned, she looked as puzzled and shocked as I felt \lquote Why yes, it is what you asked for after all, and it will give countless adolescents the will to live. That is what you are here for, isn\rquote t it?\rquote I stood before this delectable creature unabl e to speak, as the true horror of my situation dawned on me\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 shifted a little on her stool, easing her legs slightly apart. \par \par \'93And then, I know, don\rquote t tell me \endash }{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 to the rescue?\'94 Lewis asked, smiling \endash he had cracked it, this was a wind up. That}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{ \f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , what a guy \endash he was paying Lewis back for all his tall stories. \par \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \'93No, no Procol, no rescue. }{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 Unless that is you know what happened next better than me?\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 paused, letting her words sink in. \par \par \'93You mean - this is for real? Not some fertile product of}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol\rquote s}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 imagination. Never!\'94 Lewis voiced his deep skepticism. \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \par Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 reached out and grabbed Lewis\rquote s hand; she ran the fingertips over her stiffly erect nipples. \par \par \'93This is for real, and so is my story\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 announced solemnly. \par \par \'93No shit?\'94 asked Lewis, his mouth dropping open. \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \par Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 used Lewis\rquote s own hand to seal his hanging jaw. \par \par \'93None, now, do you want to hear the rest?\'94 She asked. \par \par Lewis simply nodded. \par \par \'93As I was about to make my excuses, and follow}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 back to the ship the trap closed.}{\f2\cgrid0 Jult\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 walked in \lquote We are waiting, is there a problem?\rquote he asked in a polite but exasperated voice. I could find no words my mouth moved but nothing would come out.}{\f2\cgrid0 Circul\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 answered for me, \lquote None }{\f2\cgrid0 Jult\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , we are just discussing how to make this}{\f2\cgrid0 Duthr\rquote a Kar}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 worthy of our audience.\rquote As quick as a flash, her elegant hand grabbed the rest of the purple drug and deposited it in my slack mouth. The effect was startling, my body \endash I swear, my entire body orgasmed, and then continued to peak in delicious after-shocks.}{\f2\cgrid0 Jult\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 spoke \lquote Excellent, but satellite camera links are expensive you know, and your audience awaits!\rquote }{\f2\cgrid0 Jult\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 left the room, clearly expecting us to follow.}{\f2\cgrid0 Circul\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 spoke in hushed, hurried tones \lquote Look this is my career, and it\rquote s not going to be ruined by some}{\f2\cgrid0 disorganised}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 alien who can\rquote t make her mind up! The drug will help, now let\rquote s do it.\rquote With these words still ringing in my dumfounded ears}{\f2\cgrid0 Circul\rquote a}{ \f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 led me from the room.\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 paused. \par \par \'93Where is that barman when you need him?\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 asked, a little too loudly. \par \par \'93Here, have mine\'94 Lewis offered. \par \par \'93Thanks, now lets see, OK.}{\f2\cgrid0 Circul\rquote a}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 led me from the room, out into the main area \endash all was in darkness, other than a brightly illuminated plinth.}{\f2\cgrid0 Circul\rquote a manoeuvred}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 me in front of the plinth, and gave me the slight est of pushes. My thighs collided with the edge of the plinth and I sprawled onto it. I watched in wonder, as beautiful blooms sprouted from nowhere, and the sound of angels singing filled my dizzy head. One of the flowers bent down against my mouth, its petals brushing my face. This flower had nipples, or was it stamen, long stiff stamen filling my mouth. I suckled deeply, drinking in the gorgeous nectar; I came again, and again. The leave\rquote s stroked me, wiping away my fears, together with my unwanted clothes. I hung my spinning head over the edge of the plinth, as the flower cascaded down my body, opening my willing thighs and exploring my wetness \endash I was in heaven\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 sighed, her hand worked quickly between her smooth legs. \par \par Lewis moved, and pulled at his trousers \endash he attempted to cover the telltale signs of his burgeoning erection. \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \par Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 continued - her voice quaking slightly. \par \par \'93As I hung there, ravished by a beautiful angelic flower, I had an odd hallucination.}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 walked towards me, upside down, and laid a pure gold leaf in my right hand. I looked at the leaf, the strange veins on its surface looked just like writing. }{\f2\cgrid0 How odd I thought \endash a plant that can write! It would be so impolite not to read its message. }{ \f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 I found it hard to focus my eyes on it\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 bucked against her hand, her thighs falling still farther apart \endash she made no attempt to hide her self-obsessed love. \par \par Lewis swallowed hard, at least he tried to \endash he found he had no spit. \par \par \'93What did the leaf write? What did it say?}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 \endash }{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , tell me.\'94 Lewis grunted, his own passion spiraling. \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \par Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 spoke, unsteadily between assorted moans. \par \par \'93It said\'85}{\f2\cgrid0 Unnnhhaa}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 ! It said \endash \lquote they lied; this is the right planet and the right problem! The teens must have infiltrated the elders. This is a trap!\rquote I d ropped the clever leaf and watched it drift away. I waved it goodbye, it was autumn \endash the leaf was dead, it no longer mattered!}{\f2\cgrid0 Ummhhhaaa}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 ! Oh god1 I\rquote m randy! Take me Lewis, fuck me! \'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 dissolved in a heap of multiple orgasms. \par \par Lewis watched, Yulie\rquote s provocative presentation, lust stirred his erection, and his embarrassment increased in direct proportion to his member\rquote s length. He glanced around the room, no one was watching, most of them were busy positioning cameras and lights. Lewis had seen the trap too late! \par }{\f2\cgrid0 \par Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 raised her head from its slumped position \par - She smiled broadly at Lewis. \par \par \'93Tonight is my 100}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\super\cgrid0\langnp1033 th}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 performance, 100 not out!\'94}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 grinned, as she slipped from the barstool. \par \par Lewis felt}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie\rquote s}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 urgent hands tugging at his fly; in a second she had his erection nestled deeply in her succulent mouth. Lewis tried to pull away, to run but his legs refused. His knarled cock pushed back into the wet velvet orifice. Purple flowers waved to him; one he swore looked just like a blob, a blob he should r emember \endash but couldn\rquote t. Lewis swung his head around marveling at the spectacular array of blooms. One of them spoke \lquote I\rquote m so sorry.\rquote Lewis just waved - he no longer cared. \par \par The barman wiped a heartfelt tear from his eye, and returned to cleaning the last drops of purple fluid from the glasses that Lewis and}{\f2\cgrid0 Yulie}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 had so recently used. The whole thing had been a trap; the story, whenever listened to, or indeed, read would ensnare the unwary. The whole thing was a ghastly, long, contrived joke. \par \par Chameleon-like}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 }{\f2\cgrid0 colour}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 shifted in embarrassment, and his face burst a little ghostly.}{\f2\cgrid0 Procol}{ \f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , of}{\f2\cgrid0 Harum}{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 , turned a whiter shade of pale! \par \par \par }{\b\f2\ul\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 The end. \par \par }\pard \ql \li0\ri0\widctlpar\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {\f27\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 _____________________________________________________________ \par }{\f2\lang1033\langfe1033\cgrid0\langnp1033 Foot Notes \'a9Yotna El'toub 2004 \par ________________________________________________________ \par \par I hope you have enjoyed reading this story as much as I enjoyed writing it. As always, feedback is appreciated, since it is my only payment for my work. 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