Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience.
 
 Real Person Het/Slash/Bi; i.e.  celebrity fanfiction.  If you appear in any
of these stories, I'm sorry if they offended you and I will remove the
stories in which you appear from circulation upon your request.  Otherwise,
I have no regrets or apologies for these.  See "Frequently Made Objections
About RPS" at http://www.femgeeks.net/projects/fmo.html for the reasons
why.

   If you are from rec.games.computer.ultima.dragons, rec.*.int-fiction, or
any of the other Usenet group that I frequent (except the alt.sex.*
hiearchy) please keep quiet about my celebrity stories.  The slash fiction
community's RPS flame war has been a nasty one, and I don't want to vector
it to any of my Usenet hangouts.  (alt.sex.stories.* is different.  This
kind of story is more acceptable there.)

   oaps (directory) The archive for OldAltPunkSmut, a list I run.  It's for
Seventies/Eighties punk/alternative rock smut.  Go to
http://www.topica.com/lists/oldaltpunksmut/ for more info.

   MMSevenMinutes.txt Suicide: Seven Minutes Over Tampa v2 (MM, celeb, voy,
exhib, RPS) In 1977 or 1978, an audience member told Alan and Martin to go
fuck themselves.  They did.

   MMSomething.txt Husker Du: Something I Learned Today v4 (MM, celeb, RPS
[Real Person Slash], rough) Grant Hart and Bob Mould learn something about
themselves and each other during the recording of Zen Arcade.  Contradicts
a few known facts about the band.

   First uploaded too early in the morning of October 13, 2001 Altered at
around two in the morning of April 9, 2002 Altered again just past midnight
on May 3, 2002