The guys playing poker look like they are having a great time so you head over to them. They beg you to join them and you sit down with them. Their names are Micky, Donald and Charles. They are twenty year old geeks.
Mickey says, "so the game is Texas Hold'em. Ready to play?"
You nod,"Yeah no problem."
"Great," says Mickey. "Now we don't play for money. So if you run out of chips you have to do a truth or dare. But don't worry, we won't ask you to do or say anything that will get you into trouble."
You hesitate a little and then say, "Well, I guess if I don't like something, I can always tazer you" then you giggle a little.
The guys try and laugh a long.
You play through the time and actually win the game. In the process you find out that Mickey's most embarrassing memory is when he got caught masturbating. He was spying on his older sister while she was dressed up in skimpy clothes dancing to pop songs alone. Then my dick got stuck in the coke bottle I was using. I made too much notice, she noticed and I couldn't hide it. She ended up helping me get free, so it wasn't all too bad.
Donald tells some confusing story about how he downloaded a heap of horse porn so he could use it to flood someone's email account with it. However, before he could do it his mum walked in on him with it on the screen. She took his computer and gave it to the police. And that is how his hacking activities were found out.
Charles tells you all about the time he was at school and a girl was bullying him because they thought he had been looking at them or something. The girls held him down and one of them reached up her skirt, into her underwear and pulled out a bloody tampon. She then whipped my face with it.
Each story brings laughter to the table, for those not telling the story that is.
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