Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. This story contains the following adult content: M/F, F/F, Anal, Toys. Anyone not interested in this material or under 18 should not proceed farther. This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any real person, living or dead, or any place, is purely coincidental. This work of fiction is based upon the characters in the TV drama "E.R." No infringment of any kind is intended, this is for fun only. For followers of E.R., this story is based (very loosely) on the episode "Secrets & Lies" and the series timeline that follows it. CH 5. SUSAN Days later, (roughly a week or so); things began to calm down. We were spending the nights onesie-twosies; John with me, and Lucha with Abby. Abby thought about a foursome, we two couples together (knowing Kari wouldn't be interested in either of the guys); but they begged off. And, after everything I'd had, John's wood wouldn't satisfy my ravenous bottom. I needed another scene; and all I could do was sit on my dildos & get off watching myself & the other two being fucked by Bridgette. Kari didn't have anything larger at her place than our beloved purple bell-ringers, so I was thinking of a repeat at Abby's place, using the rambone that started this whole thing, when.... "Susan." "Bridgette! I was just thinking about you." "I'll bet you were, slut. Yu three having fun?" " That's an understatement. Butt, something's missing." "Like me & my BIG dicks?" "Took the words..." "Thought so. Find out when you three are off at the same time for 36 hours or more & let me know when." Lo & behold, and talk about luck. All three of us were ending a swing the coming Friday evening, & not on again until Monday morning. Unusual for our line of work. Maybe somebody planned it that way; but who cares, really? "Friday, Bridg. Friday night to Monday morning. Let's have a good, LONG orgy." If I had known right then what.... I would have done it again! We each sneaked over to Bridgette's House of Hiney separately, trying our best to be discreet in public; so no one would know when two or all three of us were getting it up. Finally, about nine on Friday night.... BRIDGETTE "Finally. All my bitches are here. This will be a weekend you'll never forget. STRIP!" And, they did. Three firm bodied girls, one blonde, one brunette, and one redheaded, soon knelt in my living room, waiting for.... anything I could think up. I put studded dog collars around their necks, combination masks & ballgags over their faces & in their mouths. Then, I bound their wrists behind them in fur-lined belted leather cuffs. "I see you're wearing you favorite plugs," I said. "My ponygirl Abby. Love your tail, baby." WHACK! I stung her bottom with my quirt. "Susan. You obeyed me & got a bigger size. Good. I hope it's not too... DISTRACTING... at work!" WHACK! A red mark for her butt. "Kari... a prong belt. You've done this before." WHACK! "These two know what that feels like?" She shook her head. "No problem. I've got one for each of you. Now I"ll have an extra. All right, doctors, and nurse soon to be a doctor, we're going to spend the ENTIRE weekend practicing procedures. And yes; everything WILL be recorded for posterity. Maybe it could even be used as a training video!", I tittered. "I will show you how it's done, & then you will repeat the procedure on each other & bring it back to me. On your feet. Follow me." I led them into my playroom. "Susan, here," at the chain points where Kari had learned. "Abby, here," at my restraining frame where I'd initiated Susan. "Kari... here...." I led her to a restraining mesh held up by a hydraulic lift. I had already lowered it to the floor and laid it flat. "Face down, Kari." I unbound her wrists & hooked them onto the mesh above her head; & then bound her ankles in similar cuffs already attached to the frame. I then raised the frame up off the floor; but didn't rotate Kari face down (yet). I went back to Abby & cuffed her legs & wrists to the frame, spead-eagling her in an upright position. Susan, I then bound as I had Kari, legs apart, cuffs linked to the floor bolts, bent over, arms behind her back & being held in place by the chain from the ceiling. "Okay, ladies. First lesson, enemas. You should already know this; but it's a good place to start." Each station already had a 3 quart bag, each bag with a different nozzle. I stuffed a 5"x 2" brown rubbery dildo-like nozzle into her bum & let the water flow. "Uuurgghh..." "That's right. I'll be back to check on you. Ab-by... for you..." I had a long, 2" wide hard plastic probe nozzle designed for higher water injection. Water... "Mmmm...." "Good girl. Karr-rii...your turn...." WHACK. "You already know the retention prong, so for you, I've got a double-balloon nozzle." SCHUMP. One bulb up her chute, the other blocking her cheeks... water.... "mmmm...." "Uh, oh, Kari!" And with no further warning, I rotated the frame so her head was down.... "!!!!!!!!!!!" "Enjoy! Susan! All gone already! Okay...' I wrapped a prong belt around her... "Ready?" SCHUMP..SCHLOOOP! SNAP!... "!!!!!" "Very good. You didn't lose a drop." I'd gotten the nozzle out, followed with the prong up her golden bum, & snapped the final strap in place. "Abby...." Repeat same. "Very good, nurse slut. Kari..." I lowered her, detatched her from the frame & bound her arms behind her; & then detatched the nozzle from it's hose, the nozzle staying comfortably up Kari's elastic asshole. Then, each went off to the toilet in turn. A bit later... "Okay, now you get to try it out on me; but without water. Susan.... stick your nozzle up my ass, leave it in place for two minutes, then put a prong belt around me, pull the nozzle out, and get the prong in place before I 'lose control'. Ummmphhh.... wrapped... Schlup... fumble... sch "'Oops!' Try again, Susan. Faster, this time.... Oops! Again." SCHUMP! "Good! Take it off. Abby... Ummmphhh... OOOO! Good work, nurse! First try! Kari...." Schumpphhh... Pfft Pfft Pffft... "Hey, what..." PFFFFT! SPANKOOOOOO!!! BOTHPFFFTPFFFTPFFT...OOOOOOOHHHHHH.....YANK!... YANK!..... "OWW! HEY, Bitch. I didn't say you could do THAT." Kari'd stuffed first one ballon & inflated it, then spanked the other one inside, blown it up to size, & pulled them both out still inflated. "You pay for that." Then, she knew that already. Her eyes shone expectantly through the mask, looking forward to her punishment. She'd have to wait... that'll teach her. "All right. Next lesson... object removal." I sat down on a 4" wide plug... scrunched my cheeks.... and pulled it all the way inside as the base flaps bent to my bottom's demand. "Susan... would you demonstrate?" "Certainly. When manually removing a rectal foreign body such as this; you, first, of course, want to use rubber gloves. Lube your hand, vaseline or KY is a good choice of anal lubricant; and then lube the patient's sphincter. Gently insert your index finger first; and slowly begin to dilate the patient's rear entry. Then, insert the middle finger as well, followed by the ring finger, and then the pinkie... work the muscle carefully, so the sphincter expands comfortably, and then add your thumb... and...." SCHLOOOP!" "Oooohhh... Susan..." I breathed... "Slide in slowly, until the widest part of the fist passes in, and the outer ring will close itself around your wrist. Ascend gently until you feel the object... aha... one rectal plug... breathe, Bridge... and.... "SSCHHHLLUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!" "OOOOOOOOooooooooo....................." "Gently withdraw the object. If the patient wishes, reinsert your hand... allow them to relax around you... and allow them to slowly adapt to a lesser presence, and withdraw slowly, until they are comfortable with an empy anus." POP!" Under NO circumstances should you move your handball about too abruptly, as this is known to cause the patient an uncontrollable urge to orgasm & defecate." POP! "OOoohhhh! Handball me, Susan!" I called out. "OOOWOOOOO!!!!!!" SPLOOOOPPPPHHHHTT.... "OhoOOOOHHHHhhhh yeahhhhh......" "Ooohhhh.... nasty...." breathed Abby, as Susan pulled out of me, her glove covered with my shit... such nasty, shit loving asshole whores, especially Abby... "And dispose of the gloves, and scrub", Susan finished. "Okay, you two," I directed Abby and Kari, "practice on each other... Susan... your turn...." SCHLUPP! "oooOOOOhhh... Bridg.... fist me, baby...." We two twosomes got into handballing each other... about 20 minutes or so later.... "Next lesson... testing sphincter resiliency. Nothing to it. You each have one of these...." Four of their favorite purple rectal rattlers... "Put them on. Abby, you're with Susan. Kari... bend over!" Without further ado, we lost ourselves in each other's butts, enjoying a main course of one-on-one as we each took turns on each other, until each of us had taken, and been taken by, each of the other three. Then, we clustered into all combinations of threesomes & foursomes, rotating each other through every other mouth, pussy, and asshole, each one taking a turn receiving while the other three spent long stretches of unmarked time in each hole... escalating to one in the pussy and the other two up the subject ass... tag teaming each other until heaven only knew when... hours later.... spent, we flopped. ABBY "What day is it?" Susan asked. I turned on the TV. "By the look of things, I'd say around ten Saturday morning." "Saturday morning cartoons, huh?" Kari asked. "Toons & Saturday breakfast go together," I replied. Somehow, sometime earlier that morning, someone of the four of us had slipped out to McD's & returned with biscuit sandwiches & hash browns; there was coffee brewing in the kitchen. Bridgette was obviously as good a hostess as she was a dominatrix. After a couple of hours of relaxing after waking up... "Okay, bitches, next lesson!" We eyed each other & went back into the rumpus room. "Unsafe sex. What feels wonderful; but science somehow deems unsafe for the human rectum." Bridgette gave Susan a cucumber, me, a frozen corncob; to Kari, she gave a hair dryer, and for herself... produced a wooden baseball bat. "Can we switch?" I asked. B: "No. Susan. Fuck yourself with it." Susan glopped some KY on the cuke, got on all fours, and slid that long green veggie slowwwly up her behind... looked SOOOO pretty going up there... we watched, playing with ourselves as Susan strutted her stuff, frigging her derriere with that edible dick.... in a few minutes.... B: "Very good, Susan. Now, show us your gape." How nice it looked.... "Oooh, Susan," I breathed.... "Coming along nicely, Susan. You're learning A.F.B's very well." "As compared with A.N.B.'s?" she shot back at Bridgette. B: "And A.N.B.'s would be...?" S: "A man's dick..." B: "You mastered THOSE a long time ago. Give it." Susan pushed me gently down onto the floor, snuggled down on top of me with her face toward my butt, squirted KY into my crease, and OOOOOHHHHHhhhhh....THANK....YOU....SUUsannnn.... soooo niiice.... big and bumpy.... Susan frigged & filled my asshole good. SCHLUP.... it was gone.... "Thank you...." "Glad to oblige...." Susan took a turn on Kari.... how sweet that veggie-dong looked, as it worked over Kari's firm bum.... "Don't forget me, bitch; service your mistress..." And we saw Bridg's tight ass splayed open & wiggled like jello as Susan stuffed her full.... "Abby... sit on your corncob..." Gladly, I thought. Oooo... been waiting for this! GLOP... oooOOOOOHHHH...Colllddd... warming up.... B: "Ooohhhh... you like it like I like this cuke, don't you, Abby? Take it out & give it to Susan..." Susan trembled & sucked it into her bottom hungrily.... B: "Keep fucking me, Susan...." in a bit... "Kari... eat your veggies..." I pulled out of Susan & frigged Kari as hard as I could... "Switch!" I pulled out of Kari as Susan finally withdrew from Bridgette... I took her place... "Make me a corncob carrier, Abby...." Finally! I got my chance to get into Bridge's firm fanny... worked her over good... Kari took up her blow dryer... took the blower cap off.... covered the nozzle with two condoms.... squirted KY.... "OOOHHH!!!BIGHINMYASS!"... Susan was getting it good... I was next! I couldn't wait! B: "Abby... you want it, don't you? Little nurse bitch." "Ooohhhyeahhhh..." B: "Kari! Abby wants some!" SCHLUP! "Ooowoohhhh...." Susan was feeling emmmptyyyy.... "OOOOHOOOHHH!!!FILLME UP, KARI!" B: "Don't stop fucking me, Abby!" How... can I ... concentrate.... on fucking her.... with this....ecstatic blower.... ohhhyeeahhhhh.... wide upmy....butt..... I tried my best... SCHLUP! Kari slid it out of me and sat on it herself, pinning it on the carpet as she rocked back & forth with the dryer's nose up her bottom... she was starting to get off when... "Abby... let Kari have a turn..." My hands were tired.... we watched.... Bridg's tight asshole was getting sloppy.... finally, she let Kari stop, showed us her gape, & made me and Kari do likewise, as she readied... B: "My turn!" OHHH... SHIT! Bridg set the bat upright on it's handle, rubbered it, KY'ed it, and sat down on it.... WOOOWWW.... The bole went deep... close to a foot! Man, she's really trained HER asshole! She wiggled & walked around with it hanging out of her rear end... KLUNK.... she shat it out... "OOOOOHHHWOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!" Susan wailed as she got dilated WIDE... "oooOOOHHH!!! OHMIGODDD!!! UUHHHMMMPPHHHH.... SOOOOO GOOOODDD....." Susan got seriously batfucked... I'M NEXT! OHBOY OHHHSHIIIITTT!!!!!!!!!!! I lay down on my stomach & Bridg commanded "Spread 'em!" A nasty guitar twanged down it's scale in my head as Bridgette sank that glorious bat up my bottom.... "ooOOOHHHYEAHHH!!!! SOOGOODD... Fuckmemisstress fuck me... awww... put it back, Please! "Oh-OHHH!!" A howl from Kari as her butt was invaded.... On & on it went... finally... "Nicely done, ladies..." WHAMN! Lights out... SUSAN We came around to find ourselves in predicaments, once again. Each of us was restrained,like the night before. We were cuffed & linked in place; this time, Kari was in the anal swing, hanging on her back, arms & legs over her head, with her butt & back dangling down... we were all masked... masks with ballgags wrapped in place... eyes uncovered... cordless earphones on our heads, bound over our ears under the masks... "Okay, ladies; now for an all-you-can-eat dessert!" I heard in my headphones... "First, more sphincter resiliency training, in combination with an anal endurance test..." I felt a greasy, meaty head at my buttocks... touching my dirtyhole... waiting to intrude... smooth... about 3" wide... lots of vaseline... it moved!... dug firmly into my sphincter... grease guiding it with ease... open up, Susan... schooompp.... I grabbed on with my muscle... a little over 9" long... super smooth... firm... no balls... hey, where'd it... GOOO.... oHHHyeahhh... ohhhhyeahhhh... Bridg's pooper piston pounded a wonderfully proud prick ecstatically up my tailpipe relentlessly... went on... forever... time... how much?... stopped... really good... could enjoy a reaming like that... forever... in DELICOUS comfort without busting a nut... the right way to really enjoy up the butt... not TOO big, greasy... ramming & reaming JUST right... taking you up the scale from C to G sharp, but not throught the entire octave... arousing songs... intermixed with pornvid sound bytes... playing at just the right volume in my ears... what's... THIIISS.... THAT... BATT.... STAYING PUT.... trying to grunt & ride... just hang onto it, Susan... Bridg, don't you DARE take this out.... KARI OHHHmmigodd.... Impaled on that bat again... so BIG in my ass... How long has it been up there? Hey... Where's it going? I'm being let down... "Kari... come with me..." Bridg's voice in my earphones... "For you, Kari... your object lesson to the other two for being the biggest bitch, not to mention misbehaving last night." Finally! Now, I'm gonna get it GOOD. "You'll love this more than they ever could..." She opened the flaps of the mask that covered my eyes... HOly... Abby & Susan were now being reamed by BIG 15" x 6" boles, made of hard plastic latex, & those rods were smoothly bumpy, much like a dildo I'd seen in a european video. The mega dicks were completely covered in vaseline, and I could see their splayed open buns had filled with the wonderfully nasty grease. The two were squirming & acting like they were fighting it as the boles pumped firmly in & out of their increasingly sloppy ass chasms, packing their fudge handily... the torturous ecstasy evident on their faces (what could be seen of them). What's this... while I've been standing upright, still bound hand & foot, I hadn't noticed... a harness wrapped around me from my groin to my shoulders... a steel hook was being attached to a d-ring on the harness where it ran between my shoulder blades... it's lifting me on tiptoe! Having to scrunch up my bottom while I'm standing like this... ooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD! A BIG DICK LIKE THEIRS! RISING UP UNDER ME... Finding my Butthole... It's DILATING me... HOLY COW! OOOOOOOO!!!! OOH OOOH OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHMIGODIGOTTASHIT, THIS THINGS BEING PULLED UP INTO MY ASS! OOOOOHHH!!!! BASE... my buns... OHMIGOD!! I'M BEING LIFTED UP! UP BY MY ASS! OOOHHHH SO GOOOD! SO... FULLL... OOHHHITSIMPALINGME SHIFT MY WEIGHT, PLEASE! THERE.... better... dildo crane in my butt's dropping down as I'm being lifted by the hook... OOOWOOOOO!!!! IT'S RISING UP AND FUCKING ME! FUCKING ME LIKE A PISTON FROM ABOVE! FUCKING ME... SO GOOD, SO GOOD... OHHHHHHHHHHH I've NEVER been fucked like THIS before... OOOOHHHHHHHHHH.... UUUMMMPPPHHH... I LOVE IT! Hey... where'd it go... WHOOOOAAAAA!!!!! I tried to kick my legs... BIG... what'd they call THIS one... 7" wide... curved head... the Dick Meatus! BIIIG head... staying in me... UMMmm..... feels SOO good... getting used to it... ..... ..... been up me a while now.... how long is this going to stay in place, anyway... hanging here with a dildo hook up my ass, barely balanced... just enough of my weight not on it... feels like it's holding me up, though... hey, where'd... it's gone! PUT IT BACK, Bridg, you bitch! I was enjoying that! What the... what's this... half as wide... meaty... have I... met this one before... oh oh,... a rambone! HEY! NO! NOT UP HERE! NOT LIKE THIS! OOOOOOHHHHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!! Greasier than an Elvis hairstyle, that bong ran up my anal tube through a tunnel of vaseline... curved my 's' easily... WOW... it went easier than when I'm bent over for it! BUMp.... the balls in my butt... balls are UP my butt... all the way to the very base... what's this... hooks... attached to my leg cuffs... my lower half being lifted up.... easy... bole's moving up with me... the hook this thing's on must be hinged or something... it's going with me, not pulling me up... just enough to feel like it; but not like it's pulling on my insides... good thing... hanging horizontally in mid-air... don't leave my weight on this monster for long... it's pulling out... my legs spreading... far as they can... as it withdraws... OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT STROKED BACK IN! WOW! GOD SHE'S GOOD! This should seem dangerous; but it feels great! And she wouldn't be doing it if it WASN'T safe... WOOOOOOO!!! AGAIN!!!! My legs slamming shut again as it drives up my derriere... OOOOWOOOO!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT A FUCKINTHEASS!! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA EXPLODE!!!! GONNA COMMMMMMMMME! COMMMINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Coming! Going! Peeing! Squirting! Gushing cum!... feel my nasty grease & shit dropping off my ass... hope...no one's... under me... ABBY When the huge bole was pulled out of me, Susan and I were finally turned loose. Ohhhhh my gaping bottom... need... more... "OHMIGOD!" ?? "HOLY COW, SUSAN!", I cried out. "Look at her!" Kari... dangling on a dildo hook up her butt! The same type of dildo we were just reamed with! B: "Like what you see?" "Is that hurting her?" Susan asked. "No... I wouldn't do anything to injure you girls inside... and, BELIEVE me, it's the most INCREDIBLE thing you've ever felt!" "I GOTTA TRY!" I howled. S: "I don't think I can. Maybe another..." B: "Uh-uh, Susan. I make the rules. I'll respect your safe zones, all you have to do is say the word. But you have to try. I'm ALWAYS careful. You have to trust me. Look above you." Susan went 'EEP!' Over the two of us, two more dildo cranes... rambones locked onto the bases! "Is that what she's..." "Not yet. She's on the same thing you were. Watch." Using a rigger's remote control, Bridgette lowered the dildo on a crane that was up Kari's behind. It was dripping lube & shit as it fell away from her. Kari's bottom was gaping as big as mine felt! Bridgette then removed it, attached a Dick Meatus in it's place, already completely covered in vaseline & KY. Bridg ran it up... Kari squirmed... parted her legs as best she could... & hung on & rode it in mid-air, clearly enjoying the orgasmic invasion in extreme. She let Kari be, and wrapped us in identical parachute harnesses, lowered hooks... metal ones which grabbed on to d-rings at our shoulder blades... chains to our ankle cuffs.... she took the rambones off our dildo cranes... put a 15" x 6" super smooth bole on Susan's... greased... I stood & watched as Susan "OhhhhhmiiiiGAAAWWWWWDDDD!!!!!!! OOOHHHSOOGOOOD YOU'RE MAKING ME COMMME ALLLLREAAADYYYY!!!!!!!!!!" she howled out as the super-duper pooper pumper was lifted gently but firmly up her hiney... Her feet two feet off the floor, Susan dangled on the steel hook, holding the delicious tree trunk up her tush; but not being held up by it. As I waited, Bridgette lowered Kari's Dick Meatus... put a big black rambone on in it's place... greased & KYed it heavily... lifted it up... into Kari... it slithered so amazingly easily into her like a huge shit snake... then, her legs were lifted up... I watched in stupefaction as Kari went horizontal... & the bole began swinging...in...out... in... like a slow pendelum... her legs opening with each pull, closing again with each thrust up her tailpipe... Kari, how are you doing this... OH WOW!!! "You, too, Abby!" Huh? Meat... plowing UUUUHHHUUUUPPPP!!!! OHMIGOD! SHE DIDN'T CHANGE MINE! OOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA FOLLOW KARI TO THE MOON, ABBY! OOOHHHHHHHMYYSHIIIITCHUUUUTTTE...... I felt so delirious.... like nothing... I've ever felt.... the amazing, easy penetration of my poopchute.... it rode up & down, slid in & out with unbelieveable ease! It felt SOOOO right! My clit was popping... I had to come... letting go my water.... atomic....ohio... coming....onnnnnnn...... whooaa.......... vapor..........rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnngggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggggg................................................. .............................. SUSAN Finally, Bridgette let me down, after an eternity of dangling with that wonderful bong inserted SOOO comfortably up my dumper, lifted to as high as it could go without it starting to pull me up. That butt hooking dildo was SOOO good.... don't know if I'll dare go where... THEY'RE... going... I stared, dumbfounded, as Kari & Abby continued to hang by the hooks at their shoulders & chains at their ankles, with their massive rambones pistoning slowly but determinedly up their anal tracts forever on end, so it seemed to them. "Don't worry, Susan... like I said, I respect people's limits. "I don't know if I can do what they're doing." "Maybe someday. We won't take you higher than what you just did until you're ready. Hope you're going to want more of this gem, though!", she said, lightly tapping the shit covered trunk that had just occupied my fundamental orifice. "Maybe some other time." "There will be other times." "I think I could handle that." "Now, how about a nice, ground level rambone bore?" "THAT... I'd adore!" She released me from the harness; but left me bound hand & foot. She guided me to a king size bed in the corner of the room, and laid me face down on it, toes hanging just off the foot of the bed. I craned my head to watch the continuing delicious torment of the other two. Bridg greased my crease up HEAVILY... here it... COMMMESS..... MY FAVORITE RECTAL ROCKET! UP... MY... BUTT!!!!! SHOOT ME INTO... OUTER.... SPAAACCCE................... I came down from my orgasmic high after what Bridg later told me was three hours. How HAD I gone THAT long! I didn't think it was possible for anyone! But, as Bridg confirmed, with PLENTY lube.... God knows, she sure uses enough.... when we're done fucking, I always feel like I'm shitting gobs of vaseline for a couple of days. So, anyway, there I was, lying on the bed... still tied up... OHHHHMIGODD!!! HOW'D she DONE THAT! Kari was lying to my left, wide awake. a huge bliss-ridden smile on her face, and a two liter bottle of soda, unopened, almost half it's length up her ass! Wide end UP! Abby was on my other side, with an unopened wine bottle completely inserted up her pooper! Only the neck was protruding! And me... my rambone's STILL up my ass... the balls nestled snugly between my buttocks. Bridgette appeared. "How you doing, ladies? Feeling good? Good. You're going to love me & HATE me in a moment. It seems... you three got carried away & are now impaled comfortably on AFBs that reqiure the assistance of another doctor to remove. I've called Drs. Carter & Kovach; they'll drive you to County & help remove them. You may NOT help each other. John will help you, Susan; Abby, Lucha will help you. Kari.... I'm sorry... Dr. Romano will be extricating yours!" She broke off in peals of laughter. "ohOOOOHHHHH, YOU BITCH!" Kari howled, only half seriously. "That's right, baby; I'm a bitch. And you, honey, are mine." "oOOOOHHHH... I'll get you for this...." Kari had that look in her eye. "Count us in, too," I said. "Wonderful!" Bridg replied. "Practice, and I'll let you all get even. One of these days. Oop! They're here!" Bridgette left, & returned momentarily with John & Lucha. Lucha had the biggest shit-eating evil grin on his face. I couldn't even look at John. B: "Oh, one more thing. For you... you... you... you... and you," she said as she gave CDs to each of us. "Oh, and John; be a dear and give this one to Dr. Romano for me, won't you?" As the boys led us out; Kari remarked, "We're never going to live this down, are we?" C: "Nope." "John!" I rebuked. "Et tu, Dr. Snake in the Butt?" he replied. "Says he who wouldn't do Abby OR me there!" C: "We'll work on it." I responded by wrapping myself around him. "Easy, tiger! First things first!" They had a van with them. Abby & Kari laid down on the bench seats, I preferred to sit. When we got out after getting back to, where else, our own ER, I hid my face in my coat. "This is gonna be SOOO Hu-MILiating!!!" "And you'll love EVERY minute of it!" The rest of them chimed in. "That's what makes it so humiliating!!" Of course, EVERYONE had to help, not to mention take embarassing pictures. (Before & After! In Color!) Thank heaven for Don't Ask, Don't Tell. They'd forget about it soon enough. I think Kari enjoyed watching our predicaments, watching us as we had our dildos removed. (At least, mine was a real one!) "OOOHHHOHHHH!!" There went Kari's. K: "Never so big ever again!" R: "Glad to be of assistance, Kari. Glad you're still our... BIGGEST... battleaxe!" K: "Fuck you, Robert!" R: You wouldn't want to. I'm not THAT big!" "You'll pay for that!" "Same old Kari. You'll never change. Butt, we wouldn't have you any other way!" "Awwrrgghh!!! That's TWO, Robert!" They were still bickering like old friends when "OoOOOOHHH!!!" POP! There went Abby's. A: "Lucha, want a drink? Homemade Italian Red!" L: "You.... are...imPOSSible!" SPANK! A: "OOOH!! You've never done that before!" "Ready, Susan?" Huh? "Can't you leave it up there, John? Hey, I didn't say that! OOO WOOOOO!!! You're good." "Not THAT good!" he replied. "You can try when you want," I told him. "We'll see... you looked like you were having more fun in Irrigology!" "You bum! Mmmpphhh...." I trailed off as he bent down & kissed me... Maybe I'll hang on to this one....