Kay wondered into the coffee room which was abuzz with news of Rebecca by Karen Blayne

Oh by the way red tape first.

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Kay wondered into the coffee room which was abuzz with news of Rebecca’s promotion to AS-3. Her manager had been screwing her for more than a year now on the promise but had finally delivered much to the amazement of her co-workers. There were two other AS-3s both of whom were having a “relationship” with their managers. The rest of them were AS-2s. Melissa had been screwing her manager as well but he hadn’t come through yet. Kay didn’t really fit in to the crowd that well, the rest of them all had degrees and MBAs, she’d left school at 18 having decided that college or university was just way too expensive. She’d managed to get to AS-2 but resigned herself to remaining one for the rest of her days not having an MBA, blonde hair and a desire to sleep her way to the top, all of which seemed to be requirements. Besides which they were always full of tales of which boyfriend had taken them out to which fabulous restaurant and Kay didn’t like to admit that her romantic meals were at home with Victoria who hadn’t a penny to spare as she was going through university. One whiff of her sexual preferences and no way would she ever get promotion.

The idea of sleeping with one of those over weight middle aged guys just didn’t turn her on and even Mr. Fellows her boss, well he was young enough but even after three years it was still Miss Williams and Mr. Fellows which was just as she liked it. How Rebecca could do it all through her engagement and now in the first few weeks of married life she didn’t understand at all. She grabbed her coffee and wondered back to the office to carry on working on the project he’d given her to sort out. Actually thinking about it she had slept with him. They’d gone to a technical conference together. His application had been approved, complete with travel when he’d been asked to speak. As a result of which he got free admission to the conference and she’d taken over his paid for ticket. They’d driven to keep the costs under the travel budget and Kay had shared his room taking the second double bed. Meals had been tins she’d sneaked in her luggage, a loaf of bread each day with butter, the spare bread had been fed to the ducks in a nearby park plus the free lunch packs. She’d learnt quite a lot at the conference about the work he did and gradually he’d been delegating things to her to handle.

Back at the apartment she logged on to pay her bills now that her pay was in. The money didn’t look right. “Tori how would our bank balance have mysteriously increased by $3,000?” “Don’t ask, don’t tell, and it’s the Mall’s midnight sale tonight.” “Seriously.” Victoria looked at the computer and pointed out that Kay’s salary was larger than normal “Have you looked at your payslip?” Kay dug it out and the salary had gone up plus there was a number in the back pay box.

“Oh my God, you don’t think I’ve been promoted to AS-3 do you?” “That’s good isn’t it?” “It could be bad. You get an AS-03 for excellent blow jobs and screwing the boss on demand.” “Oh dear and let me guess you just don’t have a strong sexual urge for anything in pants?” Victoria grabbed a handful of her favourite flirty skirt she wore round the house and twirled it back and forth in a flirtatious manner.

“It’s not that so much as us, how Rebecca can be carrying on with her boss whilst getting married at the same time I’ve no idea. I mean what would her husband say if he found out?” “It’s probably his private fantasy.” “Really men have fantasies about such things? I’ve always thought them odd but never that odd.” “Well you’re always talked about us buying our own place one day so the extra money wouldn’t go to waste.” “But what would you feel about it knowing I was off giving some male a Blow Job?” “I’d survive I guess but I’d prefer it if you didn’t have to. Actually thinking about it are you even on first names with him yet?” “No, well then he might not be expecting it.” “But if he is and I don’t deliver?” “Could you just ask him?” Kay gave her a significant look as if to say don’t be so daft. Victoria rustled her skirt again and both the subject and skirt were dropped.

Next morning she rang the pay office “I’m sorry we didn’t manage to put it through earlier but with Jessica being on maternity leave we’ve only just put your AS-4 through but we did do the back pay.” “Thank you.” She put the phone down thoughtfully. If an AS-3 was expected to go all the way what on earth was an AS-4 expected to do, entertain clients overnight? She gathered herself together and approached her boss. “Would you like your Blow Job now or later?” He looked startled for a moment then a look of comprehension came over his face. “Just tell Rebecca nicely there’s no need.” She looked at him with a blank non-comprehending look. “I wasn’t talking about Rebecca but my AS-4 regrade.” “Oh did it come through as an AS-4 then well done.” She looked baffled so he took her arm and steered her down to a quiet conference room next to the elevators where they wouldn’t be overheard.

“I’d better explain hadn’t I?” She nodded. “Under the old system a manager was allowed to set the level of his staff, up to AS-3 level but unfortunately one manager, who has since moved on, hired one of the dancers from the local lap dance club at AS-3 level so to stop any further abuses, once it was discovered, positions now are rated by a point scheme. So to get someone regraded you need to identify what they do and give satisfactory examples of their work. Rebecca’s boss came to me in a panic when his recommendation for an AS-3 for Rebecca was rejected because he hadn’t done the paperwork correctly. Since I felt sorry for him I explained the new system, how you made a general submission then HR determined the level according to the number of points accredited. I showed him how many points each responsibility was worth and filled the forms in using your work as an example and gave him a copy. I mean Rebecca must have some sort of brain to have obtained an MBA.” He looked at Kay’s expression. “You mean she slept her way through university with the professors?” Kay just nodded.

“Well having taken the trouble to fill the forms in I thought I might as well send them along to HR. Obviously they were feeling generous but don’t forget we tend to trouble shoot problems so you’ve actually had quite a wide range of experience and well deserve your AS-4. Now to the other matter I don’t think Blow Jobs etc. belong in the office and knowing how many people I suspect Rebecca has slept with I’d be a bit doubtful about accepting one from her anyway. I think the best thing to do is to stay quiet about the whole thing or knowing Rebecca she’ll start bitching about only getting an AS-3.” “But won’t it show up on the org charts?” “Well when was the last time anyone other than HR paid any attention to them?” Kay accepted this doubtfully and they returned to the office.

That evening she talked it over with Victoria, explaining she was worried about what was expected of her and what she felt comfortable with. “So tell me exactly what he said again.” “I don’t think Blow Jobs etc. belong in the office” “So it sounds like he wouldn’t be averse to one then out of the office setting? I mean to say if someone does look at the org chart and get suspicious and ask you if you’ve slept with him if you had you could at least go that delightful shade of pink you go sometimes, you don’t have to admit anything and it would stop any gossip if anyone from the office saw us together.” “But what about us?” “Why not, I’m game if you are.” Kay looked at Victoria carefully. “You mean both of us together?” “Well if an AS-3 is worth a one girl blow job then I’m certain an AS-4 is worth a two girl blow job. I mean to say from what you’ve told me he sounds nice and easy to get on with so why not lock him in.” “You mean give him what no one girl could? But do you know how to?” “No but it can’t be that difficult can it, I mean the football team always swore Millicent’s blow jobs were best and she wasn’t the brightest pebble on the beach so let’s Google blow job and see what it says?” “I can’t believe we’re having this conversation.” “You find out where he lives and I’ll bake a cake, one of those rich fruit cakes that we use when we need to get a shelf put up or something.”

The next evening after taking great care over their appearance the two very nervous girls rang the bell. “What if he’s married or something?” “What if he isn’t? But that’s what the cake is for silly, if he is then we drop the cake off and run.” “And if he isn’t then we drop something else.” “Got it in one or should I say two?”

The door opened “Victoria baked a cake to celebrate my AS-4 so we wondered if you’d like a bit?” “And no it’s not a sponge cake.” Added Victoria. “The thought never even crossed my mind. Come in and I’ll see if I can dig out a suitable knife, some plates and cake forks. Coffee whilst I’m in the kitchen?” Victoria looked round the apartment, checking for dust. If there was a wife or girl friend she was must be allergic to dusting and keeping things tidy. Inwardly she grinned before taking off her jacket revealing her silk blouse underneath and draping her jacket over a nearby chair. Kay took one chair and Mr. Fellows took the other whilst Victoria cut thick slices of the Dundee fruit cake. She served Kay first then carried two plates over to Mr. Fellows and curled up in his lap. “I’ve decided to feed you personally. Well as long as it won’t get you in to any trouble with your better half?” “Better half?” “Significant other as in Kay is my better half.” He looked puzzled so Victoria left his lap and gave Kay a long deep French kiss before returning. He looked beautifully embarrassed. “No I don’t think I have a better half as you put it.” “Well we’d better make up for lost time then hadn’t we?” She bit a corner of the fruit cake off containing a bright red cherry and holding it between her lips she pushed it between his.

“I’m not certain I quite understand?” “Well what do you think would happen if everyone at work knew about Kay’s sexual preferences?” “She’d be finished.” “So if news of her AS-4 happened to sneak out and someone asked her directly if she’d had sex with you they’d watch her body language like a hawk. If she had they’d expect her to go slightly pink and say no.” “So?” “Stop any rumours about her sexuality won’t it?” She fed him another bite of fruit cake. “But where do you come in?” “Well we talked it over and decided that rather than risk our relationship we’d do it together. So you get two for the price of one.” “I doubt I could keep you both satisfied.” “No problem I know Kay’s body terribly well, so I can get her all hot and bothered then all you have to do is slip your Mr. Big in. Then Kay can do the same for me.” Victoria slipped off his lap then kneeling on the floor she undid his belt and unzipped him. “Oh by the way I’ve never done this before and neither has Kay so you’d better tell us if we don’t do it quite right. I get the impression it’s not about blowing at all but rather licking, kissing and sucking?” She looked up at him then lowered her head. After a minute or two she eased his slacks down and turned back to Kay. “I think it’s grown long enough now for two tongues.”

Kay looked at her boss as he was turning pink, “I think we’d better stop now and take him to the bedroom or he’ll never last long enough to satisfy us both. Where is it by the way? I hope you have a double bed at least if not a king size.” Victoria asked “Am I supposed to continue calling you Mr. Fellows by the way?” “Dave will do fine and the bedroom is through the door on the right.” “Kay’s a bit nervous and flustered at the moment so I’ll have to relax her first. It will take me at least twenty minutes to get Kay properly hot and bothered do you want to read a book until I call you or watch for pointers on where all her most sensitive bits are?” “I must confess I’m more than curious to watch.” “Ok but no masturbating whilst you watch we want you to be able to stay erect long enough to give us both an orgasm.” Judging by his fumbling experience with his girl friend at college Dave wasn’t very certain he’d last long enough to give either girl an orgasm or even if he’d recognise one.

He sat in the armchair in the bedroom and watched the two girls undress each other and start to make love. From time to time Victoria would make a comment such that Kay’s toes were really sensitive if you nibbled them followed by a demonstration. To his eyes Victoria seemed to take an enormous amount of time just stroking and petting Kay before moving on to more intimate places.

Finally when Kay was beautifully flushed and back arched Victoria stepped back and indicated that Kay was now sufficiently receptive so he should plunge in without delay. Dave plunged in as Victoria pinched Kay’s nipples hard, as Kay spasmed beneath him Dave wasn’t sure if it was Victoria pinching her nipples or his own penetration that was causing it, whatever it was it was very very comfortable.

Victoria tapped him on the shoulder. “Don’t go having a release, it’s my turn now.” Disgruntled he rolled off Kay onto his back and waited for Victoria to get herself warmed up for him by using a vibrator on herself. “So what’s it like to have a live thingy instead of a vibrator or dildo then?” “Sort of nice, slightly soft like a silicone or jelly vibrator but hard at the same time.” Dave cringed at the thought of being thought soft. “That’s comparing him to one of the harder plastic vibrators but it doesn’t vibrate or wiggle inside the same.” Victoria lent across and gave Dave’s Mr. Big a reassuring slurp before lowering herself on top of him guiding him in with her fingers. “Definitely sort of different.” Provoked Dave growled masterfully and thrust his hips hard to penetrate her deeper, before rolling her over and manfully letting lust take its course as he nibbled her neck, breasts and any other part of her he could reach. Kay meanwhile had picked up a special long thin vibrator and after smearing it with lubricant thrust it where Dave had never had a vibrator thrust before.

Victoria felt Dave release his sperm inside her, she’d never even given it a moment’s consideration, vibrators tended not to do that sort of thing. It was an OhMyGod moment and the thought of what he was doing was enough to take her over the top.

Afterwards the three lay exhausted in bed together arms around each other. “You know I wasn’t certain what to expect but on the whole I like your boss.” Murmured Victoria “Thank you, I think.” Murmured Dave, who had a head resting on each shoulder, Victoria wriggled away and dug in her back pack. “You know it would be really cool if we just moved in with you. Mother would be shocked but she’d enjoy being shocked by the fact I’d moved in with a guy if you know what I mean, Kay’s parents would be too, and with the rent we’ve save we could save up a deposit on a new home.”

“I’m not sure that would be a good...” Dave’s voice trailed off as his jaw dropped. Victoria was wearing the sort of transparent black baby doll night-dress that left very little to the imagination. “Do you like it? The sales woman said it was ideal for a honeymoon. Now let’s just get a little more blood in Mr. Big and see how persuasive we can be.”