...Cause he had a Halloweenie!
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As the sun slowly sets in the west...
A lone rache says, "Cheese!"
Hi. I thought I'd blog a little.
I've been doing spring cleaning on my website, messing with the index pages mostly, as you may have noticed. Boring! I put up some new stories and I added some that are in progress, mostly T.S.Severe stuff (she's such a slacker!)
What else?
I have a gift for taking pictures of unhappy little girls.
I got invited to join a band! Hey! Not really, it's just for one night, kind of a reunion thing since I'm feeling pretty good and my friends missed me. Yeah. I actually have friends and these ones in particular were in a band at college, with me, except we never really played anywhere. It was like a "Let Off Steam for Free Beer" band because we all suck, and we called ourselves "Broken Window" which is where I got that from and I use it all the time for different things, like planets, for example.
This is a real magazine, if there really is such a thing.
Anyway, I'm pretty okay playing guitar and my old friends are playing Halloween night and they said, "Hey, you wanna come play with us?" and I was like, "Play what?" you know, cause we played a lot of stuff back in the day and I'm way too small for dodgeball now! But everyone knows chick guitar players are automatically hot, and I wanna be hot too, so I have to do it. Maybe I'll get laid by our groupie, that would be extreme.
So, I have to learn a bunch of songs, like relearn most of them, and I just have to play a rhythm guitar and sing some backup and look anorexic. So, that's cool anyway, right? Mostly it's stuff like Eve6 and some Clash, some Greenday, stuff like that. It's all guitar and drums, basically. No piano allowed. We're going to open with a cover of Zwitter by Rammstein, which is an awesome song with three guitars turned all the way up, and, what else? Oh! I'm going to sing "Close My Eyes Forever" just because we used to play it a lot, and I want to freak some people out. I do a pretty good Lita Ford, believe me. I just hope Robbie can still do Ozzy. He got married and had a kid, so he has this Ugly Kid Joe Cat's in the Cradle voice now. We're all like, "What the fuck, man?!"
I'm tempted to change the entire background orange...wouldn't that be fummy?
It's fucking Halloween! We gotta do some Ozzy! I wanna bite the head off a chocolate bat or something. It took a long time, but I've finally forgiven the guy for "The Osbournes" although I don't think I can ever make peace with his fucking kids. Talk about a waste of sperm!
So, if you're in Seattle on Halloween and you see some chick looking like Show White the Crack Whore, and she's singing "If I close my eyes forever, will it all remain the same?" that will be me and the Broken Window reunion concert. If I wasn't really good at what I do, I'd probably be a big rock star.
Blah...That was boring, too. Dum-de-dum-dum
This is not a waste of sperm (in case you were wondering)
Oh! For you SOL people I'm going to post my VBE story in my God of Porn blog. It's going to be exceptionally strange because I'm not going to tell anyone what it is, why it's there, or what it means. I'm just going to do it. I'll have three people who get it (just like on ASSTR) and 1,000 people wondering, "What's this crap?"
What's going to make it extremely weird is the utter lack of graphics, since SOL's blog doesn't really support anything but text and VBE is a graphic novel. I'm looking forward to it though. I've never actually been able to look at the whole thing, you know? It's spread out and hidden in places and...It'll be fun tracking VBE down. There's stuff on my website I totally don't remember putting there. I don't even remember writing it! I read the "Employment" page last night, which is where I got the idea from, and I thought, "Jeeze. This is kinda good. Why didn't I think of that?" except I did, but I don't remember.
The Jihad continues!
Also, I read "Motherfucker" and did a little editing for grammar, but more importantly, I read it, and I hate the epilogue. So I've decided to write another part, "Son of Motherfucker" and find a real ending. Those Motherfucker stories are pretty good. Surprised me. I have absolutely no memory of writing it, so I sorta wonder what else I might have forgotten, you know?
That's it!
I'm thinking about becoming a Korean next time.
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See my old boring page here if you missed it before
