Hello, and welcome to my directory. All of these stories are semitrue -- read:
fiction based on lies (grin).

If you have a web browser, click on the 'index.html' page. Otherwise, be 
warned that all of the docs in this directory have been _minimally_
marked up. You should still be able to read them once you get past the
tags.

Sorry for the inconvenience. Enjoy. 

Senor Rojo (senor_rojo@bigfoot.com)