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A Flight to Remember One day Jimmy Blankenship was on an airplane with Ronnie Ogman. The plane was a new experimental plane, and Ronnie Ogman was the pilot. This was the first test. Julie Velk, the beautiful and world famous movie actress and singer, was also on the plane because she was Ronnie Ogman's girlfriend, even though Jimmy Blankenship had loved her since the fourth grade at Eisenhower Grade School, and even though secretly Julie loved Jimmy Blankenship--she just didn't know it yet. The plane went up. "You're going to get us killed," Julie Velk screamed in fright, but Ronnie Ogman just ignored her. "I know what I'm doing," he said. "This plane has a special engine. I designed and built it myself. I'm going to set the record." The plane was going practically straight up. Then bang! the engine failed. Ronnie Ogman had made a bad mistake. Julie Velk screamed again and again while the plane plummeted straight down. The swoop was so hard and fast that her beautiful breasts nearly came uncovered, but they didn't, they were almost bare but not quite, and they were still beautiful. "I can't do it," Ronnie Ogman said. "We're going to crash. We're all going to die! There's no more fuel." His fingers gripped the steering wheel, frozen in fear. Julie was still screaming and the ground was coming up fast and her dress had lifted up so you could see her underpants and how beautiful she was there. Thinking fast, Jimmy Blankenship did some special things to the engine so that it could burn his lucky pennies as fuel, and then he plopped his lucky pennies into the fuel tank. Now the plane could work again. But it wouldn't work because Ronnie Ogman was blocking the controls. He was in the pilot's seat, but he was dead, died of fright. "What do we do?" Julie asked. "I have some tricks," Jimmy Blankenship said calmly. He worked his way into the control panel. Wires were going every which way, but Jimmy knew which ones to cut. "I can steer now from down here," he told Julie, "but you're going to have to tell me which way to go." Jimmy steered the plane according to Julie's directions, and they made a perfect landing in Castro International Airport in Cuba. "Isn't this exciting?" Julie said. "We're not out of the woods yet," Jimmy warned her. This was the truth because Castro and his men came on board to arrest them. But Jimmy explained what had happened, and Castro was impressed. "You and the girl can go," Castro told Jimmy, "but we're keeping the plane." "Is there anything I can do to change your mind?" Jimmy asked Castro. "Not unless you know how to play golf," Castro told him. "We're having a tournament today with all the big name golf stars from every country in the world, and I really want Cuba to win, but we don't have any good golfers here." "I'll play for you," Jimmy said. The first hole was over four hundred yards long with heavy woods left and right, and a dangerous piranha infested river right in front of the green. Not even Tiger Woods had been able to make it to the green in one shot. Jimmy blasted the ball. It shot into space and came down softly on the green. The crowd couldn't stop cheering. Tiger Woods and the other big name golf pros were in awe. "You are the champion," they said. "We're not playing another stroke." Julie hugged him. Jimmy smiled modestly. "Now we'd better get home," he told Julie. They boarded the plane. Luckily Castro's men had pulled Ronnie Ogman out and buried him in an unmarked grave. "I love you," Julie told Jimmy once they were in the air. "I wish I could have babies with you." "Why can't you?" Jimmy asked her. "I can't relax enough. I get all tensed up whenever I want to make love with someone, and nothing works." "Let's try it now," Jimmy said. "Okay," said Julie. Nervously she took off all her clothes. Jimmy saw that she was frightened. Her nervousness made her even more beautiful. "I have an idea," he said. He put the plane into a steep dive, just like before. Julie started screaming and clasped her arms around him and clasped her whole body around him. She was still screaming, but now they were making love, and her screams were ones of pleasure. She screamed and screamed. Jimmy pulled the plane out just in time. Then they soared above the clouds, making love all the way home. It was a flight to remember. |