The New Apartment

Although they weren't scheduled to move in for another week, Mason and Jenny couldn't resist a visit to their new apartment. It was completely unfurnished—not even carpets or curtains. That didn't stop Mason from wanting to properly christen the place. "No way is our first fuck going to be on the floor," Jenny told him in no uncertain terms. So Mason rushed out to buy a chair.

After she'd sucked him to orgasm, Jenny sat back in the chair. "So good," she said, smiling up at Mason. "God I love your cum."

"Me too," Mason said.

Jenny sighed. "I didn't let any spill on our new floor, did I?"

"No," Mason said. "I think you got it all. But it wouldn't matter anyway. These floors are coated with polyurethane."

"Poly what?" Jenny asked.

"Urethane."

Jenny giggled. "Is that sort of like pee?"

"Very funny," Mason said.

"Anyway, I do have to pee," Jenny said. "Really bad."

"Me too," Mason said. "Hey, wanna test out the floor? Make sure the seal really works?"

"You're kidding, right?"

"No, seriously. We could have a contest."

"Looks like I'm the winner," Mason declared.

"No way!" Jenny objected.

"What do you mean? Look! I'm way out there."

"Yeah," Jenny allowed, "but you're all over the place. Mine is this neat little lake. Practically a perfect circle."

"True," Mason said, hugging Jenny from behind. "Okay, what do you want as your prize?"

"Well," Jenny drawled, "the floor is polyurethane..."

"Right..."

"So after you've mopped up the mess with your underwear, maybe a floor fuck wouldn't be so bad... as long as you're the floor."