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Jeff took Jenny's advice and bought Steffi a little black dress.
Very nice, Steffi said, modeling it for him. “Only one problem?”
“What’s that?” Jeff wanted to know.
“See what happens when I sit down?”
“Yes I do,” Jeff said. “Very nice.”
“Oh, you!” Steffi said.
“Luckily,” Jeff said, “I took the precaution of getting a back-up. A larger size.”
Jeff watched eagerly as Steffi tried it on.
“What do you think?” Steffi asked.
“Mmmm,” Jeff said. “But we still have two problems.
“Oh?”
“Yeah. What to do about the wet spot on the chair and the wet spot in my pants.”
story by Mat Twassel |
