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This story contains catfight, F/F, M/F, oral, F/F/M, snowball, M/F/F/M, M/M/F, anal, dp, facial, and solo. If you don't swing that way, stop reading. This is a PARODY, PARODY, PARODY; I don't own any of the characters, just "borrowing" them for the sake of the story. I AM USING WITHOUT PERMISSION OF SQUARESOFT, either of North AmericaEurope, or Japan, or another subsidiaries I am currently not aware of. So don't sue me. Please, I only have a computer and one of those toy dogs that bounce their heads up and down, it isn't worth it. 

Yep, back in the flesh! SRB is doing it again. You know, with all that giant splurge of fics on the GA recently, and the manual I’ve been doing(As well as quite a few other side projects) I’ve been in the busier side of life. But I figured I should get back to the basics, and focus on the writings and ramblings that seem to make you all so happy. So this is it, the end of the fic, if you thought we were talking ‘bout sex then you ain’t seen nothing yet. Well ok you’ve seen a lot, but look at that list of story codes! Just look at it!

Tidings of Comfort and Joy

Chapter 4, Quadruple Technique

* indicates thought

“Hey Crono!” Marle shouted happily, waving enthusiastically as the mute hero flew the Epoch back. Lucca, now with a change of clothes after her and Crono’s fun, sighed and rolled her eyes as they landed. 

Marle was to her beau in a second, planting a big kiss on him.

“Crono, mind giving me a hand with these parts?” Lucca said rudely, in the middle of her kiss.

Looking into Marle’s eyes for permission, she nodded slightly. With a shrug he grabbed the heaviest box, lifting it high over his head. Lucca grabbed for a smaller box and led Crono in to where Robo was lying.

Lucca, Crono, welcome back!”

“Thanks” Lucca said, Crono nodded in acknowledgement. “I should have you up and running in a jiffy” she said.

After a few more trips, all of the containers were unloaded. “Alright” Lucca said “I guess it’s time for me to get to work”

“Alright Robo, I’m going to have to turn you off for a little bit while I install these new pieces. She turned around to talk to Crono, but he was already outside.

“So Crono, how was your trip?” Marle asked, innocently enough.

Crono shrugged, hoping that the prospect of a boring trip would allow him to evade her line of questioning.

“Yeah, mine wasn’t much more interesting” she said, covering up her own indiscretion. “So what was up with Lucca today? She was like, completely harping”

Crono scratched his head, feeling a bead of nervous sweat drip down his head. ”I mean she was being over the edge today. Did you guys have a rough trip or something?”

Crono shook his head nervously. *Oh jeez, did that look bad?* he thought, scratching his head and watching her out of the corner of his eye. *Please don’t let her find out*

“You sure nothing happened?” Marle asked, concerned at Crono’s hasty and a little forthright answer. “Nothing with you and…Lucca?” she said, raising an eyebrow.

Crono shook his head once more, insisting that nothing happened. “Alright Crono” Marle said, trusting him at his word, for now at least…

“Huh, that’s weird” Lucca said, reading over the diagnostic. Some of his system resources had been used oddly. Especially for having spent the day with Marle. Pulling out his main chest plate, she checked his insides. 

“What the hell?” she said as she checked his recent system uses. Increased levels of protein consumption and creation, use of level 1 programs… “He couldn’t have been…” she said, investigating deeper into his memory core.

“Wonder if Lucca’s done by now” Marle said as the two of them wandered back towards her and Robo. “Oh, one sec, I think I left something in the Epoch” she said, jogging ahead. She reached it before he could stop her, instantly searching the time traveling ship.

“Darn, not here…” she said, her eye noticing something. On the driver’s side there was something there. Something odd. “Crono, what’s that?” she asked, puzzled by the look of it.

Arriving with her he looked down, seeing a stain of protein on the ship, just where he and Lucca had…

“…Fuck” Lucca said, after a thorough check she was convinced that something was not right. Putting Robo’s parts back together, she turned him on. After a blip and a hum, his eyes opened. As it did, she heard a hissing noise, barely audible.

“Welcome back” she said “Run a full diagnostic to make sure all your parts are functioning correctly”

“Checking…checking…done” he said. “All systems functioning normally”

“Robo, what programs were you using during the time Crono and I were out?”

“Nothing out of the ordinary Lucca” Robo answered as vaguely as he could to attempt to avoid being direct and thus breaking his promise with Marle.

“You seemed to consume all of your protein levels”

“I had, therefore I increased production to compensate for the use”

“I see” Lucca said, hoping against hope it was some other thought she had just missed. “And the program consuming these protein levels?” she asked, biting her teeth.

“I would rather not say”

“Say that you and that dirty slut were fucking?!?” Lucca yelled out, probably too loud…

“Crono” Marle said, getting angrier exponentially every second. “Would you tell me what the hell is going on?” she asked.

A million thoughts and excuses ran around through Crono’s mind, none of them seemed of particular use to him.

Crono’s silence was broken by the sound of yelling inside where Lucca and Robo were. *Saved by the yell* Crono thought.

“You aren’t getting out this easy!” she said “We’re coming back to this!” she shouted, heading towards the yell…

“M-Mistress Lucca

“Don’t be afraid Robo, it’s not you that I’m angry at” She said, grinding her teeth. 

“I appear to have found the source of the hissing sound…”

After a grimace she asked the robot “Is it a vital system?”

“Well no, it’s just that it’s…”

“Then it doesn’t matter”

Lucca? What the hell is going on?” Marle asked, expecting to see a monster, or something that would elicit such a response from the usually level headed girl.

“Oh that’s exactly the response I wanted!” Lucca said, stepping towards Marle, her nostrils flaring, her teeth grinding, her mind running red with anger.

“What?” Marle asked, shocked at the audacity of it all.

“I know what you did…” Lucca growled. “…with Robo”

“And I know what you did with Crono!” she growled back. As the two of them returned angry shots at one another, Crono and Robo inched their ways toward each other.

“Crono” Robo whispered, trying not to be heard by the women. “I have a problem, my pheromone container has gotten a hole in it” Crono gave him a confused look, and the robot decided to give him a better explanation. “Pheromones are chemical secreted externally by animals affecting the behavior or physiology of other members of the same species, in many cases, particularly this one, to elicit sexual stimuli”

*Huh* Crono thought, *Neat trick…wait a minute that means that that’s all leaking out, and with those two…* Crono raised an eyebrow in worriment. 

The two girls, who had been fighting verbally all the time, suddenly took that moment to turn words to action, as Lucca swung her hand, trying to strike Marle directly in the face. Marle, for good or for bad, jerked her head back, and Lucca’s hand landed on the inside strap of Marle’s shirt, ripping the garment enough to expose her bra.

Crono elbowed Robo with a wink, enjoying the show being put on before them. He suddenly heard a metallic rip from Robo, looking to him the Robot quickly responded saying “The entire container that stores the pheromones has been ruptured. In less than two minutes the room will be filled with a full supply of pheromones” Crono shrugged it off. “I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation Crono, in about a minute and a half the room will be full with so much pheromones that it would takes hours before any human being could spend more than a few seconds without becoming a slave to passion”

*Oh my god, the things I do in the name of time* Crono thought, as he watched the two girls continue to fight, the effects of the pheromones becoming visible. 

Using her helmet as a bull’s horn, Lucca rammed into Marle, forcing the girl down on her backside. Marle moaned as Lucca’s head landed on her breasts, eliciting incredible pleasure. Marle yanked off Lucca’s helmet, then kicked the purple headed scientist across the room. Unbeknownst to her, Lucca grabbed on to her remaining shirt strap, and with the kick thrust off Marle’s shirt.

*Holy crap this is hot* Crono said, his hand instinctively moving to his pants. “Crono, we must stop them before they hurt themselves” Robo said. Crono moved his hand in front of the robot, shaking his head vigorously no. “Crono, by now all of the pheromones are in the air, and it is likely affecting your judgment”

Marle ran at Lucca, grabbing her in a bear hug, pushing both of their breasts together. The two of them were enveloped in an airtight embrace of passion, the effects of the airborne cotangent taking over complete control. Before realizing it their lips locked, giving them ample opportunity to examine one another’s mouth.

*Thank you god!* Crono said as he watched, completely silenced as his childhood friend and his girlfriend made out. His mind burned with unspeakable passion as he stared agog.

Lucca opened her eyes, seeing the beautiful blond standing in front of her, now hugging her, and was almost unbearably aroused. By anything. The mere thought of having sex with anyone or anything, be it male, female, robot, hell even frog would get a go ‘round.

Marle was drunk with lust, and she planned to drink more than her fill. Looking over to Crono, his hand inside his pants and sporting an especially large boner, she got a wicked idea. “Lucca?”

“MMM?” Lucca moaned as she rubbed their breasts together, savoring the sweet delight that such small effort elicited. 

“We shouldn’t leave the boys unaccompanied” she said. Lucca turned her head towards them, the mere sight of Crono’s raging rod nearly brought her to climax. Breaking away from their hug, the two of them walked towards the mute hero and the robot.

Going down to her knees, Marle pulled back his pants, exposing his purple headed warrior. Gobbling down his member, Crono gasped excitedly as her hot, wet mouth ravenously consumed him.

To his surprise, Lucca followed suit, her small pink tongue exploring every inch of shaft and bullock Marle left free. *New Double Technique* Crono thought as the two girls gave him unbelievable fellatio. 

Crono nudged Robo, the expression on his face telling only a fraction of the pleasure he was feeling as the two girls continued. Marle pulled her head up, Crono’s member coming from between her lips with an audible pop, giving Lucca the chance to greedily feed on his prick.

“Robo, begin HTES1”

“Yes mistress” Robo said, wondering when he would be called into action. “What size?”

“Big” she said in between downward motions.

“How big?” Robo asked.

“Big!” Marle exclaimed.

With a shrug Robo complied. Crono began to moan, as suddenly his testes, now being massaged by Marle’s mouth, tightened. Crono mouthed “I’m gonna cum” but unfortunately it gave no warning at all to Lucca, as suddenly blast after blast of hot sticky protein shot into her mouth. “UGH” Crono grunted as Marle continued to lick his sensitive undercarriage and Lucca continued to suck more and more of his load. 

         Finally Crono let out a final grunt, then a sigh as he was finally spent. Then to his wondrous eyes, Marle and Lucca French kissed in front of him, sharing the hot sticky fluid with their kiss. After seeing only moments of that, Crono knew he had to have more. 

Standing up, Crono watched with delightful anticipation as the girls disrobed, watching painstakingly as they peeled off their panties, already soaked in their own juices. 

Without saying a word Lucca practically jumped on Robo, his protruding member at an impressive 14 inches, two inches wide.

Crono had a second’s warning before Marle dived on him, her already soaked vagina easily sliding his foot long hot dog directly in. Crono leaned against the wall, using it to support him as he arched his back, kissing Marle’s breasts in between each thrust inward.

“FUCK MEEE!” Lucca cried as she pounded on Robo’s cock, playing her body like an accordion on top of his rod. The pleasure was unbearable, each thrust felt like a mini orgasm, building up into so strong a climax she didn’t know if she could take it. Each forward push was going deeper in her tender love canal, and every thrust out like waiting for a balloon to pop. 

Crono grunted as he sped up, bouncing Marle up and down on his member at maximum speed. He could feel the sweat almost pouring off her tight body, arching back to try to fit as much of him as possible in her. Lucky for the both of them, it gave him ample access to her pert fully erect nipples. With every bounce Crono raspy tongue gently scraped along her nipples, bringing her closer and closer to climax. 

“Orgasm in 5, 4, 3” Robo started, but suddenly the tension became too much for the young scientist, and before two she was already cumming like she had never came before. “2, 1” suddenly blast after blast of hot synthetic semen shot deep into Lucca’s spasming body, her orgasm flooding every nerve receptor in her body as Robo’s jism flooded her vaginal walls. Lucca could only gasp for air as her body trembled, her mind barely capable of comprehending an orgasm of this magnitude.

Like a balloon losing its air, Lucca’s orgasm subsided, and she gradually regained her breath. Looking over at Crono and Marle, she got an idea.

“Crono, come over here!” Lucca said, more like an order.

“Just…another…minute!” Marle moaned out, feeling her orgasm overcoming her. Her entire body tightened as every inch of skin on her body was overpowered with pleasure. Ever second lasted forever, an eternity of pleasure wrapped up in each second. Seconds passed into minutes as her orgasm diminished. Her body slumped, impaled on Crono’s member, loving every moment of it as her white athletic body was covered in sweat. 

She watched as Lucca lifted her body off Robo’s anatomically correct simulated member. *Well, maybe not anatomically correct* she thought, then got a dirty thought. Remembering Crono had yet to blow his wad, she lifted her body off him, surprising the hell out of him. “1 second tiger” she said, walking over to Robo, lying on the ground, his member still fully erect. The thought he could only go flaccid was a moot point if Marle could think of it, but she was currently otherwise occupied. 

Moving Lucca over with one arm, she positioned Robo’s member with the other. With one slow, singular motion she dropped her body on it, within moments the android’s unit was half buried inside her. Lucca and Crono watched with desire hungry on their mind. As she took more and more in her, Crono watched her bend her body over.

“Crono” she said, spreading apart her perfect lily-white ass cheeks as Robo began to slowly begin his program “I want you…to do me…there” she said, her mind still being picky about her use of language, despite her predicament.

Crono however, did not need to be told a second time. Within a minute he was there, his member, still solid as a rock at fourteen inches, was lubricated with Marle’s juices, but he still wanted to be sure he had enough to prevent injuring Marle. 

“MMMPH!” Marle cried out as Crono pushed forward, her anal cherry being popped. The pain was fleeting, as the intense action from both members, Crono going boldly where no one had before, as she continued to take more and more of Robo’s penis deeper in her, she could feel every bump and groove as he stretched the walls of her tender, soaked vagina.

Lucca watched as Marle was banged by the two of them, three of her fingers hammering in and out of her juicy slit, when suddenly an idea came to her mind. Walking over to Robo she positioned herself directly in front of Marle’s face.

As Marle opened her eyes she was surprised by Lucca’s juicy womanhood. Despite her better intentions, her tongue quickly shot out, licking with pleasure the salty mixture of Robo’s synthetic semen and Lucca’s flowing juices. Lucca cooed, every taste bud’s soused assault on her tender lips were like heaven. Throwing her head back, she used her fingers to tweak, massage, even pinch her fully erect nipples as Marle continued to lap, each thrust by Crono pushing her tongue a bit deeper.

Crono continued, each push inward getting a little more and a little more of his purple headed warrior into Marle’s tight bowels. Each push into her stiff bunghole brought out a squeak of pleasure from her. Looking down, Crono was surprised to find Robo’s entire shaft completely inside his girlfriend. *Still halfway to go* Crono thought, as he continued to probe deeper and deeper.

“AAAHAAHA!” Lucca moaned as with a particularly hard thrust forward Crono buried almost three inches in Marle’s bowels, pushing her entire mouth directly on her snatch, forcing the blond girl’s tongue to come in direct contact with her extremely sensitive clit. 

Robo took the current turn of events as a sign of things to come, so to speak, and began to increase his pace. With one last push, Crono’s entire shaft was now buried to the hilt in her intestines. Crono began to move back and forth slowly, his girth surrounded by such tightness combined with the fact he had yet to climax a second time, began to make him mad with lust. 

Marle moaned, the feeling of the two giant rods pushing against one another inside her was driving her to the edge. All of her moans were muffled as she continued to eat out Lucca, her tongue lapping all of the juices as her lip massaged her clit. Looking up she could see Lucca was nearly ready to climax herself, she was practically tearing at her inflamed nipples now.

Crono continued increasing his pace, biting his lip at the tight restriction. As he sped up, he knew each push was bringing him closer and closer to climax. He watched as Robo’s thrusts increased, knowing he had to be preparing as well. Lucca was nearly going mad with lust, Marle must be doing particularly well for her first time. 

Suddenly Crono grunted as he felt his balls tighten. Only seconds later, blast after blast of hot cum shot up her tight bowels. “Orgasm in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1” Robo said, as he blew his load directly into Marle’s deep box, each blast of white hot synthetic semen too much for her.

“M GFFAH CMM!” Marle yelled right into Lucca’s soaked box as the dual blasts of man jam deep in her cavities were too much for her to contain. Marle’s sudden heaves brought the perky scientist right over the edge, and she cried out loud as she had a gushing orgasm, covering Marle’s face in hot sweet girl honey. Marle could do nothing, her open mouth was suddenly flooded with Lucca’s womanly juices as her other orifices were filled with jism.

Crono continued to pump as hard as he could, the feeling of his own cum lubricating him further. As he felt himself finish up he stopped for a minute, trying to gather his thoughts. Slowly pulling out from her, he watched as the rest of the group began to recover from their respective orgasms. As he pulled out, the popping sound quite loud, he noticed Robo was dong much the same, and only moments later a similar pop occurred. 

Lucca, her mind still heady with thoughts of lust and her body still yearning for the kind of treatment that Marle has enjoyed so much, was eager to see the result of Robo and Crono’s double technique. Coming about to behind she saw Marle’s from the back, her snatch dripping with her own sweet juices and Robo’s synthetic semen, along with some of Crono’s drippings that had now found its way out, mixing with Robo’s as they glided down, dripping on top of her and Robo’s mixture, almost a whipped cream on top of ice cream effect.

Taking in a whiff of the heavenly aroma, Lucca’s carnal desires supplemented by the pheromones gave her a nasty thought. Sliding her finger across Marle’s lips, greasing her finger generously with their juices, and upon doing such brought it to her lips, sniffing at first the strong musky aroma of sex, then letting her tongue out, gliding it along the sides before bending the appendage and pressing it directly on her tongue, tasting the salty juices.

Like a woman who had been in a desert finding an Oasis, Lucca’s mouth watered like never before. Scarcely moments later she was off, her tongue gliding all over Marle’s snatch, drinking heartily from her womanhood. Marle, her body completely tapped from the strong orgasms, could do little but sigh contently, as Lucca ate out every last drop from her enflamed lower half.

Lucca, unlike Marle, was still invigorated by what was occurring, and had no plan on ending it yet. Pulling herself away from Marle’s slit; she brought her attention to Crono, and his now half-lax member.

She was about to kiss him on the mouth, however a moment before she realized what she was so eagerly drinking, and decided the low road was best. Getting on her knees, she put her hands around Crono’s penis, now only semi-hard. Starting from the base up she began to slowly pump new blood into him, inflating him like a rubber balloon. 

“Robo” Lucca said, watching with delight as Crono’s member continued to grow, “Come over here”. As always, the robot complied, gently placing the girl down next to him, and coming towards Luccca. 

The scientist slowly teased Crono, making small kisses on his shaft, slurping her tongue across his head every so often. “Well, Robo?” she said, seeing the robot in the corner of her eye. 

With a sigh Robo returned to behind his mistress, preparing to once again repeat the same procedure. Lubrication was not a problem; Lucca had already been well lubricated after her detailed attention to her lower half. 

“MMM” Lucca moaned as Robo entered, his member sliding in with no trouble. Bypassing the beginning stages of the program, in one swift stroke he entered her all the way, pressing his robotic appendage as far as it would go into her hot wet box.

Licking her lips one last time, Lucca slowly brought Crono’s member in her mouth, teasing his purple head with her tongue as she brought more and more in, with every little bit she teased, playing with the large vein that ran underneath. Unable to control himself anymore, the mute hero began to instinctively push his hips forward, slowly at first but speeding up as Lucca’s throat muscles relaxed, giving him more slack with which to work with. 

Lucca felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Looking up at Crono, she was pleasantly surprised to find she had, in a sense, swallowed Crono’s sword. She could feel the two of them working, each at a difference pace, Crono was moving slower but broader strokes, Robo with quicker, more even paced strokes. The two of them were playing her like an accordion, and she was reveling in every moment of it.

Switching on his vibration mode, Robo continued to build up his pace, detecting from Lucca’s apparent enjoyment that her climax was immanent. Using his programming to perfect his current programs, he took the chance that she may enjoy his member were it thicker, since she would not be able to take much deeper inside her.

Both her being close to orgasm and her enjoyment of thicker metal in her box were understatement. Before Robo could gather any data, he could tell from her vaginal spasms she was experiencing another orgasm. Which was another understatement. Lucca’s mind was set afire as the flames of passion once more burned into her, bringing about delicious heated sensations. 

Despite her sudden orgasm, both Crono and Robo continued, each pushing against her now tightened orifices, with every sensation making Lucca ache with pleasure from the inside out. 

As she felt her body begin to release from her orgasm, Lucca’s body was so hurting with pleasure that she absolutely needed another release. Determined to go out with a bang, she began to push with the two, as Crono pushed in she pushed forward, and as he retreated and Robo pushed inward she pushed back. 

Crono bit his lip, trying to hold everything back for his next orgasm. No matter what he tried to he couldn’t peel his mind away from Lucca’s hot lips wrapped around his throbbing hard on, each push into her hot wet mouth was bringing him so much closer to climax.

Robo increased his pace yet again, moving as fast as was possible as the hum of his vibrating unit was buzzing along deeply inside LuccaLucca moaned, she felt his massive girth pushing against the burning walls of her oversexed womanhood, the raw feeling of his vibrating piece was letting her milk every second of joy.

Marle watched the three of them, her hands involuntarily moving to between her legs, as she manipulated her clit with one and slowly frigged herself with the other. Crono and Robo were going at her like madmen, and Marle watched in pleasure as they rocked back and forth, like a ship at sea. Her body exhausted, Marle was reduced to only watching the group, joyously pleasing herself each moment. She didn’t need to giver her body much coaxing, Lucca’s cleaning session had already done half the job.

Crono held back with everything he had, desperately trying to prolong his orgasm. Each thrust was nearly breaking him. Suddenly Robo said “Orgasm in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1”. Lucca cried out as she came hard, her body uncontrollable, leaving this plane of existence. Jet after jet of hot synthetic semen blasted deep into her, she could feel every drop on every millimeter of skin, every second the burning protein in her gave cause for more pleasure. 

Finally giving in to fate Crono let go, shooting a blast of cum directly into Lucca’s stomach. Jerking out, his next few blasts covered Lucca’s cute face. Stream after stream of hot protein continued to pour out, the jets now converging to form a pattern of cum lines down her face. Looking down at Lucca, he did everything in his power to commit it to memory.

Looking over at Lucca’s cum covered face was enough for Marle, as she moaned out loud as another orgasm ripped through her system, jarring her senses once more as wave after wave continued to blast her body. Moments after she passed out, contently falling asleep. 

Looking at the group, Robo thought for a second *looks like we just invented a quadruple technique*

That is, as they say, that. One less thing on the list of things to do, which is extensive and long. Don’t worry though, eventually I’ll get more time to write…I hope…I got a week of vacation coming up, so hopefully I can get some more done before I got to get ready to head back to school. Don’t forget to feed the back folks. 

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