This section has a listing of all the characters who have appeared in my stories. Each entry tells you a little bit about the characters and what story they appear in. The names are arranged alphabetically.
Dr. Albert Hormowster
Allison Wimbledon
Dr. Ana Perris
Dymphna Lauren
James Smalldick
Keri Morgan
Kristen
Mark Horny
Mary Morgan
Rachel Cordon
Ralph Wimbledon
Sherry Morgan
Steven Gorimander
Stevenia Gorimander
Appears in Horn, My Sister's Baby and Steven Gets Laid at the Bowling Alley.
Albert Hormowster is an unimportant character. Basically, whenever I need a name for a secondary character, I use the name Albert Hormowster. So far, I've had him be a judge at the Society for the Promotion of Writing, the head of a secret government facility, a pimp for two passed-out girls (which is illegal), and a bowling alley employee.
Appears in Jigsaw Puzzles.
Allison is the older sister of Ralph Wimbledon. She thinks he's totally out of it when it comes to sex, but other than that, she has a nice relationship with him. She also happens to be sleeping with Keri Morgan, her next-door neighbor.
Appears in Horn.
Ana, or Dr. Perris, works as a researcher for the government. She created Horn, a formula that makes a man's penis grow an inch a day, and tests it on James Smalldick. When things get out of control, she bears most of the responsibility, and ends up saving the world.
Appears in My Sister's Baby and Jigsaw Puzzles.
Dymphna is the title character of "My Sister's Baby", despite not being in most of the story. She is good at science, and has a younger sister named Stephanie.
In Jigsaw Puzzles, she is grown up, and spends her time trying to seduce Ralph Wimbledon, even though he's asexual. He finds this annoying.
Appears in Horn.
James Smalldick, to his chagrin, has a small dick, and undergoes an experimental process called Horn to lengthen his penis. While his penis does grow, he becomes out of control, his body not being able to adjust to the increased testosterone levels. This soon becomes a matter of life or death, but he is too full of testosterone to listen to reason...
Appears in Jigsaw Puzzles.
Keri is a triplet along with her sisters Sherry and Mary. She is the boldest of the three, and often does things other people don't like. These things include trying to hook up her sisters with dates, despite the fact that they'd prefer it if she left them alone.
Appears in Horn and Steven Gets Laid at the Bowling Alley.
Kristen is a secretary that appears a few times in Horn, usually just in time to overhear something that seems completely crazy out of context. She gets her name at the very end of the story, where I hint that Kristen will hook up with James Smalldick.
She makes a reappearance in
Steven Gets Laid at the Bowling Alley, where she seduces Steven in order to rob him.
Appears in My Sister's Baby.
Mark is the friend of the narrator in "My Sister's Baby". He's not very interesting.
Appears in Jigsaw Puzzles.
Mary is a triplet, along with her sisters Sherry and Keri. She ends up dating Ralph Wimbledon.
Appears in Jigsaw Puzzles.
Ralph Wimbledon is the brother of Allison Wimbledon. He's asexual, but thanks to the work of Keri Morgan, he is now dating her sister Mary.
Appears in Horn.
Rachel Cordon is the President of the United States. She says, "I see." a lot when she's in a bad mood. She has only appeared when the world's security has been at stake.
Appears in Jigsaw Puzzles.
Her real name is Sherris, but everyone calls her Sherry because it rhymes with the names of her triplet sisters, Keri and Mary. Sherry gets angry at her sister Keri a lot, usually because of Keri's overt sexuality.
Appears in Steven Gets Laid at the Bowling Alley.
Steven is a horny guy who's on a never-ending quest to get laid. He has the hots for his twin sister, Stevenia.
Appears in Steven Gets Laid at the Bowling Alley.
Stevenia is the twin sister of Steven Gorimander. She thinks he's a pervert.
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